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2012-11-04 08:32:52 PM  

oukewldave: My fellow males are retarded. My female friends are married and when we go out (with their husbands), their job is to flirt with guys who actually buy us all drinks. They like to harmlessly flirt with other guys and we like free drinks. Works out for everyone, except the idiot guys who actually bought the drinks. Did you actually think these two women with wedding rings on and with three other guys are going to go home with you? lol.


What kind of 'man' allows his woman to flirt with other dudes just so the other dudes buy everyone drinks?
That shiat is gay on the one hand, and pussy on the other.
Be a Man. Buy your own damn drinks and stop fantasizing about being cuckolded.
 
2012-11-04 08:34:39 PM  

Lunaville: Smeggy Smurf: The last time a broad slinked up to me and asked if I'd buy her a drink I told her

People actually do that? I can not imagine asking someone to buy something for me. How do you come up to a perfect stranger and say "Buy me a drink. Buy me a burger." ? That's crazy.


Agreed. Even the times someone's come up and asked to buy me a drink I turn them down. "I've got this; thanks, though"... then they look at me like I'm crazy because I'm looking at them like they're crazy. I don't know you! If I were to accept a drink I might actually have to converse with you...

If I'm out with someone, of course. But I generally get a couple rounds as well.
 
2012-11-04 08:35:10 PM  
Another enthralling L & O: Criminal Intent episode comes to an end. :(
 
2012-11-04 08:36:43 PM  
"...where they cunningly fleeced customers."

Approves:

static.guim.co.uk
 
2012-11-04 08:37:27 PM  
I'm having a hard time having a problem with this. It's not like rape, he wasn't forced up. He signed those slips, he ran his credit card, he bought that stupid painting. You're drunk, not comatose. Have a little damn sense and maybe don't act like an irresponsible frat boy on Spring Break and you may just wake up with some money left in your account. Lastly, if you're $100 in and don't have your hand down her panties, give the fark up already!
 
2012-11-04 08:37:34 PM  

Trance354: /why would I give up the ghost ... of the story ... pun intended


I've read Macbeth... I just like the Nephilim.

Nephilim who drink, that is.
 
2012-11-04 08:38:07 PM  

Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin: /Leykis 101, baby.

//Learn it.

///Live it.

////Love it.


Well, now that we all know you're 13...
 
2012-11-04 08:38:35 PM  

Pray 4 Mojo: CapeFearCadaver: Pray 4 Mojo: /too easy.

Maybe YOU are.

I wish. Apparently I'm exceptionally difficult.


You've heard that as well, eh?

Fistbump?
 
2012-11-04 08:39:22 PM  
Wasn't forced upon, that is.
 
2012-11-04 08:41:10 PM  

BlaqueKatt: Trance354:
//...something something tall, skinny, big hands and big feet means a guy has ... something something

Big shoes, and custom gloves?


custom shoes, actually. The XXL gloves from REI work great, and I can put in hand-warmers with the extra space on really cold days when walking to class.

/what?
 
2012-11-04 08:42:54 PM  
Try this line and see if she'll buy you a drink:

My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.
 
2012-11-04 08:44:15 PM  

Phony_Soldier: Try this line and see if she'll buy you a drink:

My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.


I would buy you a bag of peanut M&Ms and a Mountain Dew.
 
2012-11-04 08:45:33 PM  
This story reads like it should be downloadable content for GTA4.
 
2012-11-04 08:49:04 PM  

cowgirl toffee: Phony_Soldier: Try this line and see if she'll buy you a drink:

My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.

I would buy you a bag of peanut M&Ms and a Mountain Dew.


Just as I thought... The line works!

/Better than a jello shot
 
2012-11-04 08:49:07 PM  

swahnhennessy: Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin: /Leykis 101, baby.

//Learn it.

///Live it.

////Love it.

Well, now that we all know you're 13...


They aren't bad rules when you're just looking to get a little action. Not so great if you're looking for more that that though.
 
2012-11-04 08:50:12 PM  

GAT_00: Gyrfalcon: GAT_00: SoothinglyDeranged: "...where they cunningly fleeced customers."

Oh give me a break. There was nothing cunning about it, nor were these men fleeced. They were rich idiots who were more than happy to throw all their money at these women for what was likely no more than a desperate hope for sex. However, now people are finding out so of course they regret it. These guys hate getting caught looking this desperate and retarded.

Ah yes, when a woman is drunk and sleeps with a man, the guy raped her. But when a man is drunk and a woman takes advantage of him, it's the man's fault. Makes total sense.

Your analogy would be accurate if the women were being charged with rape. However, what happened here is not rape. What happened here is that the men got sloppy drunk and then paid exorbitant amounts of money for cheap booze and overpriced fish eggs and bad lap dances, hoping beyond hope that some butt-ugly women would somehow find them attractive enough to sleep with them. Which is pathetic and sad, but is hardly in the same category as a predator getting a victim drunk so he can take sexual advantage of them.

If you are so desperate that you have to spend lots of money so a stripper will f*ck you, then you deserve to be taken to the cleaners and I will not feel sorry for you.

Take away rape and say 'take advantage of' for both, which is absolutely true, and say that again.


OK, but you're talking about two different things in an effort to stir up trouble, which is both unlike and unworthy of you. "Taking advantage of someone" is not the same as raping them, regardless of whether they are a man or a woman. And my comment to both still stands.

If a woman is drunk, and sleeps with a man, because she's so desperate she can't get a man any other way, then he didn't "rape" her; she was stupid and that's her problem. If a man is drunk and spends his life's savings on some whore because he can't get a woman any other way, then he was stupid and that's his problem.

But that is different than if a man DELIBERATELY got his victim drunk so that he could DELIBERATELY rape her (or him) when she couldn't refuse him. Or if the whore DELIBERATELY got the man (or woman) so drunk he couldn't fight back when her pimp came into the room and jackrolled the man and stole his wallet and his car keys.

If YOU can't see any difference in the two (four?) scenarios, then you're trolling hard, or are dumber than I generally give you credit for being.
 
2012-11-04 08:53:06 PM  
All I know is that that apostrophe raped the headline.
 
2012-11-04 08:54:48 PM  

doyner: All I know is that that apostrophe raped the headline.


Ahhh...But is it a legitimate rape?
 
2012-11-04 08:55:51 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: Pray 4 Mojo: CapeFearCadaver: Pray 4 Mojo: /too easy.

Maybe YOU are.

I wish. Apparently I'm exceptionally difficult.

You've heard that as well, eh?

Fistbump?


Sure... fists are about all I bump nowadays.
 
2012-11-04 08:57:26 PM  

Pray 4 Mojo: CapeFearCadaver: Pray 4 Mojo: CapeFearCadaver: Pray 4 Mojo: /too easy.

Maybe YOU are.

I wish. Apparently I'm exceptionally difficult.

You've heard that as well, eh?

Fistbump?

Sure... fists are about all I bump nowadays.


Eeewwwwwww......
 
2012-11-04 08:57:32 PM  
I'm still not entirely clear how getting other men to buy me expensive drinks is gonna lead to me getting a farkette or ending up in jail.

Is it an either/or thing or an and/or thing? Cos that's important.

Maybe I'm reading that headline wrong.
 
2012-11-04 08:57:47 PM  

Apos: doyner: All I know is that that apostrophe raped the headline.

Ahhh...But is it a legitimate rape?


Considering that the headline was probably drunk and asking for it, I guess not.
 
2012-11-04 09:03:10 PM  

Radioactive Ass: They aren't bad rules when you're just looking to get a little action


They sound like they were written by a bitter schmuck who's had abstinence forced on him throughout his life.
 
2012-11-04 09:04:04 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: The last time a broad slinked up to me and asked if I'd buy her a drink I told her "I'm not supporting anything I'm not farking."

You either get laid or don't waste your money on a biatch. You can't lose.


I'm gonna use that line next time I buy cat food.
 
2012-11-04 09:04:15 PM  
The mastermind behind the "B-girl" ring

media.miamiherald.com


Dave Cummings of the 'Screw my wife please' porn series

images.adultfilmdatabase.com
 

/Coincidence?
 
2012-11-04 09:04:53 PM  

oukewldave: My fellow males are retarded. My female friends are married and when we go out (with their husbands), their job is to flirt with guys who actually buy us all drinks. They like to harmlessly flirt with other guys and we like free drinks. Works out for everyone, except the idiot guys who actually bought the drinks. Did you actually think these two women with wedding rings on and with three other guys are going to go home with you? lol.


Your husbands seem really classy.
 
2012-11-04 09:05:20 PM  

Lunaville: Smeggy Smurf: The last time a broad slinked up to me and asked if I'd buy her a drink I told her

People actually do that? I can not imagine asking someone to buy something for me. How do you come up to a perfect stranger and say "Buy me a drink. Buy me a burger." ? That's crazy.


Yes they do. She must have thought her big titties would be enough to cloud my mind. I was in the middle of my divorce and could have used a good slut but alas, she only wanted my money.
 
2012-11-04 09:06:17 PM  

Pribar: Bah, musicians have been doing something similar since the beginning of time too, you play a gig at a bar and some yokel decides instead of tossing a few bucks in the tip case that he/she is going to buy us a round (why I will never know) so we make a deal with the barkeep, he charges the yokel for a top shelf drink and serves us coke/tea/water, at the end of the night barkeep keeps a cut for his bother and gives us the rest to split.


We took the drinks. Top shelf shots around!

/third set was always an adventure
 
2012-11-04 09:07:03 PM  

amquelbettamin: Spot the rich guy
[www.thatswhyyouremyex.com image 300x357]


Wut guy?
 
2012-11-04 09:07:12 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: Lunaville: Smeggy Smurf: The last time a broad slinked up to me and asked if I'd buy her a drink I told her

People actually do that? I can not imagine asking someone to buy something for me. How do you come up to a perfect stranger and say "Buy me a drink. Buy me a burger." ? That's crazy.

Agreed. Even the times someone's come up and asked to buy me a drink I turn them down. "I've got this; thanks, though"... then they look at me like I'm crazy because I'm looking at them like they're crazy. I don't know you! If I were to accept a drink I might actually have to converse with you...

If I'm out with someone, of course. But I generally get a couple rounds as well.


I know, I haven't been to a bar in decades, but I rarely accepted drinks from people I didn't know. Usually, it just seemed wrong. I did try to be nice. I generally would say something like "You don't have to buy me a drink to talk to me." Sometimes the person would sit down. Sometimes the individual got offended. I never understood that. (Hello, I'm trying hard not to use you. Why would you be offended?) But I never asked anyone to buy me a drink and I never witnessed any of my friends asking anyone to buy them a drink. That's just over the top pushy and rude.
 
2012-11-04 09:10:03 PM  
Picking up women in bars is best enjoyed as a Zen exercise. Give up desire and enjoy the moment. Buy people drinks, laugh and make merry. Then if you go home alone, as one does most of the time, you still had fun.
 
2012-11-04 09:10:56 PM  
Buddy of mine spent 2 grand at a strip club when the girls kept asking him to buy them a bottle of "cristal" one after the other. Poor farker had no idea what it was. End of the night he was overdrawn hardcore and blew a months paycheck and still hadn't gotten laid. They cleaned him out good, didn't even give him a lap dance. He said "I dont even think they drank it, no idea where it went".
fi.somethingawful.com
Poor farker, I doubt they even opened the bottles. Yellow Rose ladies and gentlemen! I was floor manager at a different tittybar for a few months, woulda saved him if I had been there.
 
2012-11-04 09:11:30 PM  

swahnhennessy: Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin: /Leykis 101, baby.

//Learn it.

///Live it.

////Love it.

Well, now that we all know you're 13...




farm8.staticflickr.com

images.cuddlycomments.com
 
2012-11-04 09:11:58 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: Lunaville: Smeggy Smurf: The last time a broad slinked up to me and asked if I'd buy her a drink I told her

People actually do that? I can not imagine asking someone to buy something for me. How do you come up to a perfect stranger and say "Buy me a drink. Buy me a burger." ? That's crazy.

Yes they do. She must have thought her big titties would be enough to cloud my mind. I was in the middle of my divorce and could have used a good slut but alas, she only wanted my money.


Silly girl. Only The Shadow can cloud people's minds.
 
2012-11-04 09:12:15 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: Lunaville: Smeggy Smurf: The last time a broad slinked up to me and asked if I'd buy her a drink I told her

People actually do that? I can not imagine asking someone to buy something for me. How do you come up to a perfect stranger and say "Buy me a drink. Buy me a burger." ? That's crazy.

Yes they do. She must have thought her big titties would be enough to cloud my mind. I was in the middle of my divorce and could have used a good slut but alas, she only wanted my money.


I think you made a wise decision. I'm pretty sure you're better off not getting involved with a person that will just walk up to a stranger and say "Buy me stuff."
 
2012-11-04 09:13:37 PM  

Pray 4 Mojo: Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin: Buy a woman a drink?


[farm8.staticflickr.com image 850x358]

[www.leykis101.com image 325x150]


/Leykis 101, baby.

//Learn it.

///Live it.

////Love it.

I hate that guy... but it's the stone cold truth. Sad.


So true. Leykis speaks the truth when it comes to the opposite sex. He makes it almost too easy.

/Thank you, Professor!

//Thank you!!!
 
2012-11-04 09:15:19 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: Pray 4 Mojo: CapeFearCadaver: Pray 4 Mojo: CapeFearCadaver: Pray 4 Mojo: /too easy.

Maybe YOU are.

I wish. Apparently I'm exceptionally difficult.

You've heard that as well, eh?

Fistbump?

Sure... fists are about all I bump nowadays.

Eeewwwwwww......


Well stop setting me up then!
 
2012-11-04 09:15:43 PM  

Lunaville: (Hello, I'm trying hard not to use you. Why would you be offended?)


That's because you, in one fail swoop, dislodged their perceived-future upper-hand. The types of guys, and gals who pushfully ask, without your true acceptance are only looking for prey.

I might have stated this with a very broad brush.
 
2012-11-04 09:18:15 PM  

Pray 4 Mojo: CapeFearCadaver: Pray 4 Mojo: CapeFearCadaver: Pray 4 Mojo: CapeFearCadaver: Pray 4 Mojo: /too easy.

Maybe YOU are.

I wish. Apparently I'm exceptionally difficult.

You've heard that as well, eh?

Fistbump?

Sure... fists are about all I bump nowadays.

Eeewwwwwww......

Well stop setting me up then!


But it's so much FUUUUNN!

heh heh.
 
2012-11-04 09:21:14 PM  

Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin: /Leykis 101, baby.

//Learn it.

///Live it.

////Love it.

7. Never spend more than 40 bucks on a date.


Was this written in 1982?
 
2012-11-04 09:22:36 PM  

Gyrfalcon: OK, but you're talking about two different things in an effort to stir up trouble


And you're embracing a false double standard. Don't pretend for a second you'd say the same thing about this with the genders flipped.
 
2012-11-04 09:26:35 PM  
This Chinese Tea House scam is actually incredibly common in Poland and surrounding regions. I got caught up in a strip club in Zakopane that didn't feel right. I was with a Polish hosteler that I had just met, and we ended up there. I refused to check my coat, that had my passport, and things got really sketchy. I was approached for drinks and lapdances immediately, and just politely refused saying that I just got there.

The guy I was with immediately was taken with one of the girls where he ended up buying over $500 worth of pink water for her. He didn't know it until the bill came, and BAM we had to jet out of there quick. He got taken for all of his money, I just left looking like a cheap douche.
 
2012-11-04 09:27:28 PM  

Ni!: DON'T FARKING APOSTROPHIZE A PLURAL YOU SYPHILITIC SON OF A WHORE.


I used to do that in the 80's when I was a fan of the Oakland A's.
 
2012-11-04 09:32:24 PM  

swahnhennessy: Radioactive Ass: They aren't bad rules when you're just looking to get a little action

They sound like they were written by a bitter schmuck who's had abstinence forced on him throughout his life.


The guy was divorced and taken to the cleaners (twice IIRC, it's been years since I've listened). From that context can you blame him? His point was that if the girl is leading you on for "Free drinks and stuff" and not putting out nor intending to do so, but all you were looking for was to get laid then these are the things that you have to keep in mind as a guy. Worded crassly? Yes. Wrong? Not at all.
 
2012-11-04 09:36:45 PM  

Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin: Leykis speaks the truth when it comes to the opposite sex


Yeah... that part I don't agree with. Leykis speaks the truth about "getting laid"... and his truths work on girls that offer you the best chance to do so.

It works for sure... but is hardly the gospel for what all women are like.
 
2012-11-04 09:41:39 PM  
I read the article and I don't think it's clear on what illegal thing has happened here. A grown man should know how much he can drink before he becomes blacked out and spends over 40k. It's not as if they drugged the guy. Is it now illegal to lead someone on? I don't get it.
 
2012-11-04 09:42:24 PM  

Lunaville: Smeggy Smurf: Lunaville: Smeggy Smurf: The last time a broad slinked up to me and asked if I'd buy her a drink I told her

People actually do that? I can not imagine asking someone to buy something for me. How do you come up to a perfect stranger and say "Buy me a drink. Buy me a burger." ? That's crazy.

Yes they do. She must have thought her big titties would be enough to cloud my mind. I was in the middle of my divorce and could have used a good slut but alas, she only wanted my money.

I think you made a wise decision. I'm pretty sure you're better off not getting involved with a person that will just walk up to a stranger and say "Buy me stuff."


friend of mine just dumped the girl he was dating. She is a model, and 20 years his junior. What did he see in her? a fine slip of grace in his bed every night, and on his arm during the day. Nothing serious, as far as he was concerned. She saw a fun guy she could relate to. Daddy issues, anyone?

/first hint of Gimme Gimme syndrome and she hit the curb
//he's not rich, not poor
///didn't get to this point by giving it away.
 
2012-11-04 09:42:41 PM  
I've only picked up a couple of women in bars--luckily I didn't pay for their drinks as both of them were serious alcoholics with mental-health issues. IIRC, back in my drinking days, I actually had one or two women buy me drinks, so I'm one of the 0.000001% of guys who are ahead on that issue...
 
2012-11-04 09:43:03 PM  

ZombiesYall: I read the article and I don't think it's clear on what illegal thing has happened here. A grown man should know how much he can drink before he becomes blacked out and spends over 40k. It's not as if they drugged the guy. Is it now illegal to lead someone on? I don't get it.


Apparently you ANAL.
 
2012-11-04 09:44:57 PM  
Total grammar fail. That's why this got the green light, right?
 
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