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2012-11-05 01:14:44 PM

LawPD: Mike_LowELL: President - Mitchell "Thaddeus" Romney
Vice President - Paul "Bear" Ryan
Secretary of State - Sarah "Sarah" Palin
Secretary of Defense - Miller Terry "Bomb" Paris
Secretary of Lower Taxes - Hermann von Taxcutter (formerly Hitler von Hitlerhitler)
Deputy of Great Tastes From Yum! Brands™ - Joe Kentuckyfriedchicken
Advisor to the President on Doing the Dew™ - Geoff "Gamer Grub" Keighley

You guys are going to be so refueled and refreshed when Romney wins.


But who's going to be the Secretary of Keeping it Real?


Wayne Brady
 
2012-11-05 01:15:08 PM

Cletus C.: If Obama loses it will be because of Bush.


I know you're joking, but there's truth in that statement.

More accurately, it will be because of unrealistic expectations for Obama to un-f*ck America after the Great Bush Debacle
 
2012-11-05 01:15:15 PM
A few things will happen;
A craptastic exploitation of the middle class.
Gays and women will be knocked back 200 years.
War. Lots and lots of war.

/Romney would make WBush seem smart and peacefull.

//On the plus side... comedy will be FANTASTIC!
 
2012-11-05 01:17:27 PM

Zarquon's Flat Tire: LawPD: Mike_LowELL: President - Mitchell "Thaddeus" Romney
Vice President - Paul "Bear" Ryan
Secretary of State - Sarah "Sarah" Palin
Secretary of Defense - Miller Terry "Bomb" Paris
Secretary of Lower Taxes - Hermann von Taxcutter (formerly Hitler von Hitlerhitler)
Deputy of Great Tastes From Yum! Brands™ - Joe Kentuckyfriedchicken
Advisor to the President on Doing the Dew™ - Geoff "Gamer Grub" Keighley

You guys are going to be so refueled and refreshed when Romney wins.


But who's going to be the Secretary of Keeping it Real?

Wayne Brady


Secretary of Partying Down - Corey Masterson
 
2012-11-05 01:19:46 PM
48% of the country and 99% of the Fark Politics tab will lose their minds.
 
2012-11-05 01:20:42 PM
If 0bama loses, all of the Black People in America have sworn to riot and Kill All the Whiteys They See. This is a fact. Read the Twitter feeds and study it out.
 
2012-11-05 01:21:05 PM

js34603: 48% of the country and 99% of the Fark Politics tab will lose their minds.


There's only a 13.7% chance of that happening, though.
 
2012-11-05 01:26:29 PM

Lionel Mandrake: There's only a 13.7% chance of that happening, though.


Don't be absurd. 48% of the country and 99% of the Fark Politics tab losing their minds? There's at least a 31% chance that that's already happened. 

/nurse, can I have my pills with the chocolate pudding instead of the applesauce today?
 
2012-11-05 01:27:12 PM
i261.photobucket.com
Nate Silver will withdraw from public life
 
2012-11-05 01:28:54 PM
We can all send our money to the Caymans.
We can go back to coat-hanger abortions.
Grandma and grandpa will die sooner do to lack of affordable care.
Veterns will die do to lack of care... or in battle.
We'll all strap our dogs to the roof of our cars.
We can finally go back to hating gays openly.
We can bomb everything brown (and Russia too. weeee)
We men can all have unlimited wives. They'll all be pregnant do to the ban on contraception.
We'll add 12million super crappy, low paying, no benefit, dead end jobs that help the rich stay that way.
I'll lol at the cruddy country the hate monger, fundie, zealots have created.
We'll put the white back in the whitehouse.
We'll have a president born in Mexico and not Kenya.
We'll all have to suck an israeli cock.
Rape will be the best form of birth control.
 
2012-11-05 01:29:07 PM

Lionel Mandrake: js34603: 48% of the country and 99% of the Fark Politics tab will lose their minds.

There's only a 13.7% chance of that happening, though.


So you're telling me there's a chance?

Hey, if I was a Republican I wouldn't mind those odds after the campaign their guy has run.
 
2012-11-05 01:33:07 PM

Lionel Mandrake: js34603: 48% of the country and 99% of the Fark Politics tab will lose their minds.

There's only a 13.7% chance of that happening, though.


half of the time is 100% true (+- 100%)
 
2012-11-05 01:33:35 PM
i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-11-05 01:33:55 PM

Zarquon's Flat Tire: LawPD: Mike_LowELL: President - Mitchell "Thaddeus" Romney
Vice President - Paul "Bear" Ryan
Secretary of State - Sarah "Sarah" Palin
Secretary of Defense - Miller Terry "Bomb" Paris
Secretary of Lower Taxes - Hermann von Taxcutter (formerly Hitler von Hitlerhitler)
Deputy of Great Tastes From Yum! Brands™ - Joe Kentuckyfriedchicken
Advisor to the President on Doing the Dew™ - Geoff "Gamer Grub" Keighley

You guys are going to be so refueled and refreshed when Romney wins.


But who's going to be the Secretary of Keeping it Real?

Wayne Brady


No. No one gets to be the Secretary of Keeping it Real. Because Keeping it Real can go -wrong- some times and you don't want an easy target for that.

It'll be the Second UnderSecretary of Keeping it Moderately Real who works for the Department of Regulations and Funk.
 
2012-11-05 01:37:44 PM
Lionel Mandrake

If Obama loses

...monkeys will fly out of my butt


Let us know where you post the video.
 
2012-11-05 01:48:31 PM

Lionel Mandrake: If Obama loses

...monkeys will fly out of my butt


Came here to post exactly this.
 
2012-11-05 02:03:37 PM

js34603: Lionel Mandrake: js34603: 48% of the country and 99% of the Fark Politics tab will lose their minds.

There's only a 13.7% chance of that happening, though.

So you're telling me there's a chance?


Don't take my word for it.
 
2012-11-05 02:07:23 PM

whidbey: Ardilla: There's no farking reason that article should have been spread across 4 pages. Screw you, Politico, and your click-trolling.

Sure there is. At the end of every page you can do your little teabagger wheeze and snort before going on to the next part, and they get page-click revenues. Win-win.


You think I'm a teabagger? You don't know me very well.
 
2012-11-05 02:53:31 PM
if Obama loses, I would agree with James Carville's assessment.

Romney has faced legitimate criticism for not being specific about his plans as President for the next four years, but Obama has that problem as well. And when he gets specific, I am not exactly excited or inspired by his ideas.
 
2012-11-05 03:18:37 PM

naughtyrev: If Obama loses, Mitt Romney will inherit the authority Obama and his lawyers granted to the executive to kill Americans overseas without due process. Do you really want that psychopath having that authority?


I know fark is something of an anti-Romney echo chamber, but psychopath? Really?
 
2012-11-05 03:20:47 PM
If Obama loses, that means with 100 percent certainty that there is in fact a MORMON GOD. Church membership will rise 5000 percent and will take it's throne as the worlds best religion.
 
2012-11-05 03:21:45 PM

Ardilla: whidbey: Ardilla: There's no farking reason that article should have been spread across 4 pages. Screw you, Politico, and your click-trolling.

Sure there is. At the end of every page you can do your little teabagger wheeze and snort before going on to the next part, and they get page-click revenues. Win-win.

You think I'm a teabagger? You don't know me very well.


He's not talking about politics when he calls you that FYI
 
2012-11-05 03:34:10 PM
If Obama loses I think I will be sad. Not because I am a huge Obama supporter but because of what it means. He went to washington with the hope that he could, as he had in Illinois, at Harvard, reach out to the other side and find common ground. What he found was a bunch of people who would run the government into the ground rather than work with Obama (Debt ceiling as one example, if it meant that he woudl be a one term president. If Obama loses it pretty means the end of bipartisanship for the near future, and because the lesson Democrats will take away is that they can do everything in their power to block Romney and won't pay a price. Obama needs to win because, cooperation and compramise need a place in our government.
 
2012-11-05 03:35:33 PM
I'll dye my hair green.
 
2012-11-05 03:39:56 PM
Vomit.

Green.
 
2012-11-05 04:08:20 PM

Karne: Ardilla: whidbey: Ardilla: There's no farking reason that article should have been spread across 4 pages. Screw you, Politico, and your click-trolling.

Sure there is. At the end of every page you can do your little teabagger wheeze and snort before going on to the next part, and they get page-click revenues. Win-win.

You think I'm a teabagger? You don't know me very well.

He's not talking about politics when he calls you that FYI


So, that happened....
 
2012-11-05 04:15:51 PM
I predict a mass emigration of Americans illegally attempting to get into Mexico. Por lo menos, habrá más oportunidades económicas allí.
 
2012-11-05 05:53:00 PM

Ardilla: Karne: Ardilla: whidbey: Ardilla: There's no farking reason that article should have been spread across 4 pages. Screw you, Politico, and your click-trolling.

Sure there is. At the end of every page you can do your little teabagger wheeze and snort before going on to the next part, and they get page-click revenues. Win-win.

You think I'm a teabagger? You don't know me very well.

He's not talking about politics when he calls you that FYI

So, that happened....


Being the teabagger is still far better than being the teabaggee.
 
2012-11-05 06:11:27 PM

Mike_LowELL: President - Mitchell "Thaddeus" Romney
Vice President - Paul "Bear" Ryan
Secretary of State - Sarah "Sarah" Palin
Secretary of Defense - Miller Terry "Bomb" Paris
Secretary of Lower Taxes - Hermann von Taxcutter (formerly Hitler von Hitlerhitler)
Deputy of Great Tastes From Yum! Brands™ - Joe Kentuckyfriedchicken
Advisor to the President on Doing the Dew™ - Geoff "Gamer Grub" Keighley 

You guys are going to be so refueled and refreshed when Romney wins.


Hitlerhitler. Classic.
 
2012-11-05 06:26:12 PM

Kittypie070: Vomit.

Green.


This is a good brand.

/I use the Devilish shade myself
 
2012-11-05 06:36:39 PM

nvmac: Mike_LowELL: President - Mitchell "Thaddeus" Romney
Vice President - Paul "Bear" Ryan
Secretary of State - Sarah "Sarah" Palin
Secretary of Defense - Miller Terry "Bomb" Paris
Secretary of Lower Taxes - Hermann von Taxcutter (formerly Hitler von Hitlerhitler)
Deputy of Great Tastes From Yum! Brands™ - Joe Kentuckyfriedchicken
Advisor to the President on Doing the Dew™ - Geoff "Gamer Grub" Keighley 

You guys are going to be so refueled and refreshed when Romney wins.

Hitlerhitler. Classic.


Meh. It's no Weedlord Bonerhitler.
 
2012-11-05 06:39:29 PM

ravenlore: Kittypie070: Vomit.

Green.

This is a good brand.

/I use the Devilish shade myself


I should note that the quoted post should in NO WAY be interpreted as me suggesting Obama will lose. And certainly not wishing it.
 
2012-11-05 06:39:57 PM
ravenlore 2012-11-05 06:26:12 PM
(favorite: much like a realcat)

Kittypie070: Vomit.

Green.


This is a good brand.

/I use the Devilish shade myself


That would make an awesome Lizard Puke Green for my shade of hair.

And with it being a type 2 and not permanent, all the better.

Thanks!
 
2012-11-05 06:40:40 PM
if Obama loses, I'm gong to enjoy Rachel Maddow cry like she just got dumped by the head cheerleader.
 
2012-11-05 06:56:30 PM
Oh...and I might add, as my hair is very fine, I am unwilling to bleach it.

But I can use dark colours to highlight, any dye colour that harmonizes with dark blond.
 
2012-11-05 07:10:18 PM

Kittypie070: Oh...and I might add, as my hair is very fine, I am unwilling to bleach it.

But I can use dark colours to highlight, any dye colour that harmonizes with dark blond.


I don't pre-lighten either, and my hair is pretty much the same color and length as what's shown in your profile. I end up with exactly the shade in the bottle.
 
2012-11-05 07:30:11 PM
riots, lots and lots of riots .... in NYC, philadelphia, baltimore, atlanta, LA, and, of course, chicago.
 
2012-11-05 08:25:34 PM
ravenlore 2012-11-05 07:10:18 PM
(favorite: much like a realcat)

Kittypie070: Oh...and I might add, as my hair is very fine, I am unwilling to bleach it.

But I can use dark colours to highlight, any dye colour that harmonizes with dark blond.


I don't pre-lighten either, and my hair is pretty much the same color and length as what's shown in your profile. I end up with exactly the shade in the bottle.


Groovy.
 
2012-11-06 02:52:46 AM

Ardilla: whidbey: Ardilla: There's no farking reason that article should have been spread across 4 pages. Screw you, Politico, and your click-trolling.

Sure there is. At the end of every page you can do your little teabagger wheeze and snort before going on to the next part, and they get page-click revenues. Win-win.

You think I'm a teabagger? You don't know me very well.


I didn't mean "you," I meant "the reader" of the magazine. Sorry for the confusion.
 
2012-11-07 05:16:32 AM
Ohh....let's see.

No Lizard Puke Green needed now, praise the Emperor, maybe some ass kicking red?

Soon.
 
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