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2012-11-05 08:09:52 AM
If Romney loses, it will be because of Chris Christie. Since Obama had very little support among white voters, it means he won't have a mandate.

/have read both of those claims already
 
2012-11-05 08:42:25 AM
You're all screwed.
 
2012-11-05 08:46:05 AM
The Politics Tab commits mass seppuku.
 
2012-11-05 08:48:11 AM

Aarontology: The Politics Tab commits mass seppuku.


Wait. That doesn't sound like such a bad thing. Hmmmm... this merits a moment of consideration. :-/
 
2012-11-05 08:59:30 AM
DRINK
 
2012-11-05 09:05:06 AM

mamoru: Aarontology: The Politics Tab commits mass seppuku.

Wait. That doesn't sound like such a bad thing. Hmmmm... this merits a moment of consideration. :-/


With their last bit of strength, they'll arrange their spilled innards to say '10/10"
 
2012-11-05 09:05:32 AM
In reality, very little will change. Republicans will certainly not have a filibuster-proof majority in the Senate, and unless we have another 9/11 the minority will not just roll over like they did for Bush.

So in the unlikely scenario that Mitt does win, there will be no Iran invasion, no Obamacare repeal, no medicare vouchers, no new abortion laws, no radical overhaul of our taxes. Congress will not abide. Unfortunately, the same thing will be true when Obama does get re-elected.

Either way, it's going to be four more years of a do-nothing congress.
 
2012-11-05 09:20:10 AM
If Obama loses, Mitt Romney will inherit the authority Obama and his lawyers granted to the executive to kill Americans overseas without due process. Do you really want that psychopath having that authority?
 
2012-11-05 09:33:04 AM
In order to stay sober tomorrow night, I will only drink one beer for each state Rmoney wins.
 
2012-11-05 09:38:18 AM
If Obama loses, there will be mass accusations of voter fraud. My hope is that there would be peaceful reconcilliation. Also, scritchy underwear futures would increase to new highs.
 
2012-11-05 09:43:48 AM
Obama were to lose, Democrats would suddenly be leaderless for the first time in half a decade and would be forced to confront agonizing questions about the viability of their party's agenda - health care reform, most of all.

In other words, the Democrats will learn exactly the wrong message. They will assume that the centrist Democrat was "too liberal" and will lurch back to the "center" like they always do. The problem isn't the message, it's that the party as a whole isn't bold enough to defend.
 
2012-11-05 09:56:07 AM
If Obama lose, we all lose.
 
2012-11-05 10:05:25 AM

Mentat: Obama were to lose, Democrats would suddenly be leaderless for the first time in half a decade and would be forced to confront agonizing questions about the viability of their party's agenda - health care reform, most of all.

In other words, the Democrats will learn exactly the wrong message. They will assume that the centrist Democrat was "too liberal" and will lurch back to the "center" like they always do. The problem isn't the message, it's that the party as a whole isn't bold enough to defend.


I'm gonna go with a brainwashed electorate and a bunch of people who aren't voting, either because they hate both sides but can't figure out how to change the system, or because they simply don't bother to vote because they are lazy.

People in this country, on the whole, are dumb, ignorant motherfarkers.

I was watching the Will Ferrell movie The Campaign the other day. I said, "See those two guys? They are basically the Koch brothers." My sister, who college-educated and pretty smart, said, "Who?" I then had to explain to her how two billionaires basically created the Tea Party using AFP as a front for their anti-tax anti-regulation anti-labor bullsh*t.

In other words, people just don't know anything in the US. They are uneducated, low information people, driven by the media's perception. And even high information people are swayed by the media.

The idiocracy is here, and nicely controlled by the plutocracy.
 
2012-11-05 10:53:14 AM
It's unlikely that Obama will lose.  I see pretty much all the toss-ups going to Obama in close races.  The internals on the polls tell a different story, but I don't think this is the Republicans' year.
 
2012-11-05 11:14:49 AM
If any one thing would change the ability of legislation to be brought to the forefront and actually allow some things needed to be passed to be completed and actually have a budget would be returning the Senate rule on filibustering to require the senator filibustering to remain speaking instead of just calling in a filibuster with no other effort than a phone call.
 
2012-11-05 11:22:05 AM
War. War never changes.
 
2012-11-05 11:26:30 AM
There will be much wailing and gnashing of teeth.  Gnashing and wailing of teeth?
 
2012-11-05 11:33:55 AM
All I know is that there have been enough shenanegans to ensure that large portions of the population won't have faith in the validity of the count regardless of who "wins."

So we have that to look forward to.
 
2012-11-05 11:52:56 AM
President - Mitchell "Thaddeus" Romney
Vice President - Paul "Bear" Ryan
Secretary of State - Sarah "Sarah" Palin
Secretary of Defense - Miller Terry "Bomb" Paris
Secretary of Lower Taxes - Hermann von Taxcutter (formerly Hitler von Hitlerhitler)
Deputy of Great Tastes From Yum! Brands™ - Joe Kentuckyfriedchicken
Advisor to the President on Doing the Dew™ - Geoff "Gamer Grub" Keighley 

You guys are going to be so refueled and refreshed when Romney wins.
 
2012-11-05 12:04:00 PM
It will be like 2001 all over again
 
2012-11-05 12:05:25 PM
Aw, look at Politico trying to be cute.

And sucking at it.
 
2012-11-05 12:07:24 PM
America won't be ruined. We'll continue our recovery and eventually reach "normal" employment in the next four years. It's just that a well-connected, privileged plutocrat will take credit for it instead of the smart, moderate, populist who didn't get much handed to him yet still got the ball rolling.

So what else is new?
 
2012-11-05 12:09:21 PM
I don't "adore" Obama. At all. I am a liberal.

He's a center-right president. His USFWS has delisted gray wolves, which are now being hunted pell-mell. That's a big no-no. No true liberal president would allow the various egregious environmental insults Obama has allowed.

However.

I'm voting for Obama because voting for Romney is a vote for:

- War with Iran
- Discrimination against gays and lesbians
- Discriminatory Mormon policy-making in the White House
- Open mocking of climate science and climate change
- A war on women's rights to choice, family-planning, fair-pay
- The Ryan Plan
- Vouchercare
- Slashed funding for national parks

Et cetera.
 
2012-11-05 12:10:46 PM

doyner: All I know is that there have been enough shenanegans to ensure that large portions of the population won't have faith in the validity of the count regardless of who "wins."

So we have that to look forward to.


I think you nailed it. This thing isn't going to be over tomorrow, no matter who wins.
 
2012-11-05 12:11:49 PM

Mike_LowELL: President - Mitchell "Thaddeus" Romney
Vice President - Paul "Bear" Ryan
Secretary of State - Sarah "Sarah" Palin
Secretary of Defense - Miller Terry "Bomb" Paris
Secretary of Lower Taxes - Hermann von Taxcutter (formerly Hitler von Hitlerhitler)
Deputy of Great Tastes From Yum! Brands™ - Joe Kentuckyfriedchicken
Advisor to the President on Doing the Dew™ - Geoff "Gamer Grub" Keighley

You guys are going to be so refueled and refreshed when Romney wins.



But who's going to be the Secretary of Keeping it Real?
 
2012-11-05 12:12:06 PM
Politico Politico
herpa herpa
 
2012-11-05 12:12:50 PM
I don't think it's possible but if he does lose the fark politics tab will be my first stop. It'll be hilarious.
 
2012-11-05 12:16:44 PM

paygun: I don't think it's possible but if he does lose the fark politics tab will be my first stop. It'll be hilarious.


Yeah getting off on our country going straight down the shiatter. Tons of fun.
 
2012-11-05 12:25:19 PM
Regardless of who wins we'll lose 3/4 of the alt population.
 
2012-11-05 12:26:28 PM
If Obama loses it will be because of Bush.
 
2012-11-05 12:27:40 PM
If Obama loses

...monkeys will fly out of my butt
 
2012-11-05 12:30:53 PM
If Romney wins politicians on both sides of the political spectrum in America, and abroad, will have confirmation that a campaign based almost entirely on lies can successfully win the presidency.

If you think this election was bad wait until the folks in power confirm the Romney strategy is a viable option.
 
2012-11-05 12:33:16 PM
You know most media outlets already have the bulk of their stories written for tomorrow for either outcome, just waiting for a handful of details. I think it would be very interesting to see the NYT or Washington Post bizarro-world front page for Wednesday.
 
2012-11-05 12:33:27 PM
There's no farking reason that article should have been spread across 4 pages. Screw you, Politico, and your click-trolling.
 
2012-11-05 12:33:39 PM
When Obama loses.
 
2012-11-05 12:34:16 PM

whidbey: Yeah getting off on our country going straight down the shiatter. Tons of fun.


The sky is falling, the sky is falling!
 
2012-11-05 12:34:22 PM
naughtyrev:
If Obama loses, Mitt Romney will inherit the authority Obama and his lawyers granted to the executive to kill Americans overseas without due process. Do you really want that psychopath having that authority?

Christ, that's like something out of a Peter Watts novel :/
 
2012-11-05 12:36:46 PM
No - since corporations are PEEPLE:

Secretary of Interior: Exxon/Mobil
Secretary of State: Bain Capital
Secretary of Energy: British Petroleum
Secretary of Education: Disney
Secretary of H/HS: DuPont

... and so on.
 
2012-11-05 12:37:55 PM

The Great EZE: America won't be ruined. We'll continue our recovery and eventually reach "normal" employment in the next four years. It's just that a well-connected, privileged plutocrat will take credit for it instead of the smart, moderate, populist who didn't get much handed to him yet still got the ball rolling.

So what else is new?


That's pretty much the best way to put it.
 
2012-11-05 12:38:44 PM

Ardilla: There's no farking reason that article should have been spread across 4 pages. Screw you, Politico, and your click-trolling.


Sure there is. At the end of every page you can do your little teabagger wheeze and snort before going on to the next part, and they get page-click revenues. Win-win.
 
2012-11-05 12:39:22 PM
hilarity ensures
 
2012-11-05 12:39:57 PM
NOOOO! Argh, I'm an idiot. Ensues...not ensures.
 
2012-11-05 12:40:53 PM
If Obama loses... we'll at least get to see pics of Sam Wang eating big bugs. That's what's consoling me right now.

/doesn't need consoling
 
2012-11-05 12:41:23 PM
TWENTY-SECOND AMENDMENT SOLUTIONS!!!
 
2012-11-05 12:41:49 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-05 12:45:55 PM
I'll follow my leader and his ability to not pay taxes.
 
2012-11-05 12:51:22 PM
I can't believe Politico used Obama's meme face.

images.politico.com
cdn-images.hollywood.com
 
2012-11-05 01:00:57 PM

Tor_Eckman: In reality, very little will change. Republicans will certainly not have a filibuster-proof majority in the Senate, and unless we have another 9/11 the minority will not just roll over like they did for Bush.

So in the unlikely scenario that Mitt does win, there will be no Iran invasion, no Obamacare repeal, no medicare vouchers, no new abortion laws, no radical overhaul of our taxes. Congress will not abide. Unfortunately, the same thing will be true when Obama does get re-elected.

Either way, it's going to be four more years of a do-nothing congress.


I hope I could be so sure as to you.

For one, he may get to select one/two SCOTUS judge. And add that you may see a reversal of abortion law.
ACA will remain, but House may screw it up by blocking any necessary change, or Mitt giving executive order to exempt all state from participating.

In short, probably no new significant law will pass, but with SCOTUS and House with him, he can screw up so many things (remember, House controls the finding) in such a sort time.

Secondly, the recovery will be doomed. Top down economy will be good for only one thing, increasing the income gap.

So, yeah, hell can break lose.
 
2012-11-05 01:02:39 PM
1) First debate in Denver
2) Bush economy
3) Obama not laying out a clear second term vision
4) Citizens United decision, plus lots of PAC money
5) Obamacare was worth it
6) Race

I'm not sure #3 is a big deal; Romney isn't much clearer. All the others... yeah.

Though I'll particularly note #2 seems more precisely from the under-pessimistic report of the Bush economy's close. If the GDP drop in Fall 2008 had been reported accurately at about an eight percent APR drop rather than the four initially reported, Obama might not have been damnfool enough to promise/predict five-point-something percent unemployment.
 
2012-11-05 01:07:10 PM
It would be a traumatic experience: the death of the dream of liberal realignment embodied in Obama's insurgent 2008 campaign. And it would be all the more distressing to Democrats because so many of them fervently believe they will win tomorrow. 


So basically it will be 2004 all over again?
 
2012-11-05 01:14:44 PM

LawPD: Mike_LowELL: President - Mitchell "Thaddeus" Romney
Vice President - Paul "Bear" Ryan
Secretary of State - Sarah "Sarah" Palin
Secretary of Defense - Miller Terry "Bomb" Paris
Secretary of Lower Taxes - Hermann von Taxcutter (formerly Hitler von Hitlerhitler)
Deputy of Great Tastes From Yum! Brands™ - Joe Kentuckyfriedchicken
Advisor to the President on Doing the Dew™ - Geoff "Gamer Grub" Keighley

You guys are going to be so refueled and refreshed when Romney wins.


But who's going to be the Secretary of Keeping it Real?


Wayne Brady
 
2012-11-05 01:15:08 PM

Cletus C.: If Obama loses it will be because of Bush.


I know you're joking, but there's truth in that statement.

More accurately, it will be because of unrealistic expectations for Obama to un-f*ck America after the Great Bush Debacle
 
2012-11-05 01:15:15 PM
A few things will happen;
A craptastic exploitation of the middle class.
Gays and women will be knocked back 200 years.
War. Lots and lots of war.

/Romney would make WBush seem smart and peacefull.

//On the plus side... comedy will be FANTASTIC!
 
2012-11-05 01:17:27 PM

Zarquon's Flat Tire: LawPD: Mike_LowELL: President - Mitchell "Thaddeus" Romney
Vice President - Paul "Bear" Ryan
Secretary of State - Sarah "Sarah" Palin
Secretary of Defense - Miller Terry "Bomb" Paris
Secretary of Lower Taxes - Hermann von Taxcutter (formerly Hitler von Hitlerhitler)
Deputy of Great Tastes From Yum! Brands™ - Joe Kentuckyfriedchicken
Advisor to the President on Doing the Dew™ - Geoff "Gamer Grub" Keighley

You guys are going to be so refueled and refreshed when Romney wins.


But who's going to be the Secretary of Keeping it Real?

Wayne Brady


Secretary of Partying Down - Corey Masterson
 
2012-11-05 01:19:46 PM
48% of the country and 99% of the Fark Politics tab will lose their minds.
 
2012-11-05 01:20:42 PM
If 0bama loses, all of the Black People in America have sworn to riot and Kill All the Whiteys They See. This is a fact. Read the Twitter feeds and study it out.
 
2012-11-05 01:21:05 PM

js34603: 48% of the country and 99% of the Fark Politics tab will lose their minds.


There's only a 13.7% chance of that happening, though.
 
2012-11-05 01:26:29 PM

Lionel Mandrake: There's only a 13.7% chance of that happening, though.


Don't be absurd. 48% of the country and 99% of the Fark Politics tab losing their minds? There's at least a 31% chance that that's already happened. 

/nurse, can I have my pills with the chocolate pudding instead of the applesauce today?
 
2012-11-05 01:27:12 PM
i261.photobucket.com
Nate Silver will withdraw from public life
 
2012-11-05 01:28:54 PM
We can all send our money to the Caymans.
We can go back to coat-hanger abortions.
Grandma and grandpa will die sooner do to lack of affordable care.
Veterns will die do to lack of care... or in battle.
We'll all strap our dogs to the roof of our cars.
We can finally go back to hating gays openly.
We can bomb everything brown (and Russia too. weeee)
We men can all have unlimited wives. They'll all be pregnant do to the ban on contraception.
We'll add 12million super crappy, low paying, no benefit, dead end jobs that help the rich stay that way.
I'll lol at the cruddy country the hate monger, fundie, zealots have created.
We'll put the white back in the whitehouse.
We'll have a president born in Mexico and not Kenya.
We'll all have to suck an israeli cock.
Rape will be the best form of birth control.
 
2012-11-05 01:29:07 PM

Lionel Mandrake: js34603: 48% of the country and 99% of the Fark Politics tab will lose their minds.

There's only a 13.7% chance of that happening, though.


So you're telling me there's a chance?

Hey, if I was a Republican I wouldn't mind those odds after the campaign their guy has run.
 
2012-11-05 01:33:07 PM

Lionel Mandrake: js34603: 48% of the country and 99% of the Fark Politics tab will lose their minds.

There's only a 13.7% chance of that happening, though.


half of the time is 100% true (+- 100%)
 
2012-11-05 01:33:35 PM
i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-11-05 01:33:55 PM

Zarquon's Flat Tire: LawPD: Mike_LowELL: President - Mitchell "Thaddeus" Romney
Vice President - Paul "Bear" Ryan
Secretary of State - Sarah "Sarah" Palin
Secretary of Defense - Miller Terry "Bomb" Paris
Secretary of Lower Taxes - Hermann von Taxcutter (formerly Hitler von Hitlerhitler)
Deputy of Great Tastes From Yum! Brands™ - Joe Kentuckyfriedchicken
Advisor to the President on Doing the Dew™ - Geoff "Gamer Grub" Keighley

You guys are going to be so refueled and refreshed when Romney wins.


But who's going to be the Secretary of Keeping it Real?

Wayne Brady


No. No one gets to be the Secretary of Keeping it Real. Because Keeping it Real can go -wrong- some times and you don't want an easy target for that.

It'll be the Second UnderSecretary of Keeping it Moderately Real who works for the Department of Regulations and Funk.
 
2012-11-05 01:37:44 PM
Lionel Mandrake

If Obama loses

...monkeys will fly out of my butt


Let us know where you post the video.
 
2012-11-05 01:48:31 PM

Lionel Mandrake: If Obama loses

...monkeys will fly out of my butt


Came here to post exactly this.
 
2012-11-05 02:03:37 PM

js34603: Lionel Mandrake: js34603: 48% of the country and 99% of the Fark Politics tab will lose their minds.

There's only a 13.7% chance of that happening, though.

So you're telling me there's a chance?


Don't take my word for it.
 
2012-11-05 02:07:23 PM

whidbey: Ardilla: There's no farking reason that article should have been spread across 4 pages. Screw you, Politico, and your click-trolling.

Sure there is. At the end of every page you can do your little teabagger wheeze and snort before going on to the next part, and they get page-click revenues. Win-win.


You think I'm a teabagger? You don't know me very well.
 
2012-11-05 02:53:31 PM
if Obama loses, I would agree with James Carville's assessment.

Romney has faced legitimate criticism for not being specific about his plans as President for the next four years, but Obama has that problem as well. And when he gets specific, I am not exactly excited or inspired by his ideas.
 
2012-11-05 03:18:37 PM

naughtyrev: If Obama loses, Mitt Romney will inherit the authority Obama and his lawyers granted to the executive to kill Americans overseas without due process. Do you really want that psychopath having that authority?


I know fark is something of an anti-Romney echo chamber, but psychopath? Really?
 
2012-11-05 03:20:47 PM
If Obama loses, that means with 100 percent certainty that there is in fact a MORMON GOD. Church membership will rise 5000 percent and will take it's throne as the worlds best religion.
 
2012-11-05 03:21:45 PM

Ardilla: whidbey: Ardilla: There's no farking reason that article should have been spread across 4 pages. Screw you, Politico, and your click-trolling.

Sure there is. At the end of every page you can do your little teabagger wheeze and snort before going on to the next part, and they get page-click revenues. Win-win.

You think I'm a teabagger? You don't know me very well.


He's not talking about politics when he calls you that FYI
 
2012-11-05 03:34:10 PM
If Obama loses I think I will be sad. Not because I am a huge Obama supporter but because of what it means. He went to washington with the hope that he could, as he had in Illinois, at Harvard, reach out to the other side and find common ground. What he found was a bunch of people who would run the government into the ground rather than work with Obama (Debt ceiling as one example, if it meant that he woudl be a one term president. If Obama loses it pretty means the end of bipartisanship for the near future, and because the lesson Democrats will take away is that they can do everything in their power to block Romney and won't pay a price. Obama needs to win because, cooperation and compramise need a place in our government.
 
2012-11-05 03:35:33 PM
I'll dye my hair green.
 
2012-11-05 03:39:56 PM
Vomit.

Green.
 
2012-11-05 04:08:20 PM

Karne: Ardilla: whidbey: Ardilla: There's no farking reason that article should have been spread across 4 pages. Screw you, Politico, and your click-trolling.

Sure there is. At the end of every page you can do your little teabagger wheeze and snort before going on to the next part, and they get page-click revenues. Win-win.

You think I'm a teabagger? You don't know me very well.

He's not talking about politics when he calls you that FYI


So, that happened....
 
2012-11-05 04:15:51 PM
I predict a mass emigration of Americans illegally attempting to get into Mexico. Por lo menos, habrá más oportunidades económicas allí.
 
2012-11-05 05:53:00 PM

Ardilla: Karne: Ardilla: whidbey: Ardilla: There's no farking reason that article should have been spread across 4 pages. Screw you, Politico, and your click-trolling.

Sure there is. At the end of every page you can do your little teabagger wheeze and snort before going on to the next part, and they get page-click revenues. Win-win.

You think I'm a teabagger? You don't know me very well.

He's not talking about politics when he calls you that FYI

So, that happened....


Being the teabagger is still far better than being the teabaggee.
 
2012-11-05 06:11:27 PM

Mike_LowELL: President - Mitchell "Thaddeus" Romney
Vice President - Paul "Bear" Ryan
Secretary of State - Sarah "Sarah" Palin
Secretary of Defense - Miller Terry "Bomb" Paris
Secretary of Lower Taxes - Hermann von Taxcutter (formerly Hitler von Hitlerhitler)
Deputy of Great Tastes From Yum! Brands™ - Joe Kentuckyfriedchicken
Advisor to the President on Doing the Dew™ - Geoff "Gamer Grub" Keighley 

You guys are going to be so refueled and refreshed when Romney wins.


Hitlerhitler. Classic.
 
2012-11-05 06:26:12 PM

Kittypie070: Vomit.

Green.


This is a good brand.

/I use the Devilish shade myself
 
2012-11-05 06:36:39 PM

nvmac: Mike_LowELL: President - Mitchell "Thaddeus" Romney
Vice President - Paul "Bear" Ryan
Secretary of State - Sarah "Sarah" Palin
Secretary of Defense - Miller Terry "Bomb" Paris
Secretary of Lower Taxes - Hermann von Taxcutter (formerly Hitler von Hitlerhitler)
Deputy of Great Tastes From Yum! Brands™ - Joe Kentuckyfriedchicken
Advisor to the President on Doing the Dew™ - Geoff "Gamer Grub" Keighley 

You guys are going to be so refueled and refreshed when Romney wins.

Hitlerhitler. Classic.


Meh. It's no Weedlord Bonerhitler.
 
2012-11-05 06:39:29 PM

ravenlore: Kittypie070: Vomit.

Green.

This is a good brand.

/I use the Devilish shade myself


I should note that the quoted post should in NO WAY be interpreted as me suggesting Obama will lose. And certainly not wishing it.
 
2012-11-05 06:39:57 PM
ravenlore 2012-11-05 06:26:12 PM
(favorite: much like a realcat)

Kittypie070: Vomit.

Green.


This is a good brand.

/I use the Devilish shade myself


That would make an awesome Lizard Puke Green for my shade of hair.

And with it being a type 2 and not permanent, all the better.

Thanks!
 
2012-11-05 06:40:40 PM
if Obama loses, I'm gong to enjoy Rachel Maddow cry like she just got dumped by the head cheerleader.
 
2012-11-05 06:56:30 PM
Oh...and I might add, as my hair is very fine, I am unwilling to bleach it.

But I can use dark colours to highlight, any dye colour that harmonizes with dark blond.
 
2012-11-05 07:10:18 PM

Kittypie070: Oh...and I might add, as my hair is very fine, I am unwilling to bleach it.

But I can use dark colours to highlight, any dye colour that harmonizes with dark blond.


I don't pre-lighten either, and my hair is pretty much the same color and length as what's shown in your profile. I end up with exactly the shade in the bottle.
 
2012-11-05 07:30:11 PM
riots, lots and lots of riots .... in NYC, philadelphia, baltimore, atlanta, LA, and, of course, chicago.
 
2012-11-05 08:25:34 PM
ravenlore 2012-11-05 07:10:18 PM
(favorite: much like a realcat)

Kittypie070: Oh...and I might add, as my hair is very fine, I am unwilling to bleach it.

But I can use dark colours to highlight, any dye colour that harmonizes with dark blond.


I don't pre-lighten either, and my hair is pretty much the same color and length as what's shown in your profile. I end up with exactly the shade in the bottle.


Groovy.
 
2012-11-06 02:52:46 AM

Ardilla: whidbey: Ardilla: There's no farking reason that article should have been spread across 4 pages. Screw you, Politico, and your click-trolling.

Sure there is. At the end of every page you can do your little teabagger wheeze and snort before going on to the next part, and they get page-click revenues. Win-win.

You think I'm a teabagger? You don't know me very well.


I didn't mean "you," I meant "the reader" of the magazine. Sorry for the confusion.
 
2012-11-07 05:16:32 AM
Ohh....let's see.

No Lizard Puke Green needed now, praise the Emperor, maybe some ass kicking red?

Soon.
 
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