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(American Thinker)   With the wait until the most important election of our lifetimes measured in hours, not weeks, many have come to see Mitt Romney as destined to be America's 45th president   (americanthinker.com) divider line 81
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2012-11-05 08:26:28 AM
He's going to run after whoever is president after Obama?
 
2012-11-05 08:29:20 AM
Somwhen is the site mittis45.com going to be launched?
 
2012-11-05 08:33:05 AM
www.badassoftheweek.com

Mitt Romney - 2012
It is your Destiny
 
2012-11-05 08:33:46 AM
What the hell did I just decide not to read after the line "It is high time we slapped our president, his cliquey claque of mindless minions, and his conspiring cultish band of dedicated followers in the media across the face with a vote for Mitt Romney"?
 
2012-11-05 08:50:01 AM
He's our density.
 
2012-11-05 08:50:34 AM
It's his density!
 
2012-11-05 08:52:13 AM
Weeks can be measured in hours too

(X weeks) (168 hr/wk) = y hours

See, wasn't that easy
 
2012-11-05 09:05:44 AM

Dead for Tax Reasons: Weeks can be measured in hours too

(X weeks) (168 hr/wk) = y hours

See, wasn't that easy


Easy for us, yes. Easy for American Thinker, no.
 
2012-11-05 09:27:07 AM
I will say that the last clause of this headline is factually true. So we have that going for us.
 
2012-11-05 09:33:57 AM
Those same people believe all kinds of crazy-ass shiat.
 
2012-11-05 09:45:37 AM
Report all Republicans.
 
2012-11-05 10:53:16 AM
Guess American Thinker is dipping in to the strategic "Romney already won" reserve of articles.
 
2012-11-05 10:53:27 AM
www.toyanddolls4u.com
 
2012-11-05 10:53:33 AM
I can't wait to see American Potato implode like a paint can tomorrow.
 
2012-11-05 10:55:06 AM
I am going to fap myself to sleep tomorrow night after the election and watching the meltdown on FreeRepublic (if they don't block the site for non-account holders)
 
2012-11-05 10:55:20 AM
Geez. Do you masturbate with that brain, too?  Stick figures get you hot?
 
2012-11-05 10:55:51 AM
Well, certainly the Mormons feel this, yes.

I find it weird that so many conservative Christians are willing to basically acknowledge Mormonism as the one true faith by helping Mitt Romney fulfill a mormon prophecy.
 
2012-11-05 10:56:04 AM
There's enough stupid shiat like this on Merkin Stinker to fill the entire politics tab every day. It seems the mods have noticed this.
 
2012-11-05 10:56:09 AM

squidgod2000: Guess American Thinker is dipping in to the strategic "Romney already won" reserve of articles.


Might as well. They won't get to use them later this week.
 
2012-11-05 10:56:10 AM
A Romney Presidency would fulfill the White Horse Prophecy.
 
2012-11-05 10:56:29 AM
I would be set for life if I could have just an ounce of what these jokers are smoking.
 
2012-11-05 10:56:48 AM
There must be some psychology behind the theory that republicans will be more likely to vote if they "know" they are going to win versus if they might lose or it is a close race. The right wing media has been pushing the narrative that Romney is going to win big for a couple months.
 
2012-11-05 10:57:24 AM
Some have. Many, even, in that some is more than a few.
 
2012-11-05 10:58:09 AM
Ragnarok and the Apocalypse are also destiny.
 
2012-11-05 10:58:10 AM
www.lolwut.com
 
2012-11-05 10:58:11 AM

Headso: There must be some psychology behind the theory that republicans will be more likely to vote if they "know" they are going to win versus if they might lose or it is a close race. The right wing media has been pushing the narrative that Romney is going to win big for a couple months.


Well, given a number of them seem to see those who are down on their luck as morally inferior/at fault for some reason, perhaps they don't want to have supported 'a loser'/tie their self esteem to who they voted for? Dunno, I'm a physicist, not a psychologist.
 
2012-11-05 10:58:23 AM
Yes, those people are called "morons."

Moving on...
 
2012-11-05 10:58:34 AM
Funny question - Assume Mitt Romney is going to be POTUS, how does that make you feel? Think about it. If you have listened to Mitt as a candidate, everyone in the United States should be simultaneously scared and excited because the directions Mitt might take the country are endless. He might appoint justices that ban abortion entirely, or he might appoint justices that are pro-choice. He might lower our taxes, or he might raise them. Maybe he'll invest heavily in green energy and enact powerful environmental regulations a-la his 2004 "THE NEED FOR ACTION IS NOW" stance, or maybe he'll cut funding entirely and disband the EPA.

Whatever side you're on, if Mitt becomes POTUS, all things are possible -- your nightmare scenario, your dream scenario and everything in between. So how do I feel about Mitt as POTUS? I dunno.
 
2012-11-05 10:59:38 AM
I thought the whole 2012 disaster thing had been debunked.
 
2012-11-05 11:02:28 AM

Sneakernets: I can't wait to see American Potato implode like a paint can tomorrow.


How exactly do you implode a paint can? I've caused one to explode a time or too, but never implode. Does it matter if the can is full, half-empty or empty? Are we talking a spray can or a full on gallon can.
 
2012-11-05 11:03:28 AM

squidgod2000: Guess American Thinker is dipping in to the strategic "Romney already won" reserve of articles.


They won't be of any use in 48 hours or so, might as well run them now while someone might still think they are relevant.
 
2012-11-05 11:03:36 AM

Fart_Machine: I thought the whole 2012 disaster thing had been debunked.


What are you talking about, we are still desperately fighting the good fight to stop the Templars from launching a piece of Eden into Earth's orbit that will allow their mind controlling satellites to dominate the world.
 
2012-11-05 11:03:43 AM

Muta: A Romney Presidency would fulfill the White Horse Prophecy.


And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth?
 
2012-11-05 11:04:02 AM
Only 35,064 hours until Election Day, 2016.
 
2012-11-05 11:04:13 AM

lennavan: Funny question - Assume Mitt Romney is going to be POTUS, how does that make you feel? Think about it. If you have listened to Mitt as a candidate, everyone in the United States should be simultaneously scared and excited because the directions Mitt might take the country are endless. He might appoint justices that ban abortion entirely, or he might appoint justices that are pro-choice. He might lower our taxes, or he might raise them. Maybe he'll invest heavily in green energy and enact powerful environmental regulations a-la his 2004 "THE NEED FOR ACTION IS NOW" stance, or maybe he'll cut funding entirely and disband the EPA.

Whatever side you're on, if Mitt becomes POTUS, all things are possible -- your nightmare scenario, your dream scenario and everything in between. So how do I feel about Mitt as POTUS? I dunno.


Mitt Romney is Zombo.com made flesh.
 
2012-11-05 11:04:22 AM
It's true: 50,000,000 people IS many people. It's just not many enough to win the election.

Also 'I would literally vote for any white male who is not Obama' != 'I yearn for Mitt to fulfill his dessssstiny'
 
2012-11-05 11:04:41 AM

lennavan: Funny question - Assume Mitt Romney is going to be POTUS, how does that make you feel? Think about it. If you have listened to Mitt as a candidate, everyone in the United States should be simultaneously scared and excited because the directions Mitt might take the country are endless. He might appoint justices that ban abortion entirely, or he might appoint justices that are pro-choice. He might lower our taxes, or he might raise them. Maybe he'll invest heavily in green energy and enact powerful environmental regulations a-la his 2004 "THE NEED FOR ACTION IS NOW" stance, or maybe he'll cut funding entirely and disband the EPA.

Whatever side you're on, if Mitt becomes POTUS, all things are possible -- your nightmare scenario, your dream scenario and everything in between. So how do I feel about Mitt as POTUS? I dunno.


Willard was a disaster as Governor of the Commonwealth. I see nothing different if he becomes President.

There's a good reason he has no chance of taking one of his "home" states.
 
2012-11-05 11:05:51 AM

Slaves2Darkness: Fart_Machine: I thought the whole 2012 disaster thing had been debunked.

What are you talking about, we are still desperately fighting the good fight to stop the Templars from launching a piece of Eden into Earth's orbit that will allow their mind controlling satellites to dominate the world.


Great, now I feel bad for not finishing the series.
 
2012-11-05 11:05:55 AM

Felgraf: Headso: There must be some psychology behind the theory that republicans will be more likely to vote if they "know" they are going to win versus if they might lose or it is a close race. The right wing media has been pushing the narrative that Romney is going to win big for a couple months.

Well, given a number of them seem to see those who are down on their luck as morally inferior/at fault for some reason, perhaps they don't want to have supported 'a loser'/tie their self esteem to who they voted for? Dunno, I'm a physicist, not a psychologist.


I can't figure this out so I ask my friends who are psychologists and they use phrases like 'cognitive dissonance.'

/ I dunno. I'm a computer scientist, not a psychologist.
// Pretty sure Obama wins with at least 303 tomorrow.
 
2012-11-05 11:06:27 AM
redriverpak.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-11-05 11:07:59 AM

Slaves2Darkness: Sneakernets: I can't wait to see American Potato implode like a paint can tomorrow.

How exactly do you implode a paint can? I've caused one to explode a time or too, but never implode. Does it matter if the can is full, half-empty or empty? Are we talking a spray can or a full on gallon can.


Take an empty gallon paint can and put about a cup of water in it. heat is up on a grill or something so the water starts to boil, let it sit for a few minutes boiling off almost all the water, then (carefully) quickly put the lid on it and seal it shut. Spray the hot paint can containing only water vapor with the water hose. The vapor condenses back to water leaving a vacum inside the can which will be quickly crushed by the much higher pressure outside the can. *bam* implosion.

/there's got to be a gazillion youtube videos of this, it's a pretty standard science fair project.
 
2012-11-05 11:08:18 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-05 11:09:13 AM

Slaves2Darkness: How exactly do you implode a paint can?


Reduce the air pressure inside the can in relation to the outside air pressure until the container walls can no longer take it. Duh.
 
2012-11-05 11:09:18 AM

Slaves2Darkness: Sneakernets: I can't wait to see American Potato implode like a paint can tomorrow.

How exactly do you implode a paint can? I've caused one to explode a time or too, but never implode. Does it matter if the can is full, half-empty or empty? Are we talking a spray can or a full on gallon can.


Spray can.
 
2012-11-05 11:09:29 AM

qorkfiend: Only 35,064 hours until Election Day, 2016.


www.expertcomics.com
 
DGS [TotalFark]
2012-11-05 11:10:10 AM
And by 'many', subby, you mean a statistically small amount of the total population, but I'll give it to you that several million people is accurately called 'many'.
 
2012-11-05 11:11:06 AM
he's going to run in 2016?
 
2012-11-05 11:11:52 AM

zetar: I can't figure this out so I ask my friends who are psychologists and they use phrases like 'cognitive dissonance.'

/ I dunno. I'm a computer scientist, not a psychologist.
// Pretty sure Obama wins with at least 303 tomorrow.


Ah, cognitive dissonance I can explain at least. 'S keeping two clearly contradicting thoughts in your head at once. Like

Poor people and folks on welfare are immoral leeches
I am a poor person and on welfare
I am a just and moral person.
 
2012-11-05 11:16:31 AM

chasd00: Slaves2Darkness: Sneakernets: I can't wait to see American Potato implode like a paint can tomorrow.

How exactly do you implode a paint can? I've caused one to explode a time or too, but never implode. Does it matter if the can is full, half-empty or empty? Are we talking a spray can or a full on gallon can.

Take an empty gallon paint can and put about a cup of water in it. heat is up on a grill or something so the water starts to boil, let it sit for a few minutes boiling off almost all the water, then (carefully) quickly put the lid on it and seal it shut. Spray the hot paint can containing only water vapor with the water hose. The vapor condenses back to water leaving a vacum inside the can which will be quickly crushed by the much higher pressure outside the can. *bam* implosion.

/there's got to be a gazillion youtube videos of this, it's a pretty standard science fair project.


Couldn't find a single one of a paint can, nor have I ever heard that particular saying until today.

Did one with a soda can once, and youtube had one of a 55-gallon drum that was cool.
 
2012-11-05 11:18:39 AM
I listened to Abbey Road last night and had a realization that there's a good chance Mitt Romney has never heard any of those songs. That gave me a sad.
 
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