pute kisses like a man: fta:he also revealed that the long-rumored Episodes VI, VII and IX were in the worksI'm guessing this is a typo, or one of use has forgotten how roman numerals work.
Free Radical: _ J.J. Abrams: Maybe_ Joss Whedon: Yes_ Brad Bird: Maybe_ Jon Favreau: Yes_ Christopher Nolan: Hell No (we already had a series with an emo biatch character)_ Peter Jackson: Yes (with less slo motion)_ David Fincher: No_ Sam Mendes: No_ Matt Reeves: No_ Matthew Vaughn: Maybe_ Mark Romanek: No_ Kathryn Bigelow: No_ Guillermo del Toro: Yes_ Ben Affleck: Yes (as long as he can do action)
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Lost Thought 00: There will be no risks. The movies will be directed by a committee of network suits. No artistic freedom will be given to anyone involved.
rickythepenguin: no love for Tarantino?Luke: Want some Tauntaun?Han: No, man. I don't eat Tauntaun.Luke: Are you Hothian?Han: Nah, I ain't Hothian. I just don't dig on Tauntaun, that's all.Luke: Why not?Han: Tauntaun are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.Luke: Yeah, but tauntaun bacon tastes good. Tauntaun pork chops taste good.Han: Hey, Gamorrean guards may taste like Princess Leia's pussy, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarkers. Tauntauns sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eatin' nothing that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.Luke: How about a Jawa? Jawa eats its own feces.Han: I don't eat Jawa either.Luke: Yeah, but do you consider a Jawa to be a filthy animal?Han: I wouldn't go so far as to call a Jawa filthy, but they're definitely dirty. But, a Jawa's got personality. Personality goes a long way.Luke: Ah, so by that rationale, if a Tauntaun had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?Han: Well, we'd have to be talkin' about one charming motherfarking Tauntaun. I mean, he'd have to be ten times more charming than that Salacious Crumb on Tattooine, you know what I'm saying?Luke: [laughing] That's good./as i said in last week's "dream star wars director" thread.
rickythepenguin: no love for Tarantino?
RoyFokker'sGhost: Dark Horse comics already did the 'Pulp Fiction' diner scene shortly after Episode 2. Yoda and Mace Windu talking about Anakin in the diner that Obi Wan visited and it gets held up by some thieves.
Gunderson: [img.photobucket.com image 500x537]This just in. The studio announced that Zack Synder is the director. Here is a pic that I managed to recover that will be in the next movie poster
Representative of the unwashed masses: Oh and I see Dane Cook in there somwhere as well...
Representative of the unwashed masses: hmm... Baysplosions? With a script written by that person who writes twilight? Skywalker Sparkles!!! Let Seth Rogen command the Millenium Falcon. Let LaBeef play a jedi master and have Woody Allen bring it all together. Voila... MASTERPIECE!!Oh and I see Dane Cook in there somwhere as well...
cgraves67: I'd still like to see Kevin Smith come out of left field and do one. Who doesn't want to see Jay and Silent Bob as rogue spice smugglers hanging out in a outer rim space port?
Detinwolf: Representative of the unwashed masses: hmm... Baysplosions? With a script written by that person who writes twilight? Skywalker Sparkles!!! Let Seth Rogen command the Millenium Falcon. Let LaBeef play a jedi master and have Woody Allen bring it all together. Voila... MASTERPIECE!!Oh and I see Dane Cook in there somwhere as well...Can we work in the Black Eyed Peas at all? Maybe a musical dance number?
gingerjet: Kevin Smith is an overrated director and writer who has been milking his only real hit since 1994. Keep him the hell away anything remotely relevant.
gingerjet: cgraves67: I'd still like to see Kevin Smith come out of left field and do one. Who doesn't want to see Jay and Silent Bob as rogue spice smugglers hanging out in a outer rim space port?Kevin Smith is an overrated director and writer who has been milking his only real hit since 1994. Keep him the hell away anything remotely relevant./he still makes money by virtue of all the hipsters who obsess over him and his low production costs
InmanRoshi: It's going to be Neil Blomkamp. After he releases Elysium this spring after writing/directing District 9, he's going to be the "the next Joss Whedon".
cgraves67: Is that better or worse that milking an only real hit from the late 70's and making money from nerds who obsess over the minutiae of a made up system of magic in an otherwise sci-fi setting?
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