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(Fark)   Reminder: Columbus Fark Party, Dec. 12. Celebrate end of finals, not getting shot   ( divider line
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2003-12-03 09:14:25 AM  
Didn't the original announcement refer to hilarity that was to have ensued in Ann Arbor?

Have fun kids, and remember: you can't spell "Citrus Bowl" without O-S-U.
2003-12-03 01:51:39 PM  
I have no idea what you're talking about. ;-)

I encourage anyone who hasn't yet to email me so I can ensure The Elevator knows how many of us to expect. See you guys next Friday :-)
2003-12-03 03:03:24 PM  
Whens the South Carolina Fark party, eh?
2003-12-03 03:06:39 PM  
Heh, not getting shot. Whenever I hear about the sniper in the news, I always think about that bit Eddie Murpy did (when he used to be funny), about if Jesse Jackson ever became president. Jesse would basically have to give any speech by ducking and weaving around the stage, so that a sniper couldn't take him out. "My fellow American ***ducks*** I would like to address you tonite *** weaves and slides sideways *** "
2003-12-03 03:06:48 PM  
What, Columbus gets a party, but Baltimore doesn't?

this is much ass.
2003-12-03 03:12:12 PM  
*end* of finals?! Candy-asses!
Our finals could go until Christmas Eve.
2003-12-03 03:14:51 PM  
Remember that other sniper? The first copy cat down in the Carolinas I think. Whatever happened to him?

Those are some insightful comments Cardinal and DavidKirkBeale.
2003-12-03 03:16:36 PM  
Reminder: Columbus Fark Party Dec. 12. Celebrate the much suckage of OSU.
2003-12-03 03:17:29 PM  
Who do I have to Fark to get a Lacrosse Fark Party? We've got bars up the ying yang.
2003-12-03 03:18:20 PM  
Hooray! It's here!

Didn't I hear that bubbaprog is buying all the drinks?
2003-12-03 03:18:44 PM  
Celebrate that Zherdev dude?
2003-12-03 03:18:57 PM  
"Celebrate end of finals, not getting shot"

Nice zeugma there, Drew.

zeugma \ZOOG-muh\ noun : the use of a word to modify or govern two or more words usually in such a manner that it applies to each in a different sense or makes sense with only one.

Yeah, I'm bored today.
2003-12-03 03:19:46 PM  
I will purchase everyone attending their choice of Olentangy River water.
2003-12-03 03:19:47 PM  
Note from DC area farkers: If you're drunk enough, the staggering makes you a more difficult target.
2003-12-03 03:20:14 PM  
Damn, Ohio's getting pretty rough lately. The president's about to drop your precious steel tariffs, a sniper's on the loose in Columbus, Cincinatti (as usual) is on the verge of rioting, and Cleveland, well...
2003-12-03 03:20:28 PM  
Columbus, GA sucks.
2003-12-03 03:22:50 PM  
And who is this underage girl you invited bubbaprog? Shame on you!
2003-12-03 03:26:12 PM  
Hey bubba, get ahold of me with your full details of where this is gonna be, i'm still not sure if I'm gonna make it. Talk to calisa and get my screen name on yahoomessenger.
2003-12-03 03:28:43 PM  
WOOT ! I Live IN Columbus (Mississippi) This Is Ohio Right? Nothing Ever happens In Mississippi...... LOL
2003-12-03 03:29:16 PM  
And who is this underage girl you invited bubbaprog? Shame on you!

For not inviting enough to share.
2003-12-03 03:33:27 PM  
what do people do at a Fark party anyway? talk about usernames?

and when are we going to have a Dallas fark party? WHEN?
2003-12-03 03:36:57 PM  
When was the last one, Nov 22 after OSU was going to beat UM. Guess that didn't quiet work out now did it.

2003-12-03 03:39:49 PM  
what do people do at a Fark party anyway? talk about usernames?

I was told to drink, heavily, and the rest will fall into place.
2003-12-03 03:40:35 PM  
Didn't the original announcement refer to hilarity that was to have ensued in Ann Arbor?

Have fun kids, and remember: you can't spell "Citrus Bowl" without O-S-U.


There's so mmuch worng with your post I don't even know where to begin.

1. There is no "Citrus Bowl" any more.
2. OSU will be playing in the Orange Bowl
3. Michigan Sucks... even more than Duke.
2003-12-03 03:48:30 PM  
once Ohio passes the CCW bill it will all even out...
2003-12-03 04:18:54 PM  
2003-12-03 04:21:53 PM  
2003-12-03 04:22:23 PM  
what do people do at a Fark party anyway?

Well, at the last Fark party I went to, I ended up swapping shirts with one of the farkettes...this time I'm going for pants.

they might let you into the museum if we go there...unless there's a bar attached, then you'd be SOL
2003-12-03 04:28:29 PM  
Michigan sucks, if by sucks you mean kicked Ohio St.'s ass.

Roses are Red
Michigan Wears Blue
Who's going to Pasadena?
Not OSU!
2003-12-03 04:53:33 PM  
All you Michigan farkers are invited, of course.

Our football team doesn't always kick ass, but we always do.
2003-12-03 05:07:18 PM  
I first read this as a Columbus DAY Fark Party, and I was thinking, "Hmmm...they're 2 months late."
2003-12-03 05:16:14 PM  
syberpud :

that was really quite funny. Thanks for the laugh.

2003-12-03 05:34:13 PM  
Will you be serving DUCK! ?
2003-12-03 05:41:33 PM  
and when are we going to have a Dallas fark party? WHEN?

already happened, you missed it.
2003-12-03 05:50:21 PM  
I'll be in Columbus that day. Cept I'll be there for the College Cup. :D
2003-12-03 05:59:25 PM  
[image from too old to be available]

So that's a fark party? Does the fun ever start?
2003-12-03 06:00:52 PM  
guess my shameful return to columbus may yet have some positive results... doubtful, but no reason to wholly abandon optimism. maybe i'll see some of you there... if you're lucky! no.
2003-12-03 06:01:28 PM  
Well, you're welcome to join us at any time over the weekend, AlexiLalasFan. The more the merrier.
2003-12-03 06:18:34 PM  
Marlon_Wayans_Is_Dead: Clearly the party starts when you go online and insult people you've never met because they've managed to leave their parents' basement in the past year. Clearly.
2003-12-03 06:22:43 PM  
Fark OSU!

How was that party after the Michigan game??

ha ha
2003-12-03 06:27:37 PM  
Should I go? I dont know anyone on here but I have been reading fark for a looooong time...hmmm.
2003-12-03 06:33:54 PM  
Your Search: Columbus

1. Columbus, Ohio, United States
2. Columbus, Montana, United States
3. Columbus, Kentucky, United States
4. Columbus, Kansas, United States
5. Columbus, Indiana, United States
6. Columbus, Arkansas, United States
7. Columbus, Mississippi, United States
8. Columbus, Michigan, United States

Nice headline, dumb@ss
2003-12-03 06:41:12 PM  
(Sung to the 5th-grade-level Michigan fight song)

Hail to the mother farkers!
Hail to the big cock suckers!
Hail! Hail to Michigan:
The cesspool of the west!

Hail to the fornicators!
Hail to the masturbators!
Hail! Hail to Michigan:
The cesspool of the west!
2003-12-03 06:44:06 PM  
Yutz: ?

Buckeyes forced to wait on bowl bid
Destination unclear; berth in BCS bowl a remote possibility

OK, so Ohio State's not going to the Sugar Bowl. Beyond that, little is certain regarding its bowl picture.

There are five bowls for which the Buckeyes potentially could be picked. If OSU (10-2) doesn't get a BCS bowl, it is likely bound for one of the other Jan. 1 Big Ten tie-ins: the Capital One Citrus Bowl in Orlando, Fla., or the Outback Bowl in Tampa, Fla.

The Fiesta and Orange Bowls are expected to look at OSU as a potential at-large team. The Rose Bowl could do the same only if Michigan finishes first or second in the BCS and goes to the Sugar Bowl.

...and Bubba, the original announcement of this gathering made a bold, if naive prediction that you-all would be celebrating one of your rare successes against that school up north.

Finally, just for good measure,

[image from too old to be available]
2003-12-03 06:46:11 PM  
Oh, I know, Cardinal. And here's the real shocker: I'm a Michigan fan. I moved here from Ann Arbor. Hahaha.

Okay, I'm not really a Michigan fan, but as an Ohio alumnus, my hatred for Ohio State is immeasurable.

I wrote the headline to draw attention. It worked. As did today's. Hee.
2003-12-03 07:06:09 PM  
Oh. Good. Go Blue. But you may have just pooped your party.

Tiiim, I've never understood the humor in that parody. 'Splain to me, please: what do you have against fornication? Is it that it remains out-of-reach?
2003-12-03 07:48:13 PM  

Chelsey, I didn't know you were a farker. Aren't you a bit young for the NSFW stuff?
2003-12-03 09:34:51 PM  

two n's one t dumbazz

2003-12-03 09:57:32 PM  
themeatball -> my Columbus is the only one currently getting shot.

-- Columbus, OH
2003-12-04 12:00:45 AM  
I dropped out of college, my first semester now, after only 3 weeks. Since then I have played it off to my mom and I feel like shiat. Somebody kill me.

/oops, this isnt

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