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2012-11-04 07:57:18 PM
7 votes:
DON'T FARKING APOSTROPHIZE A PLURAL YOU SYPHILITIC SON OF A WHORE.
2012-11-04 07:59:55 PM
5 votes:
The last time a broad slinked up to me and asked if I'd buy her a drink I told her "I'm not supporting anything I'm not farking."

You either get laid or don't waste your money on a biatch. You can't lose.
2012-11-04 06:18:46 PM
5 votes:
"...where they cunningly fleeced customers."

Oh give me a break. There was nothing cunning about it, nor were these men fleeced. They were rich idiots who were more than happy to throw all their money at these women for what was likely no more than a desperate hope for sex. However, now people are finding out so of course they regret it. These guys hate getting caught looking this desperate and retarded.
2012-11-04 08:32:35 PM
3 votes:
Bah, musicians have been doing something similar since the beginning of time too, you play a gig at a bar and some yokel decides instead of tossing a few bucks in the tip case that he/she is going to buy us a round (why I will never know) so we make a deal with the barkeep, he charges the yokel for a top shelf drink and serves us coke/tea/water, at the end of the night barkeep keeps a cut for his bother and gives us the rest to split.
2012-11-04 07:59:16 PM
3 votes:

GAT_00: SoothinglyDeranged: "...where they cunningly fleeced customers."

Oh give me a break. There was nothing cunning about it, nor were these men fleeced. They were rich idiots who were more than happy to throw all their money at these women for what was likely no more than a desperate hope for sex. However, now people are finding out so of course they regret it. These guys hate getting caught looking this desperate and retarded.

Ah yes, when a woman is drunk and sleeps with a man, the guy raped her. But when a man is drunk and a woman takes advantage of him, it's the man's fault. Makes total sense.


Your analogy would be accurate if the women were being charged with rape. However, what happened here is not rape. What happened here is that the men got sloppy drunk and then paid exorbitant amounts of money for cheap booze and overpriced fish eggs and bad lap dances, hoping beyond hope that some butt-ugly women would somehow find them attractive enough to sleep with them. Which is pathetic and sad, but is hardly in the same category as a predator getting a victim drunk so he can take sexual advantage of them.

If you are so desperate that you have to spend lots of money so a stripper will f*ck you, then you deserve to be taken to the cleaners and I will not feel sorry for you.
2012-11-04 07:22:36 PM
3 votes:
Farkette's...... ?
2012-11-04 06:50:36 PM
3 votes:
Get me thrown in a Farkette's what?
2012-11-04 08:32:52 PM
2 votes:

oukewldave: My fellow males are retarded. My female friends are married and when we go out (with their husbands), their job is to flirt with guys who actually buy us all drinks. They like to harmlessly flirt with other guys and we like free drinks. Works out for everyone, except the idiot guys who actually bought the drinks. Did you actually think these two women with wedding rings on and with three other guys are going to go home with you? lol.


What kind of 'man' allows his woman to flirt with other dudes just so the other dudes buy everyone drinks?
That shiat is gay on the one hand, and pussy on the other.
Be a Man. Buy your own damn drinks and stop fantasizing about being cuckolded.
2012-11-04 08:30:31 PM
2 votes:

oukewldave: My fellow males are retarded. My female friends are married and when we go out (with their husbands), their job is to flirt with guys who actually buy us all drinks. They like to harmlessly flirt with other guys and we like free drinks. Works out for everyone, except the idiot guys who actually bought the drinks. Did you actually think these two women with wedding rings on and with three other guys are going to go home with you? lol.



I'll buy a round of drinks for the company and the conversation, not every guy who physically is inside a bar is trying to fark someone, and yes if you wife wants to dance, drink and flirt for a night I'll buy her and you a round I still won't fark her.
2012-11-04 08:25:18 PM
2 votes:

oukewldave: My fellow males are retarded. My female friends are married and when we go out (with their husbands), their job is to flirt with guys who actually buy us all drinks. They like to harmlessly flirt with other guys and we like free drinks. Works out for everyone, except the idiot guys who actually bought the drinks. Did you actually think these two women with wedding rings on and with three other guys are going to go home with you? lol.


Not saying it's right... but there is an ass-kicking in your future.
2012-11-04 08:12:22 PM
2 votes:

Gyrfalcon: GAT_00: SoothinglyDeranged: "...where they cunningly fleeced customers."

Oh give me a break. There was nothing cunning about it, nor were these men fleeced. They were rich idiots who were more than happy to throw all their money at these women for what was likely no more than a desperate hope for sex. However, now people are finding out so of course they regret it. These guys hate getting caught looking this desperate and retarded.

Ah yes, when a woman is drunk and sleeps with a man, the guy raped her. But when a man is drunk and a woman takes advantage of him, it's the man's fault. Makes total sense.

Your analogy would be accurate if the women were being charged with rape. However, what happened here is not rape. What happened here is that the men got sloppy drunk and then paid exorbitant amounts of money for cheap booze and overpriced fish eggs and bad lap dances, hoping beyond hope that some butt-ugly women would somehow find them attractive enough to sleep with them. Which is pathetic and sad, but is hardly in the same category as a predator getting a victim drunk so he can take sexual advantage of them.

If you are so desperate that you have to spend lots of money so a stripper will f*ck you, then you deserve to be taken to the cleaners and I will not feel sorry for you.


Take away rape and say 'take advantage of' for both, which is absolutely true, and say that again.
2012-11-04 08:11:42 PM
2 votes:
He was so fleeced the first night he came back the second.
2012-11-05 11:48:40 AM
1 votes:
So, what I've taken from this is that:

1. Spiking the guy's drink was wrong.
2. Charging him prices for drinks that he wasn't aware of was wrong.
3. Allowing him to drink himself over the legal limit was wrong.

I'm assuming the above are illegal in most cases (please correct me if I'm wrong here lawyers).

So, would just hiring some hot chicks to flirt with guys and get them to buy drinks be illegal? I ask because I thought of this idea a while back when deciding whether or not to open a bar. I felt it was immoral, but not illegal. Is there anything illegal about it, or just immoral?

Considering this is the technique used in many strip clubs in Houston, I figured it had to be legal.

/not planning on doing it (as I determined by my standards it was immoral), just curious at this point.
2012-11-05 10:50:11 AM
1 votes:
liam76: So a a predator getting a victim drunk so he can take sexual advantage, is completely different thana group of predators getting a victim drunk so they can take finnancial advantage?

I would like to coin a new phrase.


... Fiscal rape.
2012-11-05 10:34:13 AM
1 votes:
I've scored by buying women drinks. Also scored by not buying them drinks.

/be attractive
//don't be unattractive
2012-11-05 12:48:54 AM
1 votes:
Strip clubs in Soho are notorious for this. Vastly overpriced drinks, women working there asking men to buy them drinks and enormous bouncers at the door to force the poor idiots to pay the colossal bill they didn't expect.
2012-11-04 09:55:07 PM
1 votes:

ZombiesYall: I read the article and I don't think it's clear on what illegal thing has happened here. A grown man should know how much he can drink before he becomes blacked out and spends over 40k. It's not as if they drugged the guy. Is it now illegal to lead someone on? I don't get it.


I don't think you read the article. There was a little part that mentioned how they would dose the guy's beers with vodka to get them a little more hammered. That will mess up anyone's beer math.
2012-11-04 09:44:58 PM
1 votes:

ZombiesYall: I read the article and I don't think it's clear on what illegal thing has happened here. A grown man should know how much he can drink before he becomes blacked out and spends over 40k. It's not as if they drugged the guy. Is it now illegal to lead someone on? I don't get it.


IANAL but I believe bars are supposed to stop serving you once you are clearly drunk (obviously not a rule/law that is followed widely, but it's on the books most places).

If he went beyond drunk to blackout status and they kept on serving, or at least charging, there could be some liability there.
2012-11-04 09:41:39 PM
1 votes:
I read the article and I don't think it's clear on what illegal thing has happened here. A grown man should know how much he can drink before he becomes blacked out and spends over 40k. It's not as if they drugged the guy. Is it now illegal to lead someone on? I don't get it.
2012-11-04 09:15:43 PM
1 votes:

Lunaville: (Hello, I'm trying hard not to use you. Why would you be offended?)


That's because you, in one fail swoop, dislodged their perceived-future upper-hand. The types of guys, and gals who pushfully ask, without your true acceptance are only looking for prey.

I might have stated this with a very broad brush.
2012-11-04 09:10:03 PM
1 votes:
Picking up women in bars is best enjoyed as a Zen exercise. Give up desire and enjoy the moment. Buy people drinks, laugh and make merry. Then if you go home alone, as one does most of the time, you still had fun.
2012-11-04 09:07:12 PM
1 votes:

CapeFearCadaver: Lunaville: Smeggy Smurf: The last time a broad slinked up to me and asked if I'd buy her a drink I told her

People actually do that? I can not imagine asking someone to buy something for me. How do you come up to a perfect stranger and say "Buy me a drink. Buy me a burger." ? That's crazy.

Agreed. Even the times someone's come up and asked to buy me a drink I turn them down. "I've got this; thanks, though"... then they look at me like I'm crazy because I'm looking at them like they're crazy. I don't know you! If I were to accept a drink I might actually have to converse with you...

If I'm out with someone, of course. But I generally get a couple rounds as well.


I know, I haven't been to a bar in decades, but I rarely accepted drinks from people I didn't know. Usually, it just seemed wrong. I did try to be nice. I generally would say something like "You don't have to buy me a drink to talk to me." Sometimes the person would sit down. Sometimes the individual got offended. I never understood that. (Hello, I'm trying hard not to use you. Why would you be offended?) But I never asked anyone to buy me a drink and I never witnessed any of my friends asking anyone to buy them a drink. That's just over the top pushy and rude.
2012-11-04 09:04:53 PM
1 votes:

oukewldave: My fellow males are retarded. My female friends are married and when we go out (with their husbands), their job is to flirt with guys who actually buy us all drinks. They like to harmlessly flirt with other guys and we like free drinks. Works out for everyone, except the idiot guys who actually bought the drinks. Did you actually think these two women with wedding rings on and with three other guys are going to go home with you? lol.


Your husbands seem really classy.
2012-11-04 09:03:10 PM
1 votes:

Radioactive Ass: They aren't bad rules when you're just looking to get a little action


They sound like they were written by a bitter schmuck who's had abstinence forced on him throughout his life.
2012-11-04 08:50:12 PM
1 votes:

GAT_00: Gyrfalcon: GAT_00: SoothinglyDeranged: "...where they cunningly fleeced customers."

Oh give me a break. There was nothing cunning about it, nor were these men fleeced. They were rich idiots who were more than happy to throw all their money at these women for what was likely no more than a desperate hope for sex. However, now people are finding out so of course they regret it. These guys hate getting caught looking this desperate and retarded.

Ah yes, when a woman is drunk and sleeps with a man, the guy raped her. But when a man is drunk and a woman takes advantage of him, it's the man's fault. Makes total sense.

Your analogy would be accurate if the women were being charged with rape. However, what happened here is not rape. What happened here is that the men got sloppy drunk and then paid exorbitant amounts of money for cheap booze and overpriced fish eggs and bad lap dances, hoping beyond hope that some butt-ugly women would somehow find them attractive enough to sleep with them. Which is pathetic and sad, but is hardly in the same category as a predator getting a victim drunk so he can take sexual advantage of them.

If you are so desperate that you have to spend lots of money so a stripper will f*ck you, then you deserve to be taken to the cleaners and I will not feel sorry for you.

Take away rape and say 'take advantage of' for both, which is absolutely true, and say that again.


OK, but you're talking about two different things in an effort to stir up trouble, which is both unlike and unworthy of you. "Taking advantage of someone" is not the same as raping them, regardless of whether they are a man or a woman. And my comment to both still stands.

If a woman is drunk, and sleeps with a man, because she's so desperate she can't get a man any other way, then he didn't "rape" her; she was stupid and that's her problem. If a man is drunk and spends his life's savings on some whore because he can't get a woman any other way, then he was stupid and that's his problem.

But that is different than if a man DELIBERATELY got his victim drunk so that he could DELIBERATELY rape her (or him) when she couldn't refuse him. Or if the whore DELIBERATELY got the man (or woman) so drunk he couldn't fight back when her pimp came into the room and jackrolled the man and stole his wallet and his car keys.

If YOU can't see any difference in the two (four?) scenarios, then you're trolling hard, or are dumber than I generally give you credit for being.
2012-11-04 08:45:33 PM
1 votes:
This story reads like it should be downloadable content for GTA4.
2012-11-04 08:44:15 PM
1 votes:

Phony_Soldier: Try this line and see if she'll buy you a drink:

My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.


I would buy you a bag of peanut M&Ms and a Mountain Dew.
2012-11-04 08:42:54 PM
1 votes:
Try this line and see if she'll buy you a drink:

My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.
2012-11-04 08:38:07 PM
1 votes:

Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin: /Leykis 101, baby.

//Learn it.

///Live it.

////Love it.


Well, now that we all know you're 13...
2012-11-04 08:27:20 PM
1 votes:

oukewldave: My fellow males are retarded. My female friends are married and when we go out (with their husbands), their job is to flirt with guys who actually buy us all drinks. They like to harmlessly flirt with other guys and we like free drinks. Works out for everyone, except the idiot guys who actually bought the drinks. Did you actually think these two women with wedding rings on and with three other guys are going to go home with you? lol.


This happened to me a decade ago. So embarrassing when the two women pointed to their laughing husbands after my friend and I were hussled for a good long while.

/guys under 21 don't usually look for wedding rings at dance clubs
2012-11-04 08:12:13 PM
1 votes:
You want a drink? I've got a full bar back at my place.
2012-11-04 08:02:49 PM
1 votes:

Smeggy Smurf: The last time a broad slinked up to me and asked if I'd buy her a drink I told her "I'm not supporting anything I'm not farking."


Stolen. Thank you.
2012-11-04 07:57:56 PM
1 votes:

Fuggin Bizzy: I predict this thread will attract lots of Nice Guys®.


Not me, I'm an arsehole.

I've only ever bought drinks for girls when I had no interest in getting in their pants.
2012-11-04 07:56:11 PM
1 votes:
Spot the rich guy
www.thatswhyyouremyex.com
2012-11-04 07:54:26 PM
1 votes:
Over the next two nights, he signed American Express charge slips for more than $43,000

I'm no expert on these matters, but I'm pretty sure you could get quite a number of high class hookers for that kind of money.


ThatGuyFromTheInternet: GAT_00: SoothinglyDeranged: "...where they cunningly fleeced customers."

Oh give me a break. There was nothing cunning about it, nor were these men fleeced. They were rich idiots who were more than happy to throw all their money at these women for what was likely no more than a desperate hope for sex. However, now people are finding out so of course they regret it. These guys hate getting caught looking this desperate and retarded.

Ah yes, when a woman is drunk and sleeps with a man, the guy raped her. But when a man is drunk and a woman takes advantage of him, it's the man's fault. Makes total sense.

He was probably dressed like a slut.


Shouldn't have worn that expensive watch.
2012-11-04 07:51:40 PM
1 votes:

Marcus Aurelius: Farkette's...... ?


I think it's a syndrome of some sort
2012-11-04 07:49:31 PM
1 votes:

Marcus Aurelius: Farkette's...... ?


Cavernous......
2012-11-04 06:39:13 PM
1 votes:

GAT_00: SoothinglyDeranged: "...where they cunningly fleeced customers."

Oh give me a break. There was nothing cunning about it, nor were these men fleeced. They were rich idiots who were more than happy to throw all their money at these women for what was likely no more than a desperate hope for sex. However, now people are finding out so of course they regret it. These guys hate getting caught looking this desperate and retarded.

Ah yes, when a woman is drunk and sleeps with a man, the guy raped her. But when a man is drunk and a woman takes advantage of him, it's the man's fault. Makes total sense.


He was probably dressed like a slut.
2012-11-04 06:27:21 PM
1 votes:
Women have been doing this since alcohol was invented. Men know the game, most times it is one or two drinks, if you can't tell by then you're hopeless.
 
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