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(Austin News KXAN)   Brawl involving 17 strippers led to a man being struck in the eye with a high heel shoe and aggravated assault charge being filed against the woman who police say had flung the footwear. Authorities say man may have permanent vision loss, hairy palms   (kxan.com) divider line 55
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2012-11-04 04:07:54 PM
Aught that was a good Tuesday.
 
2012-11-04 05:12:04 PM
i1079.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-04 05:31:46 PM
Try and explain that one with the wife.
 
2012-11-04 05:36:11 PM

cig-mkr: Try and explain that one with the wife.


Worse than getting a lap dance by the Glitter Girl.
 
2012-11-04 05:36:21 PM
FTFA: "Southeast Austin"
Well that explains everything
 
2012-11-04 05:36:53 PM
Jerry...Jerry...Jerrrrrryyyy!1
 
2012-11-04 05:42:47 PM
And here I am paying the escort service an extra fee to have my date beat the crap out of me..
 
2012-11-04 05:47:25 PM
The Aristocrats
 
2012-11-04 05:49:45 PM
As a veteran of at least a dozen epic strip club brawls, I'd like to thank subby for bringing back some old memories.
 
2012-11-04 05:49:55 PM
no no no, hold on. there is a place i can go and give money to see what i want but can't have, PLUS they are willing to maybe permanently disfigure me or have me lose vision in one eye? sweeeeet!
 
2012-11-04 05:50:49 PM
Last sentence FTFA: The affidavit did not say give a reason for why the women were fighting.

Are editors first things to go during budget cuts at news organizations?
 
2012-11-04 05:51:26 PM
cdn.ifanboy.com

Wanted for questioning.
 
2012-11-04 05:51:43 PM
The GMF thinks that this guy got what he deserves. You never...ever...get in the middle of a cat fight. No matter your intentions.
 
2012-11-04 05:52:41 PM
Didn't this happen in Florida about 3 years ago??
 
2012-11-04 05:54:41 PM

cig-mkr: Try and explain that one with the wife.


One of my favorite memories was being sternly warned by the bride-to-be of a friend to not take him to see strippers for his stag party.

We promptly took him to the local strip club and had the girls strip him down to his underwear and ride him around the stage like a horse while using his belt as a whip. For the next week, if he had to undress in front of his fiancee, he had to do it in the dark so she wouldn't see the welts on his ass.

/ah, the joys of youth
 
2012-11-04 05:55:01 PM
FTFA: According to an arrest warrant affidavit released Monday, the fight was reported around 11:30 Friday night at Hot Bodies, 4134 Felter Lane in Southeast Austin.

/Felter? Damn near farked 'er
 
2012-11-04 05:56:26 PM
i486.photobucket.com
Does NOT approve.
 
2012-11-04 05:57:55 PM
content8.flixster.com
/understand his pain
 
2012-11-04 06:03:55 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-04 06:05:16 PM
Oh, I see a man at the back as a matter of fact, his bleeding eye is as red as a sun.
And a stripper in the corner, let no one ignore her 'cause she thinks she's the passionate one.

Oh, yeah!!! It was like lightning, everybody was frightening,
And the grind music was soothing, and they all started grooving.
Yeah, yeah, YEAH YEAH YEAH!!

And the man at the back said watch out for attack and it turned into a strip club blitz!
And the girl in the corner said, Biatch, I wanna warn ya, it'll turn into a strip club blitz! 

Strip club blitz!
 
2012-11-04 06:05:52 PM
alltainment.tmexports.com
There is ho wrecks in the Champagne Room. 

The middle girl in the front row is subliminally giving me a chubby. I'll be in my bunk lotion & tissues.
 
2012-11-04 06:09:12 PM
"Son, if you keep doing that, you're gonna go blind".
 
2012-11-04 06:10:14 PM

limboslam: [i486.photobucket.com image 279x320]
Does NOT approve.


At least he got a bj out of the deal
 
2012-11-04 06:17:53 PM

Dahnkster: [alltainment.tmexports.com image 480x720]
There is ho wrecks in the Champagne Room. 

The middle girl in the front row is subliminally giving me a chubby. I'll be in my bunk lotion & tissues.


I love strip clubs, but not the ones where the strippers are flashing gang signs. During a brawl, you might get hurt by something other than a stripper shoe.
 
2012-11-04 06:18:47 PM

Farksteron: FTFA: "Southeast Austin"
Well that explains everything


Glad this was already expressed. I'll take some Sugars are P-10 for my strip clubs.
 
2012-11-04 06:38:07 PM

Dahnkster: [alltainment.tmexports.com image 480x720]
There is ho wrecks in the Champagne Room. 

The middle girl in the front row is subliminally giving me a chubby. I'll be in my bunk lotion & tissues.


I just threw up in my mouth. A lot.
 
2012-11-04 06:39:11 PM

eas81: Farksteron: FTFA: "Southeast Austin"
Well that explains everything

Glad this was already expressed. I'll take some Sugars are P-10 for my strip clubs.



Translate that last sentence for those of us who don't speak Stripper?
 
2012-11-04 06:41:37 PM

gblive: "Son, if you keep doing that, you're gonna go blind".


Maybe just he will just keep doing it until he needs glasses.
 
2012-11-04 07:09:11 PM

Christian Bale: eas81: Farksteron: FTFA: "Southeast Austin"
Well that explains everything

Glad this was already expressed. I'll take some Sugars are P-10 for my strip clubs.


Translate that last sentence for those of us who don't speak Stripper?


I think it means he likes his strippers from preschool through grade 10. SW Austin must be 'too old'.
 
2012-11-04 07:19:23 PM
Hit in the eye with a shoe? That could kill you!
i799.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-04 07:26:26 PM
Christian Bale: eas81: Farksteron: FTFA: "Southeast Austin"
Well that explains everything

Glad this was already expressed. I'll take some Sugars are P-10 for my strip clubs.


Translate that last sentence for those of us who don't speak Stripper?


The two best strip clubs in Austin are Sugars and Perfect 10. I believe he was trying to say "I'll take Sugars or P10 for my Strip Clubs"

When people say they love Austin, they usually mean west of I35, east is some rough shiat and southeast is a part you drive thru real fast.
 
2012-11-04 07:30:18 PM
i1127.photobucket.com

Did he pick ice cream off the floor?
 
2012-11-04 07:35:01 PM
Proving once again that it's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.

Primitive Screwhead: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 414x233]


This could either go with "Who throws a shoe" or Southwest Austin.
 
2012-11-04 07:35:41 PM
So we don't know what the casus belli was?
 
2012-11-04 07:37:52 PM
Who throws a shoe? Honestly! --Austin Powers
You're crazy! You're a crazy woman. You could put somebody's eye out! -- Kevin Meaney's Mother
 
2012-11-04 07:54:46 PM
Just another Texas saturday night. Yee friggin' hawww.
 
2012-11-04 07:59:41 PM
P-10 is one of the better strip clubs in Austin. Rick's Cabaret happens to be across the street but it's a dramatic change in the "talent".
Also if this club from the article is on Felter Ln i would say the marketing writes itself
 
2012-11-04 08:05:54 PM
This article reminds me that I haven't been to Vegas in a couple months.
 
2012-11-04 08:26:08 PM

Farksteron: FTFA: "Southeast Austin"
Well that explains everything


Old hippies and Mexicans?
 
2012-11-04 08:28:24 PM

cig-mkr: Try and explain that one with the wife.


Or, you could marry a woman who is not a controlling harpy and has no problem with you going out to the strip club...

/it's not like they're that rare, my wife is fine with it, best friends girl goes to the club with us as do a couple of my female coworkers
 
HBK
2012-11-04 08:30:16 PM

Buffalo77: The two best strip clubs in Austin are Sugars and Perfect 10. I believe he was trying to say "I'll take Sugars or P10 for my Strip Clubs"

When people say they love Austin, they usually mean west of I35, east is some rough shiat and southeast is a part you drive thru real fast.



XTC can be a lot of fun. So I hear.
 
2012-11-04 08:33:02 PM

TuteTibiImperes: FTFA: According to an arrest warrant affidavit released Monday, the fight was reported around 11:30 Friday night at Hot Bodies, 4134 Felter Lane in Southeast Austin.

/Felter? Damn near farked 'er


I had to look it up - it's near the probation office too, which makes sense. But the on hover review was something I had to share. (and may have to check out to be sure)

i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-04 08:34:18 PM

Buffalo77: When people say they love Austin, they usually mean west of I35, east is some rough shiat and southeast is a part you drive thru real fast.


Rough is relative, and what's so bad about southeast Austin? I grew up there... Oh. Gotcha.
 
2012-11-04 09:01:37 PM

special20: TuteTibiImperes: FTFA: According to an arrest warrant affidavit released Monday, the fight was reported around 11:30 Friday night at Hot Bodies, 4134 Felter Lane in Southeast Austin.

/Felter? Damn near farked 'er

I had to look it up - it's near the probation office too, which makes sense. But the on hover review was something I had to share. (and may have to check out to be sure)

[i.imgur.com image 507x334]


Long time ago here in Las Vegas, we had the Crazy Horse Gentleman's Club (Now Closed) and we had the Crazy Horse II where the Crazy Horse sent it's 'B Team'. Well there was a fire at the Crazy Horse II and the girls came running out of there in full daylight, probably for the first time in years.

After seeing the video for the first time, one of our local newsmen commented on TV, "Somebody needs to cull the herd."
 
2012-11-04 09:05:27 PM

Buffalo77: Christian Bale: eas81: Farksteron: FTFA: "Southeast Austin"
Well that explains everything

Glad this was already expressed. I'll take some Sugars are P-10 for my strip clubs.


Translate that last sentence for those of us who don't speak Stripper?

The two best strip clubs in Austin are Sugars and Perfect 10. I believe he was trying to say "I'll take Sugars or P10 for my Strip Clubs"

When people say they love Austin, they usually mean west of I35, east is some rough shiat and southeast is a part you drive thru real fast.


Is the Yellow Rose no longer around?
 
2012-11-04 09:31:26 PM

Coelacanth: special20: TuteTibiImperes: FTFA: According to an arrest warrant affidavit released Monday, the fight was reported around 11:30 Friday night at Hot Bodies, 4134 Felter Lane in Southeast Austin.

/Felter? Damn near farked 'er

I had to look it up - it's near the probation office too, which makes sense. But the on hover review was something I had to share. (and may have to check out to be sure)

[i.imgur.com image 507x334]

Long time ago here in Las Vegas, we had the Crazy Horse Gentleman's Club (Now Closed) and we had the Crazy Horse II where the Crazy Horse sent it's 'B Team'. Well there was a fire at the Crazy Horse II and the girls came running out of there in full daylight, probably for the first time in years.

After seeing the video for the first time, one of our local newsmen commented on TV, "Somebody needs to cull the herd."


That's awesome.

Also... Crazy Horse III FTW.
 
2012-11-04 09:32:50 PM
That's gonna be a great story some day. "How'd you go blind?", "Well, imagine 17 angry strippers..."
 
2012-11-04 09:57:03 PM

Ringo48: That's gonna be a great story some day. "How'd you go blind?", "Well, imagine 17 angry strippers..."


It's almost worth it. When it comes to CSB time, who's going to top your story?
 
2012-11-04 10:38:01 PM
What an ecdysiast may look like..

i83.photobucket.com

'you know who' should get a kick out of this pic of Little Egypt since she's quite fond of the Chicago 'Columbian' Exposition..:-)

/so hot...
//and miss ya..'tho not a stalker..:-)
virgule. 

as an aside..is it against the rules to post a pic of 'silver bikini girl' in threads such as this?
 
2012-11-04 11:42:43 PM

strutin: What an ecdysiast may look like..

[i83.photobucket.com image 518x631]

'you know who' should get a kick out of this pic of Little Egypt since she's quite fond of the Chicago 'Columbian' Exposition..:-)

/so hot...
//and miss ya..'tho not a stalker..:-)
virgule. 

as an aside..is it against the rules to post a pic of 'silver bikini girl' in threads such as this?


Always makes me think of this:

Link

Great song...
 
2012-11-05 01:07:31 AM
I know where this club is located. It is not exactly the nicest spot in Austin.
 
2012-11-05 02:24:02 AM

TuteTibiImperes: strutin: What an ecdysiast may look like..

[i83.photobucket.com image 518x631]

'you know who' should get a kick out of this pic of Little Egypt since she's quite fond of the Chicago 'Columbian' Exposition..:-)

/so hot...
//and miss ya..'tho not a stalker..:-)
virgule. 

as an aside..is it against the rules to post a pic of 'silver bikini girl' in threads such as this?

Always makes me think of this:

Link

Great song...


Yes, it definately is that..

aww hell..

i83.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-05 08:00:24 AM
Authorities say man may have permanent vision loss, hairy palms become dickhead 
 
2012-11-05 11:51:51 AM
strutin I am interested in your philosophy and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
 
2012-11-05 05:36:20 PM
Hairy palms, you say?
 
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