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(Courier Mail)   Kirstie Alley says that John Travolta was the greatest love of her life ... right after cheesecake, ice cream and Oreos   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, John Travolta, Kirstie Alley, Oreos, Patrick Swayze, Kelly Preston, Barbara Walters  
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2660 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 05 Nov 2012 at 8:27 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-11-05 08:52:42 AM  
2 votes:

Robert1966: There is a cruel two-word rhyming term for girls like that.

Fat whore?

/doesn't rhyme but that's what I'm going with.
2012-11-05 05:41:32 PM  
1 vote:
So weird
2012-11-05 09:37:22 AM  
1 vote:
say what you want about her way of life...

but I'd still like to audit Kelly Preston's vagina
2012-11-05 08:56:22 AM  
1 vote:
One Scientologist scratching the back of another
2012-11-05 08:35:34 AM  
1 vote:
Cheesecake Oreo ice cream?

Ben & Jerry's, are you listening?
2012-11-05 08:33:23 AM  
1 vote:
In all fairness I think the cheesecake, ice cream and oreos were how she dealt with not having Travolta.
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