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(Salon)   The Right's top paranoid predictions if Obama is reelected: from Chuck Norris's wife forecasting "1000 years of darkness" to WorldNetDaily claiming that drones are already surveilling conservatives in preparation to "hunt them down like dogs"   (salon.com ) divider line
    More: Obvious, President Obama, Chuck Norris, WND, Obamapocalpyse, Wayne LaPierre, radical right, human beings, formulations  
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2012-11-04 12:48:00 PM  
You can't fix crazy.
 
2012-11-04 12:53:37 PM  
She is so wrong- we like dogs, and would never hunt them down. Rats, on the other hand...
 
2012-11-04 01:04:07 PM  
I love that video of the interviews with Republicans at a Romney rally with that one woman who said they saw drones flying around spying on them.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-11-04 01:04:35 PM  
The last part sounds kind of cool.
 
2012-11-04 01:07:34 PM  
Hunting down election-tampering Republicans should be the national pastime.
 
2012-11-04 01:46:53 PM  
Eh, fark it. Republicans are doing so much damage to this country that I almost hope the last is true.
 
2012-11-04 02:03:42 PM  
God, how I wish that thing about the drones were true sometimes.
 
2012-11-04 02:47:42 PM  
Republicanism: Where everything in the world is out to get you.
 
2012-11-04 03:43:42 PM  

Aarontology: Republicanism: Where everything in the world is out to get you.


Once you piss off everyone and everything, that becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy.
 
2012-11-04 03:49:39 PM  

St_Francis_P: Aarontology: Republicanism: Where everything in the world is out to get you.

Once you piss off everyone and everything, that becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy.


And once you make it clear that you intend to fark over everyone, people tend to side against you for some reason.
 
2012-11-04 04:12:40 PM  
Guys, I just returned from the future... I had made the horrible mistake of voting for Obama, please don't make the same mistake. The rivers turned red, the nuclear facilities blew, the weather control machine went on the fritz (as they said, but I know He pushed a button!) and there were category 5 hurricanes, tornadoes everywhere, every volcano erupted, the ash blackened the sky blocking the sun, tsunami's eating our great American land at every coast and beyond. He truly is the anti-christ. Please, please! Don't make the same mistake I made!!!

/but damn, the weed was phenomenal...
 
2012-11-04 04:15:00 PM  
Nah, none of that is going to happen. I've been to the meetings. Forced gay marriage and Islamofascist abortions yes, 1000 years of darkness and predator drones, no. That's for AFTER his 2nd term, not during. See, the predator drones are to ensure that Obama can subvert the Constitution and run for a 3rd term.
 
2012-11-04 04:26:19 PM  
Like it will be that obvious. Obama will use his connections in the Jewish/Liberal media to over the next four years change all programming slowly so that no one notices that in 2016 all shows will either be Ru Paul's Drag Race or Blue Collar shows following only Union members.
 
2012-11-04 04:28:25 PM  

Coco LaFemme: Nah, none of that is going to happen. I've been to the meetings. Forced gay marriage and Islamofascist abortions yes, 1000 years of darkness and predator drones, no. That's for AFTER his 2nd term, not during. See, the predator drones are to ensure that Obama can subvert the Constitution and run for a 3rd term.


d2tq98mqfjyz2l.cloudfront.net

Dammit, no the MIB guys are gonna have to go around and mindzap all the Farkers who mighta read that.

Do you have any idea how much overtime that is?
 
2012-11-04 04:34:19 PM  
 
2012-11-04 04:55:33 PM  
i970.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-04 04:55:39 PM  
Do the drones have night vision so they can see in the 1000 year darkness?
 
2012-11-04 04:56:29 PM  
in fairness, they should be hunted down like dogs.
 
2012-11-04 04:56:31 PM  
Hunting them like dogs seems a bit optimistic.
 
2012-11-04 04:57:48 PM  

Saborlas: [i970.photobucket.com image 657x202]


That. Would be hysterical to put on the bumper of a pristine, undercover looking Crown Vic.
 
2012-11-04 04:58:15 PM  
WOW!
 
2012-11-04 04:58:47 PM  
Ooo... I kinda hope that second one is on the table.
 
2012-11-04 04:59:09 PM  
I wish.
 
2012-11-04 04:59:43 PM  
That soylent green ain't gonna make itself folks.
 
2012-11-04 05:00:25 PM  
Yeah, well, we should be hunting down fascists and giving them what they deserve.
 
2012-11-04 05:00:27 PM  
Is it wrong that the idea of drones hunting down Republicans kind of makes me squee with happiness?

/feels bad.
 
2012-11-04 05:00:44 PM  
Has the plan been changed? The memo I got said Texas would be kicked out of the Union and conservatives deported there en masse.
 
2012-11-04 05:01:27 PM  

Saborlas: [i970.photobucket.com image 657x202]


Someone should totally print up a bunch of those bumperstickers and hand them out. You'd be able to hear the heads exploding from the other side of the state.
 
2012-11-04 05:01:34 PM  

Brytanica1: Is it wrong that the idea of drones hunting down Republicans kind of makes me squee with happiness?

/feels bad.


Eh, I'll join you in the shame-mobile.
 
2012-11-04 05:02:22 PM  
Obama 3012!
 
2012-11-04 05:03:35 PM  
In all fairness I would not to see anyone persecuted for their political beliefs. But good god the right is full of nut jobs. If Obama wins on tuesday they might go over the cliff of insanity.
 
2012-11-04 05:05:28 PM  

oldernell: Do the drones have night vision so they can see in the 1000 year darkness?


ct.fra.bz
 
2012-11-04 05:07:11 PM  

ItchyMcDoogle: In all fairness I would not to see anyone persecuted for their political beliefs. But good god the right is full of nut jobs. If Obama wins on tuesday they might go over the cliff of insanity.


If, in a few years, admitting in polite company that you're a Republican is a bit like admitting you're a Scientologist, that would be good enough for me.
 
2012-11-04 05:07:31 PM  

Skeptos: Has the plan been changed? The memo I got said Texas would be kicked out of the Union and conservatives deported there en masse.


suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com
 
2012-11-04 05:07:49 PM  
If and when Obama wins? You guys and your R-etarded leader outright threatened to blow up the economy if Mittens Doesn't/didn't get his way. Fark you. What was that about negotiating with terrorists?
 
2012-11-04 05:08:01 PM  
There's only one politician I can think of who enjoyed shooting at animals from an aircraft, and she wasn't running for the Dems. The level of sheer crazy the GOP invites and shamelessly bathes in is really frightening. This is the kind of flagellant, frenzied panic-mongering that leads to mass shootings.

We already had a Sikh temple shot up in my state over this kind of bagger-revenge-fantasy shiat.
 
2012-11-04 05:08:01 PM  
Don't tell me they cancelled the human sacrife, although after last year I can see why.
 
2012-11-04 05:08:08 PM  
Now that we've reported this information, you can decide your next move. The local gun store closes at 9 p.m.

Make sure you pass on the sale items and buy an extra clip just to be sure.

Thanks,
Gun Manufacturers

p.s. He really is coming THIS time. We accept all major credit cards.
 
2012-11-04 05:09:24 PM  

Brytanica1: Is it wrong that the idea of drones hunting down Republicans kind of makes me squee with happiness?

/feels bad.


Don't feel bad, it's an awesome idea! I mean, I'm not talking armed drones, or anything. But just drive em nuts by occasionally chasing a few around the shed and then look at em like they're crazy when they complain. Hell, gimme the remote- I'll do it!
 
2012-11-04 05:10:28 PM  
0bama's going to have his thugs come kick in my door, force my wife to have an abortion, take my kids away from me and give them to a gay couple and make me have gay sex until I, if not enjoy it, find it tolerable enough to not be bothered by the forced gay marriage I am about to go through.

For the love of god people, the stakes are too high. NOBAMA!!!
 
2012-11-04 05:11:34 PM  
drones are already surveilling conservatives in preparation to "hunt them down like dogs"

I just came in my pants a little.
 
2012-11-04 05:12:29 PM  
All of these are 100% true and you guys are gonna be soooooo pissed!
 
2012-11-04 05:13:14 PM  
So in a Romney presidency, conservatives get to ride on the car roof?
 
2012-11-04 05:13:39 PM  

nvmac: You can't fix crazy.


let me tell you something, the 1000 years of darkness may start as soon as we run out of accessible oil. Two words: FINITE RESOURCE. (IRAQ INVASION?) That will happen regardless. I don't know all the details of the supposed Mayan calendar but just looking at the evolutionary chart --> several, at least a half-dozen mass-epochs have happened, at a regular schedule -- something about crossing the galactic plane or something? I'm not going to pretend I have all the answers.

Every day I wake up I am happy to be alive and everything else is trivial.
 
2012-11-04 05:13:59 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: Guys, I just returned from the future... I had made the horrible mistake of voting for Obama, please don't make the same mistake. The rivers turned red, the nuclear facilities blew, the weather control machine went on the fritz (as they said, but I know He pushed a button!) and there were category 5 hurricanes, tornadoes everywhere, every volcano erupted, the ash blackened the sky blocking the sun, tsunami's eating our great American land at every coast and beyond. He truly is the anti-christ. Please, please! Don't make the same mistake I made!!!

/but damn, the weed was phenomenal...


Someone finally passed in the Mexico thread? ;-)
 
2012-11-04 05:14:43 PM  
I'm looking forward to Obama's reelection. I'm going to spend all day watching Fox news, just to watch the colossal shiat storm.
 
2012-11-04 05:15:18 PM  

urban.derelict: something about crossing the galactic plane or something?


What a galactic plane might look like:

atlantisdsv.newcapequest.com
 
2012-11-04 05:15:29 PM  

tnpir: Brytanica1: Is it wrong that the idea of drones hunting down Republicans kind of makes me squee with happiness?

/feels bad.

Eh, I'll join you in the shame-mobile.


I feel, in an abstract way that we should be better than this, that violence is wrong. Then I think about how these people want to deny me my right to marry, and lets just face facts they want to put people like me in cattle cars and ZyklonB showers (lets not kid ourselves).

And it makes me mad. strapping on the .12 gauge mad.
 
2012-11-04 05:16:23 PM  
U.S. Will Be Enslaved by Globalists.

Dick Morris, the one-time aide to Bill Clinton, told Sean Hannity on Fox News last March that Obama's "big focus" will be to make the U.S. a "vassal state to a globalist entity." And by the way, he'll sign a treaty ensuring that the U.S. has to get permission from Russia and China to go to war.


Yeah, I don't get this. If the world ended up with a unified government, the US is strong enough that our policies would probably influence 80% of the resulting government. I don't care how big China or Russia are, or how much America's superpower status has fallen in the last decade or so, we are still a dominant power in the world, and we would have a large part in laying out any new government that surfaced as a result of globalization.

Hell, I think it's the only solution if we are ever going to make any REAL scientific progress in this world. Nothing is suppressing advancement more than international borders, not even the derp-heads in places like Kansas. Besides, imagine how much we'd save in war spending... I know it will never happen, but most of the people who biatch about it don't bother to actually think it through, they hear it as a talking point and then just run with it.
 
2012-11-04 05:17:34 PM  

quatchi: Coco LaFemme: Nah, none of that is going to happen. I've been to the meetings. Forced gay marriage and Islamofascist abortions yes, 1000 years of darkness and predator drones, no. That's for AFTER his 2nd term, not during. See, the predator drones are to ensure that Obama can subvert the Constitution and run for a 3rd term.

[d2tq98mqfjyz2l.cloudfront.net image 500x271]

Dammit, no the MIB guys are gonna have to go around and mindzap all the Farkers who mighta read that.

Do you have any idea how much overtime that is?


That's a VERY good picture of Smith.


/and by that i mean kinda hot
 
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