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"Sun, vodka bottles start fire inside Burnsville liquor store" - and thus the final seal is broken. Somebody hold me
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vossiewulf
2012-11-04 04:34:29 PM
2 votes:
Damn you refraction, you win again.
TuteTibiImperes
2012-11-04 07:34:25 PM
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This article is useless without identifying the brand of Vodka.
From the video it looks like it was Karkov, which is arguably better suited for use as an accelerant than as a beverage anyway.
PhiloeBedoe
2012-11-04 05:17:50 PM
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Oddly, the town used to be called Daterapeburg until they changed it at the start of the twentieth century. Seems they didn't want to tempt fate.
doglover
2012-11-04 05:14:25 PM
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This happened at a local deli, only the clear, spherical coffee pots were the culprit.
Again, gin wins.
Ain't no green Tanqerey bottles starting fire.
doglover
2012-11-04 04:37:53 PM
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That's why gin is superior.
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