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(CNN)   What use is fame and an official car if you can't use it to pick up teenage girls?   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) divider line 121
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2012-11-04 05:19:37 PM  
And with that, the vice president entered the SUV, along with the young woman, her brother and Secret Service, making the young lady perhaps the coolest kid at her high school.

Cool, maybe; but unable to ever hold a real job & hopelessly infested with America-hating socialism.

/In before WND, NutBusters, NRO, etc. etc.
 
2012-11-04 05:47:55 PM  
Just imagine if Joe had his Bird already...
 
2012-11-04 05:49:01 PM  
Did what now?

*click*

Oh, teh lulz. I loves me some Joe Biden.

See also: cheesecake and coconut custard pies

Well played, sir.
 
2012-11-04 05:51:20 PM  
The limo pealed away afterwards, blaring Paradise City from the speakers.
 
2012-11-04 06:09:41 PM  
That made my day. I love me some Joe!
 
2012-11-04 06:14:01 PM  

GAT_00: The limo pealed away afterwards, blaring Paradise City from the speakers.


Where the girls are green, and the grass is pretty.
 
2012-11-04 06:15:57 PM  
Should have mentioned twins subby.
 
2012-11-04 06:16:34 PM  
How can anybody hate Joe Biden? I think he's great.
 
2012-11-04 06:19:24 PM  
What's all this, now?

<click>

I agree, subs, you should have mentioned teenage twins.

Oh, how I love you Joe Biden, you magnificent bastard!
 
2012-11-04 06:20:11 PM  
I wonder how much this pissed off the Secret Service.
 
2012-11-04 06:21:29 PM  
I'm waiting for Fox News to come out and say he kidnapped a set of teenage twins by tempting them with confections.
 
2012-11-04 06:27:05 PM  

Girl From The North Country: I wonder how much this pissed off the Secret Service.


Probably not as much as Obama walking the streets of DC during his innaguratl trip to the white house. Remember that? Those poor fellows were probably sweating bullets.

Joe Biden is like everyone's favorite uncle. He is objectively awesome.
 
2012-11-04 06:33:01 PM  
www.imcdb.org
 
2012-11-04 06:42:13 PM  

Ambivalence: Girl From The North Country: I wonder how much this pissed off the Secret Service.

Probably not as much as Obama walking the streets of DC during his innaguratl trip to the white house. Remember that? Those poor fellows were probably sweating bullets.

Joe Biden is like everyone's favorite uncle. He is objectively awesome.


Ha! I know I was sweating bullets watching that, wondering wtf is he thinking?
 
2012-11-04 07:00:24 PM  

Girl From The North Country: Ambivalence: Girl From The North Country: I wonder how much this pissed off the Secret Service.

Probably not as much as Obama walking the streets of DC during his innaguratl trip to the white house. Remember that? Those poor fellows were probably sweating bullets.

Joe Biden is like everyone's favorite uncle. He is objectively awesome.

Ha! I know I was sweating bullets watching that, wondering wtf is he thinking?


Sometimes, I think he thinks he can use his balls as a shield.
 
2012-11-04 07:05:33 PM  

Girl From The North Country: Ha! I know I was sweating bullets watching that, wondering wtf is he thinking?


I don't know what he was thinking but you definately couldn't fault his courage. That was about when I realized "Yah, he'll do alright."
 
2012-11-04 07:22:36 PM  

HST's Dead Carcass: I'm waiting for Fox News to come out and say he kidnapped a set of teenage twins by tempting them with confections.


Teens get free ride on tax payer dime.
 
2012-11-04 07:30:58 PM  

Ambivalence: Joe Biden is like everyone's favorite uncle. He is objectively awesome.


i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-04 07:34:25 PM  
Biden is one bad-ass mofo. I love the guy. He and Clinton have been raising serious hell lately.
 
2012-11-04 07:36:54 PM  

Girl From The North Country: That made my day. I love me some Joe!


ecmoRandomNumbers: How can anybody hate Joe Biden? I think he's great.


Benevolent Misanthrope: Oh, how I love you Joe Biden, you magnificent bastard!


Ambivalence: Joe Biden is like everyone's favorite uncle. He is objectively awesome.


i293.photobucket.com

Likes where this thread is going, getting a real kick, etc.
 
2012-11-04 07:51:13 PM  
Submitter: What use is fame and an official car if you can't use it to pick up teenage girls twins?

/Just kidding.
//I really like Joe Biden and plan to vote for him Tuesday.
 
2012-11-04 07:55:59 PM  
i1127.photobucket.com

Real Biden's starting to resemble Onion Biden more and more.
 
2012-11-04 07:58:03 PM  
I has a happy.

Maybe I'll adopt Joe.
 
2012-11-04 07:58:44 PM  
Reads fark headline....

Please don't let it be Joe Biden, please don't let it be Joe Biden, please don't let it be Joe Biden.....

Opens story.... DAMN IT!

RTFA.... Awesome job Joe!

Whew, really dodge a bullet there.
 
2012-11-04 07:59:03 PM  

quatchi: Did what now?

*click*

Oh, teh lulz. I loves me some Joe Biden.

See also: cheesecake and coconut custard pies

Well played, sir.


Courting the PeeWee Herman vote still
 
2012-11-04 08:00:18 PM  
Biden is just a cool guy!
 
2012-11-04 08:01:22 PM  
Joe is teh coolest!!!

He doesn't need a Trans-Am.
 
2012-11-04 08:04:56 PM  
He gave her a ride to her highschool because she had to work at the restaurant he was currently buying pies in? Dafuq?
 
2012-11-04 08:10:24 PM  
Uh oh, Joe Biden seems to have helped A-Rab Muslins. This would be a sign that Obama is planning to install Sharia Law, but I am not a crazy redneck.
 
2012-11-04 08:12:09 PM  

skullkrusher: He gave her a ride to her highschool because she had to work at the restaurant he was currently buying pies in? Dafuq?


He's speaking at an event held at her high school on a Sunday.
 
2012-11-04 08:13:14 PM  
Joe Biden, the 8-track vice prez
 
2012-11-04 08:13:29 PM  
Just think of how many more he would've picked up with the flaming chicken.
 
2012-11-04 08:13:37 PM  

Sock Ruh Tease: Uh oh, Joe Biden seems to have helped A-Rab Muslins. This would be a sign that Obama is planning to install Sharia Law, but I am not a crazy redneck.


"I need to take time off work for the, uh, rally," doesn't sound nearly as official as, "Excuse me Ms. manager, but the V-POTUS has offered to drive me to the rally in his car. if I can get the evening off." What evil bastard wouldn't give a kid the night off for that??
 
2012-11-04 08:14:49 PM  
And then Joe Biden gave her one of these:

i.ebayimg.com
 
2012-11-04 08:15:45 PM  

HST's Dead Carcass: I'm waiting for Fox News to come out and say he kidnapped a set of teenage twins by tempting them with confections.


No. No. He was riding and palling around with Muslim Brotherhood sleeper agents.

/Apparently, from the name, she is muslim.
 
2012-11-04 08:17:33 PM  

HST's Dead Carcass: Just imagine if Joe had his Bird already...


My thought as well.


HST's Dead Carcass: I'm waiting for Fox News to come out and say he kidnapped a set of teenage twins by tempting them with confections.


img.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-04 08:21:23 PM  

Kome: skullkrusher: He gave her a ride to her highschool because she had to work at the restaurant he was currently buying pies in? Dafuq?

He's speaking at an event held at her high school on a Sunday.


yeah, I got that part but she had to work so why did she take a ride to her high school?
 
2012-11-04 08:22:25 PM  
In just a few days it'll be Paul Ryan coaxing those young girls into his limo. Good times!
 
2012-11-04 08:23:40 PM  

skullkrusher: Kome: skullkrusher: He gave her a ride to her highschool because she had to work at the restaurant he was currently buying pies in? Dafuq?

He's speaking at an event held at her high school on a Sunday.

yeah, I got that part but she had to work so why did she take a ride to her high school?


I could be wrong, but the way I read it, she didn't have time to get to the event from work without someone giving her a ride.
 
2012-11-04 08:23:52 PM  
oooooh, she was at the restaurant before her shift and had to work there later... got it. This article sucks. Joe's cool.
 
2012-11-04 08:24:48 PM  

Emposter: skullkrusher: Kome: skullkrusher: He gave her a ride to her highschool because she had to work at the restaurant he was currently buying pies in? Dafuq?

He's speaking at an event held at her high school on a Sunday.

yeah, I got that part but she had to work so why did she take a ride to her high school?

I could be wrong, but the way I read it, she didn't have time to get to the event from work without someone giving her a ride.


I think she was there before her shift and wouldn't have time to get to the event and back in time for the start of her shift unless she got a ride in the Firebird
 
2012-11-04 08:24:50 PM  

NewportBarGuy: In just a few days it'll be Paul Ryan coaxing those young girls into his limo. Good times!


Nah, Ryan's going down due to a text or twitter incident.
 
2012-11-04 08:28:07 PM  
Biden has threesome with teenage Muslims...
 
2012-11-04 08:30:56 PM  

Ambivalence: Girl From The North Country: I wonder how much this pissed off the Secret Service.

Probably not as much as Obama walking the streets of DC during his innaguratl trip to the white house. Remember that? Those poor fellows were probably sweating bullets.

Joe Biden is like everyone's favorite uncle. He is objectively awesome.


Yeah not sure about him being president but he would make the most incredible uncle and probably grandfather.
 
2012-11-04 08:36:58 PM  

GAT_00: The limo pealed away afterwards, blaring Paradise City from the speakers.


I was thinking "Paradaise By the Dashboard Liights" but that is more of Romney's style these days
/don't let your meatloaf
 
2012-11-04 08:41:29 PM  
Amira Nasrallah?

Sounds like a muslin name.

Way to assist a terrorist attack, Joe!!1!
 
2012-11-04 08:41:58 PM  
He's like a non-perv Clinton.
 
2012-11-04 08:43:09 PM  
Come to think of it, a Bill Clinton/Joe Biden ticket would be all kinds of awesome.
 
2012-11-04 08:49:16 PM  

propasaurus: Come to think of it, a Bill Clinton/Joe Biden ticket would be all kinds of awesome.


The United States could not handle it. Half the country would riot, the other half would walk around with sunglasses all the time.
 
2012-11-04 08:52:35 PM  
Joe Biden is, objectively, a cool farking guy.
 
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