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2012-11-05 08:24:29 AM  
She'd be smoking hot to a bunch of nerds I guess............

/oh, wait
 
2012-11-05 08:30:46 AM  
Not my usual thing, but nice
 
2012-11-05 08:39:26 AM  
That was WAY more enjoyable with the sound off.
 
2012-11-05 09:09:32 AM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Not my usual thing, but nice


It's the beards...
 
2012-11-05 09:47:43 AM  
Getting the vibe that the how-hot-she-is/how-hot-she-thinks-she-is ratio is way, WAY too low.

/i'd hit it
 
2012-11-05 10:14:35 AM  
Fark scale of hotness:

Smoking hot: mildly attractive but average
Gorgeous: average
Hot: Not hot, probably a teacher who just farked a minor
Attractive: Not fat, was attractive, now in their mid 40s
"I'd hit that": Not fat, not attractive
Cute: Not cute
Average: fat goth chick
"I would maybe hit that": Meth face
Meh: Probably a dude
Ugly: Obese, deformed, vagina somewhere in those folds
"I would not hit that": Obese, deformed, penis somewhere in those folds
 
2012-11-05 10:32:23 AM  

bdub77: Fark scale of hotness:


smoking hot:
img132.imageshack.us

Hittable
img208.imageshack.us

Sharp knees, untouchable, 13 year old boy
img707.imageshack.us
 
2012-11-05 11:49:15 AM  
Chubby Filipina thread?
 
2012-11-05 12:22:20 PM  
hartkeisonline.com
 
2012-11-05 12:29:17 PM  

ShawnDoc: Chubby Filipina thread?


Yes, please!!
 
2012-11-05 12:32:54 PM  
This video is useless without nudity
 
2012-11-05 12:34:56 PM  

CheapEngineer: [hartkeisonline.com image 400x300]


blog.riseinteractive.com
 
2012-11-05 12:35:42 PM  
I think we have all come to expect the exact opposite whenever the "smokin' hot" phrase is in a headline, so the standards are already pretty damn low. When the video/pic shows an attractive woman, that low bar is suddenly easily hurdled, transforming what was attractive into... wait for it... smokin' hot. With that context in mind, subby has used reverse psychology to improve each of our lives, if only for a moment. For that, I salute you, subby.

/my book is available in the lobby
//be sure to pick up the CD as well
 
kab
2012-11-05 01:08:34 PM  
The typical farker hotness scale:

eww thumbs totally gross:
gofitandhealthy.com

lard-ass:
tonsofperspective.com

perfect 10, and current girlfriend of most sharp-knees critics:
newsimg.ngfiles.com
 
2012-11-05 01:57:57 PM  
Nice palantirs!
 
2012-11-05 02:08:04 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: bdub77: Fark scale of hotness:

smoking hot:
img208.imageshack.us

Hittable
img132.imageshack.us




FTFY
 
2012-11-05 02:08:46 PM  

ShawnDoc: Chubby Filipina thread?


*i'mokwihtthis* pic
 
2012-11-05 02:14:40 PM  
ThatGuyGreg: Getting the vibe that the how-hot-she-is/how-hot-she-thinks-she-is ratio is way, WAY too low.

/i'd hit it


That doesn't make any sense.
 
2012-11-05 03:17:31 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: bdub77: Fark scale of hotness:

smoking hot:
[img132.imageshack.us image 753x600]

Hittable
[img208.imageshack.us image 533x799]

Sharp knees, untouchable, 13 year old boy
[img707.imageshack.us image 850x680]


The file name for the redhead is "readhead13.jpg."

Are there 12 more of those?

GIVE THEM TO US, YOU BOGARTING BASTARD.
 
2012-11-05 03:24:38 PM  
Cute girl, pretending to be geeky with a silly weather forecast.. eh, I'd hit it, then explain what she was doing wrong afterwards.
 
2012-11-05 03:29:06 PM  

rufus-t-firefly: The Stealth Hippopotamus: bdub77: Fark scale of hotness:

smoking hot:
[img132.imageshack.us image 753x600]

Hittable
[img208.imageshack.us image 533x799]

Sharp knees, untouchable, 13 year old boy
[img707.imageshack.us image 850x680]

The file name for the redhead is "readhead13.jpg."

Are there 12 more of those?

GIVE THEM TO US, YOU BOGARTING BASTARD.


Found 'em: NSFW
 
2012-11-05 03:31:12 PM  

zixr: rufus-t-firefly: The Stealth Hippopotamus: bdub77: Fark scale of hotness:

smoking hot:
[img132.imageshack.us image 753x600]

Hittable
[img208.imageshack.us image 533x799]

Sharp knees, untouchable, 13 year old boy
[img707.imageshack.us image 850x680]

The file name for the redhead is "readhead13.jpg."

Are there 12 more of those?

GIVE THEM TO US, YOU BOGARTING BASTARD.

Found 'em: NSFW


MOTHER OF GOD.
 
2012-11-05 03:42:40 PM  
Ahh, yes - "Ariel" (just one of the most popular names she goes by).
 
2012-11-05 03:44:29 PM  
zixr:Found 'em: NSFW

In one post you almost managed to reach Pocket Ninja "favorited" status. Almost.

I can be swayed to color you green, though... nudge nudge, wink wink.
 
2012-11-05 03:51:54 PM  
Well I'm glad to see that was covered.
 
2012-11-05 04:51:47 PM  

Bag of Hammers: The Stealth Hippopotamus: bdub77: Fark scale of hotness:

smoking hot:


Hittable


FTFY


Glad to see that error was corrected.
 
2012-11-05 05:36:43 PM  
Would have been more entertaining if she had been nude and randomly licked a nip or something.
 
2012-11-05 05:37:13 PM  

zixr: rufus-t-firefly: The Stealth Hippopotamus: bdub77: Fark scale of hotness:

smoking hot:
[img132.imageshack.us image 753x600]

Hittable
[img208.imageshack.us image 533x799]

Sharp knees, untouchable, 13 year old boy
[img707.imageshack.us image 850x680]

The file name for the redhead is "readhead13.jpg."

Are there 12 more of those?

GIVE THEM TO US, YOU BOGARTING BASTARD.

Found 'em: NSFW


i1126.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-05 05:37:13 PM  
She was perfectly cute. That could have been a lot better if she had attempted to portray a realistic woman, familiar with middle earth not playing on the joke. Be apart from the joke cute girl, not part of it.
 
2012-11-05 05:47:00 PM  

Alphax: Cute girl, pretending to be geeky with a silly weather forecast.. eh, I'd hit it, then explain what she was doing wrong afterwards.


I'd watch you hit it, and then explain what you were doing wrong afterwards.
 
2012-11-05 06:21:49 PM  
Please. Most Farkers have never had sex with anything except a cat and their hand.
 
2012-11-05 06:38:48 PM  

zixr: rufus-t-firefly: The Stealth Hippopotamus: bdub77:

Are there 12 more of those?

GIVE THEM TO US, YOU BOGARTING BASTARD.

Found 'em: NSFW


She has nice feet. Not to dirty no too clean.
 
2012-11-05 06:40:35 PM  

Wayne 985: Please. Most Farkers have never had sex with anything except a cat and their hand.

Wrong.

acidcow.com
 
2012-11-05 07:17:43 PM  
cdn-images.hollywood.com
 
2012-11-05 07:22:03 PM  

zixr: rufus-t-firefly: The Stealth Hippopotamus: bdub77: Fark scale of hotness:

smoking hot:
[img132.imageshack.us image 753x600]

Hittable
[img208.imageshack.us image 533x799]

Sharp knees, untouchable, 13 year old boy
[img707.imageshack.us image 850x680]

The file name for the redhead is "readhead13.jpg."

Are there 12 more of those?

GIVE THEM TO US, YOU BOGARTING BASTARD.

Found 'em: NSFW


i bet she's just washing the clothes
 
2012-11-05 07:44:53 PM  
In the land of the virgin nerds the one with XX chromosomes is queen. Or rather princess.
 
2012-11-05 08:16:56 PM  

wotthefark: Wayne 985: Please. Most Farkers have never had sex with anything except a cat and their hand.
Wrong.

[acidcow.com image 700x525]


I... What?... Oh God...

You have literally saddened me with that picture. Just the knowledge that someone actually constructed that is depressing to me.
 
2012-11-05 08:54:45 PM  
Wrong! In the Fell Winter of 2911, the river Brandywine froze and the Shire was attacked by wolves.

/record low my foot
 
2012-11-05 10:04:10 PM  

Wayne 985: wotthefark: Wayne 985: Please. Most Farkers have never had sex with anything except a cat and their hand.
Wrong.

[acidcow.com image 700x525]

I... What?... Oh God...

You have literally saddened me with that picture. Just the knowledge that someone actually constructed that is depressing to me.


If that's all it takes to depress you, I'd suggest putting your therapist on danger money if you're going to remain around here.
 
2012-11-05 10:08:54 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: bdub77: Fark scale of hotness:

smoking hot:
[img132.imageshack.us image 753x600]

Hittable
[img208.imageshack.us image 533x799]

Sharp knees, untouchable, 13 year old boy
[img707.imageshack.us image 850x680]


s14.postimage.org
 
2012-11-05 10:23:09 PM  

unchellmatt: Wayne 985: wotthefark: Wayne 985: Please. Most Farkers have never had sex with anything except a cat and their hand.
Wrong.

[acidcow.com image 700x525]

I... What?... Oh God...

You have literally saddened me with that picture. Just the knowledge that someone actually constructed that is depressing to me.

If that's all it takes to depress you, I'd suggest putting your therapist on danger money if you're going to remain around here.


Listen, there are plenty of dark and twisted jokes around here, but they're just that... jokes. That someone took the time and effort to create a fake vagina out of what appears to be a combination of flannel, plastic, and duct tape should be disturbing to everyone.
 
2012-11-05 11:41:13 PM  

Wayne 985: unchellmatt: Wayne 985: wotthefark: Wayne 985: Please. Most Farkers have never had sex with anything except a cat and their hand.
Wrong.

[acidcow.com image 700x525]

I... What?... Oh God...

You have literally saddened me with that picture. Just the knowledge that someone actually constructed that is depressing to me.

If that's all it takes to depress you, I'd suggest putting your therapist on danger money if you're going to remain around here.

Listen, there are plenty of dark and twisted jokes around here, but they're just that... jokes. That someone took the time and effort to create a fake vagina out of what appears to be a combination of flannel, plastic, and duct tape should be disturbing to everyone.


You clearly have never served aboard a submarine with an all-male crew.
 
2012-11-06 12:56:53 AM  

BillaBong: Alphax: Cute girl, pretending to be geeky with a silly weather forecast.. eh, I'd hit it, then explain what she was doing wrong afterwards.

I'd watch you hit it, and then explain what you were doing wrong afterwards.


Funnied.
 
2012-11-06 01:33:46 AM  

HotWingAgenda: Wayne 985: unchellmatt: Wayne 985: wotthefark: Wayne 985: Please. Most Farkers have never had sex with anything except a cat and their hand.
Wrong.

[acidcow.com image 700x525]

I... What?... Oh God...

You have literally saddened me with that picture. Just the knowledge that someone actually constructed that is depressing to me.

If that's all it takes to depress you, I'd suggest putting your therapist on danger money if you're going to remain around here.

Listen, there are plenty of dark and twisted jokes around here, but they're just that... jokes. That someone took the time and effort to create a fake vagina out of what appears to be a combination of flannel, plastic, and duct tape should be disturbing to everyone.

You clearly have never served aboard a submarine with an all-male crew.


I was under the impression that all male naval vessels were bastions of sodomy, much like prison.
 
2012-11-06 03:12:26 AM  

zixr: rufus-t-firefly: The Stealth Hippopotamus: bdub77: Fark scale of hotness:

smoking hot:
[img132.imageshack.us image 753x600]

Hittable
[img208.imageshack.us image 533x799]

Sharp knees, untouchable, 13 year old boy
[img707.imageshack.us image 850x680]

The file name for the redhead is "readhead13.jpg."

Are there 12 more of those?

GIVE THEM TO US, YOU BOGARTING BASTARD.

Found 'em: NSFW


You bastard, I've had an erection since you posted that link. Its becoming a medical emergency.
 
2012-11-06 04:42:58 AM  
I was kinda meh with the joke itself, but the UV index garnered a half-smile. The babe on the other hand... yowza. I don't know about the Fark rankings, but I'd definitely buy her dinner first.

\Not that she'd let me near hear with a ten-foot pole.
 
2012-11-06 05:23:02 AM  

SmackLT: That was WAY more enjoyable with the sound off.


Her accent makes me want to tear my own eardrums out.
 
2012-11-06 06:35:51 AM  

basemetal: She'd be smoking hot to a bunch of nerds I guess............

/oh, wait


With those flounder eyes, and sloped forehead, she appears to be about 1/2 a double helix away from the Down's.
 
2012-11-06 10:57:01 AM  

rufus-t-firefly: Found 'em: NSFW

MOTHER OF GOD.



Mother of God............


RELEASE THE FAPPEN!
 
2012-11-06 12:34:08 PM  
What's going on in thi....
 
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