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(CNN)   What use is fame and an official car if you can't use it to pick up teenage girls?   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) divider line 121
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2012-11-04 08:55:49 PM  
Having realized that they haven't been able to make Bengazi happen, I look forward to Fox & Friends asking, "is it appropriate for the vice president, a married man in his sixties, to be picking up seventeen year old girls in his limo?" They're just asking questions: the questions that the other cable news channels simply won't ask.
 
2012-11-04 08:55:58 PM  
But I thought he was banned from Dave and Buster's for life? Did they reconsider?
 
2012-11-04 09:01:39 PM  

NewportBarGuy: In just a few days it'll be Paul Ryan coaxing those young girls into his limo. Good times!


But he'll be offering them a ride home when they're already on their doorstep.
 
2012-11-04 09:01:44 PM  

A Dark Evil Omen: Joe Biden is, objectively, a cool farking guy.


Yep.

Also I love that he asked her if she could get a ride back after - so yeah, she didn't skip out on the rest of her shift.

Freaking awesome.
 
2012-11-04 09:02:11 PM  

spongeboob: Should have mentioned twins subby.


<clicky>
...picking up twins, but only one of the set a teenaged girl? Seems very open minded of him. Maybe that explains Biden's "gaffe" on marriage equality. 

/NTTAWWT
 
2012-11-04 09:03:20 PM  

Bennie Crabtree: What evil bastard wouldn't give a kid the night off for that??


A Romney voter. I give even odds the kid loses her job over it if that's the case--to 'teach her a lesson about not abandoning her responsibilities'.
 
2012-11-04 09:05:06 PM  

Boxcutta: Having realized that they haven't been able to make Bengazi happen, I look forward to Fox & Friends asking, "is it appropriate for the vice president, a married man in his sixties, to be picking up seventeen year old girls in his limo?" They're just asking questions: the questions that the other cable news channels simply won't ask.


The answer is "probably not" but not worthy of a "Spy vs.Spy" panel that Fark politics has become famous for. Although it does appear the team is out there alreadiy downplaying the issue in the event it remains a non-issue.

Picking up a kid for a ride to school is always questionable behavior but as this is probably staged, we can forgive being an election cycle and all.
 
2012-11-04 09:08:16 PM  
Joe Biden is f*cking awesome.
 
2012-11-04 09:16:07 PM  
cache.daylife.com 

Stayin' Alive ... Joe Joe Joe Joe .... Stayin aliiiiiiiiiive!
 
2012-11-04 09:18:10 PM  

clowncar on fire: Boxcutta: Having realized that they haven't been able to make Bengazi happen, I look forward to Fox & Friends asking, "is it appropriate for the vice president, a married man in his sixties, to be picking up seventeen year old girls in his limo?" They're just asking questions: the questions that the other cable news channels simply won't ask.

The answer is "probably not" but not worthy of a "Spy vs.Spy" panel that Fark politics has become famous for. Although it does appear the team is out there alreadiy downplaying the issue in the event it remains a non-issue.

Picking up a kid for a ride to school is always questionable behavior but as this is probably staged, we can forgive being an election cycle and all.


Intelligence, humor and writing are not among your strong suits.
 
2012-11-04 09:21:40 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: How can anybody hate Joe Biden? I think he's great.


Ever read his voting record before he made his VP run? If so, you would see how. Then again, this is Fark, so I expect some mouth breather to say BSABSVR
 
2012-11-04 09:24:06 PM  
Umm...so about the twins thing...

FTFA: "Nasrallah and her twin brother, Amir Nasrallah, was also invited along for the ride to the rally."

To be fair, Nasrallah is cute.
 
2012-11-04 09:25:20 PM  
She is INSANELY cute.
 
2012-11-04 09:29:11 PM  

7th Son of a 7th Son: She is INSANELY cute.


She's 17 and pretty average, brah
 
2012-11-04 09:38:06 PM  

machoprogrammer: ecmoRandomNumbers: How can anybody hate Joe Biden? I think he's great.

Ever read his voting record before he made his VP run? If so, you would see how. Then again, this is Fark, so I expect some mouth breather to say BSABSVR


This is the dozenth time I've seen someone say this in a Joe thread. And the dozenth time it has been without the slightest bit of specifics.

I admit ignorance to his record. Why not enlighten us instead of just taking a dump and leaving?
 
2012-11-04 09:41:41 PM  
Andrew Luck has 2,404 passing yards for the 5-3 Colts. Peyton Manning has 2,404 passing yards for the 5-3 Broncos.
 
2012-11-04 09:42:49 PM  
Wow, Biden fanboys, weird.
 
2012-11-04 09:43:00 PM  

Smackledorfer: machoprogrammer: ecmoRandomNumbers: How can anybody hate Joe Biden? I think he's great.

Ever read his voting record before he made his VP run? If so, you would see how. Then again, this is Fark, so I expect some mouth breather to say BSABSVR

This is the dozenth time I've seen someone say this in a Joe thread. And the dozenth time it has been without the slightest bit of specifics.

I admit ignorance to his record. Why not enlighten us instead of just taking a dump and leaving?


Here's a selection of Joe Biden's key votes since 1992 or so. The list is pretty long so I dunno what the troll would be referring to. Perhaps he will come back and enlighten us. But probably not.
 
2012-11-04 09:45:19 PM  
Is that coconut creme filling that spilled onto your blue dress?
 
2012-11-04 09:45:20 PM  
Speaking of VP candidates, where the hell have the republicans been hiding Ryan these past few weeks? I haven't seen anything from him.
 
2012-11-04 09:46:25 PM  

Smackledorfer: machoprogrammer: ecmoRandomNumbers: How can anybody hate Joe Biden? I think he's great.

Ever read his voting record before he made his VP run? If so, you would see how. Then again, this is Fark, so I expect some mouth breather to say BSABSVR

This is the dozenth time I've seen someone say this in a Joe thread. And the dozenth time it has been without the slightest bit of specifics.

I admit ignorance to his record. Why not enlighten us instead of just taking a dump and leaving?


Joe Biden's voting record

I haven't read through it yet, just providing it for the class so we call can read up and be more informed.
 
2012-11-04 09:48:01 PM  

7th Son of a 7th Son: She is INSANELY cute.


Seconded.
 
2012-11-04 09:48:52 PM  

skullkrusher: 7th Son of a 7th Son: She is INSANELY cute.

She's 17 and pretty average, brah


"Sharp knees" eh?

/Get your eyes checked
 
2012-11-04 09:49:33 PM  

Gepetto: [Biden's voting record]


*shakes tiny fist*
 
2012-11-04 09:50:36 PM  

Johnny Swank: Speaking of VP candidates, where the hell have the republicans been hiding Ryan these past few weeks? I haven't seen anything from him.


He was training for the NYC marathon.
 
2012-11-04 09:54:14 PM  

jdamaral: Andrew Luck has 2,404 passing yards for the 5-3 Colts. Peyton Manning has 2,404 passing yards for the 5-3 Broncos.


Well, that's it. I'm voting for RON PAUL then.
 
2012-11-04 09:55:54 PM  
Fox News tomorrow reporting

i176.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-04 09:57:28 PM  
Thumbs up, Joe.
 
2012-11-04 09:57:50 PM  
Amira and Amir Nasrallah huh, I knew this administration was full of sekret Mooslims but now they aren't even trying to hide it any more.
 
2012-11-04 10:04:14 PM  
Pure Biden.

Pure Awesome.
 
2012-11-04 10:08:57 PM  

jdamaral: Andrew Luck has 2,404 passing yards for the 5-3 Colts. Peyton Manning has 2,404 passing yards for the 5-3 Broncos.


I have to give it Luck and Manning on this one, their records are undeniably better than Biden's.
 
2012-11-04 10:13:05 PM  

propasaurus: He's like a non-perv Clinton.


hahahaha to bad we can't get quote shirts other than on headlines because, that is a winner.

Joe Biden, the non-perv Clinton
 
2012-11-04 10:13:13 PM  

Teufelaffe: Smackledorfer: machoprogrammer: ecmoRandomNumbers: How can anybody hate Joe Biden? I think he's great.

Ever read his voting record before he made his VP run? If so, you would see how. Then again, this is Fark, so I expect some mouth breather to say BSABSVR

This is the dozenth time I've seen someone say this in a Joe thread. And the dozenth time it has been without the slightest bit of specifics.

I admit ignorance to his record. Why not enlighten us instead of just taking a dump and leaving?

Joe Biden's voting record

I haven't read through it yet, just providing it for the class so we call can read up and be more informed.


I remember him as the Senator "D-MC/Visa". Yeah, and elected officials from coal states are pro-coal, those from corn states are pro-corn, etc.

He's done wonderfully as the VP though, so I'm happy to reward him for good behavior.
 
2012-11-04 10:13:52 PM  
how jealous is Clinton (either one) right now.
 
2012-11-04 10:13:56 PM  
Republicans love to dump on him, but Biden's a great guy.

I was in college back when his presidential campaign went down in flames over the Neil Kinnock stuff. That was pretty much all I knew about the guy when, a few months later, he was speaking at my school. A friend said let's go, so I did, couldn't really understand why he was giving a talk at a college in upstate New York in frigging January--and not in Syracuse, which I would have understood, but instead at the next major city west on the thruway.

Anyway, he gave his talk, and then took questions. And more questions. And more questions. Anything any kid wanted to ask, as people left the crowd just concentrated more around him, past 9, past 10, past 11 and he was as engaging and enthusiastic at the end as he was at the beginning.

Like the guy ever since.

Of course, it made the performance a little more impressive when I found out the next day that it was probably sometime during that session that his brain exploded.
 
2012-11-04 10:19:06 PM  

G.I.R.B.: skullkrusher: 7th Son of a 7th Son: She is INSANELY cute.

She's 17 and pretty average, brah

"Sharp knees" eh?

/Get your eyes checked


nah, I just have a higher standard for INSANELY cute. I also demand a high school diploma
 
2012-11-04 10:21:21 PM  

Dirty Hot Linker: And then Joe Biden gave her one of these:

[i.ebayimg.com image 336x500]


That is the most awesome thing ever! Where do I get one?
 
2012-11-04 10:25:43 PM  

Teufelaffe: Smackledorfer: machoprogrammer: ecmoRandomNumbers: How can anybody hate Joe Biden? I think he's great.

Ever read his voting record before he made his VP run? If so, you would see how. Then again, this is Fark, so I expect some mouth breather to say BSABSVR

This is the dozenth time I've seen someone say this in a Joe thread. And the dozenth time it has been without the slightest bit of specifics.

I admit ignorance to his record. Why not enlighten us instead of just taking a dump and leaving?

Joe Biden's voting record

I haven't read through it yet, just providing it for the class so we call can read up and be more informed.


Using your link:
Iraq War
Gitmo detainees


This one sucks, too, but not that big of a deal

RIAA/MPAA friendly bill
 
2012-11-04 10:39:09 PM  

herrDrFarkenstein: [cache.daylife.com image 700x466] 

Stayin' Alive ... Joe Joe Joe Joe .... Stayin aliiiiiiiiiive!


Hahaha, oh my god. I wasn't really feelin' it, so I opened up the song in youtube and it works so well. Nice spot. Now I'd do just about anything for a video of Biden strolling around doing a white-man pimp-walk with a jacket over one shoulder.

So yeah, Biden/Clinton 2016, make it happen!
 
2012-11-04 10:45:03 PM  

machoprogrammer: Teufelaffe: Smackledorfer: machoprogrammer: ecmoRandomNumbers: How can anybody hate Joe Biden? I think he's great.

Ever read his voting record before he made his VP run? If so, you would see how. Then again, this is Fark, so I expect some mouth breather to say BSABSVR

This is the dozenth time I've seen someone say this in a Joe thread. And the dozenth time it has been without the slightest bit of specifics.

I admit ignorance to his record. Why not enlighten us instead of just taking a dump and leaving?

Joe Biden's voting record

I haven't read through it yet, just providing it for the class so we call can read up and be more informed.

Using your link:
Iraq War
Gitmo detainees


This one sucks, too, but not that big of a deal

RIAA/MPAA friendly bill


I dunno, I think the Iraq war vote (though I'm totally cool with craigslist boobies...) and the PERFORM Act are the two objectionable ones there. The Gitmo detainees amendment had a provision in there preventing detainees from using habeas corpus. I can see why you would vote against it. And the child tax one extended tax cuts. Can't blame him for voting on that either.

Really though, if you actually hate Biden because of those votes, I think you gots some issues.
 
2012-11-04 10:45:59 PM  

machoprogrammer: Teufelaffe: Smackledorfer: machoprogrammer: ecmoRandomNumbers: How can anybody hate Joe Biden? I think he's great.

Ever read his voting record before he made his VP run? If so, you would see how. Then again, this is Fark, so I expect some mouth breather to say BSABSVR

This is the dozenth time I've seen someone say this in a Joe thread. And the dozenth time it has been without the slightest bit of specifics.

I admit ignorance to his record. Why not enlighten us instead of just taking a dump and leaving?

Joe Biden's voting record

I haven't read through it yet, just providing it for the class so we call can read up and be more informed.

Using your link:
Iraq War
Gitmo detainees


This one sucks, too, but not that big of a deal

RIAA/MPAA friendly bill


Based on your link, if that's Joe's stance on the Iraq War, he's got my vote!

/or maybe you need to clear your search history
 
2012-11-04 11:01:12 PM  
And how cool is his wife to just go with it? She knows who Joe comes home to at night... she's heard the urgency in his voice when he comes...
 
2012-11-04 11:01:13 PM  

DeltaPunch: jdamaral: Andrew Luck has 2,404 passing yards for the 5-3 Colts. Peyton Manning has 2,404 passing yards for the 5-3 Broncos.

I have to give it Luck and Manning on this one, their records are undeniably better than Biden's.


Bill for DeltaPunch:
1 New USB Keyboard $15
 
2012-11-04 11:07:48 PM  

brandent: Yeah not sure about him being president but he would make the most incredible uncle and probably grandfather.


I could totally see him being a Teddy Roosevelt-type president.

Not that I want him to gain the presidency the way teddy did but...
 
2012-11-04 11:19:35 PM  

NewportBarGuy: In just a few days it'll be Paul Ryan coaxing those young girls into his limo. Good times!


Well, that's just creepy.
 
2012-11-04 11:21:02 PM  
I'm sure had Mitt Romney been there he could have bought the place, fired everyone and handed the girl a salt shaker to place in her hovel.
 
2012-11-04 11:49:02 PM  

jjwars1: Wow, Biden fanboys, weird.


Not really, Biden is f#cking boss... it's actually kinda weird that you don't see that.
 
2012-11-04 11:50:49 PM  

Gepetto: machoprogrammer: Teufelaffe: Smackledorfer: machoprogrammer: ecmoRandomNumbers: How can anybody hate Joe Biden? I think he's great.

Ever read his voting record before he made his VP run? If so, you would see how. Then again, this is Fark, so I expect some mouth breather to say BSABSVR

This is the dozenth time I've seen someone say this in a Joe thread. And the dozenth time it has been without the slightest bit of specifics.

I admit ignorance to his record. Why not enlighten us instead of just taking a dump and leaving?

Joe Biden's voting record

I haven't read through it yet, just providing it for the class so we call can read up and be more informed.

Using your link:
Iraq War
Gitmo detainees


This one sucks, too, but not that big of a deal

RIAA/MPAA friendly bill

I dunno, I think the Iraq war vote (though I'm totally cool with craigslist boobies...) and the PERFORM Act are the two objectionable ones there. The Gitmo detainees amendment had a provision in there preventing detainees from using habeas corpus. I can see why you would vote against it. And the child tax one extended tax cuts. Can't blame him for voting on that either.

Really though, if you actually hate Biden because of those votes, I think you gots some issues.


He also cut some pretty obnoxious deals with Jesse Helms when they were in Senate Foreign Relations together. In the way, way back of my mind, I remember there was at least one bill where they agreed to basically take the US mandatory contribution to the UN hostage as part of a 'bargain'.
 
2012-11-05 12:14:25 AM  

teto85: Joe is teh coolest!!!

He doesn't need a Trans-Am.


The Trans-Am needs Biden.
 
2012-11-05 12:38:25 AM  
cache.daylife.com

"You, geddafukouttahere. This limo only has room for one dude. Now tell your parents I'll have your sister home by eleven, unless she decides she wants the VIP tour of Chair Force Two."
 
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