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(CNN)   What use is fame and an official car if you can't use it to pick up teenage girls?   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) divider line 38
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2012-11-04 07:30:58 PM
10 votes:

Ambivalence: Joe Biden is like everyone's favorite uncle. He is objectively awesome.


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2012-11-04 05:51:20 PM
8 votes:
The limo pealed away afterwards, blaring Paradise City from the speakers.
2012-11-04 05:47:55 PM
8 votes:
Just imagine if Joe had his Bird already...
2012-11-04 08:49:16 PM
7 votes:

propasaurus: Come to think of it, a Bill Clinton/Joe Biden ticket would be all kinds of awesome.


The United States could not handle it. Half the country would riot, the other half would walk around with sunglasses all the time.
2012-11-04 09:16:07 PM
6 votes:
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Stayin' Alive ... Joe Joe Joe Joe .... Stayin aliiiiiiiiiive!
2012-11-04 09:55:54 PM
4 votes:
Fox News tomorrow reporting

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2012-11-05 04:48:25 AM
3 votes:
picchore.com
2012-11-05 12:38:25 AM
3 votes:
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"You, geddafukouttahere. This limo only has room for one dude. Now tell your parents I'll have your sister home by eleven, unless she decides she wants the VIP tour of Chair Force Two."
2012-11-04 08:17:33 PM
3 votes:

HST's Dead Carcass: Just imagine if Joe had his Bird already...


My thought as well.


HST's Dead Carcass: I'm waiting for Fox News to come out and say he kidnapped a set of teenage twins by tempting them with confections.


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2012-11-04 08:14:49 PM
3 votes:
And then Joe Biden gave her one of these:

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2012-11-04 07:58:44 PM
3 votes:
Reads fark headline....

Please don't let it be Joe Biden, please don't let it be Joe Biden, please don't let it be Joe Biden.....

Opens story.... DAMN IT!

RTFA.... Awesome job Joe!

Whew, really dodge a bullet there.
2012-11-04 06:21:29 PM
3 votes:
I'm waiting for Fox News to come out and say he kidnapped a set of teenage twins by tempting them with confections.
2012-11-04 10:08:57 PM
2 votes:

jdamaral: Andrew Luck has 2,404 passing yards for the 5-3 Colts. Peyton Manning has 2,404 passing yards for the 5-3 Broncos.


I have to give it Luck and Manning on this one, their records are undeniably better than Biden's.
2012-11-04 08:55:49 PM
2 votes:
Having realized that they haven't been able to make Bengazi happen, I look forward to Fox & Friends asking, "is it appropriate for the vice president, a married man in his sixties, to be picking up seventeen year old girls in his limo?" They're just asking questions: the questions that the other cable news channels simply won't ask.
2012-11-04 08:41:58 PM
2 votes:
He's like a non-perv Clinton.
2012-11-04 08:10:24 PM
2 votes:
Uh oh, Joe Biden seems to have helped A-Rab Muslins. This would be a sign that Obama is planning to install Sharia Law, but I am not a crazy redneck.
2012-11-04 07:55:59 PM
2 votes:
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Real Biden's starting to resemble Onion Biden more and more.
2012-11-04 07:00:24 PM
2 votes:

Girl From The North Country: Ambivalence: Girl From The North Country: I wonder how much this pissed off the Secret Service.

Probably not as much as Obama walking the streets of DC during his innaguratl trip to the white house. Remember that? Those poor fellows were probably sweating bullets.

Joe Biden is like everyone's favorite uncle. He is objectively awesome.

Ha! I know I was sweating bullets watching that, wondering wtf is he thinking?


Sometimes, I think he thinks he can use his balls as a shield.
2012-11-04 05:19:37 PM
2 votes:
And with that, the vice president entered the SUV, along with the young woman, her brother and Secret Service, making the young lady perhaps the coolest kid at her high school.

Cool, maybe; but unable to ever hold a real job & hopelessly infested with America-hating socialism.

/In before WND, NutBusters, NRO, etc. etc.
2012-11-04 11:21:02 PM
1 votes:
I'm sure had Mitt Romney been there he could have bought the place, fired everyone and handed the girl a salt shaker to place in her hovel.
2012-11-04 11:01:12 PM
1 votes:
And how cool is his wife to just go with it? She knows who Joe comes home to at night... she's heard the urgency in his voice when he comes...
2012-11-04 09:57:50 PM
1 votes:
Amira and Amir Nasrallah huh, I knew this administration was full of sekret Mooslims but now they aren't even trying to hide it any more.
2012-11-04 09:54:14 PM
1 votes:

jdamaral: Andrew Luck has 2,404 passing yards for the 5-3 Colts. Peyton Manning has 2,404 passing yards for the 5-3 Broncos.


Well, that's it. I'm voting for RON PAUL then.
2012-11-04 09:50:36 PM
1 votes:

Johnny Swank: Speaking of VP candidates, where the hell have the republicans been hiding Ryan these past few weeks? I haven't seen anything from him.


He was training for the NYC marathon.
2012-11-04 09:42:49 PM
1 votes:
Wow, Biden fanboys, weird.
2012-11-04 09:02:11 PM
1 votes:

spongeboob: Should have mentioned twins subby.


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...picking up twins, but only one of the set a teenaged girl? Seems very open minded of him. Maybe that explains Biden's "gaffe" on marriage equality. 

/NTTAWWT
2012-11-04 09:01:39 PM
1 votes:

NewportBarGuy: In just a few days it'll be Paul Ryan coaxing those young girls into his limo. Good times!


But he'll be offering them a ride home when they're already on their doorstep.
2012-11-04 08:36:58 PM
1 votes:

GAT_00: The limo pealed away afterwards, blaring Paradise City from the speakers.


I was thinking "Paradaise By the Dashboard Liights" but that is more of Romney's style these days
/don't let your meatloaf
2012-11-04 08:28:07 PM
1 votes:
Biden has threesome with teenage Muslims...
2012-11-04 08:24:50 PM
1 votes:

NewportBarGuy: In just a few days it'll be Paul Ryan coaxing those young girls into his limo. Good times!


Nah, Ryan's going down due to a text or twitter incident.
2012-11-04 08:22:25 PM
1 votes:
In just a few days it'll be Paul Ryan coaxing those young girls into his limo. Good times!
2012-11-04 08:15:45 PM
1 votes:

HST's Dead Carcass: I'm waiting for Fox News to come out and say he kidnapped a set of teenage twins by tempting them with confections.


No. No. He was riding and palling around with Muslim Brotherhood sleeper agents.

/Apparently, from the name, she is muslim.
2012-11-04 08:13:14 PM
1 votes:
Joe Biden, the 8-track vice prez
2012-11-04 07:59:03 PM
1 votes:

quatchi: Did what now?

*click*

Oh, teh lulz. I loves me some Joe Biden.

See also: cheesecake and coconut custard pies

Well played, sir.


Courting the PeeWee Herman vote still
2012-11-04 07:51:13 PM
1 votes:
Submitter: What use is fame and an official car if you can't use it to pick up teenage girls twins?

/Just kidding.
//I really like Joe Biden and plan to vote for him Tuesday.
2012-11-04 07:22:36 PM
1 votes:

HST's Dead Carcass: I'm waiting for Fox News to come out and say he kidnapped a set of teenage twins by tempting them with confections.


Teens get free ride on tax payer dime.
2012-11-04 06:19:24 PM
1 votes:
What's all this, now?

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I agree, subs, you should have mentioned teenage twins.

Oh, how I love you Joe Biden, you magnificent bastard!
2012-11-04 06:14:01 PM
1 votes:

GAT_00: The limo pealed away afterwards, blaring Paradise City from the speakers.


Where the girls are green, and the grass is pretty.
 
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