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(Cincinnati Enquirer)   Red Cross to Mitt Romney campaign: "Uh, thanks, but we don't actually need all of this stuff you just dumped at our doorstep"   (cincinnati.com) divider line 30
    More: Dumbass, Mitt Romney, Red Cross, Ted Strickland, Kettering, Southern New Jersey, Delaware Valley, water bottles, thank you  
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2012-11-04 05:59:18 PM
7 votes:

SoldierBlue: We want your money and you blood


So the red cross is run by Jewish vampires?


/I kid I kid
2012-11-04 05:59:05 PM
5 votes:
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2012-11-04 06:44:32 PM
4 votes:
Romney actually held a second photo op donating blood, but all they got was hydraulic fluid.
2012-11-04 05:31:56 PM
4 votes:
For Romney/Ryan it's all about what things appear to be, rather than what they actually are.

Ryan appears to be doing the dishes in a soup kitchen.
Romney appears to be encouraging people to donate generously to the Red Cross.
Obama appears to be Muslin anti-Christ book-readin' black-bein' yeller-bellied varmint.

So vote Republican.
2012-11-04 04:10:12 PM
4 votes:
Much like She Who Shall Remain Nameless, I really can't wait for the election to be over so he can fark off back to wherever the hell he comes from and never darken our lives again.

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He's had so many "Dukakis in the tank" moments, they've had to retire the phrase. In fact, to raise money for storm relief, we should tie Mitt Romney to a post and let Michael Dukakis cockpunch him for an hour. $10 a punch for 60 minutes.
2012-11-04 06:54:03 PM
3 votes:

GAT_00: But I was told Mitt Romney cared so much about helping people.


Yeah, just like how a Tea Partier I know (who has two kids by two different women, is on food stamps, lives with his rich parents, and hates the government, but that's another story) who said that Rush Limbaugh has a 'documented' 99.7% accuracy. Normally, I wouldn't have bothered with it, but I was particularly rankled by the word 'documented' so after MUCH pressing, he finally sent me to the site where it was documented.

It was RushLimbaugh.com
2012-11-04 02:56:48 PM
3 votes:
One of the better jokes on the SNL WU last night was Mitt Romney giving Seth Meyers a "canned good," waiting for the photo flash, then taking it back.
2012-11-04 02:31:24 PM
3 votes:
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2012-11-05 06:26:07 AM
2 votes:

Cup_O_Jo: You want a President who helps people. Who gets off his ass and does something. THEN---when a Candidate drops off stuff for the red cross (and BTW they don't turn jack away so whoever wrote this is full of shiat) --all the sudden it's a photo op. EVEN WHEN your President brings nothing and stands outside the red cross then goes in a shakes hands..THATS not a photo op-thats just a good President? No the good guy is the guy who sends the bus full of stuff-and is not even there for a photo op. BUT ya know what. Whatever.


Tagg Romney is not going to sleep with you.
2012-11-04 10:33:30 PM
2 votes:
They would rather have donations of money and blood.

Wow just like the 2012 election.
2012-11-04 07:49:27 PM
2 votes:

make me some tea: Is it possible politics is at play here?


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You just blew poor Ric Romero's mind.
2012-11-04 07:49:20 PM
2 votes:

wotthefark: Mitt Romneys Tax Return: Katie98_KT: He could have organized a blood drive. Something the red cross specifically said they needed. Many people who are eligible do not give blood, and having a presidental candidate get out there, and donate blood and encourage people to do so might have actually HELPED. Maybe during the campaign rallies he could have the red cross set up donation tents (etc), and have a photo-op of him and his family donating.

That's actually an excellent idea. If he had a competent campaign staff someone might have thought of it.

We already have those it's called the military.


The army's coming to take our blood?!?
2012-11-04 07:16:15 PM
2 votes:

wotthefark: Romney is a supposed "successful business man". Seriously, if you can't grasp economies of scale and overhead costs then you are not a business man and Mitt Romney isn't one. He's an opportunist vulture.


Hey, that's not fair at all. Now, give Romney a chance to dismantle the Red Cross, leaving it bankrupt, and he'd ace it!
2012-11-04 03:11:46 PM
2 votes:
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2012-11-04 10:19:48 PM
1 votes:

LouDobbsAwaaaay: Jairzinho: Is that a "Don't tread on me" flag someone is holding in the middle against the fence? WTF does someone do with such a flag in a farking food drive for storm victims????

They don't know what it means. They dress like the British when they play out their tea party fantasies. At best, they grasp the concept that waving it around means "Ah hate thu librulz!"


No taxation without representation!
2012-11-04 10:14:54 PM
1 votes:

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Is that a "Don't tread on me" flag someone is holding in the middle against the fence? WTF does someone do with such a flag in a farking food drive for storm victims????
2012-11-04 09:48:34 PM
1 votes:

wotthefark: Romney is a supposed "successful business man". Seriously, if you can't grasp economies of scale and overhead costs then you are not a business man and Mitt Romney isn't one. He's an opportunist vulture.


Exactly. He knows which is more efficient, but standing in front of a truckload of donated canned goods is a better photo op than one of him writing a check. Perhaps we should return the favor by showing up at one of Bain's manufacturing plants with boxes of donated hammers, wrenches and saws.

We could call it "Tools for Romney."
2012-11-04 09:38:48 PM
1 votes:

kpaxoid: Harry_Seldon: kpaxoid: Speaking of whom, where the heck is Ryan?

He is a campaign liability. He was given an historical thrashing by a crazy old man in the VP debate.

Ryan's job is clear. If Romney is elected, Ryan will be given the responsibility to ram through the right wing agenda through the Congress, and makes sure Romney follows through on hist debt to Rove and his corporate masters.

You might be right. I don't know. But seriously, why is the mainstream media not investigating Ryan's invisibility?


It's a state secret. He's in high level meetings at the reptilian moon base.
2012-11-04 08:33:18 PM
1 votes:

Genevieve Marie: Mrtraveler01: IronTom: Just like the IBEW turning away helpers that did not sign up for their unions.

I heard about that and thought that was dickish.

This is nothing like that though, no matter how much you want it to be.

Yea, except that didn't actually happen.
 
http://www.snopes.com/politics/business/sandyunion.asp


In before ZOMG SNOPES IS A LIBERAL CONSPIRACY!!!
2012-11-04 08:20:14 PM
1 votes:

Mrtraveler01: IronTom: Just like the IBEW turning away helpers that did not sign up for their unions.

I heard about that and thought that was dickish.

This is nothing like that though, no matter how much you want it to be.



Yea, except that didn't actually happen.
 
http://www.snopes.com/politics/business/sandyunion.asp
2012-11-04 06:55:20 PM
1 votes:

Gosling: Uh oh, Red Cross. Now the Tea Party is going to try and drive the Red Cross out of business. I hope you're happy.


Wait til they find out about the Red Crescent!
2012-11-04 06:42:54 PM
1 votes:
Water bottles, cans, flashlights - the Secret Service calls those projectiles and they're not allowed anywhere near a presidential candidate at normal rallies.

I'd laugh my ass off if someone hucked a flashlight at Romney.
2012-11-04 06:12:33 PM
1 votes:

dahmers love zombie: Waldo Pepper: If only 1 or 2 families benefited from anything dropped off, it is worth it.

I always wondered if you were troll or real. Thanks for clearing that up in one sentence.


Must be hard and sad going through life spending time wondering about people and post on Fark
2012-11-04 06:10:53 PM
1 votes:

Dead for Tax Reasons: They would rather have donations of money and blood

How about blood money, do they accept that?


I think the Romney campaign accepts blood diamonds, so there's that.

/Got nothing. Felt like sharing.
2012-11-04 06:03:29 PM
1 votes:
A large number of people didn't get dick to eat, so Romney stepped it up one notch and gave them...

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2012-11-04 06:01:42 PM
1 votes:
They would rather have donations of money and blood

How about blood money, do they accept that?
2012-11-04 06:00:56 PM
1 votes:

Coco LaFemme: Much like She Who Shall Remain Nameless, I really can't wait for the election to be over so he can fark off back to wherever the hell he comes from and never darken our lives again.


Good luck with that, biatch was famous for a solid 3 years
2012-11-04 05:00:51 PM
1 votes:
The Kettering event created a political firestorm when it became public that the Romney campaign spent $5,000 in a local Wal-Mart store Monday night because it feared people wouldn't bring enough to fill the truck being sent to New Jersey, where Republican Gov. Chris Christie is a strong Romney backer. A half-empty truck might not have looked so good in the next day's papers. And Romney needed to be seen not only accepting supplies from individual donors but also loading the truck destined for New Jersey. Ohio's newspapers, including The Enquirer, showed Romney accepting and loading the supplies.

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2012-11-04 04:40:32 PM
1 votes:
How about giving some of that stuff to the 170 Sensata Technologies employees who will be laid off next month because Bain Capital is sending their jobs to China??
2012-11-04 02:01:18 PM
1 votes:
We want your money and you blood
 
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