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(Daily Mail)   Smoking hot 29-year-old 'professional cuddler' makes $260 a day taking naps with strangers (w/pics)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 121
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2012-11-04 06:57:02 PM  
Smoking hot? Not.
 
2012-11-04 07:00:50 PM  

crypticsatellite: Smoking hot? Not.


Well...she's "smoking hot" if you're the sort who has to pay women to touch you, I guess.
 
2012-11-04 07:05:23 PM  

St_Francis_P: crypticsatellite: Smoking hot? Not.

Well...she's "smoking hot" if you're the sort who has to pay women to touch you, I guess.


Good point.
 
2012-11-04 07:09:01 PM  

crypticsatellite: St_Francis_P: crypticsatellite: Smoking hot? Not.

Well...she's "smoking hot" if you're the sort who has to pay women to touch you, I guess.

Good point.


Jesus, I'm in the wrong business.
 
2012-11-04 07:10:15 PM  
I think she's attractive enough, but I can't fathom shelling out money for something like this. I think I'd sooner just hand a wad of cash to a random person, if I wanted to part with it so badly.
 
2012-11-04 07:19:42 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: crypticsatellite: St_Francis_P: crypticsatellite: Smoking hot? Not.

Well...she's "smoking hot" if you're the sort who has to pay women to touch you, I guess.

Good point.

Jesus, I'm in the wrong business.


You could get that money offering your food porn to lonely, hungry men!
 
2012-11-04 07:20:24 PM  
She looks like she has one of those Pillsbury bodies, where when you poke her shoulder it goes all the way down to the bone and leaves a bruise afterward.

/NTTAWWT
 
2012-11-04 07:23:42 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: She looks like she has one of those Pillsbury bodies, where when you poke her shoulder it goes all the way down to the bone and leaves a bruise afterward.

/NTTAWWT


That probably makes her more cuddly. Professional Cuddling isn't one of the more strenuous careers.
 
2012-11-04 07:34:06 PM  

crypticsatellite: Benevolent Misanthrope: crypticsatellite: St_Francis_P: crypticsatellite: Smoking hot? Not.

Well...she's "smoking hot" if you're the sort who has to pay women to touch you, I guess.

Good point.

Jesus, I'm in the wrong business.

You could get that money offering your food porn to lonely, hungry men!


I wonder if I could make even better money cooking for them and then cuddling in front of whatever non-porn thing they want to watch on TV...
 
2012-11-04 07:35:16 PM  
makes $260 a day

Charging $60 an hour...OK (and I though I sucked at math).

Not a bad way to make a living, if you don't mind getting that close to total strangers.
 
2012-11-04 07:35:50 PM  
considering the other "smoking hot" women in Daily Mail links, she's absolutely gorgeous!
 
2012-11-04 07:35:56 PM  
though

Oops...I meant "thought"

/doesn't usually suck at spelling
 
2012-11-04 07:47:09 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: crypticsatellite: Benevolent Misanthrope: crypticsatellite: St_Francis_P: crypticsatellite: Smoking hot? Not.

Well...she's "smoking hot" if you're the sort who has to pay women to touch you, I guess.

Good point.

Jesus, I'm in the wrong business.

You could get that money offering your food porn to lonely, hungry men!

I wonder if I could make even better money cooking for them and then cuddling in front of whatever non-porn thing they want to watch on TV...


You'd be rich in no time!
 
2012-11-04 07:50:52 PM  

crypticsatellite: Benevolent Misanthrope: crypticsatellite: Benevolent Misanthrope: crypticsatellite: St_Francis_P: crypticsatellite: Smoking hot? Not.

Well...she's "smoking hot" if you're the sort who has to pay women to touch you, I guess.

Good point.

Jesus, I'm in the wrong business.

You could get that money offering your food porn to lonely, hungry men!

I wonder if I could make even better money cooking for them and then cuddling in front of whatever non-porn thing they want to watch on TV...

You'd be rich in no time!


Problem being, I'm not smoking hot. I am cuddly, though...
 
2012-11-04 07:58:42 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: crypticsatellite: Benevolent Misanthrope: crypticsatellite: Benevolent Misanthrope: crypticsatellite: St_Francis_P: crypticsatellite: Smoking hot? Not.

Well...she's "smoking hot" if you're the sort who has to pay women to touch you, I guess.

Good point.

Jesus, I'm in the wrong business.

You could get that money offering your food porn to lonely, hungry men!

I wonder if I could make even better money cooking for them and then cuddling in front of whatever non-porn thing they want to watch on TV...

You'd be rich in no time!

Problem being, I'm not smoking hot. I am cuddly, though...


I've never seen a pic of you, but have seen your food...I think you're good! ;)
 
2012-11-04 08:04:15 PM  
She's not unattractive.
 
2012-11-04 08:13:00 PM  
Cooties!
 
2012-11-04 08:13:36 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: crypticsatellite: St_Francis_P: crypticsatellite: Smoking hot? Not.

Well...she's "smoking hot" if you're the sort who has to pay women to touch you, I guess.

Good point.

Jesus, I'm in the wrong business.


I suppose I could say that I have been a professional cuddler.

I've been paid to sleep with women. Just *sleep* I'm apparently a quiet, comfortable, and warm sleeper.

I've volunteered to "sleep with" a few of my female friends who were coming off bad or abusive relationships, who had a tendency to forgive the assholes in their life out of fear of being/sleeping alone. (Or maybe not "fear.. but lack of being able to sleep alone)

If I'm gonna be "friend zoned" anyway, I might as well be useful, ya know?

Besides, I hate sleeping alone too.

Don't think I would pay someone to sleep next to me, but I can see where there could be times that it would be better to pay someone to be there as a "bedwarmer" if it kept me from doing something I knew I would regret later.
 
2012-11-04 08:29:18 PM  

Lorelle: though

Oops...I meant "thought"

/doesn't usually suck at spelling


The spellchecker said it was just fine
 
2012-11-04 08:30:14 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: I wonder if I could make even better money cooking for them and then cuddling in front of whatever non-porn thing they want to watch on TV...


I think that's called marriage.

; )
 
2012-11-04 08:30:54 PM  
What happens when your giant erection jumps out of your Thundercats pjs? Does she cuddle that too?
 
2012-11-04 08:36:27 PM  

NewportBarGuy: What happens when your giant erection jumps out of your Thundercats pjs? Does she cuddle that too?


Also, can I work the head of my cock between her buttcheeks for $300?
 
2012-11-04 08:37:36 PM  
I'd spoon that.
 
2012-11-04 08:39:12 PM  

Tr0mBoNe: I'd spoon that.


goodcomics.comicbookresources.com
 
2012-11-04 08:43:24 PM  
Ahh, clever subby. The "I'll call her smoking hot and everybody will think she's a hosebeast or actually smoking hot but really she's neither" troll headline. Well done.

He even said he would continue to see her while in a relationship.

'There's no cheating element, it's not immoral,' he said.


Yeah, good luck with that.
 
2012-11-04 09:22:37 PM  
Cuddling is nice for about five minutes, and that's it, and I'm a lady.
 
2012-11-04 09:36:31 PM  
Good lord what a boring job that would be.
 
2012-11-04 10:04:09 PM  

quickdraw: Good lord what a boring job that would be.


That's a lot of money to lay around the house all day.
 
2012-11-04 10:16:06 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: crypticsatellite: Benevolent Misanthrope: crypticsatellite: Benevolent Misanthrope: crypticsatellite: St_Francis_P: crypticsatellite: Smoking hot? Not.

Well...she's "smoking hot" if you're the sort who has to pay women to touch you, I guess.

Good point.

Jesus, I'm in the wrong business.

You could get that money offering your food porn to lonely, hungry men!

I wonder if I could make even better money cooking for them and then cuddling in front of whatever non-porn thing they want to watch on TV...

You'd be rich in no time!

Problem being, I'm not smoking hot. I am cuddly, though...


Cuddling and nurturing seem to be lost art forms and therapeutic as well. She isn't smoking hot but she is cute and apparently is comforting. Some real life prostitutes say that some of their clients just want to talk or have some attention.
She should charge more.
 
2012-11-04 10:25:25 PM  

AbbeySomeone: She should charge more.


Only if she plans on opening a franchise and becoming a job-creator.
 
2012-11-04 10:33:08 PM  
I make over $400 a day, at a real job.
 
2012-11-04 10:34:13 PM  

Amos Quito: Cooties!


The only known cure for cooties is to giver her a daily injection
 
2012-11-04 10:34:24 PM  

crypticsatellite: Smoking hot? Not.


She looks absolutely adorable in the third shot, the one on the couch.

But didn't we have this article and this thread a month or two back?
 
2012-11-04 10:34:52 PM  
Is this a different chick from the greenlit article just a few months ago?
 
2012-11-04 10:35:00 PM  
I think subby needs to reevaluate his/her definition of "smoking hot."
 
2012-11-04 10:36:07 PM  
Relatively Obscure: I think she's attractive enough, but I can't fathom shelling out money for something like this. I think I'd sooner just hand a wad of cash to a random person, if I wanted to part with it so badly.

Pretty much THIS.
 
2012-11-04 10:37:07 PM  
She can make $260 a day and cuddles with up blows up to 30 men a week - including pensioners and war veterans.

/FTFH
 
2012-11-04 10:37:37 PM  

coco ebert: Cuddling is nice for about five minutes, and that's it, and I'm a lady.


As a mature, manly 31 year old, I've come to realize that many men like cuddling more than women. It's a weird little reversal of the stereotypical roles of the sexes
 
2012-11-04 10:37:43 PM  
FTFA: Her apprentice has yet to take on a client by herself but has joined Jackie on two occasions in what they have termed a 'double cuddle'.

cdn2.screenjunkies.com
 
2012-11-04 10:38:06 PM  

MemeSlave: I make over $400 a day, at a real job.


And probably pay a professional cuddler for 26 minutes of that day.
 
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2012-11-04 10:38:22 PM  
i wonder if she would allow me to have sex with a hooker then cuddle with her?
 
2012-11-04 10:39:14 PM  
I've seen this movie.
 
2012-11-04 10:41:02 PM  

MemeSlave: I make over $400 a day, at a real job.


Same here except for the real job thing. I just run around buying things for a living and get someone else to do the storage and customer service.
 
2012-11-04 10:41:33 PM  
I'd spoon that.
 
2012-11-04 10:41:43 PM  
Imma make this biatch my bottom biatch
 
GBB
2012-11-04 10:42:29 PM  

Lorelle: makes $260 a day

Charging $60 an hour...OK (and I though I sucked at math).


In the article, they converted Euros to USD, but didn't convert GB Hours to US Hours.
 
2012-11-04 10:42:53 PM  

wildcardjack: MemeSlave: I make over $400 a day, at a real job.

Same here except for the real job thing. I just run around buying things for a living and get someone else to do the storage and customer service.


Being chronically under/unemployed for the last 5 or so years... I'd cuddle with homeless folks for $400 a week at this point.
 
2012-11-04 10:42:56 PM  

coco ebert: Cuddling is nice for about five minutes, and that's it, and I'm a lady.


...hence the market for her services.
 
2012-11-04 10:43:26 PM  
Does she do prorated work? I'd let her earn her 80+ cents, but then I'd want to actually get some sleep.
 
2012-11-04 10:44:34 PM  
I'm a manly 32 year old red blooded American male and I enjoy cuddling after the sex as much as the sex.



/Now if I could get my woman to perform oral I would be happy
 
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