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(TMZ)   Photos from Levi Johnston's wedding have surfaced, and it looked about how you'd expect, with plenty of camouflage   (tmz.com) divider line 66
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2012-11-05 11:36:35 AM  
That is one big headed baby.
 
2012-11-05 01:24:32 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-05 01:28:19 PM  
I love the meticulously-groomed scruff.
 
2012-11-05 02:49:54 PM  
Sources said they gave out Skoal as a Wedding favor.
 
2012-11-05 02:52:09 PM  
I can't really make fun of this guy, despite his well-known behavior, since to the couple, it's their happiest day ever.

On the other hand... lol antlers XD.
 
2012-11-05 02:57:53 PM  
I have no idea who these people are but some cool photos in an artistic kinda way.
 
2012-11-05 02:58:35 PM  
White trash doing white trash things. Film at 11.
 
2012-11-05 03:01:47 PM  
Live up to the stereotype
 
2012-11-05 03:01:53 PM  

litespeed74: I have no idea who these people are but some cool photos in an artistic kinda way.


lh5.ggpht.com
 
2012-11-05 03:03:01 PM  
I'd hit that white trash bride.
 
2012-11-05 03:04:33 PM  
As a big belt buckle, cowboy boots wearin', jacked-up pickup drivin' redneck, I'm a bit jealous of his vest. Nice lookin' bride too.
 
2012-11-05 03:06:21 PM  
I don't know much about Levi Johnston, but these pictures tell me he

1) Traded up from Bristol Palin

2) Likes him some boobies
 
2012-11-05 03:13:28 PM  
ll-media.tmz.com

Do you get the feeling he stopped in at a convenience store at some point dressed like that to buy a 12 pack of Bud Light, and flirted just a little too much with the girl at the counter?
 
2012-11-05 03:14:15 PM  
Keeping it realtree.
 
2012-11-05 03:15:54 PM  
Good for him and all but if he's not marrying Bristol Palin then why is the media still following him?
 
2012-11-05 03:16:44 PM  
Fast forward five years

img809.imageshack.us
 
2012-11-05 03:17:25 PM  
You may remove the dip and kiss the bride.
/you too toots, get that dip out
 
2012-11-05 03:18:44 PM  
Are people surprised that someone who lives in the country enjoys........country living type things? I mean did you expect the wedding to be caviar and champagne in a fancy hotel in NYC?
 
2012-11-05 03:20:58 PM  

boyvoyeur: Fast forward five years

[img809.imageshack.us image 308x175]


Wow, Turtle really let himself go after "Entourage" went off the air.
 
2012-11-05 03:21:44 PM  
sorry. got side tracked by Gretzky's daughter.
I'd 99 her.
better pics than tmz
Link SFW
 
2012-11-05 03:24:16 PM  
The only thing tackier than "country" fashion is Juggalo fashion.

Ugh.
 
2012-11-05 03:25:46 PM  
6 months, tops.
 
2012-11-05 03:28:51 PM  

olapbill: sorry. got side tracked by Gretzky's daughter.
I'd 99 her.
better pics than tmz
Link SFW


I saw that the other day, had no idea that's his daughter. Good God she's hot
 
2012-11-05 03:39:42 PM  
Honest question: Who in the blue f*ck is "Levi Johnston"??

I'm usually up on pop culture, but I have zero clue who this person is.
 
2012-11-05 03:41:51 PM  

sure haven't: Honest question: Who in the blue f*ck is "Levi Johnston"??

I'm usually up on pop culture, but I have zero clue who this person is.


He banged a Palin.
 
2012-11-05 03:47:25 PM  
The wedding playlist was this on endless loop.
 
2012-11-05 03:49:41 PM  

Modguy: sure haven't: Honest question: Who in the blue f*ck is "Levi Johnston"??

I'm usually up on pop culture, but I have zero clue who this person is.

He banged a Palin.


Q. Which Palin?

A. All of them.
 
2012-11-05 04:03:08 PM  

olapbill: sorry. got side tracked by Gretzky's daughter.
I'd 99 her.
better pics than tmz
Link SFW


What, does she hang out at the Jiffy Lube in South Jersey? Each and every one of those dudes is gross. She should be pulling top shelf dick.

/still waiting by the phone
 
2012-11-05 04:05:47 PM  
Tell me again, why should we care about this egregious douchebag?

//or his ex
/or his exes to be
//get out, your 15 minutes were up years ago
 
2012-11-05 04:10:18 PM  
i49.tinypic.com
 
2012-11-05 04:18:54 PM  
This reminds me, I have a wedding like this coming up.

Good people, but there will be many animals corpses and camouflage.
 
2012-11-05 04:24:29 PM  
Few weeks ago I went to a wedding like this... I do have a picture.
 
2012-11-05 04:24:35 PM  
Good for him for marrying a fat chick. I can see right up front she's a nasty thing that would do unspeakable things to a perfect stranger for a full box of Whitman Samplers. He's going to have fun with her forever, as long as he can afford the groceries. And if he really is a chubby chaser, he's in luck. Because she's just going to get bigger, hairier, and closer to the ground as she gets older.
 
2012-11-05 04:29:48 PM  
Has a person ever farked-up a sure-shot at fame and fortune more than this redneck? Typical small-town myopic view of life, where they have absolutely no farking idea how many possibilities there are out there in the world.

"Nope, I'll just keep hangin' out in my town's Wal Mart parking lot at night, keep banging the same white trash girls I grew up with, and be a bitter member of the working poor for the rest of my life."
 
2012-11-05 04:31:42 PM  

Harvey Manfrenjensenjen: The wedding playlist was this on endless loop.


Nope. Gotta mix this one in there.
 
2012-11-05 04:37:06 PM  

shower_in_my_socks: Has a person ever farked-up a sure-shot at fame and fortune more than this redneck? Typical small-town myopic view of life, where they have absolutely no farking idea how many possibilities there are out there in the world.

"Nope, I'll just keep hangin' out in my town's Wal Mart parking lot at night, keep banging the same white trash girls I grew up with, and be a bitter member of the working poor for the rest of my life."


Yea he really should have milked this for at least another 10 years before marrying who you actually want to marry.
 
2012-11-05 04:52:48 PM  

shower_in_my_socks: Has a person ever farked-up a sure-shot at fame and fortune more than this redneck? Typical small-town myopic view of life, where they have absolutely no farking idea how many possibilities there are out there in the world.

"Nope, I'll just keep hangin' out in my town's Wal Mart parking lot at night, keep banging the same white trash girls I grew up with, and be a bitter member of the working poor for the rest of my life."


Maybe he loves her and he just wants to live a normal life?
 
2012-11-05 04:54:14 PM  

olapbill: sorry. got side tracked by Gretzky's daughter.


i.huffpost.com

i.huffpost.com
 
2012-11-05 04:56:39 PM  
Eh, I don't get why the media is still following this guy. Good for him that he's getting married to whom he wants, the way he wants, instead of getting shotgunned to the altar into a bitter marriage doomed to be tabloid-fodder all to fulfill the "family values" narrative for some batty old teabag's political aspirations.
 
2012-11-05 05:02:58 PM  

MightyPez: This reminds me, I have a wedding like this coming up.

Good people, but there will be many animals corpses and camouflage.


What's wrong with that? It's stupid, sure, but that's one of the inherent characteristics of a wedding. In all honesty, decorating according to you and your family's hobbies is less stupid than the usual white shiat everywhere and lace and garlands of flowers and such. More personal, cheaper, and less arbitrarily uncomfortable for your guests.

The only wedding I've ever been to that wasn't an exercise in wasteful spending and stupid pomp was less a wedding and more "hey, wanna be a witness? We're short a guy at the JP's office". If you're gonna go with the dumb version instead, might as well go all out and theme it up, because no one's going to enjoy it until you open the bar either way.
 
2012-11-05 05:07:16 PM  

shower_in_my_socks: Has a person ever farked-up a sure-shot at fame and fortune more than this redneck? Typical small-town myopic view of life, where they have absolutely no farking idea how many possibilities there are out there in the world.

"Nope, I'll just keep hangin' out in my town's Wal Mart parking lot at night, keep banging the same white trash girls I grew up with, and be a bitter member of the working poor for the rest of my life."


you know, the really weird thing is that i think this is the normal outcome for people in america.
 
2012-11-05 05:10:21 PM  

Jim_Callahan: MightyPez: This reminds me, I have a wedding like this coming up.

Good people, but there will be many animals corpses and camouflage.

What's wrong with that? It's stupid, sure, but that's one of the inherent characteristics of a wedding. In all honesty, decorating according to you and your family's hobbies is less stupid than the usual white shiat everywhere and lace and garlands of flowers and such. More personal, cheaper, and less arbitrarily uncomfortable for your guests.

The only wedding I've ever been to that wasn't an exercise in wasteful spending and stupid pomp was less a wedding and more "hey, wanna be a witness? We're short a guy at the JP's office". If you're gonna go with the dumb version instead, might as well go all out and theme it up, because no one's going to enjoy it until you open the bar either way.


Wow, that riled you up way more than it should have.

I never said it was "wrong." I just find it tacky. I also find bright yellow cars, fanny packs, and most ostentatious attire worn in hip-hop tacky. Care to comment on any of those other personal dislikes?
 
2012-11-05 05:21:13 PM  

shower_in_my_socks: Has a person ever farked-up a sure-shot at fame and fortune more than this redneck?


What sure shot at fame and fortune? He was a D-list attachment to a C-list daughter of a B-list already-entirely-irrelevant politician.

If Mommabear Palin had somehow ended up in 1 Observatory Circle? Sure. Some DC conservative thinktank would have paid him $100k a year to make coffee, keep his nose clean, and STFU. He would have been dumb to pass that gravy train up.

But, Mommabear didn't win. There was no 'fame and fortune' in staying attached to the Palin family, just a slow spiral into insanity. He got out at the right time.
 
2012-11-05 05:29:18 PM  
I saw this and got distracted:
bossip.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-11-05 05:32:02 PM  

Mind of the North Star: I saw this and got distracted:
[bossip.files.wordpress.com image 554x416]



She's apparently ecstatic with the results of her head shrinking session.
 
2012-11-05 05:45:35 PM  

olapbill: sorry. got side tracked by Gretzky's daughter.
I'd 99 her.
better pics than tmz
Link SFW


Well isn't she delightfully trashy...
 
2012-11-05 05:51:34 PM  
Best "Full English" I've had since Levi Johnston's wedding.
 
2012-11-05 06:01:07 PM  
His bride will pork out in no time.
 
2012-11-05 06:04:56 PM  

Onkel Buck: His bride will pork out in no time.


I was thinking exactly that. She looks like someone I dated in high school. Four kids and BOOM, she looks like a Weeble.
 
2012-11-05 06:06:22 PM  

ruta: Eh, I don't get why the media is still following this guy.


TMZ:Media::Taco Bell:Food
 
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