GAT_00: SoothinglyDeranged: "...where they cunningly fleeced customers."Oh give me a break. There was nothing cunning about it, nor were these men fleeced. They were rich idiots who were more than happy to throw all their money at these women for what was likely no more than a desperate hope for sex. However, now people are finding out so of course they regret it. These guys hate getting caught looking this desperate and retarded.Ah yes, when a woman is drunk and sleeps with a man, the guy raped her. But when a man is drunk and a woman takes advantage of him, it's the man's fault. Makes total sense.
Marcus Aurelius: Farkette's...... ?
Apos: doyner: All I know is that that apostrophe raped the headline.Ahhh...But is it a legitimate rape?
Phony_Soldier: Try this line and see if she'll buy you a drink:My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.
oukewldave: My fellow males are retarded. My female friends are married and when we go out (with their husbands), their job is to flirt with guys who actually buy us all drinks. They like to harmlessly flirt with other guys and we like free drinks. Works out for everyone, except the idiot guys who actually bought the drinks. Did you actually think these two women with wedding rings on and with three other guys are going to go home with you? lol.
CapeFearCadaver: Trance354: //...something something tall, skinny, big hands and big feet means a guy has ... something somethingYou had me...///don't drink, anyway; waste of money. If you need a social lubricant, you aren't doing it rightAaaand then you lost me.
Trance354: //...something something tall, skinny, big hands and big feet means a guy has ... something something
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