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(BBC)   Amid cancer fears Sharon Osbourne undergoes double mastectomy, leaving her with just one boob   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 6
    More: Sad, Sharon Osbourne, Ozzy Osbourne, The Osbournes, America's Got Talent, reality shows  
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2012-11-05 04:02:50 AM
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Hunter Gathers: Ohh! That poor woman has the saddest tits. Damn depressing!
Brock: They're, like, The Notebook sad.
Hunter Gathers: Her tits are like "coming home from school and finding out that your old man ran over your cat" sad.
Brock: Mournful. She has mournful tits. They're like two suicide notes stuffed in a glitter bra.
Hunter Gathers: Those things are like a little kid with progeria cracking all his ribs trying to catch a Nerf ball. Just sad. Damn it, she has gloomy tits!
Brock: It's like she put a dollar's worth of change into some old socks and then taped them to her chest.
Hunter Gathers: I want to build two little caskets and give her tits a tasteful, dignified funeral.
2012-11-05 03:47:57 AM
3 votes:
They finally kicked their children out?
2012-11-05 11:42:36 AM
1 votes:
I first read this as Sharon Stone, which made me think it was a reference to the three boobs in Total Recall, but that wasn't Sharon Stone anyway.

But it's a great headline for a three boobed chick!
2012-11-05 10:48:06 AM
1 votes:

SarahDiddle: A double mastectomy is one of my biggest fears. I don't know how I'd ever live without my girls.

/they couldn't live without me, that's for sure.


But they can rebuild them. Better. Faster. Stronger. Rounder.
2012-11-05 04:07:36 AM
1 votes:
so...her looking in a dirty mirror is like...
sandy duncan taking out a sammy davis junior record?
2012-11-05 04:05:47 AM
1 votes:
Poor Ozzy. No moar motorboating.

/apologies to Mrs Osbourne
//please, Ma'am, don't kill me
 
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