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2012-11-04 05:19:37 PM
And with that, the vice president entered the SUV, along with the young woman, her brother and Secret Service, making the young lady perhaps the coolest kid at her high school.

Cool, maybe; but unable to ever hold a real job & hopelessly infested with America-hating socialism.

/In before WND, NutBusters, NRO, etc. etc.
 
2012-11-04 05:47:55 PM
Just imagine if Joe had his Bird already...
 
2012-11-04 05:49:01 PM
Did what now?

*click*

Oh, teh lulz. I loves me some Joe Biden.

See also: cheesecake and coconut custard pies

Well played, sir.
 
2012-11-04 05:51:20 PM
The limo pealed away afterwards, blaring Paradise City from the speakers.
 
2012-11-04 06:09:41 PM
That made my day. I love me some Joe!
 
2012-11-04 06:14:01 PM

GAT_00: The limo pealed away afterwards, blaring Paradise City from the speakers.


Where the girls are green, and the grass is pretty.
 
2012-11-04 06:15:57 PM
Should have mentioned twins subby.
 
2012-11-04 06:16:34 PM
How can anybody hate Joe Biden? I think he's great.
 
2012-11-04 06:19:24 PM
What's all this, now?

<click>

I agree, subs, you should have mentioned teenage twins.

Oh, how I love you Joe Biden, you magnificent bastard!
 
2012-11-04 06:20:11 PM
I wonder how much this pissed off the Secret Service.
 
2012-11-04 06:21:29 PM
I'm waiting for Fox News to come out and say he kidnapped a set of teenage twins by tempting them with confections.
 
2012-11-04 06:27:05 PM

Girl From The North Country: I wonder how much this pissed off the Secret Service.


Probably not as much as Obama walking the streets of DC during his innaguratl trip to the white house. Remember that? Those poor fellows were probably sweating bullets.

Joe Biden is like everyone's favorite uncle. He is objectively awesome.
 
2012-11-04 06:33:01 PM
www.imcdb.org
 
2012-11-04 06:42:13 PM

Ambivalence: Girl From The North Country: I wonder how much this pissed off the Secret Service.

Probably not as much as Obama walking the streets of DC during his innaguratl trip to the white house. Remember that? Those poor fellows were probably sweating bullets.

Joe Biden is like everyone's favorite uncle. He is objectively awesome.


Ha! I know I was sweating bullets watching that, wondering wtf is he thinking?
 
2012-11-04 07:00:24 PM

Girl From The North Country: Ambivalence: Girl From The North Country: I wonder how much this pissed off the Secret Service.

Probably not as much as Obama walking the streets of DC during his innaguratl trip to the white house. Remember that? Those poor fellows were probably sweating bullets.

Joe Biden is like everyone's favorite uncle. He is objectively awesome.

Ha! I know I was sweating bullets watching that, wondering wtf is he thinking?


Sometimes, I think he thinks he can use his balls as a shield.
 
2012-11-04 07:05:33 PM

Girl From The North Country: Ha! I know I was sweating bullets watching that, wondering wtf is he thinking?


I don't know what he was thinking but you definately couldn't fault his courage. That was about when I realized "Yah, he'll do alright."
 
2012-11-04 07:22:36 PM

HST's Dead Carcass: I'm waiting for Fox News to come out and say he kidnapped a set of teenage twins by tempting them with confections.


Teens get free ride on tax payer dime.
 
2012-11-04 07:30:58 PM

Ambivalence: Joe Biden is like everyone's favorite uncle. He is objectively awesome.


i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-04 07:34:25 PM
Biden is one bad-ass mofo. I love the guy. He and Clinton have been raising serious hell lately.
 
2012-11-04 07:36:54 PM

Girl From The North Country: That made my day. I love me some Joe!


ecmoRandomNumbers: How can anybody hate Joe Biden? I think he's great.


Benevolent Misanthrope: Oh, how I love you Joe Biden, you magnificent bastard!


Ambivalence: Joe Biden is like everyone's favorite uncle. He is objectively awesome.


i293.photobucket.com

Likes where this thread is going, getting a real kick, etc.
 
2012-11-04 07:51:13 PM
Submitter: What use is fame and an official car if you can't use it to pick up teenage girls twins?

/Just kidding.
//I really like Joe Biden and plan to vote for him Tuesday.
 
2012-11-04 07:55:59 PM
i1127.photobucket.com

Real Biden's starting to resemble Onion Biden more and more.
 
2012-11-04 07:58:03 PM
I has a happy.

Maybe I'll adopt Joe.
 
2012-11-04 07:58:44 PM
Reads fark headline....

Please don't let it be Joe Biden, please don't let it be Joe Biden, please don't let it be Joe Biden.....

Opens story.... DAMN IT!

RTFA.... Awesome job Joe!

Whew, really dodge a bullet there.
 
2012-11-04 07:59:03 PM

quatchi: Did what now?

*click*

Oh, teh lulz. I loves me some Joe Biden.

See also: cheesecake and coconut custard pies

Well played, sir.


Courting the PeeWee Herman vote still
 
2012-11-04 08:00:18 PM
Biden is just a cool guy!
 
2012-11-04 08:01:22 PM
Joe is teh coolest!!!

He doesn't need a Trans-Am.
 
2012-11-04 08:04:56 PM
He gave her a ride to her highschool because she had to work at the restaurant he was currently buying pies in? Dafuq?
 
2012-11-04 08:10:24 PM
Uh oh, Joe Biden seems to have helped A-Rab Muslins. This would be a sign that Obama is planning to install Sharia Law, but I am not a crazy redneck.
 
2012-11-04 08:12:09 PM

skullkrusher: He gave her a ride to her highschool because she had to work at the restaurant he was currently buying pies in? Dafuq?


He's speaking at an event held at her high school on a Sunday.
 
2012-11-04 08:13:14 PM
Joe Biden, the 8-track vice prez
 
2012-11-04 08:13:29 PM
Just think of how many more he would've picked up with the flaming chicken.
 
2012-11-04 08:13:37 PM

Sock Ruh Tease: Uh oh, Joe Biden seems to have helped A-Rab Muslins. This would be a sign that Obama is planning to install Sharia Law, but I am not a crazy redneck.


"I need to take time off work for the, uh, rally," doesn't sound nearly as official as, "Excuse me Ms. manager, but the V-POTUS has offered to drive me to the rally in his car. if I can get the evening off." What evil bastard wouldn't give a kid the night off for that??
 
2012-11-04 08:14:49 PM
And then Joe Biden gave her one of these:

i.ebayimg.com
 
2012-11-04 08:15:45 PM

HST's Dead Carcass: I'm waiting for Fox News to come out and say he kidnapped a set of teenage twins by tempting them with confections.


No. No. He was riding and palling around with Muslim Brotherhood sleeper agents.

/Apparently, from the name, she is muslim.
 
2012-11-04 08:17:33 PM

HST's Dead Carcass: Just imagine if Joe had his Bird already...


My thought as well.


HST's Dead Carcass: I'm waiting for Fox News to come out and say he kidnapped a set of teenage twins by tempting them with confections.


img.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-04 08:21:23 PM

Kome: skullkrusher: He gave her a ride to her highschool because she had to work at the restaurant he was currently buying pies in? Dafuq?

He's speaking at an event held at her high school on a Sunday.


yeah, I got that part but she had to work so why did she take a ride to her high school?
 
2012-11-04 08:22:25 PM
In just a few days it'll be Paul Ryan coaxing those young girls into his limo. Good times!
 
2012-11-04 08:23:40 PM

skullkrusher: Kome: skullkrusher: He gave her a ride to her highschool because she had to work at the restaurant he was currently buying pies in? Dafuq?

He's speaking at an event held at her high school on a Sunday.

yeah, I got that part but she had to work so why did she take a ride to her high school?


I could be wrong, but the way I read it, she didn't have time to get to the event from work without someone giving her a ride.
 
2012-11-04 08:23:52 PM
oooooh, she was at the restaurant before her shift and had to work there later... got it. This article sucks. Joe's cool.
 
2012-11-04 08:24:48 PM

Emposter: skullkrusher: Kome: skullkrusher: He gave her a ride to her highschool because she had to work at the restaurant he was currently buying pies in? Dafuq?

He's speaking at an event held at her high school on a Sunday.

yeah, I got that part but she had to work so why did she take a ride to her high school?

I could be wrong, but the way I read it, she didn't have time to get to the event from work without someone giving her a ride.


I think she was there before her shift and wouldn't have time to get to the event and back in time for the start of her shift unless she got a ride in the Firebird
 
2012-11-04 08:24:50 PM

NewportBarGuy: In just a few days it'll be Paul Ryan coaxing those young girls into his limo. Good times!


Nah, Ryan's going down due to a text or twitter incident.
 
2012-11-04 08:28:07 PM
Biden has threesome with teenage Muslims...
 
2012-11-04 08:30:56 PM

Ambivalence: Girl From The North Country: I wonder how much this pissed off the Secret Service.

Probably not as much as Obama walking the streets of DC during his innaguratl trip to the white house. Remember that? Those poor fellows were probably sweating bullets.

Joe Biden is like everyone's favorite uncle. He is objectively awesome.


Yeah not sure about him being president but he would make the most incredible uncle and probably grandfather.
 
2012-11-04 08:36:58 PM

GAT_00: The limo pealed away afterwards, blaring Paradise City from the speakers.


I was thinking "Paradaise By the Dashboard Liights" but that is more of Romney's style these days
/don't let your meatloaf
 
2012-11-04 08:41:29 PM
Amira Nasrallah?

Sounds like a muslin name.

Way to assist a terrorist attack, Joe!!1!
 
2012-11-04 08:41:58 PM
He's like a non-perv Clinton.
 
2012-11-04 08:43:09 PM
Come to think of it, a Bill Clinton/Joe Biden ticket would be all kinds of awesome.
 
2012-11-04 08:49:16 PM

propasaurus: Come to think of it, a Bill Clinton/Joe Biden ticket would be all kinds of awesome.


The United States could not handle it. Half the country would riot, the other half would walk around with sunglasses all the time.
 
2012-11-04 08:52:35 PM
Joe Biden is, objectively, a cool farking guy.
 
2012-11-04 08:55:49 PM
Having realized that they haven't been able to make Bengazi happen, I look forward to Fox & Friends asking, "is it appropriate for the vice president, a married man in his sixties, to be picking up seventeen year old girls in his limo?" They're just asking questions: the questions that the other cable news channels simply won't ask.
 
2012-11-04 08:55:58 PM
But I thought he was banned from Dave and Buster's for life? Did they reconsider?
 
2012-11-04 09:01:39 PM

NewportBarGuy: In just a few days it'll be Paul Ryan coaxing those young girls into his limo. Good times!


But he'll be offering them a ride home when they're already on their doorstep.
 
2012-11-04 09:01:44 PM

A Dark Evil Omen: Joe Biden is, objectively, a cool farking guy.


Yep.

Also I love that he asked her if she could get a ride back after - so yeah, she didn't skip out on the rest of her shift.

Freaking awesome.
 
2012-11-04 09:02:11 PM

spongeboob: Should have mentioned twins subby.


<clicky>
...picking up twins, but only one of the set a teenaged girl? Seems very open minded of him. Maybe that explains Biden's "gaffe" on marriage equality. 

/NTTAWWT
 
2012-11-04 09:03:20 PM

Bennie Crabtree: What evil bastard wouldn't give a kid the night off for that??


A Romney voter. I give even odds the kid loses her job over it if that's the case--to 'teach her a lesson about not abandoning her responsibilities'.
 
2012-11-04 09:05:06 PM

Boxcutta: Having realized that they haven't been able to make Bengazi happen, I look forward to Fox & Friends asking, "is it appropriate for the vice president, a married man in his sixties, to be picking up seventeen year old girls in his limo?" They're just asking questions: the questions that the other cable news channels simply won't ask.


The answer is "probably not" but not worthy of a "Spy vs.Spy" panel that Fark politics has become famous for. Although it does appear the team is out there alreadiy downplaying the issue in the event it remains a non-issue.

Picking up a kid for a ride to school is always questionable behavior but as this is probably staged, we can forgive being an election cycle and all.
 
2012-11-04 09:08:16 PM
Joe Biden is f*cking awesome.
 
2012-11-04 09:16:07 PM
cache.daylife.com 

Stayin' Alive ... Joe Joe Joe Joe .... Stayin aliiiiiiiiiive!
 
2012-11-04 09:18:10 PM

clowncar on fire: Boxcutta: Having realized that they haven't been able to make Bengazi happen, I look forward to Fox & Friends asking, "is it appropriate for the vice president, a married man in his sixties, to be picking up seventeen year old girls in his limo?" They're just asking questions: the questions that the other cable news channels simply won't ask.

The answer is "probably not" but not worthy of a "Spy vs.Spy" panel that Fark politics has become famous for. Although it does appear the team is out there alreadiy downplaying the issue in the event it remains a non-issue.

Picking up a kid for a ride to school is always questionable behavior but as this is probably staged, we can forgive being an election cycle and all.


Intelligence, humor and writing are not among your strong suits.
 
2012-11-04 09:21:40 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: How can anybody hate Joe Biden? I think he's great.


Ever read his voting record before he made his VP run? If so, you would see how. Then again, this is Fark, so I expect some mouth breather to say BSABSVR
 
2012-11-04 09:24:06 PM
Umm...so about the twins thing...

FTFA: "Nasrallah and her twin brother, Amir Nasrallah, was also invited along for the ride to the rally."

To be fair, Nasrallah is cute.
 
2012-11-04 09:25:20 PM
She is INSANELY cute.
 
2012-11-04 09:29:11 PM

7th Son of a 7th Son: She is INSANELY cute.


She's 17 and pretty average, brah
 
2012-11-04 09:38:06 PM

machoprogrammer: ecmoRandomNumbers: How can anybody hate Joe Biden? I think he's great.

Ever read his voting record before he made his VP run? If so, you would see how. Then again, this is Fark, so I expect some mouth breather to say BSABSVR


This is the dozenth time I've seen someone say this in a Joe thread. And the dozenth time it has been without the slightest bit of specifics.

I admit ignorance to his record. Why not enlighten us instead of just taking a dump and leaving?
 
2012-11-04 09:41:41 PM
Andrew Luck has 2,404 passing yards for the 5-3 Colts. Peyton Manning has 2,404 passing yards for the 5-3 Broncos.
 
2012-11-04 09:42:49 PM
Wow, Biden fanboys, weird.
 
2012-11-04 09:43:00 PM

Smackledorfer: machoprogrammer: ecmoRandomNumbers: How can anybody hate Joe Biden? I think he's great.

Ever read his voting record before he made his VP run? If so, you would see how. Then again, this is Fark, so I expect some mouth breather to say BSABSVR

This is the dozenth time I've seen someone say this in a Joe thread. And the dozenth time it has been without the slightest bit of specifics.

I admit ignorance to his record. Why not enlighten us instead of just taking a dump and leaving?


Here's a selection of Joe Biden's key votes since 1992 or so. The list is pretty long so I dunno what the troll would be referring to. Perhaps he will come back and enlighten us. But probably not.
 
2012-11-04 09:45:19 PM
Is that coconut creme filling that spilled onto your blue dress?
 
2012-11-04 09:45:20 PM
Speaking of VP candidates, where the hell have the republicans been hiding Ryan these past few weeks? I haven't seen anything from him.
 
2012-11-04 09:46:25 PM

Smackledorfer: machoprogrammer: ecmoRandomNumbers: How can anybody hate Joe Biden? I think he's great.

Ever read his voting record before he made his VP run? If so, you would see how. Then again, this is Fark, so I expect some mouth breather to say BSABSVR

This is the dozenth time I've seen someone say this in a Joe thread. And the dozenth time it has been without the slightest bit of specifics.

I admit ignorance to his record. Why not enlighten us instead of just taking a dump and leaving?


Joe Biden's voting record

I haven't read through it yet, just providing it for the class so we call can read up and be more informed.
 
2012-11-04 09:48:01 PM

7th Son of a 7th Son: She is INSANELY cute.


Seconded.
 
2012-11-04 09:48:52 PM

skullkrusher: 7th Son of a 7th Son: She is INSANELY cute.

She's 17 and pretty average, brah


"Sharp knees" eh?

/Get your eyes checked
 
2012-11-04 09:49:33 PM

Gepetto: [Biden's voting record]


*shakes tiny fist*
 
2012-11-04 09:50:36 PM

Johnny Swank: Speaking of VP candidates, where the hell have the republicans been hiding Ryan these past few weeks? I haven't seen anything from him.


He was training for the NYC marathon.
 
2012-11-04 09:54:14 PM

jdamaral: Andrew Luck has 2,404 passing yards for the 5-3 Colts. Peyton Manning has 2,404 passing yards for the 5-3 Broncos.


Well, that's it. I'm voting for RON PAUL then.
 
2012-11-04 09:55:54 PM
Fox News tomorrow reporting

i176.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-04 09:57:28 PM
Thumbs up, Joe.
 
2012-11-04 09:57:50 PM
Amira and Amir Nasrallah huh, I knew this administration was full of sekret Mooslims but now they aren't even trying to hide it any more.
 
2012-11-04 10:04:14 PM
Pure Biden.

Pure Awesome.
 
2012-11-04 10:08:57 PM

jdamaral: Andrew Luck has 2,404 passing yards for the 5-3 Colts. Peyton Manning has 2,404 passing yards for the 5-3 Broncos.


I have to give it Luck and Manning on this one, their records are undeniably better than Biden's.
 
2012-11-04 10:13:05 PM

propasaurus: He's like a non-perv Clinton.


hahahaha to bad we can't get quote shirts other than on headlines because, that is a winner.

Joe Biden, the non-perv Clinton
 
2012-11-04 10:13:13 PM

Teufelaffe: Smackledorfer: machoprogrammer: ecmoRandomNumbers: How can anybody hate Joe Biden? I think he's great.

Ever read his voting record before he made his VP run? If so, you would see how. Then again, this is Fark, so I expect some mouth breather to say BSABSVR

This is the dozenth time I've seen someone say this in a Joe thread. And the dozenth time it has been without the slightest bit of specifics.

I admit ignorance to his record. Why not enlighten us instead of just taking a dump and leaving?

Joe Biden's voting record

I haven't read through it yet, just providing it for the class so we call can read up and be more informed.


I remember him as the Senator "D-MC/Visa". Yeah, and elected officials from coal states are pro-coal, those from corn states are pro-corn, etc.

He's done wonderfully as the VP though, so I'm happy to reward him for good behavior.
 
2012-11-04 10:13:52 PM
how jealous is Clinton (either one) right now.
 
2012-11-04 10:13:56 PM
Republicans love to dump on him, but Biden's a great guy.

I was in college back when his presidential campaign went down in flames over the Neil Kinnock stuff. That was pretty much all I knew about the guy when, a few months later, he was speaking at my school. A friend said let's go, so I did, couldn't really understand why he was giving a talk at a college in upstate New York in frigging January--and not in Syracuse, which I would have understood, but instead at the next major city west on the thruway.

Anyway, he gave his talk, and then took questions. And more questions. And more questions. Anything any kid wanted to ask, as people left the crowd just concentrated more around him, past 9, past 10, past 11 and he was as engaging and enthusiastic at the end as he was at the beginning.

Like the guy ever since.

Of course, it made the performance a little more impressive when I found out the next day that it was probably sometime during that session that his brain exploded.
 
2012-11-04 10:19:06 PM

G.I.R.B.: skullkrusher: 7th Son of a 7th Son: She is INSANELY cute.

She's 17 and pretty average, brah

"Sharp knees" eh?

/Get your eyes checked


nah, I just have a higher standard for INSANELY cute. I also demand a high school diploma
 
2012-11-04 10:21:21 PM

Dirty Hot Linker: And then Joe Biden gave her one of these:

[i.ebayimg.com image 336x500]


That is the most awesome thing ever! Where do I get one?
 
2012-11-04 10:25:43 PM

Teufelaffe: Smackledorfer: machoprogrammer: ecmoRandomNumbers: How can anybody hate Joe Biden? I think he's great.

Ever read his voting record before he made his VP run? If so, you would see how. Then again, this is Fark, so I expect some mouth breather to say BSABSVR

This is the dozenth time I've seen someone say this in a Joe thread. And the dozenth time it has been without the slightest bit of specifics.

I admit ignorance to his record. Why not enlighten us instead of just taking a dump and leaving?

Joe Biden's voting record

I haven't read through it yet, just providing it for the class so we call can read up and be more informed.


Using your link:
Iraq War
Gitmo detainees


This one sucks, too, but not that big of a deal

RIAA/MPAA friendly bill
 
2012-11-04 10:39:09 PM

herrDrFarkenstein: [cache.daylife.com image 700x466] 

Stayin' Alive ... Joe Joe Joe Joe .... Stayin aliiiiiiiiiive!


Hahaha, oh my god. I wasn't really feelin' it, so I opened up the song in youtube and it works so well. Nice spot. Now I'd do just about anything for a video of Biden strolling around doing a white-man pimp-walk with a jacket over one shoulder.

So yeah, Biden/Clinton 2016, make it happen!
 
2012-11-04 10:45:03 PM

machoprogrammer: Teufelaffe: Smackledorfer: machoprogrammer: ecmoRandomNumbers: How can anybody hate Joe Biden? I think he's great.

Ever read his voting record before he made his VP run? If so, you would see how. Then again, this is Fark, so I expect some mouth breather to say BSABSVR

This is the dozenth time I've seen someone say this in a Joe thread. And the dozenth time it has been without the slightest bit of specifics.

I admit ignorance to his record. Why not enlighten us instead of just taking a dump and leaving?

Joe Biden's voting record

I haven't read through it yet, just providing it for the class so we call can read up and be more informed.

Using your link:
Iraq War
Gitmo detainees


This one sucks, too, but not that big of a deal

RIAA/MPAA friendly bill


I dunno, I think the Iraq war vote (though I'm totally cool with craigslist boobies...) and the PERFORM Act are the two objectionable ones there. The Gitmo detainees amendment had a provision in there preventing detainees from using habeas corpus. I can see why you would vote against it. And the child tax one extended tax cuts. Can't blame him for voting on that either.

Really though, if you actually hate Biden because of those votes, I think you gots some issues.
 
2012-11-04 10:45:59 PM

machoprogrammer: Teufelaffe: Smackledorfer: machoprogrammer: ecmoRandomNumbers: How can anybody hate Joe Biden? I think he's great.

Ever read his voting record before he made his VP run? If so, you would see how. Then again, this is Fark, so I expect some mouth breather to say BSABSVR

This is the dozenth time I've seen someone say this in a Joe thread. And the dozenth time it has been without the slightest bit of specifics.

I admit ignorance to his record. Why not enlighten us instead of just taking a dump and leaving?

Joe Biden's voting record

I haven't read through it yet, just providing it for the class so we call can read up and be more informed.

Using your link:
Iraq War
Gitmo detainees


This one sucks, too, but not that big of a deal

RIAA/MPAA friendly bill


Based on your link, if that's Joe's stance on the Iraq War, he's got my vote!

/or maybe you need to clear your search history
 
2012-11-04 11:01:12 PM
And how cool is his wife to just go with it? She knows who Joe comes home to at night... she's heard the urgency in his voice when he comes...
 
2012-11-04 11:01:13 PM

DeltaPunch: jdamaral: Andrew Luck has 2,404 passing yards for the 5-3 Colts. Peyton Manning has 2,404 passing yards for the 5-3 Broncos.

I have to give it Luck and Manning on this one, their records are undeniably better than Biden's.


Bill for DeltaPunch:
1 New USB Keyboard $15
 
2012-11-04 11:07:48 PM

brandent: Yeah not sure about him being president but he would make the most incredible uncle and probably grandfather.


I could totally see him being a Teddy Roosevelt-type president.

Not that I want him to gain the presidency the way teddy did but...
 
2012-11-04 11:19:35 PM

NewportBarGuy: In just a few days it'll be Paul Ryan coaxing those young girls into his limo. Good times!


Well, that's just creepy.
 
2012-11-04 11:21:02 PM
I'm sure had Mitt Romney been there he could have bought the place, fired everyone and handed the girl a salt shaker to place in her hovel.
 
2012-11-04 11:49:02 PM

jjwars1: Wow, Biden fanboys, weird.


Not really, Biden is f#cking boss... it's actually kinda weird that you don't see that.
 
2012-11-04 11:50:49 PM

Gepetto: machoprogrammer: Teufelaffe: Smackledorfer: machoprogrammer: ecmoRandomNumbers: How can anybody hate Joe Biden? I think he's great.

Ever read his voting record before he made his VP run? If so, you would see how. Then again, this is Fark, so I expect some mouth breather to say BSABSVR

This is the dozenth time I've seen someone say this in a Joe thread. And the dozenth time it has been without the slightest bit of specifics.

I admit ignorance to his record. Why not enlighten us instead of just taking a dump and leaving?

Joe Biden's voting record

I haven't read through it yet, just providing it for the class so we call can read up and be more informed.

Using your link:
Iraq War
Gitmo detainees


This one sucks, too, but not that big of a deal

RIAA/MPAA friendly bill

I dunno, I think the Iraq war vote (though I'm totally cool with craigslist boobies...) and the PERFORM Act are the two objectionable ones there. The Gitmo detainees amendment had a provision in there preventing detainees from using habeas corpus. I can see why you would vote against it. And the child tax one extended tax cuts. Can't blame him for voting on that either.

Really though, if you actually hate Biden because of those votes, I think you gots some issues.


He also cut some pretty obnoxious deals with Jesse Helms when they were in Senate Foreign Relations together. In the way, way back of my mind, I remember there was at least one bill where they agreed to basically take the US mandatory contribution to the UN hostage as part of a 'bargain'.
 
2012-11-05 12:14:25 AM

teto85: Joe is teh coolest!!!

He doesn't need a Trans-Am.


The Trans-Am needs Biden.
 
2012-11-05 12:38:25 AM
cache.daylife.com

"You, geddafukouttahere. This limo only has room for one dude. Now tell your parents I'll have your sister home by eleven, unless she decides she wants the VIP tour of Chair Force Two."
 
2012-11-05 12:54:04 AM

machoprogrammer: Teufelaffe: Smackledorfer: machoprogrammer: ecmoRandomNumbers: How can anybody hate Joe Biden? I think he's great.

Ever read his voting record before he made his VP run? If so, you would see how. Then again, this is Fark, so I expect some mouth breather to say BSABSVR

This is the dozenth time I've seen someone say this in a Joe thread. And the dozenth time it has been without the slightest bit of specifics.

I admit ignorance to his record. Why not enlighten us instead of just taking a dump and leaving?

Joe Biden's voting record

I haven't read through it yet, just providing it for the class so we call can read up and be more informed.

Using your link:
Iraq War
Gitmo detainees


This one sucks, too, but not that big of a deal

RIAA/MPAA friendly bill


Ya, I know you are an absurdly third party or bust guy, but I'm not seeing the justification for hate there.

I don't expect all politicians, or any of them, to line up right with my leanings. It is unrealistic to do so.
 
2012-11-05 01:04:04 AM

G.I.R.B.: 7th Son of a 7th Son: She is INSANELY cute.

Seconded.


Kinda reminded me a little of

thebluesite.com
 
2012-11-05 01:07:31 AM

fusillade762: G.I.R.B.: 7th Son of a 7th Son: She is INSANELY cute.

Seconded.

Kinda reminded me a little of

[thebluesite.com image 439x556]


I was more thinking this...

a.espncdn.com
 
2012-11-05 01:21:41 AM

Dirty Hot Linker: And then Joe Biden gave her one of these:

[i.ebayimg.com image 336x500]


I so am going to make one of those!!
 
2012-11-05 01:23:09 AM
I got a little thing for Regina Spektor so the little lady reminded me of her. Jew or Persian? Why not both?
 
2012-11-05 01:41:02 AM
images.politico.com

Jill Biden's simmering rage... priceless.
 
gcc
2012-11-05 01:49:23 AM

Smackledorfer: machoprogrammer: Teufelaffe: Smackledorfer: machoprogrammer: ecmoRandomNumbers: How can anybody hate Joe Biden? I think he's great.

Ever read his voting record before he made his VP run? If so, you would see how. Then again, this is Fark, so I expect some mouth breather to say BSABSVR

This is the dozenth time I've seen someone say this in a Joe thread. And the dozenth time it has been without the slightest bit of specifics.

I admit ignorance to his record. Why not enlighten us instead of just taking a dump and leaving?

Joe Biden's voting record

I haven't read through it yet, just providing it for the class so we call can read up and be more informed.

Using your link:
Iraq War
Gitmo detainees


This one sucks, too, but not that big of a deal

RIAA/MPAA friendly bill

Ya, I know you are an absurdly third party or bust guy, but I'm not seeing the justification for hate there.

I don't expect all politicians, or any of them, to line up right with my leanings. It is unrealistic to do so.


So, I want to like Joe. But he spent a lot of time in the nineties trying to make sure that exporting or analyzing crypto code (used to do this professionally) was illegal, and I have a hard time looking at that and thinking that this would be a guy I wanted for president. Probably not the reason for most of the hate, but its at least a good reason to be grouchy.

/ my two cents
// let me show you them
 
2012-11-05 01:56:08 AM
I wonder if Biden had Cheap Trick playing when that SUV peeled off?
 
2012-11-05 02:42:12 AM
Ugh, that poor girl has the feminine of her twin brother's name. That's just sadistic.
 
2012-11-05 02:44:09 AM

gcc: So, I want to like Joe. But he spent a lot of time in the nineties trying to make sure that exporting or analyzing crypto code (used to do this professionally) was illegal, and I have a hard time looking at that and thinking that this would be a guy I wanted for president. Probably not the reason for most of the hate, but its at least a good reason to be grouchy.

/ my two cents
// let me show you them


Yea, I'm not saying anyone has to love him, or even like him, it just strikes me that many people (both online and irl) seem to have this pretty heavy hatred for him and I've yet to have it explained. Even irl I ask people and the best they've got is gaffes and shiat, then a couple of questionable votes.
 
gcc
2012-11-05 03:59:44 AM

Smackledorfer: gcc: So, I want to like Joe. But he spent a lot of time in the nineties trying to make sure that exporting or analyzing crypto code (used to do this professionally) was illegal, and I have a hard time looking at that and thinking that this would be a guy I wanted for president. Probably not the reason for most of the hate, but its at least a good reason to be grouchy.

/ my two cents
// let me show you them

Yea, I'm not saying anyone has to love him, or even like him, it just strikes me that many people (both online and irl) seem to have this pretty heavy hatred for him and I've yet to have it explained. Even irl I ask people and the best they've got is gaffes and shiat, then a couple of questionable votes.


Hmm, this feels more serious than a gaffe. Beyond the immediate cost to me I think this indicates a more fundamental misunderstanding of how technology works, how it grows, and how it progresses. That's a serious failing that no number of admittedly awesome anecdotes will fix.
 
2012-11-05 04:16:27 AM
cdn.uproxx.com
 
2012-11-05 04:48:25 AM
picchore.com
 
2012-11-05 05:24:44 AM

hbk72777: [picchore.com image 400x271]


Whine-whine, biatch-biatch-biatch!
 
2012-11-05 06:19:00 AM
Have we ever had a more fun VP? I mean, besides Dan Quayle.
 
2012-11-05 06:21:42 AM

hbk72777: [picchore.com image 400x271]


I don't give a damn.
 
2012-11-05 06:23:09 AM
115 comments in and no-one has posted this:

i.imgur.com

For shame Fark. For shame.
 
2012-11-05 08:04:42 AM
Look at the farking doors on that SUV.... it's like a bank vault.
 
2012-11-05 08:10:54 AM
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2012-11-04 06:14:01 PM
GAT_00: The limo pealed away afterwards, blaring Paradise City from the speakers.

Where the girls are green Mean, and the grass is pretty guys have titties

FTFY

You're welcome
 
2012-11-05 09:50:33 AM

gcc: Smackledorfer: gcc: So, I want to like Joe. But he spent a lot of time in the nineties trying to make sure that exporting or analyzing crypto code (used to do this professionally) was illegal, and I have a hard time looking at that and thinking that this would be a guy I wanted for president. Probably not the reason for most of the hate, but its at least a good reason to be grouchy.

/ my two cents
// let me show you them

Yea, I'm not saying anyone has to love him, or even like him, it just strikes me that many people (both online and irl) seem to have this pretty heavy hatred for him and I've yet to have it explained. Even irl I ask people and the best they've got is gaffes and shiat, then a couple of questionable votes.

Hmm, this feels more serious than a gaffe. Beyond the immediate cost to me I think this indicates a more fundamental misunderstanding of how technology works, how it grows, and how it progresses. That's a serious failing that no number of admittedly awesome anecdotes will fix.


I didn't say this was a gaffe.
 
2012-11-05 10:59:52 AM
So, did he use a cigar on her, Slick Willie style, or did he just make her blow him in front of her brother?
 
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