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(BBC)   Amid cancer fears Sharon Osbourne undergoes double mastectomy, leaving her with just one boob   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 32
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2012-11-05 03:17:16 AM
leaving her with just one boob

And what a happy boob he is!

www.truthbehindmysmile.co.uk
 
2012-11-05 03:47:57 AM
They finally kicked their children out?
 
2012-11-05 03:48:01 AM

Apos: leaving her with just one boob

And what a happy boob he is!

[www.truthbehindmysmile.co.uk image 180x180]


He might be a little sad now.
 
2012-11-05 04:02:50 AM
Hunter Gathers: Ohh! That poor woman has the saddest tits. Damn depressing!
Brock: They're, like, The Notebook sad.
Hunter Gathers: Her tits are like "coming home from school and finding out that your old man ran over your cat" sad.
Brock: Mournful. She has mournful tits. They're like two suicide notes stuffed in a glitter bra.
Hunter Gathers: Those things are like a little kid with progeria cracking all his ribs trying to catch a Nerf ball. Just sad. Damn it, she has gloomy tits!
Brock: It's like she put a dollar's worth of change into some old socks and then taped them to her chest.
Hunter Gathers: I want to build two little caskets and give her tits a tasteful, dignified funeral.
 
2012-11-05 04:03:22 AM

Summoner101: They finally kicked their children out?


you bastard! ;)

came here to say that....

had the misfortune of meeting "kelly" years ago...yikes. she could give courtney love a run for her money...
 
2012-11-05 04:04:10 AM
Uncool, dude. Uncool.
 
2012-11-05 04:05:47 AM
Poor Ozzy. No moar motorboating.

/apologies to Mrs Osbourne
//please, Ma'am, don't kill me
 
2012-11-05 04:06:30 AM

Omis: Apos: leaving her with just one boob

And what a happy boob he is!

[www.truthbehindmysmile.co.uk image 180x180]

He might be a little sad now.


True. Hold on....

And what a happy somber boob he is.


There we go.
 
2012-11-05 04:07:36 AM
so...her looking in a dirty mirror is like...
sandy duncan taking out a sammy davis junior record?
 
2012-11-05 04:46:15 AM
She's boarderline ugly now
 
2012-11-05 05:37:37 AM

LewDux: She's boarderline ugly now


Ha!
 
2012-11-05 05:50:23 AM
Oh crap. That's too bad.

Fark cancer.
 
2012-11-05 07:39:33 AM

browneye: Oh crap. That's too bad.

Fark cancer.


This.
 
2012-11-05 07:52:17 AM
A double mastectomy is one of my biggest fears. I don't know how I'd ever live without my girls.

/they couldn't live without me, that's for sure.
 
2012-11-05 07:56:52 AM

SarahDiddle: A double mastectomy is one of my biggest fears. I don't know how I'd ever live without my girls.


This comment combined with your user name made me very happy.
 
2012-11-05 07:58:05 AM

SarahDiddle: A double mastectomy is one of my biggest fears. I don't know how I'd ever live without my girls.

/they couldn't live without me, that's for sure.


You should take pics of them and post 'em on here. That way, they'll live forever on the internet!

(this goes for all you gals!)
 
2012-11-05 08:02:30 AM
saints.sqpn.com
 
2012-11-05 08:35:17 AM
Couldn't happen to a nicer person.
I refer to her as She Who Shall Not be Named.
 
2012-11-05 08:41:15 AM

darch: Couldn't happen to a nicer person.
I refer to her as She Who Shall Not be Named.


Did she ruined Earth or what?
 
2012-11-05 09:07:20 AM
Man, that family is getting all sorts of horrible luck lately.

/sad
 
2012-11-05 10:01:23 AM
SO she got her tits removed because she had a gene that might make her susceptible cancer?

I think I'll wait for the actual cancer to show up before I go lopping off body parts.
 
2012-11-05 10:23:00 AM
sorry this happens to any woman. i know i wouldn't want to lose my boy parts, i'm very attached to them and they are a favored pull toy of mine.

my batshiat crazy mum is a cancer survivor from the early 1960s. supposedly that procedure took 15 years off her life (they used radiation) and mum is now in her 80's and still making life hell for all those around her.
 
2012-11-05 10:44:25 AM

Hetfield: Hunter Gathers: Ohh! That poor woman has the saddest tits. Damn depressing!
Brock: They're, like, The Notebook sad.
Hunter Gathers: Her tits are like "coming home from school and finding out that your old man ran over your cat" sad.
Brock: Mournful. She has mournful tits. They're like two suicide notes stuffed in a glitter bra.
Hunter Gathers: Those things are like a little kid with progeria cracking all his ribs trying to catch a Nerf ball. Just sad. Damn it, she has gloomy tits!
Brock: It's like she put a dollar's worth of change into some old socks and then taped them to her chest.
Hunter Gathers: I want to build two little caskets and give her tits a tasteful, dignified funeral.


Which episode was that? Somehow never saw it.
 
2012-11-05 10:48:06 AM

SarahDiddle: A double mastectomy is one of my biggest fears. I don't know how I'd ever live without my girls.

/they couldn't live without me, that's for sure.


But they can rebuild them. Better. Faster. Stronger. Rounder.
 
2012-11-05 10:51:22 AM

Zarquon's Flat Tire: Hetfield: Hunter Gathers: Ohh! That poor woman has the saddest tits. Damn depressing!
Brock: They're, like, The Notebook sad.
Hunter Gathers: Her tits are like "coming home from school and finding out that your old man ran over your cat" sad.
Brock: Mournful. She has mournful tits. They're like two suicide notes stuffed in a glitter bra.
Hunter Gathers: Those things are like a little kid with progeria cracking all his ribs trying to catch a Nerf ball. Just sad. Damn it, she has gloomy tits!
Brock: It's like she put a dollar's worth of change into some old socks and then taped them to her chest.
Hunter Gathers: I want to build two little caskets and give her tits a tasteful, dignified funeral.

Which episode was that? Somehow never saw it.


Here's the scene. The delivery is stellar.
 
2012-11-05 11:42:36 AM
I first read this as Sharon Stone, which made me think it was a reference to the three boobs in Total Recall, but that wasn't Sharon Stone anyway.

But it's a great headline for a three boobed chick!
 
2012-11-05 12:11:35 PM
Yeah, fark cancer and all that but pre-emptive surgery when she doesn't have cancer?

That's just farked up to me.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know what your farkers will say but the truth is she doesn't have breast cancer and may not get it.

If she has the gene for heart disease should she get a heart transplant, because, well, yaneverknow!

No, she shouldn't.
 
2012-11-05 12:12:52 PM

MurphyMurphy: SO she got her tits removed because she had a gene that might make her susceptible cancer?

I think I'll wait for the actual cancer to show up before I go lopping off body parts.


Actually, in her case it's quite understandable. She's already survived one bout of cancer (colon cancer that had spread to her lymph nodes), even though the prognosis to do so was bleak.
 
2012-11-05 01:45:09 PM

douchebag/hater: Yeah, fark cancer and all that but pre-emptive surgery when she doesn't have cancer?

That's just farked up to me.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know what your farkers will say but the truth is she doesn't have breast cancer and may not get it.

If she has the gene for heart disease should she get a heart transplant, because, well, yaneverknow!

No, she shouldn't.


MurphyMurphy: SO she got her tits removed because she had a gene that might make her susceptible cancer?

I think I'll wait for the actual cancer to show up before I go lopping off body parts.


To be fair, she's already had cancer before.
 
2012-11-05 04:05:55 PM
i45.tinypic.com
 
2012-11-05 05:24:11 PM
Nice headline.
 
2012-11-05 06:06:34 PM
preemptive double masectomy? WTF?
 
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