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(Courier Mail)   Kirstie Alley says that John Travolta was the greatest love of her life ... right after cheesecake, ice cream and Oreos   (couriermail.com.au) divider line 34
    More: Interesting, John Travolta, Kirstie Alley, Oreos, Patrick Swayze, Kelly Preston, Barbara Walters  
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2012-11-05 08:29:24 AM
There is a cruel two-word rhyming term for girls like that.
 
2012-11-05 08:33:23 AM
In all fairness I think the cheesecake, ice cream and oreos were how she dealt with not having Travolta.
 
2012-11-05 08:35:34 AM
Cheesecake Oreo ice cream?

Ben & Jerry's, are you listening?
 
2012-11-05 08:35:57 AM
Good ol' Kirstie is always hungry for attention.
 
2012-11-05 08:36:15 AM
You could call it, "Sweet'n'Thetan."
 
2012-11-05 08:39:50 AM
i.imgur.com i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-05 08:43:17 AM
dadesignatedhata.com
 
2012-11-05 08:52:42 AM

Robert1966: There is a cruel two-word rhyming term for girls like that.


Fat whore?

/doesn't rhyme but that's what I'm going with.
 
2012-11-05 08:56:22 AM
One Scientologist scratching the back of another
 
2012-11-05 09:04:20 AM
But the thetans got in the way.
 
2012-11-05 09:31:48 AM
abhorrent1

Robert1966: There is a cruel two-word rhyming term for girls like that.

Fat whore?

/doesn't rhyme but that's what I'm going with.


Well you're half right, she sounded pretty respectible, not acting on her feelings, not wanting to disrupt the actors married life.

/ok, that is actors plural, comma or no comma?
 
2012-11-05 09:37:22 AM
say what you want about her way of life...

but I'd still like to audit Kelly Preston's vagina
 
2012-11-05 09:47:22 AM
Kirstie Alley has a penis?
 
2012-11-05 09:48:14 AM
Holy crap, Travolta's hair is amazeballs
 
2012-11-05 10:02:13 AM
Fattest beard I've seen since I was Paul Prudehome eating a steak and cheese with Dom DeLouise.
 
2012-11-05 10:05:47 AM
So...were they each other's beard?

/almost typo'd that a "bard."
//may have been more awesome
 
2012-11-05 10:09:22 AM
I loved Look Who's talking because there were lots of bra shots. 12 year old Jim highly approved.

Also, "Town without pity" scene.

/damnit, now I want to go watch that movie again
 
2012-11-05 10:13:49 AM
FTA: Alley, 61, and Travolta worked together on the Look Who's Talking sequels, but they never became romantic and the actor later wed Kelly Preston.

She sounds obsessed.
 
2012-11-05 10:18:06 AM
kirstie needs to call Lohan to find out how media whoring is done right
 
2012-11-05 10:43:07 AM
So her handlers at Scientology Headquarters sent her out to stem those Travolta gay rumors.It seems a little late for that.
 
2012-11-05 10:43:44 AM
Derherr derp! I can make a joke about someone's weight on the intertubes!

Idiot.

/hasn't had morning caffeine.
 
2012-11-05 11:24:39 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

boy, Richard Lewis has seen better days. 

/hot like, well, not like her
 
2012-11-05 01:31:56 PM
As boring as the Sarah Jessica Parker horse meme.
 
2012-11-05 02:28:51 PM
80's Kirstie Alley is the reason I'm blind.

Which will help me today when I ask for her to be sent to my quarters.
 
2012-11-05 02:37:23 PM
Kelly Preston is one fine looking, classy lady. Can't say the same for Kirstie Alley.
 
2012-11-05 02:43:44 PM
And the greatest love of his life?

Survey Says: Cock!
 
2012-11-05 05:41:32 PM
So weird
 
2012-11-05 05:49:59 PM

CognaciousThunk: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x686]

boy, Richard Lewis has seen better days. 

/hot like, well, not like her


I'd need a big truck to hit that.
 
2012-11-05 08:15:48 PM
You know what... I don't give a shiat what the jerks here are saying about her. To the Subby... stay classy man.

Seriously, so she had a weight problem. She's learnt a lesson from life about how mean people can be when people rejected her for her weight... it's been a long hard road for her in that respect. I bet that now that she's walked that road she's a LOT more kind to others.
 
2012-11-05 09:29:21 PM
Must've been hard for her having a summer home on the same (relatively) small island as Travolta.

Link
 
2012-11-05 09:34:15 PM

John Buck 41: Must've been hard for her having a summer home on the same (relatively) small island as Travolta.

Link


GAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! What a hideous home.
 
2012-11-05 10:05:11 PM
That explains teh ghey
 
2012-11-06 12:10:01 AM

Sick and Tired of Being Sick and Tired: John Buck 41: Must've been hard for her having a summer home on the same (relatively) small island as Travolta.

Link

GAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! What a hideous home.


That's beautiful home. The decorating is a bit much but it's still a hell of a lot better than Christina Aguilera's home.
 
2012-11-06 12:50:13 AM
No way is he up her Alley.
 
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