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(The Sun)   ♫ You don't tug on Superman's cape. You don't spit into the wind. You don't pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger and you don't poke a great white shark ♫   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 12
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2012-11-04 07:40:20 PM
2 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com 

Btw, I approve of this thread
2012-11-04 07:11:21 PM
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Brazilian Botelho, 31, says he's spent 24 hours diving with the half-ton creatures and has never been bitten.

He claims the key is to remain relaxed, hold your ground - and maintain eye contact with the beast.


Wasn't there somedude in Alaska who lived with wild bears, said something like this, and later got mauled to death?
2012-11-04 11:21:58 PM
1 votes:

Apos: [img.thesun.co.uk image 500x265]


"Which brazen idiot should I eat first? Decisions,decisions....."


The one that had the peanut butter Snickers for lunch.

/"Eat both squares please...."
2012-11-04 09:49:16 PM
1 votes:
How to stop shark attacks:
Leave them alone !!!
2012-11-04 08:50:50 PM
1 votes:
img.thesun.co.uk


"Which brazen idiot should I eat first? Decisions,decisions....."
2012-11-04 08:32:38 PM
1 votes:
Stand your ground?

When one wants to it will tear him apart. It only takes one having a bad day.
2012-11-04 07:44:31 PM
1 votes:

Snapper Carr: "Would you like to confirm Not A Land Shark as your friend?"


I LOL'd.

BRB Candygram guy at the door...
2012-11-04 07:05:16 PM
1 votes:

Spartapuss: What are you doing? Are you quoting Jaws? We don't have time for that.


We've moved on to Deep Blue Sea by this point.

One cannot refuse to acknowledge that - deepest, bluest - LL Cool J's hat is like a shark's fin.


nirwana: "It's a Tiger shark"

A What?"


In all fairness, the delivery is more like: "A WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?"
2012-11-04 06:58:41 PM
1 votes:
Famous last words, "I haven't been bitten yet."
2012-11-04 06:56:22 PM
1 votes:
You don't?

www.moneyandshit.com
2012-11-04 06:24:25 PM
1 votes:
Even if you have a two-piece custom-made pool cue?
2012-11-04 04:20:00 PM
1 votes:
..maintain eye contact with the beast.

"And the thing about a shark is he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes..."

/Oblig.

Thank the FSM this was just a story about some guys dumb enough to go swimming with sharks and then poke them with a stick while taking photos. or a second there I thought sharks were starting to FB.

*blink*

/All week, the veal is excellent here.
 
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