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2012-11-05 10:16:24 AM
13 votes:
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2012-11-05 08:46:41 AM
5 votes:
You misspelled "when," subby.
2012-11-05 12:07:10 PM
2 votes:

Epoch_Zero: Oh, I've saved up my schadenfreude for the Romney concession speech. I am positively swelling with schadenfreude.


I hadn't thought about that... now I'm really looking forward to it.

He'll be grinding his teeth so hard you could bolt him to a South African diamond mine ore crusher and double its output.
2012-11-05 08:45:53 AM
2 votes:
"For Republicans, the only thing harder than losing to Barack Obama might be explaining it."

Yes, that might require soul-searching, and an ability to comprehend reality.
2012-11-05 01:35:26 PM
1 votes:
My uterus will rejoice
2012-11-05 01:03:26 PM
1 votes:

Hoboclown: I'm looking forward to Romney's concession speech. It's going to be the most smug, passive-aggressive, sore loser speech we'll hear in a lifetime.


Hopefully Romney will allow Chuck Norris to give the concession speech.
2012-11-05 12:55:29 PM
1 votes:

Makh: If it becomes a close election, with recounts and Obama ultimately winning. Deal with it. Be the people you told others to be when Bush won in a fair electoral process.


Yea, I'll remember what they said about Gore at the end of the election calling him a "Sore - Loserman" and the posters they put out...

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/hopefully I'll be posting that if they pull that shiat on us
2012-11-05 12:46:55 PM
1 votes:
For Republicans, the only thing harder than losing to Barack Obama might be explaining it.

That's not difficult to explain at all.

If we had an honest media nobody would think Romney wanted to kill GM, they would understand that Obama stepped in because, and only because, he wanted to help out his campaign contributors in the UAW. Nobody would be walking around bragging about how GM is alive because nobody ever proposed killing them off.

If we had an honest media people would understand that getting Bin Laden was years and years and years of work that stretched back to before Obama was even a senator. For all the running around screaming about the terrible things Obama 'inherited', he sure didn't seem to mind all the work he inherited and took credit for.

If we had an honest media Benghazi would be the lead story on every station even now. For all the whining about Fox covering it do you know what the difference would be if this was a Republican administration? Fox would still cover it and so would every other news station. What we know about Benghazi is absolutely damning even before you factor in the president jetting off to Vegas for a fund raiser in the wake of it.

Basically? If we had an honest media and entertainment industry Obama would not only not win reelection. He wouldn't even be running for reelection. He would, at best, be trying to convince us why he shouldn't resign before January.
2012-11-05 12:46:03 PM
1 votes:
I'm looking forward to Romney's concession speech. It's going to be the most smug, passive-aggressive, sore loser speech we'll hear in a lifetime.
2012-11-05 12:36:09 PM
1 votes:
So it sounds like they're going to blame everyone but themselves when he loses on Tuesday (I'm basing his loss off of 538) and that never works well. Here's a thought. Take a look at what your party represents and then try to expand that into other demographics instead of just focusing on white protestants aged 50 and over. That demographic is shrinking. They have to change their party planks to bring it into a 21st century world view otherwise they will eventually become a regional party stuck lamenting their previous glory with no chance of regaining their former glory. They'd be like a former high school football star turned woman's shoe salesman who laments his wasted potential yet never does anything to fix his current and long term situation. That's right, the Republicans are in danger of becoming a political version of Al Bundy.
2012-11-05 11:59:00 AM
1 votes:
Hey Dems. Seeing at the derp from the last president was so attractive and successful. Let's vote in an Atheist lesbian middle-eastern woman who is transgendering into a man for the next president.
2012-11-05 11:25:22 AM
1 votes:
If/when Romney loses...the GOP will freak the f*ck out. they'll lose their shiat. they'll spend a day in shocked silence, then 4-5 days vomiting blood and screaming at the heavens. after that, they'll have an indeterminate period of figuring out who's going to fall on their sword(s) and arrange the sacrifice. further out, the GOP will conclude that their faith was obviously weak and that they weren't far enough to the right...so they'll conduct another tiresome purge of the party and dedicate themselves to being jerks towards Obama until the midterm congressional elections in 2014.

But that's just like...my opinion man.
2012-11-05 11:15:35 AM
1 votes:

Because People in power are Stupid: If Mitt Romney loses that Angel will finally reappear and show us the original form of those Golden Tablets and Mitt's long form tax returns for the last 10 years.

2012-11-05 11:14:03 AM
1 votes:
If Mitt Romney loses that Angel will finally reappear and show us the original form of those Golden Tablets...
2012-11-05 11:13:25 AM
1 votes:

bloobeary: "For Republicans, the only thing harder than losing to Barack Obama might be explaining it."

Yes, that might require soul-searching, and an ability to comprehend reality.


And therefore, nothing will be done by the GOP, post-election, to make any changes to deal with the loss. Nothing.
In order to find something which was done wrong, you would need to be able to admit you made a mistake.
The last mistake that the GOP party made was Barry Goldwater in 1964.

The GOP is the party of perfection, of putting the blame anywhere, but where it actually belongs.
When they lose tuesday, it will be the beginning of the end of the modern day GOP. The GOP of 2016 will look the same and lose again. In 2020, they will either need to jettison the fringe right or fade away.

Time will tell.
2012-11-05 09:35:08 AM
1 votes:
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This is where the Tea Party goes berserk.
2012-11-05 09:32:26 AM
1 votes:

thismomentinblackhistory: DRINK


In order to stay sober tomorrow night, I will only drink one beer for each state Rmoney wins.
 
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