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2012-11-05 11:52:56 AM  
3 votes:
President - Mitchell "Thaddeus" Romney
Vice President - Paul "Bear" Ryan
Secretary of State - Sarah "Sarah" Palin
Secretary of Defense - Miller Terry "Bomb" Paris
Secretary of Lower Taxes - Hermann von Taxcutter (formerly Hitler von Hitlerhitler)
Deputy of Great Tastes From Yum! Brands™ - Joe Kentuckyfriedchicken
Advisor to the President on Doing the Dew™ - Geoff "Gamer Grub" Keighley 

You guys are going to be so refueled and refreshed when Romney wins.
2012-11-05 09:05:06 AM  
2 votes:

mamoru: Aarontology: The Politics Tab commits mass seppuku.

Wait. That doesn't sound like such a bad thing. Hmmmm... this merits a moment of consideration. :-/


With their last bit of strength, they'll arrange their spilled innards to say '10/10"
2012-11-05 08:46:05 AM  
2 votes:
The Politics Tab commits mass seppuku.
2012-11-05 06:40:40 PM  
1 vote:
if Obama loses, I'm gong to enjoy Rachel Maddow cry like she just got dumped by the head cheerleader.
2012-11-05 06:36:39 PM  
1 vote:

nvmac: Mike_LowELL: President - Mitchell "Thaddeus" Romney
Vice President - Paul "Bear" Ryan
Secretary of State - Sarah "Sarah" Palin
Secretary of Defense - Miller Terry "Bomb" Paris
Secretary of Lower Taxes - Hermann von Taxcutter (formerly Hitler von Hitlerhitler)
Deputy of Great Tastes From Yum! Brands™ - Joe Kentuckyfriedchicken
Advisor to the President on Doing the Dew™ - Geoff "Gamer Grub" Keighley 

You guys are going to be so refueled and refreshed when Romney wins.

Hitlerhitler. Classic.


Meh. It's no Weedlord Bonerhitler.
2012-11-05 12:38:44 PM  
1 vote:

Ardilla: There's no farking reason that article should have been spread across 4 pages. Screw you, Politico, and your click-trolling.


Sure there is. At the end of every page you can do your little teabagger wheeze and snort before going on to the next part, and they get page-click revenues. Win-win.
2012-11-05 12:25:19 PM  
1 vote:
Regardless of who wins we'll lose 3/4 of the alt population.
2012-11-05 12:11:49 PM  
1 vote:

Mike_LowELL: President - Mitchell "Thaddeus" Romney
Vice President - Paul "Bear" Ryan
Secretary of State - Sarah "Sarah" Palin
Secretary of Defense - Miller Terry "Bomb" Paris
Secretary of Lower Taxes - Hermann von Taxcutter (formerly Hitler von Hitlerhitler)
Deputy of Great Tastes From Yum! Brands™ - Joe Kentuckyfriedchicken
Advisor to the President on Doing the Dew™ - Geoff "Gamer Grub" Keighley

You guys are going to be so refueled and refreshed when Romney wins.



But who's going to be the Secretary of Keeping it Real?
2012-11-05 11:22:05 AM  
1 vote:
War. War never changes.
2012-11-05 09:33:04 AM  
1 vote:
In order to stay sober tomorrow night, I will only drink one beer for each state Rmoney wins.
2012-11-05 08:59:30 AM  
1 vote:
DRINK
2012-11-05 08:48:11 AM  
1 vote:

Aarontology: The Politics Tab commits mass seppuku.


Wait. That doesn't sound like such a bad thing. Hmmmm... this merits a moment of consideration. :-/
 
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