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(Miami Herald)   Getting men to buy you overpriced alcohol in tacky nightclubs can get you thrown in jail, Farkette's   (miamiherald.com) divider line 23
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2012-11-04 06:39:13 PM  
11 votes:

GAT_00: SoothinglyDeranged: "...where they cunningly fleeced customers."

Oh give me a break. There was nothing cunning about it, nor were these men fleeced. They were rich idiots who were more than happy to throw all their money at these women for what was likely no more than a desperate hope for sex. However, now people are finding out so of course they regret it. These guys hate getting caught looking this desperate and retarded.

Ah yes, when a woman is drunk and sleeps with a man, the guy raped her. But when a man is drunk and a woman takes advantage of him, it's the man's fault. Makes total sense.


He was probably dressed like a slut.
Ni!
2012-11-04 07:57:18 PM  
6 votes:
DON'T FARKING APOSTROPHIZE A PLURAL YOU SYPHILITIC SON OF A WHORE.
2012-11-04 07:53:47 PM  
4 votes:
I predict this thread will attract lots of Nice Guys®.
2012-11-04 07:51:40 PM  
4 votes:

Marcus Aurelius: Farkette's...... ?


I think it's a syndrome of some sort
2012-11-04 07:56:11 PM  
3 votes:
Spot the rich guy
www.thatswhyyouremyex.com
2012-11-04 06:05:37 PM  
3 votes:
img.photobucket.com
2012-11-04 08:53:06 PM  
2 votes:
All I know is that that apostrophe raped the headline.
2012-11-04 08:42:54 PM  
2 votes:
Try this line and see if she'll buy you a drink:

My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.
2012-11-04 07:49:31 PM  
2 votes:

Marcus Aurelius: Farkette's...... ?


Cavernous......
2012-11-04 07:48:38 PM  
2 votes:
It's only theft if you don't put out.
2012-11-04 06:50:36 PM  
2 votes:
Get me thrown in a Farkette's what?
2012-11-04 08:57:47 PM  
1 votes:

Apos: doyner: All I know is that that apostrophe raped the headline.

Ahhh...But is it a legitimate rape?


Considering that the headline was probably drunk and asking for it, I guess not.
2012-11-04 08:45:33 PM  
1 votes:
This story reads like it should be downloadable content for GTA4.
2012-11-04 08:44:15 PM  
1 votes:

Phony_Soldier: Try this line and see if she'll buy you a drink:

My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.


I would buy you a bag of peanut M&Ms and a Mountain Dew.
2012-11-04 08:32:52 PM  
1 votes:

oukewldave: My fellow males are retarded. My female friends are married and when we go out (with their husbands), their job is to flirt with guys who actually buy us all drinks. They like to harmlessly flirt with other guys and we like free drinks. Works out for everyone, except the idiot guys who actually bought the drinks. Did you actually think these two women with wedding rings on and with three other guys are going to go home with you? lol.


What kind of 'man' allows his woman to flirt with other dudes just so the other dudes buy everyone drinks?
That shiat is gay on the one hand, and pussy on the other.
Be a Man. Buy your own damn drinks and stop fantasizing about being cuckolded.
2012-11-04 08:32:35 PM  
1 votes:
Bah, musicians have been doing something similar since the beginning of time too, you play a gig at a bar and some yokel decides instead of tossing a few bucks in the tip case that he/she is going to buy us a round (why I will never know) so we make a deal with the barkeep, he charges the yokel for a top shelf drink and serves us coke/tea/water, at the end of the night barkeep keeps a cut for his bother and gives us the rest to split.
2012-11-04 08:28:10 PM  
1 votes:

CapeFearCadaver: Trance354: //...something something tall, skinny, big hands and big feet means a guy has ... something something

You had me...

///don't drink, anyway; waste of money. If you need a social lubricant, you aren't doing it right

Aaaand then you lost me.


well, if the size thing gets you, you should read MacBeth. Lot of alcohol related humor there, and the gatekeeper has it right when he pontificates about sex and alcohol.

/why would I give up the ghost ... of the story ... pun intended
//go read it and stay off wikipedia.
2012-11-04 08:17:09 PM  
1 votes:

Trance354: //...something something tall, skinny, big hands and big feet means a guy has ... something something


You had me...

///don't drink, anyway; waste of money. If you need a social lubricant, you aren't doing it right

Aaaand then you lost me.
2012-11-04 08:14:20 PM  
1 votes:
Smeggy Smurf: The last time a broad slinked up to me and asked if I'd buy her a drink I told her "I'm not supporting anything I'm not farking."

last time I went to a bar, some chick tried to buy me a drink, to which I replied, "Not for all the tea in china. Now, I have a pool game to win." She was appropriately shocked, but she was also 250+ pounds, which means that at that time, she was a whopping 100 pounds heavier than me. She had also fallen out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. The impact of her hitting the ground felled the tree, which promptly landed on her.

/that bad, yes
//...something something tall, skinny, big hands and big feet means a guy has ... something something
///don't drink, anyway; waste of money. If you need a social lubricant, you aren't doing it right
2012-11-04 08:12:13 PM  
1 votes:
You want a drink? I've got a full bar back at my place.
2012-11-04 08:01:47 PM  
1 votes:
www.cracksmokingshirts.com
2012-11-04 07:59:55 PM  
1 votes:
The last time a broad slinked up to me and asked if I'd buy her a drink I told her "I'm not supporting anything I'm not farking."

You either get laid or don't waste your money on a biatch. You can't lose.
2012-11-04 07:22:36 PM  
1 votes:
Farkette's...... ?
 
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