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(TMZ)   Photos from Levi Johnston's wedding have surfaced, and it looked about how you'd expect, with plenty of camouflage   (tmz.com) divider line 66
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2012-11-05 06:08:09 PM
I thought the bridal gown would be salmon......
 
2012-11-05 06:27:53 PM

Diogenes: I love the meticulously-groomed scruff.


It doesn't look groomed at all to me. Just that he hasn't shaved in a few days.

I'm like that as well. It's been roughly three weeks, but my cheeks, philtrum, and region between my mustache and goatee are totally bald. My "beard", as it were, sort of hugs the bottom of my jaw-line and doesn't cover that much surface area.
 
2012-11-05 06:44:51 PM

Modguy: sure haven't: Honest question: Who in the blue f*ck is "Levi Johnston"??

I'm usually up on pop culture, but I have zero clue who this person is.

He banged a Palin.


Gracias.
 
2012-11-05 07:03:19 PM
Wait, so she's holding a kid. Did he knock up ANOTHER chick before deciding to get married to her? Come on dude, slap a rubber on it.

Also, she shouldn't be wearing white.
 
2012-11-05 07:06:22 PM

aedude01: Also, she shouldn't be wearing white.


Looks like "Bleached Ivory" to me.
 
2012-11-05 07:24:31 PM

Mind of the North Star: I saw this and got distracted:
[bossip.files.wordpress.com image 554x416]


V'ger and the Creator must become one.
/I'm naming my penis the Creator
 
2012-11-05 07:35:19 PM

Apos: Mind of the North Star: I saw this and got distracted:
[bossip.files.wordpress.com image 554x416]


She's apparently ecstatic with the results of her head shrinking session.


She does the opposite for me.
 
2012-11-05 08:34:01 PM

EngineerAU: ruta: Eh, I don't get why the media is still following this guy.

TMZ:Media::Taco Bell:Food


Wait one minute....Taco Bell has really hit the spot once or twice. I am not saying it is good or healthy, just that is was a tasty treat. TMZ is nowhere close to Taco Bell on the value scale. TAKE IT BACK!!!!
 
2012-11-05 09:13:55 PM
That's called Alaskan chic.
 
2012-11-05 09:19:43 PM
Apparently, you can put lipstick on a pig.
 
2012-11-05 10:12:29 PM

Lawnchair: What sure shot at fame and fortune?



1. Write tell-all book about the Palins. There's six-figures up front, maybe even 7-figures.

2. Move to Los Angeles and hit the reality show "circuit" - he was a good-looking kid, he could have done Dancing With the Stars and who knows what else.

Very farking easy. And it could have been his. Instead he tried changing his name to "Ricky Hollywood" or some stupid shiat like that, like was going to be an actor, and then ran for mayor of his farking town. That's the best he could dream up -- be a movie star, or be a "big shot" in his shiatkicker town. That's as far as his imagination could take him. Totally wasted opportunity.
 
2012-11-05 10:34:22 PM
I appreciate the Oscar Wilde-inspired splendor implied by the camouflage bow tie. (or was it Tom Wolfe?)

All the truly influential animals in proper society are being killed by self-aware manly men in such sartorial manliness this season.
 
2012-11-05 11:24:43 PM

Mind of the North Star: I saw this and got distracted:


What in the heck is that?
 
2012-11-05 11:32:48 PM
The bride is hotter than Bristol. Of course, so is a polar bear's butt.
 
2012-11-06 03:16:23 AM

Rann Xerox: Modguy: sure haven't: Honest question: Who in the blue f*ck is "Levi Johnston"??

I'm usually up on pop culture, but I have zero clue who this person is.

He banged a Palin.

Q. Which Palin?

A. All of them.

 

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2012-11-06 07:58:50 AM

olapbill: sorry. got side tracked by Gretzky's daughter.
I'd 99 her.
better pics than tmz
Link SFW


The Great two.
 
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