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(Foodbeast)   So Quidditch Pong is a thing, here are the rules   (foodbeast.com) divider line 25
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2012-11-04 06:22:37 PM  
nerd core...


zzzzz
 
2012-11-04 06:24:16 PM  
i hate that a thing is a thing now
 
2012-11-04 06:27:32 PM  
So no emma watson ping pong ball trick?
 
2012-11-04 06:33:12 PM  
i hate that the idiots who write this shiat up get a sense of their own smug self satisfaction. As if what they're doing actually matters in the least. Look at the god damn profile at the bottom. "IM SUCH A CELEBRITY!".
 
2012-11-04 06:46:24 PM  

kidsizedcoffin: So no emma watson ping pong ball trick?


lh4.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-11-04 06:59:09 PM  
lh5.googleusercontent.com

/ Obscure, sorry
 
2012-11-04 06:59:24 PM  
Nerd people problem.
 
2012-11-04 07:01:10 PM  
Title should be "How to secure your virginity for life!"
 
2012-11-04 07:07:40 PM  

jaytkay: / Obscure, sorry


43 man squamish is never obscure.
 
2012-11-04 07:12:53 PM  
Come on, guys. If you had absolutely zero chance of ever seeing a real live woman naked, you'd be playing Quidditch Pong, too.
 
2012-11-04 07:34:01 PM  
I prefer Calvin Ball Pong.
 
2012-11-04 07:37:36 PM  
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Next up on the evolutionary schedule.
 
2012-11-04 07:46:04 PM  

titwrench: jaytkay: / Obscure, sorry

43 man squamish is never obscure.


I'm from Suquamish originally. We don't play this game...nor pong of any kind. When It comes time for drinkin', we don't play around.
 
2012-11-04 08:10:08 PM  
I was more intrigued by the expelliarmus shot. Heres the Link from the bottom of TFA
 
2012-11-04 08:14:21 PM  

Tom_Slick: I prefer Calvin Ball Pong.


I prefer Australian Rules Quiddich, myself.
 
2012-11-04 08:51:19 PM  

Dr. Horrible: Come on, guys. If you had absolutely zero chance of ever seeing a real live woman naked, you'd be playing Quidditch Pong, too.


If they're playing Quiddich Pong, they for sure have no chance of seeing a real live (or dead) woman naked.
 
2012-11-04 08:54:17 PM  
If I had a few of the shots they mentioned in TFA I'd probably play with a nerd boy's snitch.
 
2012-11-04 08:57:26 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Dr. Horrible: Come on, guys. If you had absolutely zero chance of ever seeing a real live woman naked, you'd be playing Quidditch Pong, too.

If they're playing Quiddich Pong, they for sure have no chance of seeing a real live (or dead) woman naked.


Unless they are in their late teens to early 20s (beer pong age) when all the females grew up on Harry Potter. I'm not going to play as a 30 year old, but it could fly as a 20 year old in college.
 
2012-11-04 09:08:11 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Dr. Horrible: Come on, guys. If you had absolutely zero chance of ever seeing a real live woman naked, you'd be playing Quidditch Pong, too.

If they're playing Quiddich Pong, they for sure have no chance of seeing a real live (or dead) woman naked.


What if they're going to mortuary school? I'm willing to bet there is a copious amount of drinking for that one.
 
2012-11-04 09:10:16 PM  

ladyfortuna: Gyrfalcon: Dr. Horrible: Come on, guys. If you had absolutely zero chance of ever seeing a real live woman naked, you'd be playing Quidditch Pong, too.

If they're playing Quiddich Pong, they for sure have no chance of seeing a real live (or dead) woman naked.

What if they're going to mortuary school? I'm willing to bet there is a copious amount of drinking for that one.


Then they'd be playing formaldehyde pong...and what they'd be doing to that naked woman doesn't bear thinking about.
 
2012-11-04 09:26:34 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Dr. Horrible: Come on, guys. If you had absolutely zero chance of ever seeing a real live woman naked, you'd be playing Quidditch Pong, too.

If they're playing Quiddich Pong, they for sure have no chance of seeing a real live (or dead) woman naked.


All the girls of the Harry Potter generation are in their late teens-mid 20s now. I'd play and so would plenty of my female friends. However, how cute we are is a separate question

/We're cute
 
2012-11-04 09:45:51 PM  

Skullduggery: Gyrfalcon: Dr. Horrible: Come on, guys. If you had absolutely zero chance of ever seeing a real live woman naked, you'd be playing Quidditch Pong, too.

If they're playing Quiddich Pong, they for sure have no chance of seeing a real live (or dead) woman naked.

All the girls of the Harry Potter generation are in their late teens-mid 20s now. I'd play and so would plenty of my female friends. However, how cute we are is a separate question

/We're cute


Hey, baby. This place is mugga-lame. Let's apparate out of hear and skip over to a little haunted shack I've got up in the woods. Listen, I picked up some magic mushrooms the other day, that'll blow, your, mind.

/ seriously, they do that
// doesn't hurt as much as it looks like it would
 
2012-11-04 11:58:26 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Dr. Horrible: Come on, guys. If you had absolutely zero chance of ever seeing a real live woman naked, you'd be playing Quidditch Pong, too.

If they're playing Quiddich Pong, they for sure have no chance of seeing a real live (or dead) woman naked.



Ehh I am going with you are both wrong, really wrong. I can tell you that some of my friends will have this set up in the next few months when they see this and they will not be guys. Being part of the Harry Potter generation most of the women like Harry Potter, and a lot of the guys do but most of them would not care enough to set something like this up, and the ones that don't like Harry Potter will still play because ehh fark it beer and friends.


Harry Potter is not like most other nerdy things, a significant portion of females around my age (mid 20's) love this kind of thing...A LOT.
 
2012-11-05 10:11:05 AM  
gays : harry potter :: pedos : Emma Watson
 
2012-11-05 11:55:49 AM  
Hey old people. Girls my age (mid 20s) farking fawn over anything HP related. HP isn't basement dwelling nerdy and is main stream (can you believe that out of a best selling book and movie series?). I sent this link to girls and they replied that "it looks farking awesome." Guess who gets to party with none trashy drunk chicks! Also a hot girl wrote the article.

/I wrote rules for Call of Duty Pong which me and college friends still Bro out and play.
 
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