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(Washington Post)   Mitt Romney would be lost without his teleprompters   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 18
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2012-11-05 08:15:46 AM
Fark teleprompters. Get Mitt a map before he orders a bombing on Norway, thinking that it's Syria.
 
2012-11-05 08:16:06 AM
We wouldn't want him accidentally saying what he really believes and getting caught by a microphone.
 
2012-11-05 08:20:59 AM
You know. Just because Teatards derp about teleprompters doesn't mean that I care about or look down on someone who uses them. Even if i think that person is a douche.
 
2012-11-05 08:21:37 AM
srsly who gives a fark? non-story. how about, "mitt romney's magic underwear refuses to make election night appearance." that would be more newsworthy.
 
2012-11-05 08:26:42 AM
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What a President Romney may look-like.
 
2012-11-05 08:27:09 AM

sunspotter: srsly who gives a fark?


Republicans, but it hinges largely on the melanin content of the speaker's skin.
 
2012-11-05 08:29:51 AM
"President Bachmann will not have teleprompters in the White House"

Erm yes. I think we'd all worked out that not everything she says is scripted and vetted...
 
2012-11-05 08:42:19 AM
FTA: Romney's aides said the candidate would keep using teleprompters on the home stretch because his closing argument speech is new and he wants to achieve precision and accuracy as he lays out his fresh message.

Why is Mitt laying out a "fresh message" this close to election day? I find this a whole lot more interesting than anyone's use of teleprompters or any politician's undergarments.
 
MFK
2012-11-05 08:43:32 AM
well to be fair, he probably HAS to otherwise he would accidentally slip back into something he was saying last week. I don't know if even the most lifelike robot is capable of keeping track of as many positions as he has taken without a little help.
 
2012-11-05 08:50:20 AM

stoli n coke: Get Mitt a map before he orders a bombing on Norway, thinking that it's Syria.


Norway is their path to the sea.
 
2012-11-05 08:54:46 AM
Nothing is worse than having Marco Rubio cracked multiple Obama teleprompter jokes, on different occasions... while reading those jokes from a teleprompter.
 
2012-11-05 08:59:11 AM
Every politician uses teleprompters when they speak publicly except for the troglodytes that write on their hands. The only reason "TELEPROMPTERS!!!1! *spittle*" became a thing is because said troglodytes were pushing that narrative on Obama that he needs teleprompters or else he'll forget what to say, which was just their way of calling Obama unintelligent (but those people read all the newspapers and believe vaccines make people retarded, so they're really smart).

Call idiots like Mitt on their teleprompter hypocrisy if you must but he will most likely be irrelevant on Wednesday anyway, so who really farking cares? Just vote tomorrow (even if you think your vote won't count).
 
2012-11-05 09:00:08 AM

DeaH: FTA: Romney's aides said the candidate would keep using teleprompters on the home stretch because his closing argument speech is new and he wants to achieve precision and accuracy as he lays out his fresh message.

Why is Mitt laying out a "fresh message" this close to election day? I find this a whole lot more interesting than anyone's use of teleprompters or any politician's undergarments.


His etch-a-sketch fell of a chair and he had to start fresh.
 
ecl
2012-11-05 09:08:51 AM

Sock Ruh Tease: Every politician uses teleprompters when they speak publicly except for the troglodytes that write on their hands. The only reason "TELEPROMPTERS!!!1! *spittle*" became a thing is because said troglodytes were pushing that narrative on Obama that he needs teleprompters or else he'll forget what to say, which was just their way of calling Obama unintelligent (but those people read all the newspapers and believe vaccines make people retarded, so they're really smart).

Call idiots like Mitt on their teleprompter hypocrisy if you must but he will most likely be irrelevant on Wednesday anyway, so who really farking cares? Just vote tomorrow (even if you think your vote won't count).


I think everyone is missing the hilarity here... this clown laughs about how he doesn't need teleprompters and Mitt walks up right behind him and uses the prompters.

And to top it off
FTA
The candidate, his voice sounding tired and a bit hoarse from long days of barnstorming, said "employment" instead of his intended "unemployment" at his Saturday morning rally in Des Moines.

"Employment is higher today than when Barack Obama took office," Romney said.

The crowd didn't pick up on the gaffe and Romney pressed on. It was as if he hadn't even noticed.

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2012-11-05 10:02:33 AM

ecl: I think everyone is missing the hilarity here... this clown laughs about how he doesn't need teleprompters and Mitt walks up right behind him and uses the prompters.


Yeah, everyone seemed to miss the "Amusing" tag.
 
2012-11-05 10:19:27 AM
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2012-11-05 10:53:18 AM
Consider it a warm-up. If Romney wins, within six months or less, there will be grumblings of "Romney the RINO". You don't expect people who have been on a constant diet of hate, anger and fear to go cold turkey, do you?
 
2012-11-05 02:16:54 PM
Romney is lost with or without a teleprompter.
 
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