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(Inquisitr)   Man loses leg after being crushed by giant crucifix. His lawyer quickly vows to go after the church and crucify them   (inquisitr.com) divider line 66
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2012-11-05 01:59:19 PM
ROTSKY, paging ROTSKY to Fark please!
 
2012-11-05 02:00:25 PM
canadianatheist.com
♪♫♪ Losing my appendage... ♪♫♪
 
2012-11-05 02:11:46 PM
Approves

www.sleightsofmind.com
 
2012-11-05 02:19:57 PM
g-ecx.images-amazon.com
/line on the left, one cross each
 
2012-11-05 03:45:29 PM
unimpressed
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-11-05 04:26:57 PM
He sounds cross.
 
2012-11-05 04:31:47 PM
Alternate headline: Man loses leg after being crushed by giant crucifix. When it fell it just nailed him.
 
2012-11-05 04:57:35 PM
45 year old pizza worker

that's what I want to be doin when i'm 45
 
2012-11-05 05:34:16 PM
But..but..Jebus loves us..why would he crush this poor man's leg with his wonderful wooden visage?
 
2012-11-05 05:36:33 PM
I guess the church should have used....

(Puts on sunglasses)

...a better carpenter.


YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
 
2012-11-05 05:52:12 PM
The 45-year-old pizza worker frequently stopped to pray at the Church of St. Patrick in hopes that going so would help cure his wife of cancer. He devotion reportedly paid off; his spouse is now cancer free. Unfortunately for Jimenez, the same crucifix he attributes with saving his wife has now claimed one of his legs.

You know, Man's greatest sin isn't pride, it's ingratitude.
 
2012-11-05 10:06:51 PM
I'm not sure if the prosecution has a good leg to stand on
 
2012-11-05 10:36:50 PM
clearly he misinterpreted the signals. God hates him and his wife.
 
2012-11-05 10:41:35 PM
May be he actually and truly got is prayers, perhaps he prayed for god to take him or whatever to spare his wife...
 
2012-11-06 05:56:11 AM
The guy wanted to be "bigger" and asked god to make his cock touch the ground. He only has to remove one more leg to fulfill the guy's prayer.
 
2012-11-06 08:18:03 AM
hey ya'll, god isn't really real
 
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