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(CBS News)   Ryan says that Obama threatens the Judeo-Christian values that Jesus founded the country on   (cbsnews.com) divider line 163
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2012-11-05 08:14:39 AM
And I just love, love, love the fact that Ryan carries a rosary around with him all day. I'm sure American protestants will join me in my love for this.
 
2012-11-05 08:24:27 AM

hinten: And I just love, love, love the fact that Ryan carries a rosary around with him all day. I'm sure American protestants will join me in my love for this.


I don't care what he carries around all day. He can carry around ground bits of dead baby skull, as long as he doesn't consult said bits for legislative advice.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-11-05 08:41:15 AM

cmunic8r99: hinten: And I just love, love, love the fact that Ryan carries a rosary around with him all day. I'm sure American protestants will join me in my love for this.

I don't care what he carries around all day. He can carry around ground bits of dead baby skull, as long as he doesn't consult said bits for legislative advice.


I would rather he did that than consult live catholic priests.
 
2012-11-05 08:43:18 AM
Remember kids, in the Republican world Freedom means restricting your rights.
 
2012-11-05 08:45:04 AM
Freedom through oppression!
 
2012-11-05 08:48:27 AM
Obama keeps deliberately being black, and a democrat, and correct.

To your average Repub, that's downright treasonous.
 
2012-11-05 08:49:55 AM
If the country were ruled by gay Buddhists, I wonder what kind of values they'd legislate?
 
2012-11-05 08:51:44 AM
Hold on, is it President Fart is a militant black liberation Christian week, or President Fart is a secret Muslim week?
 
2012-11-05 09:01:44 AM
And the cult of Mormon doesn't? F*ck people who use their magic skyman to spread hate and ignorance.
 
2012-11-05 09:03:17 AM

vpb: cmunic8r99: hinten: And I just love, love, love the fact that Ryan carries a rosary around with him all day. I'm sure American protestants will join me in my love for this.

I don't care what he carries around all day. He can carry around ground bits of dead baby skull, as long as he doesn't consult said bits for legislative advice.

I would rather he did that than consult live catholic priests.


Or Grover Norquist.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-11-05 09:03:55 AM

Cythraul: If the country were ruled by gay Buddhists, I wonder what kind of values they'd legislate?


I don't think most Buddhists would make the mistake of thinking that values can be legislated.
 
2012-11-05 09:09:40 AM
Shut up Ryan, you cock.
 
2012-11-05 09:26:40 AM
"Whoever oppresses the poor shows contempt for their Maker, but whoever is kind to the needy honors God."

- Proverbs 14:31
 
2012-11-05 09:33:10 AM

vpb: cmunic8r99: hinten: And I just love, love, love the fact that Ryan carries a rosary around with him all day. I'm sure American protestants will join me in my love for this.

I don't care what he carries around all day. He can carry around ground bits of dead baby skull, as long as he doesn't consult said bits for legislative advice.

I would rather he did that than consult live catholic priests.


We actually have a Catholic priest out canvassing for Obama. Had a very interesting discussion with him the other day about social justice.
 
2012-11-05 09:34:22 AM
www.veteransnewsnow.com
 
2012-11-05 09:34:58 AM
"Fark thou, I have receiveth'd mine"

Proverbs 4:20
 
2012-11-05 09:36:44 AM
This country was not built on Christian Ideals, nor should it be changed to be this way.
 
2012-11-05 09:38:06 AM
Paul Ryan wouldn't know liberty if it were stuck to his shoe and dragging Ayn Rand's social security check.
 
2012-11-05 09:38:12 AM
Yes... "fark the poor" is universally known to be the main point of the New Testament. * rolls eyes*
 
2012-11-05 09:38:44 AM
It's funny that politicians say Judeo-Christian values nowadays. Remember when, for hundreds of years, being a Jew means you were a second class citizen practically everywhere?
 
2012-11-05 09:39:13 AM
In contrast, Romney Ryan threaten all other religions.
 
2012-11-05 09:41:12 AM
I'm tired of the threat of Judeo-Christian values running my government, but then again I'm not the target audience for this rhetoric.
 
2012-11-05 09:43:06 AM
Jesus was all about farking over the elderly and the poor, making war all over the war and sucking corporate cock. Oh wait, apparently he said the complete opposite! Paul Ryan is a liar. But we already knew that.
 
2012-11-05 09:43:18 AM
The phrase "Judeo-Christian" leaves out that other Abrahamic religion that Republicans are very afraid of. It is just a dog whistle for this:

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2012-11-05 09:43:28 AM
See, that is the thing. Paul Ryan believes in Christ. Mitt Romney practices a religion of North American origin that also believes in Christ. See, we're all good here. In fact, the Mormon girls were knocking on the door of my South Florida home the other night. They just wanted to let me know that Mormonism was all about JESUS CHRIST now. None of that weird stuff, it is just all about Jesus... can we just focus on Jesus??
 
2012-11-05 09:43:29 AM
Judeo-Christian values? ohhhh, he means white.

Now it makes sense
 
2012-11-05 09:44:01 AM
Ryan is just doing his part in holding up the Freedom Of Christian Religion Amendment. It's in the Constitution, just study it out.
 
2012-11-05 09:44:48 AM

vpb: Cythraul: If the country were ruled by gay Buddhists, I wonder what kind of values they'd legislate?

I don't think most Buddhists would make the mistake of thinking that values can be legislated.


The central message of Buddhism is every man for himself.
 
2012-11-05 09:45:13 AM
adishakti.org

What a Judeo-Christian might've looked like.
 
2012-11-05 09:45:15 AM
He writes law based on satanism/objectivisim and claims to be a catholic and nobody even calls him on it.
 
2012-11-05 09:46:49 AM

Spanky_McFarksalot: Judeo-Christian values? ohhhh, he means white.

Now it makes sense


I though that his anglo-saxon heritage meant he was white?
 
2012-11-05 09:46:55 AM
The Ryan budget is based on Christian principles, right?


25 "At that time the kingdom of heaven will be like ten virgins who took their lamps and went out to meet the bridegroom. 2 Five of them were foolish and five were wise. 3 The foolish ones took their lamps but did not take any oil with them. 4 The wise ones, however, took oil in jars along with their lamps. 5 The bridegroom was a long time in coming, and they all became drowsy and fell asleep.

6 "At midnight the cry rang out: 'Here's the bridegroom! Come out to meet him!'

7 "Then all the virgins woke up and trimmed their lamps. 8 The foolish ones said to the wise, 'Give us some of your oil; our lamps are going out.'

9 "'No,' they replied, 'there may not be enough for both us and you. Instead, go to those who sell oil and buy some for yourselves.'

10 "But while they were on their way to buy the oil, the bridegroom arrived. The virgins who were ready went in with him to the wedding banquet. And the door was shut.

11 "Later the others also came. 'Lord, Lord,' they said, 'open the door for us!'

12 "But he replied, 'Truly I tell you, I don't know you.'

13 "Therefore keep watch, because you do not know the day or the hour.
The Parable of the Bags of Gold

14 "Again, it will be like a man going on a journey, who called his servants and entrusted his wealth to them. 15 To one he gave five bags of gold, to another two bags, and to another one bag,[a] each according to his ability. Then he went on his journey. 16 The man who had received five bags of gold went at once and put his money to work and gained five bags more. 17 So also, the one with two bags of gold gained two more. 18 But the man who had received one bag went off, dug a hole in the ground and hid his master's money.

19 "After a long time the master of those servants returned and settled accounts with them. 20 The man who had received five bags of gold brought the other five. 'Master,' he said, 'you entrusted me with five bags of gold. See, I have gained five more.'

21 "His master replied, 'Well done, good and faithful servant! You have been faithful with a few things; I will put you in charge of many things. Come and share your master's happiness!'

22 "The man with two bags of gold also came. 'Master,' he said, 'you entrusted me with two bags of gold; see, I have gained two more.'

23 "His master replied, 'Well done, good and faithful servant! You have been faithful with a few things; I will put you in charge of many things. Come and share your master's happiness!'

24 "Then the man who had received one bag of gold came. 'Master,' he said, 'I knew that you are a hard man, harvesting where you have not sown and gathering where you have not scattered seed. 25 So I was afraid and went out and hid your gold in the ground. See, here is what belongs to you.'

26 "His master replied, 'You wicked, lazy servant! So you knew that I harvest where I have not sown and gather where I have not scattered seed? 27 Well then, you should have put my money on deposit with the bankers, so that when I returned I would have received it back with interest.

28 "'So take the bag of gold from him and give it to the one who has ten bags. 29 For whoever has will be given more, and they will have an abundance. Whoever does not have, even what they have will be taken from them. 30 And throw that worthless servant outside, into the darkness, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.'
The Sheep and the Goats

31 "When the Son of Man comes in his glory, and all the angels with him, he will sit on his glorious throne. 32 All the nations will be gathered before him, and he will separate the people one from another as a shepherd separates the sheep from the goats. 33 He will put the sheep on his right and the goats on his left.

34 "Then the King will say to those on his right, 'Come, you who are blessed by my Father; take your inheritance, the kingdom prepared for you since the creation of the world. 35 For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink, I was a stranger and you invited me in, 36 I needed clothes and you clothed me, I was sick and you looked after me, I was in prison and you came to visit me.'

37 "Then the righteous will answer him, 'Lord, when did we see you hungry and feed you, or thirsty and give you something to drink? 38 When did we see you a stranger and invite you in, or needing clothes and clothe you? 39 When did we see you sick or in prison and go to visit you?'

40 "The King will reply, 'Truly I tell you, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me.'

41 "Then he will say to those on his left, 'Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels. 42 For I was hungry and you gave me nothing to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me nothing to drink, 43 I was a stranger and you did not invite me in, I needed clothes and you did not clothe me, I was sick and in prison and you did not look after me.'

44 "They also will answer, 'Lord, when did we see you hungry or thirsty or a stranger or needing clothes or sick or in prison, and did not help you?'

45 "He will reply, 'Truly I tell you, whatever you did not do for one of the least of these, you did not do for me.'

46 "Then they will go away to eternal punishment, but the righteous to eternal life."


Oh wait, no, it pretty much the exact farking opposite.
 
2012-11-05 09:47:29 AM

God Is My Co-Pirate: Shut up Ryan, you cock.


This has become my mantra. I just don't even have any other words for this nonsense anymore.
 
2012-11-05 09:48:26 AM

Headso: He writes law based on satanism/objectivisim and claims to be a catholic and nobody even calls him on it.


What, everyone knows they're the same thing.
 
2012-11-05 09:49:39 AM
This country was built on Judeo-Christian values.

This country was built on the backs of enslaved black people.

Judeo-Christian values = enslaving black people.

"Paul Ryan, NAACP on Line 2"
 
2012-11-05 09:50:32 AM
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2012-11-05 09:50:43 AM
Not turning the country into a theocracy != threatening your values.

You can't pick and choose your amendments republicans. The whole "separation of church and state" thing in the 1st comes with all the others, including your beloved 2nd.
 
2012-11-05 09:50:47 AM

RexTalionis: It's funny that politicians say Judeo-Christian values nowadays. Remember when, for hundreds of years, being a Jew means you were a second class citizen practically everywhere?


In the future, when Scientology is taking over the world, traditionalist politicians will say "Muslo-Jud-isitian" instead.
 
2012-11-05 09:51:22 AM
Keep your faith at home and stop trying to ram it down my throat.
 
2012-11-05 09:52:29 AM
So Ryan is going Full Palin?

I love the smell of desperation in the morning...
 
2012-11-05 09:52:39 AM
Ryan is right. Jesus would really hate the fact that Obama tries to help poor and disadvantaged people.

The fact that people like Ryan aren't struck by lightning is proof to me that their god doesn't exist.
 
2012-11-05 09:52:49 AM

Epicedion: RexTalionis: It's funny that politicians say Judeo-Christian values nowadays. Remember when, for hundreds of years, being a Jew means you were a second class citizen practically everywhere?

In the future, when Scientology is taking over the world, traditionalist politicians will say "Muslo-Jud-isitian" instead.


Wouldn't Abrahamic values be easier?
 
2012-11-05 09:53:35 AM
I have a Jefferson Bible on my desk that says he can go fark himself.
 
2012-11-05 09:54:12 AM

Carn: Ryan is right. Jesus would really hate the fact that Obama tries to help poor and disadvantaged people.

The fact that people like Ryan aren't struck by lightning is proof to me that their god doesn't exist.


Thor / Zeus free from endentured servitude by "God", free to roam Valhalla / Olympus without Abrahamic assholes like Jesus interfering. More at 11.
 
2012-11-05 09:55:13 AM

Dallymo: God Is My Co-Pirate: Shut up Ryan, you cock.

This has become my mantra. I just don't even have any other words for this nonsense anymore.


I have to stop myself from thinking about the fact that a considerable percentage of this country eats this shiat up with a spoon, and it is exactly the kind of nonsense they want to hear.
 
2012-11-05 09:55:43 AM

Jackson Herring: Hold on, is it President Fart is a militant black liberation Christian week, or President Fart is a secret Muslim week?


With the Republican election tomorrow and the Democrat election Wednesday, I'd say both.
 
2012-11-05 09:56:16 AM
Name one Judeo-Christian value that does not exist in the Muslim faith..
 
2012-11-05 09:57:24 AM

mrshowrules: Name one Judeo-Christian value that does not exist in the Muslim faith..


"Thou shalt not be a Muslim"
 
2012-11-05 09:59:39 AM

coeyagi: Carn: Ryan is right. Jesus would really hate the fact that Obama tries to help poor and disadvantaged people.

The fact that people like Ryan aren't struck by lightning is proof to me that their god doesn't exist.

Thor / Zeus free from endentured servitude by "God", free to roam Valhalla / Olympus without Abrahamic assholes like Jesus interfering. More at 11.


Wouldn't it be Odin? I'll worship any of the above if they start smiting religious hypocrites.

/worst kind of hypocrites
 
2012-11-05 09:59:46 AM
This is why they aren't letting Ryan out. They only have to keep him shut up one more day. My only consolation if Romney wins will be his raping of his supporters. I know several Romney supporters with special needs kids that receive assistance. I can't wait to hear their whining when Ryan takes that all away, along with their home mortgage deduction and their health care so their kids can bootstrap up.
 
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