If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(CNN)   What use is fame and an official car if you can't use it to pick up teenage girls?   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) divider line 47
    More: Obvious, Jill Biden  
•       •       •

6689 clicks; posted to Politics » on 04 Nov 2012 at 7:52 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



Voting Results (Smartest)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


Archived thread
2012-11-04 08:41:58 PM
4 votes:
He's like a non-perv Clinton.
2012-11-04 05:47:55 PM
4 votes:
Just imagine if Joe had his Bird already...
2012-11-04 08:43:09 PM
3 votes:
Come to think of it, a Bill Clinton/Joe Biden ticket would be all kinds of awesome.
2012-11-04 06:16:34 PM
3 votes:
How can anybody hate Joe Biden? I think he's great.
2012-11-04 10:13:56 PM
2 votes:
Republicans love to dump on him, but Biden's a great guy.

I was in college back when his presidential campaign went down in flames over the Neil Kinnock stuff. That was pretty much all I knew about the guy when, a few months later, he was speaking at my school. A friend said let's go, so I did, couldn't really understand why he was giving a talk at a college in upstate New York in frigging January--and not in Syracuse, which I would have understood, but instead at the next major city west on the thruway.

Anyway, he gave his talk, and then took questions. And more questions. And more questions. Anything any kid wanted to ask, as people left the crowd just concentrated more around him, past 9, past 10, past 11 and he was as engaging and enthusiastic at the end as he was at the beginning.

Like the guy ever since.

Of course, it made the performance a little more impressive when I found out the next day that it was probably sometime during that session that his brain exploded.
2012-11-04 09:46:25 PM
2 votes:

Smackledorfer: machoprogrammer: ecmoRandomNumbers: How can anybody hate Joe Biden? I think he's great.

Ever read his voting record before he made his VP run? If so, you would see how. Then again, this is Fark, so I expect some mouth breather to say BSABSVR

This is the dozenth time I've seen someone say this in a Joe thread. And the dozenth time it has been without the slightest bit of specifics.

I admit ignorance to his record. Why not enlighten us instead of just taking a dump and leaving?


Joe Biden's voting record

I haven't read through it yet, just providing it for the class so we call can read up and be more informed.
2012-11-04 09:08:16 PM
2 votes:
Joe Biden is f*cking awesome.
2012-11-04 07:34:25 PM
2 votes:
Biden is one bad-ass mofo. I love the guy. He and Clinton have been raising serious hell lately.
2012-11-04 05:49:01 PM
2 votes:
Did what now?

*click*

Oh, teh lulz. I loves me some Joe Biden.

See also: cheesecake and coconut custard pies

Well played, sir.
2012-11-05 12:54:04 AM
1 votes:

machoprogrammer: Teufelaffe: Smackledorfer: machoprogrammer: ecmoRandomNumbers: How can anybody hate Joe Biden? I think he's great.

Ever read his voting record before he made his VP run? If so, you would see how. Then again, this is Fark, so I expect some mouth breather to say BSABSVR

This is the dozenth time I've seen someone say this in a Joe thread. And the dozenth time it has been without the slightest bit of specifics.

I admit ignorance to his record. Why not enlighten us instead of just taking a dump and leaving?

Joe Biden's voting record

I haven't read through it yet, just providing it for the class so we call can read up and be more informed.

Using your link:
Iraq War
Gitmo detainees


This one sucks, too, but not that big of a deal

RIAA/MPAA friendly bill


Ya, I know you are an absurdly third party or bust guy, but I'm not seeing the justification for hate there.

I don't expect all politicians, or any of them, to line up right with my leanings. It is unrealistic to do so.
2012-11-05 12:14:25 AM
1 votes:

teto85: Joe is teh coolest!!!

He doesn't need a Trans-Am.


The Trans-Am needs Biden.
2012-11-04 10:25:43 PM
1 votes:

Teufelaffe: Smackledorfer: machoprogrammer: ecmoRandomNumbers: How can anybody hate Joe Biden? I think he's great.

Ever read his voting record before he made his VP run? If so, you would see how. Then again, this is Fark, so I expect some mouth breather to say BSABSVR

This is the dozenth time I've seen someone say this in a Joe thread. And the dozenth time it has been without the slightest bit of specifics.

I admit ignorance to his record. Why not enlighten us instead of just taking a dump and leaving?

Joe Biden's voting record

I haven't read through it yet, just providing it for the class so we call can read up and be more informed.


Using your link:
Iraq War
Gitmo detainees


This one sucks, too, but not that big of a deal

RIAA/MPAA friendly bill
2012-11-04 10:13:13 PM
1 votes:

Teufelaffe: Smackledorfer: machoprogrammer: ecmoRandomNumbers: How can anybody hate Joe Biden? I think he's great.

Ever read his voting record before he made his VP run? If so, you would see how. Then again, this is Fark, so I expect some mouth breather to say BSABSVR

This is the dozenth time I've seen someone say this in a Joe thread. And the dozenth time it has been without the slightest bit of specifics.

I admit ignorance to his record. Why not enlighten us instead of just taking a dump and leaving?

Joe Biden's voting record

I haven't read through it yet, just providing it for the class so we call can read up and be more informed.


I remember him as the Senator "D-MC/Visa". Yeah, and elected officials from coal states are pro-coal, those from corn states are pro-corn, etc.

He's done wonderfully as the VP though, so I'm happy to reward him for good behavior.
2012-11-04 10:13:05 PM
1 votes:

propasaurus: He's like a non-perv Clinton.


hahahaha to bad we can't get quote shirts other than on headlines because, that is a winner.

Joe Biden, the non-perv Clinton
2012-11-04 10:04:14 PM
1 votes:
Pure Biden.

Pure Awesome.
2012-11-04 09:55:54 PM
1 votes:
Fox News tomorrow reporting

i176.photobucket.com
2012-11-04 09:48:52 PM
1 votes:

skullkrusher: 7th Son of a 7th Son: She is INSANELY cute.

She's 17 and pretty average, brah


"Sharp knees" eh?

/Get your eyes checked
2012-11-04 09:48:01 PM
1 votes:

7th Son of a 7th Son: She is INSANELY cute.


Seconded.
2012-11-04 09:45:20 PM
1 votes:
Speaking of VP candidates, where the hell have the republicans been hiding Ryan these past few weeks? I haven't seen anything from him.
2012-11-04 09:38:06 PM
1 votes:

machoprogrammer: ecmoRandomNumbers: How can anybody hate Joe Biden? I think he's great.

Ever read his voting record before he made his VP run? If so, you would see how. Then again, this is Fark, so I expect some mouth breather to say BSABSVR


This is the dozenth time I've seen someone say this in a Joe thread. And the dozenth time it has been without the slightest bit of specifics.

I admit ignorance to his record. Why not enlighten us instead of just taking a dump and leaving?
2012-11-04 09:25:20 PM
1 votes:
She is INSANELY cute.
2012-11-04 09:18:10 PM
1 votes:

clowncar on fire: Boxcutta: Having realized that they haven't been able to make Bengazi happen, I look forward to Fox & Friends asking, "is it appropriate for the vice president, a married man in his sixties, to be picking up seventeen year old girls in his limo?" They're just asking questions: the questions that the other cable news channels simply won't ask.

The answer is "probably not" but not worthy of a "Spy vs.Spy" panel that Fark politics has become famous for. Although it does appear the team is out there alreadiy downplaying the issue in the event it remains a non-issue.

Picking up a kid for a ride to school is always questionable behavior but as this is probably staged, we can forgive being an election cycle and all.


Intelligence, humor and writing are not among your strong suits.
2012-11-04 09:16:07 PM
1 votes:
cache.daylife.com 

Stayin' Alive ... Joe Joe Joe Joe .... Stayin aliiiiiiiiiive!
2012-11-04 09:03:20 PM
1 votes:

Bennie Crabtree: What evil bastard wouldn't give a kid the night off for that??


A Romney voter. I give even odds the kid loses her job over it if that's the case--to 'teach her a lesson about not abandoning her responsibilities'.
2012-11-04 09:01:44 PM
1 votes:

A Dark Evil Omen: Joe Biden is, objectively, a cool farking guy.


Yep.

Also I love that he asked her if she could get a ride back after - so yeah, she didn't skip out on the rest of her shift.

Freaking awesome.
2012-11-04 09:01:39 PM
1 votes:

NewportBarGuy: In just a few days it'll be Paul Ryan coaxing those young girls into his limo. Good times!


But he'll be offering them a ride home when they're already on their doorstep.
2012-11-04 08:52:35 PM
1 votes:
Joe Biden is, objectively, a cool farking guy.
2012-11-04 08:49:16 PM
1 votes:

propasaurus: Come to think of it, a Bill Clinton/Joe Biden ticket would be all kinds of awesome.


The United States could not handle it. Half the country would riot, the other half would walk around with sunglasses all the time.
2012-11-04 08:30:56 PM
1 votes:

Ambivalence: Girl From The North Country: I wonder how much this pissed off the Secret Service.

Probably not as much as Obama walking the streets of DC during his innaguratl trip to the white house. Remember that? Those poor fellows were probably sweating bullets.

Joe Biden is like everyone's favorite uncle. He is objectively awesome.


Yeah not sure about him being president but he would make the most incredible uncle and probably grandfather.
2012-11-04 08:23:40 PM
1 votes:

skullkrusher: Kome: skullkrusher: He gave her a ride to her highschool because she had to work at the restaurant he was currently buying pies in? Dafuq?

He's speaking at an event held at her high school on a Sunday.

yeah, I got that part but she had to work so why did she take a ride to her high school?


I could be wrong, but the way I read it, she didn't have time to get to the event from work without someone giving her a ride.
2012-11-04 08:15:45 PM
1 votes:

HST's Dead Carcass: I'm waiting for Fox News to come out and say he kidnapped a set of teenage twins by tempting them with confections.


No. No. He was riding and palling around with Muslim Brotherhood sleeper agents.

/Apparently, from the name, she is muslim.
2012-11-04 08:13:37 PM
1 votes:

Sock Ruh Tease: Uh oh, Joe Biden seems to have helped A-Rab Muslins. This would be a sign that Obama is planning to install Sharia Law, but I am not a crazy redneck.


"I need to take time off work for the, uh, rally," doesn't sound nearly as official as, "Excuse me Ms. manager, but the V-POTUS has offered to drive me to the rally in his car. if I can get the evening off." What evil bastard wouldn't give a kid the night off for that??
2012-11-04 08:12:09 PM
1 votes:

skullkrusher: He gave her a ride to her highschool because she had to work at the restaurant he was currently buying pies in? Dafuq?


He's speaking at an event held at her high school on a Sunday.
2012-11-04 08:00:18 PM
1 votes:
Biden is just a cool guy!
2012-11-04 07:58:44 PM
1 votes:
Reads fark headline....

Please don't let it be Joe Biden, please don't let it be Joe Biden, please don't let it be Joe Biden.....

Opens story.... DAMN IT!

RTFA.... Awesome job Joe!

Whew, really dodge a bullet there.
2012-11-04 07:36:54 PM
1 votes:

Girl From The North Country: That made my day. I love me some Joe!


ecmoRandomNumbers: How can anybody hate Joe Biden? I think he's great.


Benevolent Misanthrope: Oh, how I love you Joe Biden, you magnificent bastard!


Ambivalence: Joe Biden is like everyone's favorite uncle. He is objectively awesome.


i293.photobucket.com

Likes where this thread is going, getting a real kick, etc.
2012-11-04 07:30:58 PM
1 votes:

Ambivalence: Joe Biden is like everyone's favorite uncle. He is objectively awesome.


i.imgur.com
2012-11-04 07:05:33 PM
1 votes:

Girl From The North Country: Ha! I know I was sweating bullets watching that, wondering wtf is he thinking?


I don't know what he was thinking but you definately couldn't fault his courage. That was about when I realized "Yah, he'll do alright."
2012-11-04 07:00:24 PM
1 votes:

Girl From The North Country: Ambivalence: Girl From The North Country: I wonder how much this pissed off the Secret Service.

Probably not as much as Obama walking the streets of DC during his innaguratl trip to the white house. Remember that? Those poor fellows were probably sweating bullets.

Joe Biden is like everyone's favorite uncle. He is objectively awesome.

Ha! I know I was sweating bullets watching that, wondering wtf is he thinking?


Sometimes, I think he thinks he can use his balls as a shield.
2012-11-04 06:42:13 PM
1 votes:

Ambivalence: Girl From The North Country: I wonder how much this pissed off the Secret Service.

Probably not as much as Obama walking the streets of DC during his innaguratl trip to the white house. Remember that? Those poor fellows were probably sweating bullets.

Joe Biden is like everyone's favorite uncle. He is objectively awesome.


Ha! I know I was sweating bullets watching that, wondering wtf is he thinking?
2012-11-04 06:33:01 PM
1 votes:
www.imcdb.org
2012-11-04 06:27:05 PM
1 votes:

Girl From The North Country: I wonder how much this pissed off the Secret Service.


Probably not as much as Obama walking the streets of DC during his innaguratl trip to the white house. Remember that? Those poor fellows were probably sweating bullets.

Joe Biden is like everyone's favorite uncle. He is objectively awesome.
2012-11-04 06:20:11 PM
1 votes:
I wonder how much this pissed off the Secret Service.
2012-11-04 06:19:24 PM
1 votes:
What's all this, now?

<click>

I agree, subs, you should have mentioned teenage twins.

Oh, how I love you Joe Biden, you magnificent bastard!
2012-11-04 06:14:01 PM
1 votes:

GAT_00: The limo pealed away afterwards, blaring Paradise City from the speakers.


Where the girls are green, and the grass is pretty.
2012-11-04 06:09:41 PM
1 votes:
That made my day. I love me some Joe!
2012-11-04 05:51:20 PM
1 votes:
The limo pealed away afterwards, blaring Paradise City from the speakers.
 
Displayed 47 of 47 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report