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(Politico)   House GOP: That's a mighty nice second term you've got there, Mr. President. Shame if something were to happen to it if you tried pushing shiat through on our lame-duck session   (politico.com) divider line 12
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2012-11-05 08:11:54 AM  
5 votes:
Biatches please. You have exactly zero intent of working with the President unless he utterly caves to precisely what you are asking for, and even then, your past history indicates that you will abandon that position in favor of one further to the right.

If he wins on Tuesday and keeps the Senate, I hope he walks into the Oval Office on the day sequestration takes effect, whips out his dick and flops it onto the desk, and calls the Press Corps in for a photo op.
2012-11-05 11:46:57 AM  
4 votes:
If you haven't put out in four years, you really can't threaten to withhold sex.
2012-11-05 11:48:48 AM  
3 votes:
yglesias.thinkprogress.org

Maybe if we started up a Kickstarter to buy McConnell an upper row of teeth and a pair of eyebrows for Christmas, he might be less cranky.
2012-11-05 11:49:21 AM  
2 votes:
April 18th, 2013:

This just in. For the first time ever, the Congress has received a negative approval rating, at -3%. This has been achieved as everyone polled disapproved and then just to reinforce the point, most of congress also called the pollster unsolicited to exclaim how f*cking terrible they were. Several sovereign nations also called the pollster to register their voice.
2012-11-05 11:47:09 AM  
2 votes:

dahmers love zombie: Biatches please. You have exactly zero intent of working with the President unless he utterly caves to precisely what you are asking for, and even then, your past history indicates that you will abandon that position in favor of one further to the right.

If he wins on Tuesday and keeps the Senate, I hope he walks into the Oval Office on the day sequestration takes effect, whips out his dick and flops it onto the desk, and calls the Press Corps in for a photo op.


Obama: "Just LOOK at this dick? isn't this a magnificent dick? I'm gonna slap it across McConnell's face the moment he tries to pull any of his sh*t again".
2012-11-05 02:16:48 PM  
1 votes:
I would LOVE to see President Obama cherry pick through Gov. Romney's platform ideas (the ones that are discernible anyway) and add them as riders to legislation as he goes forward. You know, for the lulz.

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2012-11-05 12:42:49 PM  
1 votes:

JusticeandIndependence: Same suit, Same tie, Same.


Are you wearing blue jeans?
2012-11-05 12:34:45 PM  
1 votes:

Jairzinho: Blue_Blazer: Pretty sure we know how this goes by now:

polipic.files.wordpress.com

THIS.

That's all we saw as "compromise" from farking republicans. FFS I hope Obama and Dems have learned it by now and ram whatever shiat has been held hostage by the GOP thru the lame duck session.


Here's what I want to see:
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2012-11-05 11:59:09 AM  
1 votes:

TV's Vinnie: dahmers love zombie: Biatches please. You have exactly zero intent of working with the President unless he utterly caves to precisely what you are asking for, and even then, your past history indicates that you will abandon that position in favor of one further to the right.

If he wins on Tuesday and keeps the Senate, I hope he walks into the Oval Office on the day sequestration takes effect, whips out his dick and flops it onto the desk, and calls the Press Corps in for a photo op.

Obama: "Just LOOK at this dick? isn't this a magnificent dick? I'm gonna slap it across McConnell's face the moment he pokes it out of his shell".


better
2012-11-05 11:57:03 AM  
1 votes:
House GOP warns Obama to think twice on tax hikes fixing the deficit that they are so desperately and genuinely worried about.
2012-11-05 11:45:42 AM  
1 votes:
I loudly protest and complain whenever a sale ends at Penny's.
2012-11-05 11:01:04 AM  
1 votes:

ManateeGag: The Stealth Hippopotamus: And Harry Reid says he'll block anything that Romney wants. Don't you just love the two party system?!

what's good for the goose...


...is 'sauce' for the gander.
 
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