Sultan Of Herf: StrikitRich: natmar_76: Why do females need viagara? All they have to do is lay there.Evidently they need a drug that can counteract the effect of the wedding ring.Its not just the ring that does it, stay in a relationship with one long enough even without marriage and it happens. Its pretty much when they reach the point that they know you arent going anywhere, and they no longer feel the need to compete with other women that they slow down on the sex.So for you single guys, or ones in newer relationships....that fun, freak girl you have right now...wont be as soon as you full commit. Thats why they are always pushing commitment, marriage, etc...they want to cut out all the hot, fun sex.The above is a generalization, and some women retain great sexuality after commitment...but dont count on finding one, they are few and far between.
SnakeLee: Yeah I don't get why guys have such a hard time with this. Make them take a shower then go down on them and let them ride out their second one on top. Then their hormones are so nuts you can do whatever you want with them. It's not really that hard to lick one place for like 6 minutes tops, just put some music on
tillerman35: I showed my wife this article, and she said all they really need is sexy pictures of men. And by sexy pictures of men, she means pictures ones where they're doing dishes, scrubbing the toilet, folding laundry, and dusting.
Bag of Hammers: what? They made this into pill form?
KrispyKritter: if i could go back and do it all again it would be pay for play, straight up hooker city. i would be a much happier, healthier, well laid and much richer man had i gone that route./bachelor life was sweet//first 2 years of marriage just fine///the last 17 years i wish i was dead
TotallyHeadless: Is there a pill that does the opposite of Viagra? I want to kill my desire for sex.
abb3w: <p>Testosterone-based nose drops seem very likely to have an increased mustache growth as a side effect.
dragonchild: That said, an unusual difference is that guys enjoy seeing women get off, but I can't say I've ever met a woman who enjoyed watching a five-knuckle shuffle.
prjindigo: not sure why they made a male one to begin with.
IrishFarmer: This will probably be true moreso for women, who as of today have the least satisfaction in marriage in...perhaps history.
IrishFarmer: I'd even go so far as to say that as of now a lot of men need viagra, not because their body won't do what it needs to, but because their spirit just isn't in it.
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