mamoru: That's alright. I'm sure God could just miracle it back.Unless... Is there a football game this Sunday that He is already committed to paying attention to?
IAmRight: "The 45-year-old pizza worker"Homie, you weren't making $3 million with that job if you worked 200 years.
hammettman: So he'd asked for a miracle to cure his wife's cancer and it cost him his leg in return.Sounds like a typical deal made with the devil.
Amos Quito: At least it wasn't a giant cock.
seniorgato: Who the hell hangs anything with 1 screw? I hung a 2 lb birdhouse this weekend and it required two screws.
Amos Quito: Amos Quito: At least it wasn't a giant cock. [rlv.zcache.com image 400x400]DAMN!
IAmRight: seniorgato: Who the hell hangs anything with 1 screw? I hung a 2 lb birdhouse this weekend and it required two screws.A 600-lb crucifix, no less.That's a hell of a screw.
ArkAngel: The church should counter sue for payment for saving his wife
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