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(Medical Xpress)   Female viagra in testing. Successful release promises the end of the human race accomplishing much of anything   (medicalxpress.com) divider line 67
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2012-11-05 08:33:02 AM  
Will the GOP try to suppress its availability?
 
2012-11-05 08:36:10 AM  
Start sneaking it into the Yoplait.
 
2012-11-05 09:14:01 AM  
I don't know why they need this at all. Female orgasm isn't important for procreation, and that's what sex should be all about anyway.
 
2012-11-05 10:40:39 AM  
If we could find a pill that made women both happy and horny it would be reclassified as a vitamin and introduced into the ground water.
 
2012-11-05 11:34:16 AM  
I'm pretty sure it means that only ugly people will get anything done, subby.
 
2012-11-05 11:35:53 AM  
what? They made this into pill form?


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2012-11-05 11:36:02 AM  
Send me a truck load. I can't tell you the number of women I've been with who get no sexual pleasure at all
 
2012-11-05 11:38:08 AM  
Since pretty much everything that happens is somehow related to calculations as to how it will get us laid, this may be true.
 
2012-11-05 11:38:40 AM  
Haven't ever met a sex worker that wouldn't claim I was the absolute best they ever had for an extra five bucks.
 
2012-11-05 11:43:12 AM  
Do we really need a drug that gives women an erection?
 
2012-11-05 11:43:39 AM  

Sybarite: Start sneaking it into the Yoplait.


My GOD that's brilliant!
 
2012-11-05 11:44:41 AM  
"We anticipate the treatment will work like Viagra for women. Rather than a long-term, therapy-based approach, this drug can be taken when a woman anticipates sexual activity," Professor Davis said.

The kind of woman that needs this won't take it voluntarily.
 
Skr
2012-11-05 11:45:31 AM  
Better not be just another bullshiat rebranding of menthol. It warms! It cools! no, it is just shoving a pack of newports on your genitals.

More seriously... hopefully if this works, it doesn't kill the effects of birth control like antibiotics do (or like anything that can have an effect on hormones like saint john's wort).
I honestly can't see female viagra working well without a mental/mood component in the mix. She'll still be worried about bills, stressed out about her job, or feeling generally exhausted.
 
2012-11-05 11:45:59 AM  
Personally, I've never had a woman fake it on me. They've always been honest enough to tell me I'm lousy in the sack.
 
2012-11-05 11:54:38 AM  
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Bag of Hammers: what? They made this into pill form?


This, too
 
2012-11-05 11:59:59 AM  
Isn't Viagra the "female Viagra?"

IIRC it works the same for both.
 
2012-11-05 12:09:22 PM  
ALL RIGHT!!! time for some reality in pornos!

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\\by that much I mean not at all
\\\by not at all I mean not to me
 
2012-11-05 12:15:18 PM  
Now, I've had TFettes swear up and down and sideways that women have the same sex drive as men and its entirely societal pressure that makes them not horny.
 
2012-11-05 12:20:34 PM  
Why do females need viagara? All they have to do is lay there.
 
2012-11-05 12:22:09 PM  
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2012-11-05 12:31:25 PM  
Skr:
I honestly can't see female viagra working well without a mental/mood component in the mix. She'll still be worried about bills, stressed out about her job, or feeling generally exhausted.

You know, oddly enough, men have all those worries too, and it generally has to get pretty bad before it causes us to become sexually dysfunctional. I know that personally I'd have to be facing utter financial ruin, terminal illness or serious disfigurement, or being brutally humiliated every day at my job before I'd lose the desire to make love. Yet apparently there are all these women for whom life has to be just perfect before they have any libido whatsoever. What gives?
 
2012-11-05 12:41:10 PM  
need a 55 gallon drum of the stuff for the missus
 
2012-11-05 12:47:53 PM  

yanoosh: need a 55 gallon drum of the stuff for the missus


55 gallon drum of testosterone for your wife you say?

just give me a second....
 
2012-11-05 01:00:45 PM  
So, appletinis?
 
2012-11-05 01:04:08 PM  

No Such Agency: Skr:
I honestly can't see female viagra working well without a mental/mood component in the mix. She'll still be worried about bills, stressed out about her job, or feeling generally exhausted.

You know, oddly enough, men have all those worries too, and it generally has to get pretty bad before it causes us to become sexually dysfunctional. I know that personally I'd have to be facing utter financial ruin, terminal illness or serious disfigurement, or being brutally humiliated every day at my job before I'd lose the desire to make love. Yet apparently there are all these women for whom life has to be just perfect before they have any libido whatsoever. What gives?


So you have met my wife.
 
2012-11-05 01:04:33 PM  
Judging by the responses in this thread I feel bad for all your wives/girlfriends/holes cut in pillow with a printed out face taped on
 
2012-11-05 01:05:58 PM  

basemetal: Will the GOP try to suppress its availability?


If you don't know, you don't know Jesus. He intended us to be as we are, unless we eat too much. Then we can go get a hoveround and haul our fat Type 2 diabetic asses to the nearest Krispy Kreme. And of course, if our dicks stop working, we can get all the government paid for Viagra and cock-pumps we want. Just as god intended.

Female viagra and birth control for women? That is outrageous! Quit forcing your views upon us!
 
2012-11-05 01:15:03 PM  

natmar_76: Why do females need viagara? All they have to do is lay there.


Evidently they need a drug that can counteract the effect of the wedding ring.
 
2012-11-05 01:24:33 PM  
That should really help the females with getting their penises erect.
 
2012-11-05 01:30:47 PM  

StrikitRich: natmar_76: Why do females need viagara? All they have to do is lay there.

Evidently they need a drug that can counteract the effect of the wedding ring.


Its not just the ring that does it, stay in a relationship with one long enough even without marriage and it happens. Its pretty much when they reach the point that they know you arent going anywhere, and they no longer feel the need to compete with other women that they slow down on the sex.

So for you single guys, or ones in newer relationships....that fun, freak girl you have right now...wont be as soon as you full commit. Thats why they are always pushing commitment, marriage, etc...they want to cut out all the hot, fun sex.

The above is a generalization, and some women retain great sexuality after commitment...but dont count on finding one, they are few and far between.
 
2012-11-05 01:36:28 PM  
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2012-11-05 01:55:29 PM  

Skr: Better not be just another bullshiat rebranding of menthol. It warms! It cools! no, it is just shoving a pack of newports on your genitals.


The article describes it as it is a fast absorbing testosterone drop.


Bag of Hammers: They made this into pill form?


They already have low dose testosterone pills for women to help with libido, but they tend to come with a side effect: hair growth. It doesn't grow nearly as thick as a man's, but women tend to freak out over any, so it is an issue. OTOH, it makes then as horny as a teenager, so perhaps a box of Nair or a few sessions at the electrologist is worth it.
 
2012-11-05 01:59:37 PM  
Admittedly I haven't looked into it much, but I thought that all Viagra did was enhance your ability to perform, not your desire to. What exactly would the female version of that actually do?
 
2012-11-05 02:08:18 PM  

Bhruic: Admittedly I haven't looked into it much, but I thought that all Viagra did was enhance your ability to perform, not your desire to. What exactly would the female version of that actually do?


It gives them raging, monstrous, 4 hour hard-ons, but they're just pH balanced for a woman. It's actually a horrible and terrifying drug.
 
2012-11-05 02:48:58 PM  

Bhruic: Admittedly I haven't looked into it much, but I thought that all Viagra did was enhance your ability to perform, not your desire to. What exactly would the female version of that actually do?


Yep, it relaxes the spongy tissue so there's increased blood flow down there. It also makes it hard to breathe since the sinuses expand as well, leading to intense side pain -- from where my wife punches me for snoring so loud.

/Oblig: or so I've heard.
 
2012-11-05 03:12:00 PM  
This all assumes that the woman would want to take it.
 
2012-11-05 03:13:04 PM  

natmar_76: Why do females need viagara? All they have to do is lay there.



A girl who just lays there in bed is the male equivalent to a 2 pump chump or something like that, or maybe a really small penis.
 
2012-11-05 03:32:49 PM  

SurfaceTension: I don't know why they need this at all. Female orgasm isn't important for procreation, and that's what sex should be all about anyway.


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2012-11-05 03:34:10 PM  

natmar_76: Why do females need viagara?


Isn't the same.

With men, the spirit can be willing, but the body unable. Viagra increases blood flow, which corrects the issue with the latter. With women, it is the opposite: the body is able, but the spirit is unwilling. Testosterone increases libido, sexual arousal and sexual attraction.
 
2012-11-05 04:11:16 PM  
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2012-11-05 04:21:31 PM  

Bhruic: Admittedly I haven't looked into it much, but I thought that all Viagra did was enhance your ability to perform, not your desire to. What exactly would the female version of that actually do?


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2012-11-05 04:34:43 PM  
i thought this was usually called "cocaine"
 
2012-11-05 04:47:45 PM  
I love that this thread is the biggest sausage fest on Fark right now
 
2012-11-05 04:49:33 PM  
If this were actually made into pill form, it'd be the new date rape drug. At least as a nasal aerosol, consent is still required.
 
2012-11-05 04:55:04 PM  

Cheron: Send me a truck load. I can't tell you the number of women I've been with who get no sexual pleasure at all


You're doing it wrong.
 
2012-11-05 04:56:02 PM  
Weird comparison, as Viagra is an erectile dysfunction drug, with a common side effect of anorgasmia.
 
2012-11-05 04:56:56 PM  

bikerbob59: Cheron: Send me a truck load. I can't tell you the number of women I've been with who get no sexual pleasure at all

You're doing it wrong.


Yeah I don't get why guys have such a hard time with this. Make them take a shower then go down on them and let them ride out their second one on top. Then their hormones are so nuts you can do whatever you want with them. It's not really that hard to lick one place for like 6 minutes tops, just put some music on
 
2012-11-05 04:57:00 PM  

Testosterone-based nose drops seem very likely to have an increased mustache growth as a side effect.

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2012-11-05 05:46:52 PM  

natmar_76: Why do females need viagara? All they have to do is lay there.


Knocking 'em unconscious is easy, but I'd rather they undress themselves first. It's also embarrassing to get walked in on during parties while she's still bleeding from the forehead.
 
2012-11-05 05:46:57 PM  

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