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(The Sun)   ♫ You don't tug on Superman's cape. You don't spit into the wind. You don't pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger and you don't poke a great white shark ♫   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 72
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2012-11-04 08:51:51 PM

herrDrFarkenstein: 99.998er: Medic Zero: Just punch them in the nose!

...or kick them in the nads.

Damn you for making me GIS "shark testes". Huh? It might not be as easy as you think.


So effectively great whites dn't have nards?
 
2012-11-04 08:59:41 PM

Onkel Buck: If you want to try this in the safety of your home here is a simulator
[i277.photobucket.com image 480x640]



The last thing I wanna do is stand here and see that thing cut open and see that little Kintner boy spill out all over the table...
 
2012-11-04 09:10:06 PM

John Buck 41: Jesus. Thank you for that clarification.


Hey, I'm nothing if not a completist.
 
2012-11-04 09:12:34 PM
Jaws quotes, a Farker spoken-wording (?) an atrocious song from a cheese movie and Jim Croce all in one thread.

I love this thread.

Great whites are farking scary, but the bull shark freaks me right out. Farker can swim in FRESH water. Fark that shiat.

/will catch 'im and kill 'im for 10
 
2012-11-04 09:17:54 PM

sovietski: Jaws quotes, a Farker spoken-wording (?) an atrocious song from a cheese movie and Jim Croce all in one thread.

I love this thread.


*fistbump*

Amen to that, man.
 
2012-11-04 09:24:25 PM
And thanks to the internet, we'll always have Photographs & Memories of this event.
 
2012-11-04 09:26:32 PM
www.the-filmreel.com


My God it's coming right at us help!
 
2012-11-04 09:45:21 PM
cdn.motinetwork.net
 
2012-11-04 09:49:16 PM
How to stop shark attacks:
Leave them alone !!!
 
2012-11-04 10:45:54 PM

bmr68: Stand your ground?

When one wants to it will tear him apart. It only takes one having a bad day.


No, no, I'm pretty sure that it will take love to tear us apart again.
 
2012-11-04 10:53:39 PM

YakiManiac: How to stop shark attacks:
Leave them alone !!!


And...

Stay out of the water!!!
 
2012-11-04 11:21:58 PM

Apos: [img.thesun.co.uk image 500x265]


"Which brazen idiot should I eat first? Decisions,decisions....."


The one that had the peanut butter Snickers for lunch.

/"Eat both squares please...."
 
2012-11-04 11:45:09 PM

mark12A: WHAR PITTSBURGH ZOO STORY, WHAR??

I guess there are some stories even Fark won't fark with...


Been posted at least twice today
 
2012-11-05 12:33:07 AM

sovietski: Jaws quotes, a Farker spoken-wording (?) an atrocious song from a cheese movie and Jim Croce all in one thread.

I love this thread.

Great whites are farking scary, but the bull shark freaks me right out. Farker can swim in FRESH water. Fark that shiat.

/will catch 'im and kill 'im for 10


On the coast of Costa Rica I was told by guides to stay the hell out of the water. This was on the east coast. There was a strip of land maybe 40 yards wide that separated the ocean from a freshwater river, though there was a gap. The bull sharks were known to swim up the river looking for food and hurting people
 
2012-11-05 01:13:30 AM
I fish the gulf all the time, and have caught some big ass sharks. I've caught some massive bull sharks and lemon sharks in waist deep water--It's quite scary. While wade fishing a few times, I have been "bumped." That's was the last time I kept a stringer of fish near me. They mainly keep away though, and are spooked quite often.

Non-lethal nurse shark I caught(or tried to, it snapped my rod in half) and had filmed. Still fun to see em up close though.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JU_P2ZpUoRY&feature=g-upl
 
2012-11-05 02:06:12 AM
So it's a female shark?...

I'm a shark
I'm a shark
Poke my vag
I'm a shark
 
2012-11-05 06:32:43 AM

mark12A: WHAR PITTSBURGH ZOO STORY, WHAR??

I guess there are some stories even Fark won't fark with...


On the Main page.
 
2012-11-05 07:07:31 AM
That headline took a long time just to suck
 
2012-11-05 07:42:26 AM

Apos: [img.thesun.co.uk image 500x265]


"Which brazen idiot should I eat first? Decisions,decisions....."


img.thesun.co.uk Duh, he poked me, George, he poked me
 
2012-11-05 02:19:26 PM

Onkel Buck: If you want to try this in the safety of your home here is a simulator
[i277.photobucket.com image 480x640]


I loved playing that game as a kid!
 
2012-11-05 03:10:32 PM
Those wetsuits look really warm.
 
2012-11-05 06:22:54 PM
Not for all the money in the world.
 
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