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2012-11-05 06:27:14 PM
I showed my wife this article, and she said all they really need is sexy pictures of men. And by sexy pictures of men, she means pictures ones where they're doing dishes, scrubbing the toilet, folding laundry, and dusting.
 
2012-11-05 06:37:28 PM

Sultan Of Herf: StrikitRich: natmar_76: Why do females need viagara? All they have to do is lay there.

Evidently they need a drug that can counteract the effect of the wedding ring.

Its not just the ring that does it, stay in a relationship with one long enough even without marriage and it happens. Its pretty much when they reach the point that they know you arent going anywhere, and they no longer feel the need to compete with other women that they slow down on the sex.

So for you single guys, or ones in newer relationships....that fun, freak girl you have right now...wont be as soon as you full commit. Thats why they are always pushing commitment, marriage, etc...they want to cut out all the hot, fun sex.

The above is a generalization, and some women retain great sexuality after commitment...but dont count on finding one, they are few and far between.


I got mine! Fark all of you!!!!!
 
2012-11-05 07:17:34 PM

SnakeLee: Yeah I don't get why guys have such a hard time with this. Make them take a shower then go down on them and let them ride out their second one on top. Then their hormones are so nuts you can do whatever you want with them. It's not really that hard to lick one place for like 6 minutes tops, just put some music on


First you have to get them in bed ... well, after you get them interested in you enough to stop with the pepper spray.

I rarely get past "Hi, I'm Lerna--- owwww, F*CK, my eyes!"
 
2012-11-05 07:37:48 PM
Great. I can't wait to have my wife chasing me around the house with a giant hard on.
 
2012-11-05 07:58:43 PM

tillerman35: I showed my wife this article, and she said all they really need is sexy pictures of men. And by sexy pictures of men, she means pictures ones where they're doing dishes, scrubbing the toilet, folding laundry, and dusting.


That's her trying to get you to do the dishes, scrub the toilet, fold laundry, and dust. When women are hot for sex, they don't want men doing housework; they want to be farked.

That said, an unusual difference is that guys enjoy seeing women get off, but I can't say I've ever met a woman who enjoyed watching a five-knuckle shuffle.
 
2012-11-05 07:59:59 PM

Bag of Hammers: what? They made this into pill form?


That does not make women horny. That makes skanks pretend they're horny. Enough to fool you, apparently, but very much not the same thing.
 
2012-11-05 08:21:25 PM
if i could go back and do it all again it would be pay for play, straight up hooker city. i would be a much happier, healthier, well laid and much richer man had i gone that route.

/bachelor life was sweet
//first 2 years of marriage just fine
///the last 17 years i wish i was dead
 
2012-11-05 08:33:34 PM

KrispyKritter: if i could go back and do it all again it would be pay for play, straight up hooker city. i would be a much happier, healthier, well laid and much richer man had i gone that route.

/bachelor life was sweet
//first 2 years of marriage just fine
///the last 17 years i wish i was dead


Jesus dude you are depressing get a divorce or something
 
2012-11-05 09:04:36 PM
Is there a pill that does the opposite of Viagra? I want to kill my desire for sex. That way I can be indifferent rather than frustrated.

/I don't care how horny a girl gets-- they are never going to want to fark me.
 
2012-11-05 09:33:56 PM

TotallyHeadless: Is there a pill that does the opposite of Viagra? I want to kill my desire for sex.


Depo Provera is an injection they give sex offenders to chemically castrate them. You need an Rx for it, so you'll need to convince a shrink, GP or endocrinologist to write one up for you.
 
2012-11-05 10:16:21 PM

abb3w: <p>Testosterone-based nose drops seem very likely to have an increased mustache growth as a side effect.


You win some, lose some, and shave some.
 
2012-11-06 01:10:31 AM

dragonchild: That said, an unusual difference is that guys enjoy seeing women get off, but I can't say I've ever met a woman who enjoyed watching a five-knuckle shuffle.


That interaction imbalance is a evolutionarily interesting. If she enjoys it, she reproduces no matter who's on the other end. On the male side, enjoying a woman who enjoys it has better odds than a guy who is "meh" this again...*yawn*, because the former will bust in her more often.
 
2012-11-06 06:56:52 AM
not sure why they made a male one to begin with.
 
2012-11-06 08:52:35 AM

prjindigo: not sure why they made a male one to begin with.


because a man is nothing without his boner.
 
2012-11-06 11:08:10 AM
So it's odorless, tasteless and dissolves quickly in cocktails?
 
2012-11-06 01:59:11 PM
I don't want to burst into a fun conversation and get all serious on you guys, but here I go...

These medications (including viagra), as they'll be marketed and sold are bad for couples. For the majority of users, it'll end up being a band-aid to cover up relationship problems. I'd even go so far as to say that as of now a lot of men need viagra, not because their body won't do what it needs to, but because their spirit just isn't in it.

This will probably be true moreso for women, who as of today have the least satisfaction in marriage in...perhaps history.

But why fix a problem when you can just medicate it away and make billions while you're at it...
 
2012-11-06 11:53:15 PM

IrishFarmer: This will probably be true moreso for women, who as of today have the least satisfaction in marriage in...perhaps history.


Welcome to equality.

IrishFarmer: I'd even go so far as to say that as of now a lot of men need viagra, not because their body won't do what it needs to, but because their spirit just isn't in it.


A great big CITATION NEEDED.

It's also a big recreational thing(more enduring erections), as well as a counter side-effect(from some other drug) measure.

_________________________

Still, as to the article, women are always capable, so calling it viagra instead of spanish fly...etc.(same as other people said, really, but bears repeating).
 
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