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(Inquisitr)   Man loses leg after being crushed by giant crucifix. His lawyer quickly vows to go after the church and crucify them   (inquisitr.com) divider line 9
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2012-11-05 08:05:43 AM
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Kevin Kitson, David Jimenez's attorney, explained that his client was given permission to clean the crucifix, which was in desperate need of some tender, loving care. Holding the 600 pound statue in place was a single screw, one that would ultimately prove worthless in the long run.


Fools! Everyone knows that Jesus must be nailed up, not screwed.

/Thus sealith my fate.
2012-11-05 12:46:11 PM
2 votes:
Hey at least curing his wife's cancer didn't cost him an arm and a leg.
2012-11-05 12:29:26 PM
2 votes:

Man loses leg after being crushed by giant crucifix.


Reported to be hopping mad.
2012-11-05 11:31:10 AM
2 votes:

mamoru: That's alright. I'm sure God could just miracle it back.

Unless... Is there a football game this Sunday that He is already committed to paying attention to?


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2012-11-05 08:14:27 AM
2 votes:
Unfortunately for Jimenez, the same crucifix he attributes with saving his wife has now claimed one of his legs.


The Lord giveth....
2012-11-05 05:36:33 PM
1 votes:
I guess the church should have used....

(Puts on sunglasses)

...a better carpenter.


YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
2012-11-05 12:20:13 PM
1 votes:
So God can cure cancer, but can't keep a piece of wood attached to a wall.

"Damn it, Jimenez, I'm a doctor, not a carpenter!"
2012-11-05 12:10:36 PM
1 votes:
"The 45-year-old pizza worker"

Homie, you weren't making $3 million with that job if you worked 200 years.
2012-11-05 08:46:43 AM
1 votes:
That's alright. I'm sure God could just miracle it back.

Unless... Is there a football game this Sunday that He is already committed to paying attention to?
 
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