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(New Musical Express)   Courtney Love assures everyone a Kurt Cobain musical won't happen, making it the first time Cobain ever dodged a bullet   (nme.com) divider line 41
    More: Followup, Courtney Love, Kurt Cobain, Family-friendliness, Smells Like Teen Spirit, management fee, Britney Spears, Broadway, Cobain musical  
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2012-11-04 04:10:18 PM  
I heard that PSY was going to play Cobain.
 
2012-11-04 04:13:38 PM  
Shotguns fire bullets?
 
2012-11-04 04:15:04 PM  
Subby should feel bad.
 
2012-11-04 04:35:03 PM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Shotguns fire bullets?


came here... Satisfied.
 
2012-11-04 04:37:43 PM  
What, too soon?
 
2012-11-04 04:45:20 PM  

Mrbogey: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Shotguns fire bullets?

came here... Satisfied.


Ditto.
 
2012-11-04 04:56:37 PM  
This is good, because anyone watching this would want to eat a shotgun.
 
2012-11-04 05:34:01 PM  

Mrbogey: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Shotguns fire bullets?

came here... Satisfied.


t0.gstatic.com
 
2012-11-04 05:47:54 PM  
Let he who has dodged a bullet cast the first stone.
 
2012-11-04 06:23:11 PM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Shotguns fire bullets?


www.hornady.com

"Dodged some shot" doesn't have the same idiomatic meaning as "dodged a bullet".
 
2012-11-04 06:51:52 PM  
There's no humour in Cobain's death =(
 
2012-11-04 07:03:26 PM  

snuff3r: There's no humour in Cobain's death =(


Then why did I laugh at the headline?
 
2012-11-04 07:06:10 PM  

snuff3r: There's no humour in Cobain's death =(


I dunno, I kinda picture him holding the gun in place, getting second thoughts about maybe not killing himself, then remembering he was married to Courtney Love. BLAM!
 
2012-11-04 07:06:31 PM  
I found this lulzy.
 
2012-11-04 07:09:44 PM  

snuff3r: There's no humour in Cobain's death =(


It was nearly 20 years ago. Let it go.
 
2012-11-04 07:13:17 PM  
+1, Subby!
 
2012-11-04 07:14:43 PM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: snuff3r: There's no humour in Cobain's death =(

I dunno, I kinda picture him holding the gun in place, getting second thoughts about maybe not killing himself, then remembering he was married to Courtney Love. BLAM!


Since I consider it more likely that Love shot him, I see it more as him looking at the barrels and thinking "Thank God."
 
Skr
2012-11-04 07:16:43 PM  
Was a horrible concept. Maybe MAYBE if Dave Grohl was the one floating the project I'd be interested, especially if it went the Spinal Tap route. Still a big fan of Kurt and Nirvana... only a slight aversion to shotguns.
 
2012-11-04 07:38:19 PM  
Still looking forward to NYC Shakespeares Production of 'Hole In The Park' this summer.
 
2012-11-04 07:39:15 PM  
Hey man, nice headline
 
2012-11-04 07:45:59 PM  
Good job subby, my sides feel like they're on fire after that one.
 
2012-11-04 08:00:28 PM  
The world would be a richer place if John Lennon was shot twice and Kurt Cobain was still alive.
 
2012-11-04 08:06:49 PM  

No Such Agency: The world would be a richer place if John Lennon was shot twice and Kurt Cobain was still alive.


SUPER TROLL THREADWIN!
100/100
 
2012-11-04 08:09:28 PM  

Mrbogey: snuff3r: There's no humour in Cobain's death =(

It was nearly 20 years ago. Let it go.


My childhood won't let me. It's like my wife throwing out my Last Starfighter VHS tape - I know it needs to happen but I has a sad =(
 
2012-11-04 08:35:37 PM  
SUBBY FOR PRESIDENT 2012
 
2012-11-04 08:55:32 PM  
Oh Fark, will your endless supply of libtards who have poor taste in music and little to no knowledge of firearms ever end?
 
2012-11-04 09:07:29 PM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Shotguns fire bullets?


Mrbogey: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Shotguns fire bullets?

came here... Satisfied.


Parmenius: Mrbogey: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Shotguns fire bullets?

came here... Satisfied.

Ditto.


twiztedjustin: Oh Fark, will your endless supply of libtards who have poor taste in music and little to no knowledge of firearms ever end?


upload.wikimedia.org
Shotgun slug.
 
2012-11-04 09:17:44 PM  
So we don't get to see Smells Like Jazz Hands?
 
2012-11-04 09:30:38 PM  
ZING!!
 
2012-11-04 09:37:54 PM  
Subby should feel bad because this headline has no internal or external logic.
 
2012-11-04 09:41:33 PM  

puckrock2000: Shotgun slug.


I've never heard anyone familiar with weapons refer to a sabot or a slug as a bullet. It's like shell vs cartridge.
 
2012-11-04 11:09:53 PM  

No Such Agency: The world would be a richer place if John Lennon was shot twice and Kurt Cobain was still alive.


Lennon was shot like 6 times, wasn't he? I don't think one more would make a difference.
 
2012-11-04 11:53:47 PM  

No Such Agency: The world would be a richer place if John Lennon was shot twice and Kurt Cobain was still alive.


Id say yoko and john or john and courtney. Either way, the less coat tail riding talentless hacks the better.
 
2012-11-05 12:33:40 AM  

No Such Agency: The world would be a richer place if John Lennon was shot twice and Kurt Cobain was still alive.


I'm pretty sure they were both creatively wrung dry by their end. From an entertainment value standpoint, live, die who gives a fark? Would your world be the poorer for it if someone shot Axl Rose?
 
kab
2012-11-05 01:00:57 AM  

No Such Agency: The world would be a richer place if John Lennon was shot twice and Kurt Cobain was still alive.


But then who would we have spent the past 18 years foisting unwarranted accolades on?
 
2012-11-05 01:28:49 AM  
Yeah, those shotguns, when not firing shot, toss those mighty slugs it's a scary thing.

Whether or not it's cool to like Cobain, the guy knew how to write songs. He had chronic stomach pain and depression. So he's gone. And Nirvana was one of the best bands of the last century (along with the Pixies).
 
2012-11-05 04:55:05 AM  
The people that dislike Cobain must be hair band fans.
 
2012-11-05 07:35:46 AM  

snuff3r: There's no humour in Cobain's death =(


I disagree
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/I wish they could bring Dimebag back
 
2012-11-05 09:39:53 AM  

Summoner101: The people that dislike Cobain must be hair band fans.


not a hair band fan here, but he should have made it a murder-suicide.
He left a real mess behind, if you know what I mean.
and I think you do.
 
2012-11-05 09:59:17 AM  
They should have made this musical and made it faaaabulouuussss. What else can I say? Everyone is gay.

His shotgun sandwich left a bad taste in all of our mouths. Nirvana was pretty good. Nothing more. Nothing less.

Disney should make Episode 7 about a sort of talented but conflicted Jedi and his unstable life and newfound power but can't handle the stress so he swallows his lightsaber. And when people retell his story they talk about the amazing force lightning powers he had and how he could fly and crush star destroyers with his pinky.
 
2012-11-05 11:12:52 AM  

Summoner101: The people that dislike Cobain must be hair band fans.


Or people who listened to the bands that Nirvana was a pale imitation.
 
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