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(NYPost)   Granddaughter of Warner Bros. co-founder thinks the world is ready for Casablanca II: Electric Boogaloo   (nypost.com) divider line 6
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2012-11-05 08:21:32 AM  
4 votes:
She'll regret this sequel. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of her life.
2012-11-05 10:26:10 AM  
2 votes:
Sam moves to Kenya and later is son becomes President of the United States.
2012-11-05 09:22:13 AM  
1 votes:
"Here's looking at you, kid."

WHOMP WHOMP WHOMP WHOMP WHOMP...

*Dubstep dance number!*
2012-11-05 07:50:41 AM  
1 votes:
I see explosions and the latest CG SFX!

I see hot, edgy actors...Gratuitously shirtless Taylor Lautner as Rick! Mila Kunis as a Ilsa! Steve Buscemi as Ugarte! Sam...Sam...we need a Sam...how about Chris Rock as the wisecracking piano player? He's big money, so get Chris Tucker for half the price cuz nobody can tell the difference...So we make him Taylor Lautner's sidekick as they crisscross north Africa trying to rescue Mila from the Japanese... I see romantic comedy... I see David Bowie in a cameo as Rommel... 

hello? where did everyone go? anyone...anyone...Hey! Ben Stein could be Rommel...!
2012-11-05 05:20:29 AM  
1 votes:
Dear Cass Warner,
The original movie was almost as perfect a story as you could hope for. Numerous attempts have been made to recapture the magic of it, and all have fallen flat. I respect members of your family for not only Casablanca, but all of the wonderful animated shorts that to this day cheer me when I am down.
So, for simply stating this idea aloud and within earshot of a Hollywood system that would allow a sequel to The Sting (*shudder*), I ask you, with the greatest respect and with the purest of intentions, to please die.

Thank you for your time on this matter.

Yours,
Lon Mead
2012-11-05 04:34:57 AM  
1 votes:
Maybe even "Gone With The Wind 2: I Still Don't Give A Damn"
 
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