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2012-11-05 10:38:29 AM  
Well, this is the pre-election night Raw, so I wonder which wrestler will be tasked with trying to get in a quick Linda McMahon promo.
 
2012-11-05 11:14:51 AM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Well, this is the pre-election night Raw, so I wonder which wrestler will be tasked with trying to get in a quick Linda McMahon promo.


Don't forget the obligatory promo between faux Obama and faux Romney, and possibly have actual footage of both candidates misquoting wrestling catch phrases.
 
2012-11-05 03:54:08 PM  

FinFangFark: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Well, this is the pre-election night Raw, so I wonder which wrestler will be tasked with trying to get in a quick Linda McMahon promo.

Don't forget the obligatory promo between faux Obama and faux Romney, and possibly have actual footage of both candidates misquoting wrestling catch phrases.


That would be great! Let's see.....

Biden: what's your name, son?
Ryan: My name is Congress....
Biden: It doesn't matter what your name is!!

JR: Romney's gaining some momentum here, it looks like he's readying for a serious blow to Obama
King: This is strange JR! Obama's super selling Romney, and allowing him to charge! what's he up to?!
JR: Romney's moving in for the kill...wait a minute, King..business may pick up here.
King: Ah! The moderator's got papers! what's she gonna do?!
JR: Wait...it can't be...GOOD GOD, the moderator just waylaid Romney with a hard copy of the transcript! Romney's out for the count!
King: That's it, he's dead
King: BAH GAWD KING, THAT TALKING POINT HAD A FAMILY! WOULD SOMEONE STOP THE DAMN CAMPAIGN!
 
2012-11-05 06:40:51 PM  
I never thought that I would ever live to see the day that I wish for a Fark wrestling thread dedicated to Monday Night NyQuil, but now I am happy because of how terrible Fark was today with their political bullshiat.

Christ, this site sucks
 
2012-11-05 07:04:45 PM  
Well, my Saints are on the Monday Night Football docket, so I'll only be able to pop in at commercials. Hopefully the Punk, Danielson, and Ziggler segments coincide perfectly.
 
2012-11-05 07:05:00 PM  
Hey! I'm not going to be actively in the thread, i'm in Calgary and we're watching YGO abridged instead. =D
 
2012-11-05 07:06:26 PM  
Listen up, marks.

I am the Last Man Tag Team Champions of the World Standing.

i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com

And I'm doing this to your LARP belts.

i.imgur.com

Want them back?

Come get 'em.

They're now property of

i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-05 07:07:51 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-05 07:11:06 PM  
WRESTLING IS FAKE, MORE INJURIES HAPPEN ON DANCING WITH THE STARS. ALSO, YOU'RE ALL CLOSET GAY IDIOTS
 
2012-11-05 07:12:32 PM  

moefuggenbrew: WRESTLING IS FAKE, MORE INJURIES HAPPEN ON DANCING WITH THE STARS. ALSO, YOU'RE ALL CLOSET GAY IDIOTS


Does this bother you?

www.therealstevegray.com

Because I think it does. It bothers your crotch as it engorges with blood at the sight of this.
 
2012-11-05 07:12:51 PM  

verbaltoxin: Listen up, marks.

I am the Last Man Tag Team Champions of the World Standing.

[i.imgur.com image 640x247]

[i.imgur.com image 640x360]

And I'm doing this to your LARP belts.

[i.imgur.com image 640x360]

Want them back?

Come get 'em.

They're now property of

[i.imgur.com image 570x292]


Please Mark. That title was taken from me in a TNA thread, we all know that is the house show of title changes. My Raw streak is getting CM Punkian (in that no one is paying attention to it). I'm carrying back to back Hardcore titles into the big one, tomorrow night's election thread. I better think of some creative gredunzas today.

As for the show, I did not look at the spoilers, but may have to pending MNF. I'm a big Eagles fan but I hate Vick (crap QB, hope he finally gets benched) so I'll be watching that as well.

Also, SUCK IT ROBSUL82, YOU ARE GOING DOWWWWNNNNNNNNN LIKE KELLY KELLY IN JOHNNY ACE'S OFFICE! (but if your Saints can give Philly a reason to bench Vick, I'd appreciate it)
 
2012-11-05 07:14:49 PM  

TheManofPA: verbaltoxin: Listen up, marks.

I am the Last Man Tag Team Champions of the World Standing.

[i.imgur.com image 640x247]

[i.imgur.com image 640x360]

And I'm doing this to your LARP belts.

[i.imgur.com image 640x360]

Want them back?

Come get 'em.

They're now property of

[i.imgur.com image 570x292]

Please Mark. That title was taken from me in a TNA thread, we all know that is the house show of title changes. My Raw streak is getting CM Punkian (in that no one is paying attention to it). I'm carrying back to back Hardcore titles into the big one, tomorrow night's election thread. I better think of some creative gredunzas today.

As for the show, I did not look at the spoilers, but may have to pending MNF. I'm a big Eagles fan but I hate Vick (crap QB, hope he finally gets benched) so I'll be watching that as well.

Also, SUCK IT ROBSUL82, YOU ARE GOING DOWWWWNNNNNNNNN LIKE KELLY KELLY IN JOHNNY ACE'S OFFICE! (but if your Saints can give Philly a reason to bench Vick, I'd appreciate it)


All I read there was excuse-making. Meanwhile I'll be sitting here in Japan with my precious, precious LARPer gold.

NO MOAR LARP BELTS FOR U.
 
2012-11-05 07:15:44 PM  
The show is bad and it is getting worse......and I kind of like it. I usually stop watching when it gets bad but for some reason I am intrigued with the current product. Rumors of Cena yelling at Vince, Punk looking disinterested, tag wrestling getting better, Ziggler/Cena feud brewing (although it appears that they squashed it despite positive reviews of the matches), a roster that is heavy in the middle (not that this is the first time), some new young kids working dark matches, what they are going to do with Rybeck.

There are a lot of interesting things going on back stage.

Maybe it is the similar to not being able to look away from a car crash.
 
2012-11-05 07:19:47 PM  
The big question I'm trying to figure out is, when are they going to have Punk drop the belt to Cena? Or, is everyone's assumption that it will be Rock-Cena at RR 2013 off the mark?
 
2012-11-05 07:19:57 PM  
Preshow discussion:

WWE.com has posted an article looking at the 15 greatest superstar entrances. The Undertaker topped the list, followed by Triple H, Chris Jericho and Kane. Hulk Hogan rounded out the top 5. The ring entrances for Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat, Glacier, Gangrel, Alberto Del Rio and The Ultimate Warrior are also featured.

How was this not included:

www.wwe.com

Probably the best ever.
 
2012-11-05 07:21:54 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: The big question I'm trying to figure out is, when are they going to have Punk drop the belt to Cena? Or, is everyone's assumption that it will be Rock-Cena at RR 2013 off the mark?


Nope, Rock-Cena at WM. Basically the assumption is that Punk beats everyone on the roster, then loses to a movie star. Rather than a solid rematch, Cena saves us all and brings the belt back to a wrestler at WM. That makes him better than Punk too
 
2012-11-05 07:22:43 PM  

Gunny Highway: Preshow discussion:

WWE.com has posted an article looking at the 15 greatest superstar entrances. The Undertaker topped the list, followed by Triple H, Chris Jericho and Kane. Hulk Hogan rounded out the top 5. The ring entrances for Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat, Glacier, Gangrel, Alberto Del Rio and The Ultimate Warrior are also featured.

How was this not included:

[www.wwe.com image 642x361]

Probably the best ever.


The first 13 slides were the Undertaker making it to the ring?
 
2012-11-05 07:26:28 PM  

Gunny Highway: Preshow discussion:

WWE.com has posted an article looking at the 15 greatest superstar entrances. The Undertaker topped the list, followed by Triple H, Chris Jericho and Kane. Hulk Hogan rounded out the top 5. The ring entrances for Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat, Glacier, Gangrel, Alberto Del Rio and The Ultimate Warrior are also featured.

How was this not included:

[www.wwe.com image 642x361]

Probably the best ever.


My favorite not on the list was Jericho's fake Pearl Jam entrance with Ralfus in WCW. I loved how he would walk in a subtle diagonal so he would get touched by a fan who was then given the finger-wag admonishment from Ralfus.
 
2012-11-05 07:28:28 PM  

TheManofPA: Grand_Moff_Joseph: The big question I'm trying to figure out is, when are they going to have Punk drop the belt to Cena? Or, is everyone's assumption that it will be Rock-Cena at RR 2013 off the mark?

Nope, Rock-Cena at WM. Basically the assumption is that Punk beats everyone on the roster, then loses to a movie star. Rather than a solid rematch, Cena saves us all and brings the belt back to a wrestler at WM. That makes him better than Punk too


I actually don't mind Super Cena ending up with the belt. I kind of like the "THE CHAMP IS HERE" gimmick and it has been a while since he has had the strap. I would like to see how they use Punk after he drops the belt. Potential stable? Maybe finally put Cesaro, Bryan, and Punk together. This could give Cesaro the mic support he needs and lead to a breakup in the future and lots of Bryan/Punk matches. Maybe a Kofi heel turn. None of this will happen but it fun to speculate.
 
2012-11-05 07:30:03 PM  

TheManofPA: Gunny Highway: Preshow discussion:

WWE.com has posted an article looking at the 15 greatest superstar entrances. The Undertaker topped the list, followed by Triple H, Chris Jericho and Kane. Hulk Hogan rounded out the top 5. The ring entrances for Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat, Glacier, Gangrel, Alberto Del Rio and The Ultimate Warrior are also featured.

How was this not included:

[www.wwe.com image 642x361]

Probably the best ever.

The first 13 slides were the Undertaker making it to the ring?


I don't think that would cover the time needed.


Wonder if anyone has tracked the time it takes for Undertaker, Great Kali, Show, Andre the Giant to get to the ring.

And how many championships the Ultimate Warrior could have won in an average of that time span....

/useless things, I think of them
 
2012-11-05 07:31:53 PM  
Punk, Danielson, Ziggles, Dean Ambrose, and Bray Wyatt, the latter two getting the immediate rub from being in that sphere even as FCW callups. Book it, done.
 
2012-11-05 07:37:18 PM  

robsul82: Punk, Danielson, Ziggles, Dean Ambrose, and Bray Wyatt, the latter two getting the immediate rub from being in that sphere even as FCW callups. Book it, done.


Rumor is that the 2013 title scene will be dominated by Ziggler and Orton. Whatever that is worth.
 
2012-11-05 07:37:46 PM  
Hmmm...I might miss the first opening segm-----I mean opening promo, followed by a recap, then followed by a recap of the promo of the recap of the promo.

It's the RvB season finale!

Then I'll be back to complain about this prerecorded bullshiat.
 
2012-11-05 07:38:44 PM  

Gunny Highway: TheManofPA: Grand_Moff_Joseph: The big question I'm trying to figure out is, when are they going to have Punk drop the belt to Cena? Or, is everyone's assumption that it will be Rock-Cena at RR 2013 off the mark?

Nope, Rock-Cena at WM. Basically the assumption is that Punk beats everyone on the roster, then loses to a movie star. Rather than a solid rematch, Cena saves us all and brings the belt back to a wrestler at WM. That makes him better than Punk too

I actually don't mind Super Cena ending up with the belt. I kind of like the "THE CHAMP IS HERE" gimmick and it has been a while since he has had the strap. I would like to see how they use Punk after he drops the belt. Potential stable? Maybe finally put Cesaro, Bryan, and Punk together. This could give Cesaro the mic support he needs and lead to a breakup in the future and lots of Bryan/Punk matches. Maybe a Kofi heel turn. None of this will happen but it fun to speculate.


I think Cesaro would have been a good tag partner for Sandow. They both have the same we are intellectuals and you are dumb marks schtick going.
 
2012-11-05 07:41:04 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Gunny Highway: TheManofPA: Grand_Moff_Joseph: The big question I'm trying to figure out is, when are they going to have Punk drop the belt to Cena? Or, is everyone's assumption that it will be Rock-Cena at RR 2013 off the mark?

Nope, Rock-Cena at WM. Basically the assumption is that Punk beats everyone on the roster, then loses to a movie star. Rather than a solid rematch, Cena saves us all and brings the belt back to a wrestler at WM. That makes him better than Punk too

I actually don't mind Super Cena ending up with the belt. I kind of like the "THE CHAMP IS HERE" gimmick and it has been a while since he has had the strap. I would like to see how they use Punk after he drops the belt. Potential stable? Maybe finally put Cesaro, Bryan, and Punk together. This could give Cesaro the mic support he needs and lead to a breakup in the future and lots of Bryan/Punk matches. Maybe a Kofi heel turn. None of this will happen but it fun to speculate.

I think Cesaro would have been a good tag partner for Sandow. They both have the same we are intellectuals and you are dumb marks schtick going.


Could see a good falling out between Cody and Sandow but I don't know that Face Cody would be as good as Heel Cody.
 
2012-11-05 07:42:32 PM  
I have been watching a bunch of the WWE stuff, on Netflix, just makes me realize how much losing Edge has hurt the company. Also I heard on Rock of Jerhico that Chris, was willing to wrestle between tours, as a part timer, the E said no. Also right now Cheerleader Melissa and Lacy Von Eric are free agents. Borton, Rohdes, Natalya, and Lacy, as the new Legacy?
 
2012-11-05 07:42:42 PM  

Gunny Highway: robsul82: Punk, Danielson, Ziggles, Dean Ambrose, and Bray Wyatt, the latter two getting the immediate rub from being in that sphere even as FCW callups. Book it, done.

Rumor is that the 2013 title scene will be dominated by Ziggler and Orton. Whatever that is worth.


Orton? That makes me want do take an Orton.
 
2012-11-05 07:42:51 PM  

Gunny Highway: robsul82: Punk, Danielson, Ziggles, Dean Ambrose, and Bray Wyatt, the latter two getting the immediate rub from being in that sphere even as FCW callups. Book it, done.

Rumor is that the 2013 title scene will be dominated by Ziggler and Orton. Whatever that is worth.


Better not be dominated by Ziggles jobbing to Boreton on his 8th chance.
 
2012-11-05 07:45:16 PM  

cman: I never thought that I would ever live to see the day that I wish for a Fark wrestling thread dedicated to Monday Night NyQuil, but now I am happy because of how terrible Fark was today with their political bullshiat.

Christ, this site sucks


And yet you post multiple times daily.
 
2012-11-05 07:46:12 PM  

robsul82: Gunny Highway: robsul82: Punk, Danielson, Ziggles, Dean Ambrose, and Bray Wyatt, the latter two getting the immediate rub from being in that sphere even as FCW callups. Book it, done.

Rumor is that the 2013 title scene will be dominated by Ziggler and Orton. Whatever that is worth.

Better not be dominated by Ziggles jobbing to Boreton on his 8th chance.


Ninth.
 
2012-11-05 07:46:17 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Gunny Highway: TheManofPA:

I think Cesaro would have been a good tag partner for Sandow. They both have the same we are intellectuals and you are dumb marks schtick going.


I support this!
 
2012-11-05 07:47:31 PM  

verbaltoxin: robsul82: Gunny Highway: robsul82: Punk, Danielson, Ziggles, Dean Ambrose, and Bray Wyatt, the latter two getting the immediate rub from being in that sphere even as FCW callups. Book it, done.

Rumor is that the 2013 title scene will be dominated by Ziggler and Orton. Whatever that is worth.

Better not be dominated by Ziggles jobbing to Boreton on his 8th chance.

Ninth.


No shiat. Meanwhile we're no closer to my markout fantasy of Punk and Bray Wyatt as dueling cult leaders. I blame you, Linda!
 
2012-11-05 07:47:48 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Gunny Highway: robsul82: Punk, Danielson, Ziggles, Dean Ambrose, and Bray Wyatt, the latter two getting the immediate rub from being in that sphere even as FCW callups. Book it, done.

Rumor is that the 2013 title scene will be dominated by Ziggler and Orton. Whatever that is worth.

Orton? That makes me want do take an Orton.


They guy hit the ceiling and has become as stale as Kane and Rey. Kane and Show surprised me and were actually able to rework their characters (like what Kane is doing, really tired of Show).

I hope Orton gives enough of a shiat to work at making himself relevant and interesting again. Sadly, I don't think he does.
 
2012-11-05 07:48:49 PM  
We get to see pretty ref tonight Shining Wizard will be happy.
 
2012-11-05 07:50:42 PM  

The Inspector: We get to see pretty ref tonight Shining Wizard will be happy.


Yeah, heard she made a battery run before the show.
 
2012-11-05 07:55:48 PM  
I have arrived. Lets get ready for RASSLING
 
2012-11-05 07:56:17 PM  
A lot of stupidstars have become lazy, and Vinnie Mac is letting it happen. If Raw does not pick up after the election, then we know the E is really in trouble. In a way, Linda's detractors, have killed the E, talking about the high turn over.
 
2012-11-05 07:57:49 PM  

FinFangFark: The Inspector: We get to see pretty ref tonight Shining Wizard will be happy.

Yeah, heard she made a battery run before the show.


Does this mean a 50% less Brony thread this week?
 
2012-11-05 07:59:55 PM  
THIS THREAD ALSO CONTAINS STROBE LIGHTING EFFECTS

i63.photobucket.com

THEN. NOW. GAGNE.
 
2012-11-05 08:00:18 PM  
FEED ME POPCORN!
 
2012-11-05 08:00:19 PM  

The Inspector: We get to see pretty ref tonight Shining Wizard will be happy.


She's going to temporarily change her name to "ShiningThePinkPearl"
 
2012-11-05 08:00:31 PM  
It's go time
 
2012-11-05 08:00:55 PM  
100% less Brony, most likely.

Finally got my job back, and if things work out the way I hope they do, it means the end of my Fark wrestling thread days.

And I'm okay with that.

Just remember... submit the threads very early if you don't want a green to go down to the wire.

It's WISH IT WERE NICKELBACK TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME!!

WTF is this "last week on RAW" shiat?
 
2012-11-05 08:00:59 PM  
...is everyone else getting a "last week on Raw" voiceover like this is "ER" or something?
 
2012-11-05 08:00:59 PM  

FinFangFark: Hmmm...I might miss the first opening segm-----I mean opening promo, followed by a recap, then followed by a recap of the promo of the recap of the promo.

It's the RvB season finale!

Then I'll be back to complain about this prerecorded bullshiat.


Wait.........there was a new RvB season? I got a lot of 5 minute videos to watch
 
2012-11-05 08:01:03 PM  
Shining Wizard is a GIRL?

*insert heart.jpg*
 
2012-11-05 08:01:34 PM  

robsul82: ...is everyone else getting a "last week on Raw" voiceover like this is "ER" or something?


I think they should do a "Previously on Raw" and make it 24-style
 
2012-11-05 08:01:52 PM  

TheManofPA: FinFangFark: Hmmm...I might miss the first opening segm-----I mean opening promo, followed by a recap, then followed by a recap of the promo of the recap of the promo.

It's the RvB season finale!

Then I'll be back to complain about this prerecorded bullshiat.

Wait.........there was a new RvB season? I got a lot of 5 minute videos to watch


Season 10...finale is tonight.
 
2012-11-05 08:01:53 PM  
Isn't this taped?
 
2012-11-05 08:02:02 PM  
"Miz, your reigning and defending WWE Champion..."

God, I'm such an easy mark for ridiculously overusing "reigning and defending" to be a jerk.
 
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