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2012-11-04 05:45:50 PM
Lies.
 
2012-11-04 06:05:37 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-04 06:18:46 PM
"...where they cunningly fleeced customers."

Oh give me a break. There was nothing cunning about it, nor were these men fleeced. They were rich idiots who were more than happy to throw all their money at these women for what was likely no more than a desperate hope for sex. However, now people are finding out so of course they regret it. These guys hate getting caught looking this desperate and retarded.
 
2012-11-04 06:27:21 PM
Women have been doing this since alcohol was invented. Men know the game, most times it is one or two drinks, if you can't tell by then you're hopeless.
 
2012-11-04 06:33:12 PM

SoothinglyDeranged: "...where they cunningly fleeced customers."

Oh give me a break. There was nothing cunning about it, nor were these men fleeced. They were rich idiots who were more than happy to throw all their money at these women for what was likely no more than a desperate hope for sex. However, now people are finding out so of course they regret it. These guys hate getting caught looking this desperate and retarded.


Ah yes, when a woman is drunk and sleeps with a man, the guy raped her. But when a man is drunk and a woman takes advantage of him, it's the man's fault. Makes total sense.
 
2012-11-04 06:39:13 PM

GAT_00: SoothinglyDeranged: "...where they cunningly fleeced customers."

Oh give me a break. There was nothing cunning about it, nor were these men fleeced. They were rich idiots who were more than happy to throw all their money at these women for what was likely no more than a desperate hope for sex. However, now people are finding out so of course they regret it. These guys hate getting caught looking this desperate and retarded.

Ah yes, when a woman is drunk and sleeps with a man, the guy raped her. But when a man is drunk and a woman takes advantage of him, it's the man's fault. Makes total sense.


He was probably dressed like a slut.
 
2012-11-04 06:50:36 PM
Get me thrown in a Farkette's what?
 
2012-11-04 07:22:36 PM
Farkette's...... ?
 
2012-11-04 07:48:38 PM
It's only theft if you don't put out.
 
2012-11-04 07:49:31 PM

Marcus Aurelius: Farkette's...... ?


Cavernous......
 
2012-11-04 07:51:40 PM

Marcus Aurelius: Farkette's...... ?


I think it's a syndrome of some sort
 
2012-11-04 07:52:53 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Marcus Aurelius: Farkette's...... ?

Cavernous......


Moist...
 
2012-11-04 07:53:47 PM
I predict this thread will attract lots of Nice Guys®.
 
2012-11-04 07:54:26 PM
Over the next two nights, he signed American Express charge slips for more than $43,000

I'm no expert on these matters, but I'm pretty sure you could get quite a number of high class hookers for that kind of money.


ThatGuyFromTheInternet: GAT_00: SoothinglyDeranged: "...where they cunningly fleeced customers."

Oh give me a break. There was nothing cunning about it, nor were these men fleeced. They were rich idiots who were more than happy to throw all their money at these women for what was likely no more than a desperate hope for sex. However, now people are finding out so of course they regret it. These guys hate getting caught looking this desperate and retarded.

Ah yes, when a woman is drunk and sleeps with a man, the guy raped her. But when a man is drunk and a woman takes advantage of him, it's the man's fault. Makes total sense.

He was probably dressed like a slut.


Shouldn't have worn that expensive watch.
 
2012-11-04 07:56:11 PM
Spot the rich guy
www.thatswhyyouremyex.com
 
Ni!
2012-11-04 07:57:18 PM
DON'T FARKING APOSTROPHIZE A PLURAL YOU SYPHILITIC SON OF A WHORE.
 
2012-11-04 07:57:56 PM

Fuggin Bizzy: I predict this thread will attract lots of Nice Guys®.


Not me, I'm an arsehole.

I've only ever bought drinks for girls when I had no interest in getting in their pants.
 
2012-11-04 07:57:56 PM
$43,000/$20= More than enough.
 
2012-11-04 07:59:16 PM

GAT_00: SoothinglyDeranged: "...where they cunningly fleeced customers."

Oh give me a break. There was nothing cunning about it, nor were these men fleeced. They were rich idiots who were more than happy to throw all their money at these women for what was likely no more than a desperate hope for sex. However, now people are finding out so of course they regret it. These guys hate getting caught looking this desperate and retarded.

Ah yes, when a woman is drunk and sleeps with a man, the guy raped her. But when a man is drunk and a woman takes advantage of him, it's the man's fault. Makes total sense.


Your analogy would be accurate if the women were being charged with rape. However, what happened here is not rape. What happened here is that the men got sloppy drunk and then paid exorbitant amounts of money for cheap booze and overpriced fish eggs and bad lap dances, hoping beyond hope that some butt-ugly women would somehow find them attractive enough to sleep with them. Which is pathetic and sad, but is hardly in the same category as a predator getting a victim drunk so he can take sexual advantage of them.

If you are so desperate that you have to spend lots of money so a stripper will f*ck you, then you deserve to be taken to the cleaners and I will not feel sorry for you.
 
2012-11-04 07:59:55 PM
The last time a broad slinked up to me and asked if I'd buy her a drink I told her "I'm not supporting anything I'm not farking."

You either get laid or don't waste your money on a biatch. You can't lose.
 
2012-11-04 08:01:46 PM
Meh. I'll happily accept reasonably priced drinks for at home consumption.

No. You're not allowed over.
 
2012-11-04 08:01:47 PM
www.cracksmokingshirts.com
 
2012-11-04 08:02:49 PM

Smeggy Smurf: The last time a broad slinked up to me and asked if I'd buy her a drink I told her "I'm not supporting anything I'm not farking."


Stolen. Thank you.
 
2012-11-04 08:04:01 PM

CapeFearCadaver: Meh. I'll happily accept reasonably priced drinks for at home consumption.

No. You're not allowed over.


So... like... send you a check then?
 
2012-11-04 08:05:48 PM

Buy a woman a drink?


farm8.staticflickr.com

www.leykis101.com


/Leykis 101, baby.

//Learn it.

///Live it.

////Love it.
 
2012-11-04 08:06:19 PM

Pray 4 Mojo: CapeFearCadaver: Meh. I'll happily accept reasonably priced drinks for at home consumption.

No. You're not allowed over.

So... like... send you a check then?


Sounds good to me.
/i keed
 
2012-11-04 08:07:09 PM

GAT_00: SoothinglyDeranged: "...where they cunningly fleeced customers."

Oh give me a break. There was nothing cunning about it, nor were these men fleeced. They were rich idiots who were more than happy to throw all their money at these women for what was likely no more than a desperate hope for sex. However, now people are finding out so of course they regret it. These guys hate getting caught looking this desperate and retarded.

Ah yes, when a woman is drunk and sleeps with a man, the guy raped her. But when a man is drunk and a woman takes advantage of him, it's the man's fault. Makes total sense.


Wow, and yet again I find myself in agreement with Gat.
 
2012-11-04 08:07:15 PM
2,480 might be high, but could also be a fair price for a painting.

I think they should take down that poor woman who hung herself in the bar. Even with the dim lights, someone is bound to notice sooner or later.
 
2012-11-04 08:09:59 PM

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: GAT_00: SoothinglyDeranged: "...where they cunningly fleeced customers."

Oh give me a break. There was nothing cunning about it, nor were these men fleeced. They were rich idiots who were more than happy to throw all their money at these women for what was likely no more than a desperate hope for sex. However, now people are finding out so of course they regret it. These guys hate getting caught looking this desperate and retarded.

Ah yes, when a woman is drunk and sleeps with a man, the guy raped her. But when a man is drunk and a woman takes advantage of him, it's the man's fault. Makes total sense.

He was probably dressed like a slut.


It's safe to say they were dressed like idiots, in the sense that these guys are pretty much the dictionary definition of "idiot".
 
2012-11-04 08:11:42 PM
He was so fleeced the first night he came back the second.
 
2012-11-04 08:11:57 PM

No Such Agency: It's safe to say they were dressed like idiots, in the sense that these guys are pretty much the dictionary definition of "idiot".


Wouldn't anyone who willingly spends time at a 'tacky nightclub' be considered an 'idiot'? Or is that just me?
 
2012-11-04 08:12:13 PM
You want a drink? I've got a full bar back at my place.
 
2012-11-04 08:12:22 PM

Gyrfalcon: GAT_00: SoothinglyDeranged: "...where they cunningly fleeced customers."

Oh give me a break. There was nothing cunning about it, nor were these men fleeced. They were rich idiots who were more than happy to throw all their money at these women for what was likely no more than a desperate hope for sex. However, now people are finding out so of course they regret it. These guys hate getting caught looking this desperate and retarded.

Ah yes, when a woman is drunk and sleeps with a man, the guy raped her. But when a man is drunk and a woman takes advantage of him, it's the man's fault. Makes total sense.

Your analogy would be accurate if the women were being charged with rape. However, what happened here is not rape. What happened here is that the men got sloppy drunk and then paid exorbitant amounts of money for cheap booze and overpriced fish eggs and bad lap dances, hoping beyond hope that some butt-ugly women would somehow find them attractive enough to sleep with them. Which is pathetic and sad, but is hardly in the same category as a predator getting a victim drunk so he can take sexual advantage of them.

If you are so desperate that you have to spend lots of money so a stripper will f*ck you, then you deserve to be taken to the cleaners and I will not feel sorry for you.


Take away rape and say 'take advantage of' for both, which is absolutely true, and say that again.
 
2012-11-04 08:13:37 PM
Can we have one thread that doesn't have to do with RAPE?
 
2012-11-04 08:14:20 PM
Smeggy Smurf: The last time a broad slinked up to me and asked if I'd buy her a drink I told her "I'm not supporting anything I'm not farking."

last time I went to a bar, some chick tried to buy me a drink, to which I replied, "Not for all the tea in china. Now, I have a pool game to win." She was appropriately shocked, but she was also 250+ pounds, which means that at that time, she was a whopping 100 pounds heavier than me. She had also fallen out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. The impact of her hitting the ground felled the tree, which promptly landed on her.

/that bad, yes
//...something something tall, skinny, big hands and big feet means a guy has ... something something
///don't drink, anyway; waste of money. If you need a social lubricant, you aren't doing it right
 
2012-11-04 08:14:43 PM

Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin: Buy a woman a drink?


[farm8.staticflickr.com image 850x358]

[www.leykis101.com image 325x150]


/Leykis 101, baby.

//Learn it.

///Live it.

////Love it.


I hate that guy... but it's the stone cold truth. Sad.
 
2012-11-04 08:15:53 PM

CapeFearCadaver: Can we have one thread that doesn't have to do with RAPE?


We like rape.

/too easy.
 
2012-11-04 08:17:09 PM

Trance354: //...something something tall, skinny, big hands and big feet means a guy has ... something something


You had me...

///don't drink, anyway; waste of money. If you need a social lubricant, you aren't doing it right

Aaaand then you lost me.
 
2012-11-04 08:18:42 PM
My fellow males are retarded. My female friends are married and when we go out (with their husbands), their job is to flirt with guys who actually buy us all drinks. They like to harmlessly flirt with other guys and we like free drinks. Works out for everyone, except the idiot guys who actually bought the drinks. Did you actually think these two women with wedding rings on and with three other guys are going to go home with you? lol.
 
2012-11-04 08:20:40 PM

Pray 4 Mojo: /too easy.


Maybe YOU are.
 
2012-11-04 08:24:50 PM
I have no denial women can and do sometimes rape men, but that's not what happened here. If he had that much money, he should be smart enough (since he was smart enough to GET that money) not to get hammered with a complete stranger and still allow himself access to said money at the same time.
 
2012-11-04 08:25:18 PM

oukewldave: My fellow males are retarded. My female friends are married and when we go out (with their husbands), their job is to flirt with guys who actually buy us all drinks. They like to harmlessly flirt with other guys and we like free drinks. Works out for everyone, except the idiot guys who actually bought the drinks. Did you actually think these two women with wedding rings on and with three other guys are going to go home with you? lol.


Not saying it's right... but there is an ass-kicking in your future.
 
2012-11-04 08:26:41 PM

Smeggy Smurf: The last time a broad slinked up to me and asked if I'd buy her a drink I told her


People actually do that? I can not imagine asking someone to buy something for me. How do you come up to a perfect stranger and say "Buy me a drink. Buy me a burger." ? That's crazy.
 
2012-11-04 08:27:20 PM

oukewldave: My fellow males are retarded. My female friends are married and when we go out (with their husbands), their job is to flirt with guys who actually buy us all drinks. They like to harmlessly flirt with other guys and we like free drinks. Works out for everyone, except the idiot guys who actually bought the drinks. Did you actually think these two women with wedding rings on and with three other guys are going to go home with you? lol.


This happened to me a decade ago. So embarrassing when the two women pointed to their laughing husbands after my friend and I were hussled for a good long while.

/guys under 21 don't usually look for wedding rings at dance clubs
 
2012-11-04 08:27:37 PM

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: GAT_00: SoothinglyDeranged: "...where they cunningly fleeced customers."

Oh give me a break. There was nothing cunning about it, nor were these men fleeced. They were rich idiots who were more than happy to throw all their money at these women for what was likely no more than a desperate hope for sex. However, now people are finding out so of course they regret it. These guys hate getting caught looking this desperate and retarded.

Ah yes, when a woman is drunk and sleeps with a man, the guy raped her. But when a man is drunk and a woman takes advantage of him, it's the man's fault. Makes total sense.

He was probably dressed like a slut.


GAT_00's sarcasm is right. The double standard is bullshiat.
 
2012-11-04 08:28:03 PM

Trance354:
//...something something tall, skinny, big hands and big feet means a guy has ... something something


Big shoes, and custom gloves?
 
2012-11-04 08:28:10 PM

CapeFearCadaver: Trance354: //...something something tall, skinny, big hands and big feet means a guy has ... something something

You had me...

///don't drink, anyway; waste of money. If you need a social lubricant, you aren't doing it right

Aaaand then you lost me.


well, if the size thing gets you, you should read MacBeth. Lot of alcohol related humor there, and the gatekeeper has it right when he pontificates about sex and alcohol.

/why would I give up the ghost ... of the story ... pun intended
//go read it and stay off wikipedia.
 
2012-11-04 08:30:31 PM

oukewldave: My fellow males are retarded. My female friends are married and when we go out (with their husbands), their job is to flirt with guys who actually buy us all drinks. They like to harmlessly flirt with other guys and we like free drinks. Works out for everyone, except the idiot guys who actually bought the drinks. Did you actually think these two women with wedding rings on and with three other guys are going to go home with you? lol.



I'll buy a round of drinks for the company and the conversation, not every guy who physically is inside a bar is trying to fark someone, and yes if you wife wants to dance, drink and flirt for a night I'll buy her and you a round I still won't fark her.
 
2012-11-04 08:31:49 PM

CapeFearCadaver: Pray 4 Mojo: /too easy.

Maybe YOU are.


I wish. Apparently I'm exceptionally difficult.
 
2012-11-04 08:32:35 PM
Bah, musicians have been doing something similar since the beginning of time too, you play a gig at a bar and some yokel decides instead of tossing a few bucks in the tip case that he/she is going to buy us a round (why I will never know) so we make a deal with the barkeep, he charges the yokel for a top shelf drink and serves us coke/tea/water, at the end of the night barkeep keeps a cut for his bother and gives us the rest to split.
 
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