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(Patch)   Know what a football is? Do you look hot in skimpy clothes? This job may be right for you   (patch.com) divider line 61
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2012-11-04 12:05:13 PM
Looking forward to this season's Thong Bowl.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-04 02:34:34 PM
Do you like football? Do you like nachos?
 
2012-11-04 03:13:20 PM
Nowhere in that announcement was there any mention of football recognition, subby.

Participants are asked to have great tits and wear athletic gear, and arrive an hour before the session begins so we can ogle your tits. Applicants will be judged on agility, speed, strength and focus. And woo-HOO! TITTIES!

Seriously, guys - I'm a lesbian and all, but I have no idea why you like to watch girls in their underwear playing football. There are better ways to ogle titties, surely.
 
2012-11-04 03:27:09 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: There are better ways to ogle titties, surely.


"Yes. Yes there are." 
www.eonline.com
 
2012-11-04 03:41:36 PM
 
2012-11-04 03:42:13 PM
How the hell did I do that ?
 
2012-11-04 03:46:00 PM
Do you like old sweaty creepy guys with binoculars staring at you without tipping you?
 
2012-11-04 03:49:34 PM

One Bad Apple: How the hell did I do that ?


That's what happens when you type with your dick.
 
2012-11-04 03:50:34 PM
the field is supposed to be muddy and there should be 1/4 kegs every 10 feet in the stands.
 
2012-11-04 03:54:19 PM
Not really. Yes. I've got one, thanks.
 
2012-11-04 03:54:44 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: Nowhere in that announcement was there any mention of football recognition, subby.

Participants are asked to have great tits and wear athletic gear, and arrive an hour before the session begins so we can ogle your tits. Applicants will be judged on agility, speed, strength and focus. And woo-HOO! TITTIES!

Seriously, guys - I'm a lesbian and all, but I have no idea why you like to watch girls in their underwear playing football. There are better ways to ogle titties, surely.


As a straight woman who doesn't mind ogling titties in their underwear...

I'll be in my bunk.
 
2012-11-04 03:57:00 PM
Now, if we could unlock the hockey season....
 
2012-11-04 03:59:19 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: Seriously, guys - I'm a lesbian and all, but I have no idea why you like to watch girls in their underwear playing football.



Are you sure you're into women?
 
2012-11-04 03:59:42 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: Nowhere in that announcement was there any mention of football recognition, subby.

Participants are asked to have great tits and wear athletic gear, and arrive an hour before the session begins so we can ogle your tits. Applicants will be judged on agility, speed, strength and focus. And woo-HOO! TITTIES!

Seriously, guys - I'm a lesbian and all, but I have no idea why you like to watch girls in their underwear playing football. There are better ways to ogle titties, surely.



Actually, I agree with you, although I hate to admit it because...well...titties.
 
2012-11-04 04:01:54 PM
I say it's time to start nationally televising girls' roller derby.
 
2012-11-04 04:03:25 PM

Skyred: Benevolent Misanthrope: Seriously, guys - I'm a lesbian and all, but I have no idea why you like to watch girls in their underwear playing football.


Are you sure you're into women?


Id actually prefer to watch women NOT in their underwear, and I'll ogle her titties when they're bouncing infront of my face.

so..yeah...underwear girls playing football is not the most efficient/best way to appreciate a pair of tits.
 
2012-11-04 04:04:33 PM

HotWingAgenda: I say it's time to start nationally televising girls' roller derby.



THIS I agree with. My cousin is a roller derby girl. 90% of her friends are SMOKING hot.
 
2012-11-04 04:05:51 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: Seriously, guys - I'm a lesbian and all, but I have no idea why you like to watch girls in their underwear playing football. There are better ways to ogle titties, surely.


The Lingerie League scratches my post-apocalyptic fetish itch.

That and I gotta do something to do between 'baitin.
 
2012-11-04 04:14:05 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: Nowhere in that announcement was there any mention of football recognition, subby.

Participants are asked to have great tits and wear athletic gear, and arrive an hour before the session begins so we can ogle your tits. Applicants will be judged on agility, speed, strength and focus. And woo-HOO! TITTIES!

Seriously, guys - I'm a lesbian and all, but I have no idea why you like to watch girls in their underwear playing football. There are better ways to ogle titties, surely.


Serious question.

What percentage of lesbians do you think like their partner to use dildos/strap-ons on them? That scissoring must get old fast.
 
2012-11-04 04:15:10 PM
I can't believe this is a thing. It sounds made up for a fictional TV show. .
 
2012-11-04 04:15:17 PM

The more you eat the more you fart: Benevolent Misanthrope: Nowhere in that announcement was there any mention of football recognition, subby.

Participants are asked to have great tits and wear athletic gear, and arrive an hour before the session begins so we can ogle your tits. Applicants will be judged on agility, speed, strength and focus. And woo-HOO! TITTIES!

Seriously, guys - I'm a lesbian and all, but I have no idea why you like to watch girls in their underwear playing football. There are better ways to ogle titties, surely.


Actually, I agree with you, although I hate to admit it because...well...titties.


Same here. The whole lingerie football thing is just weird. I'd rather have women in lingerie NOT playing football.
 
2012-11-04 04:18:22 PM

theMightyRegeya: The more you eat the more you fart: Benevolent Misanthrope: Nowhere in that announcement was there any mention of football recognition, subby.

Participants are asked to have great tits and wear athletic gear, and arrive an hour before the session begins so we can ogle your tits. Applicants will be judged on agility, speed, strength and focus. And woo-HOO! TITTIES!

Seriously, guys - I'm a lesbian and all, but I have no idea why you like to watch girls in their underwear playing football. There are better ways to ogle titties, surely.


Actually, I agree with you, although I hate to admit it because...well...titties.

Same here. The whole lingerie football thing is just weird. I'd rather have women in lingerie NOT playing football.


It's because there is a chance of three things happening:

A) Hot cat fight
B) Nipple or twat slip
C) A resulting in B
 
2012-11-04 04:20:47 PM
I'm a hairy, fat guy. If there is ever a time that I don't look hot, all i have to do is walk around the building.
 
2012-11-04 04:25:15 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: Nowhere in that announcement was there any mention of football recognition, subby.

Participants are asked to have great tits and wear athletic gear, and arrive an hour before the session begins so we can ogle your tits. Applicants will be judged on agility, speed, strength and focus. And woo-HOO! TITTIES!

Seriously, guys - I'm a lesbian and all, but I have no idea why you like to watch girls in their underwear playing football. There are better ways to ogle titties, surely.


The serious answer?
It's evolutionary psychology at work. Men like quantity over quality.
 
2012-11-04 04:30:12 PM

One Bad Apple: Seriously, guys - I'm a lesbian and all, but I have no idea why you like to watch girls in their underwear playing football. There are better ways to ogle titties, surely.

EIP darling and thanks in advance


Soooo, you're into the flannel shirt, Birkenstock sandal wearing chubbys with the buzz cut hairdo types? 

NTTAWWT
 
2012-11-04 04:31:23 PM

starsrift: Benevolent Misanthrope: Nowhere in that announcement was there any mention of football recognition, subby.

Participants are asked to have great tits and wear athletic gear, and arrive an hour before the session begins so we can ogle your tits. Applicants will be judged on agility, speed, strength and focus. And woo-HOO! TITTIES!

Seriously, guys - I'm a lesbian and all, but I have no idea why you like to watch girls in their underwear playing football. There are better ways to ogle titties, surely.

The serious answer?
It's evolutionary psychology at work. Men like quantity over quality.


That's very sad and my mid-thirties brain wants to believe that it could possibly be the other way around.

/I know, I know... the titties
 
2012-11-04 04:35:38 PM

CapeFearCadaver: starsrift: It's evolutionary psychology at work. Men like quantity over quality.

That's very sad and my mid-thirties brain wants to believe that it could possibly be the other way around.

/I know, I know... the titties


Well, most men will agree that quality is great. It's not that quality isn't appreciated... But hey, quantity!
 
2012-11-04 04:38:12 PM

starsrift: CapeFearCadaver: starsrift: It's evolutionary psychology at work. Men like quantity over quality.

That's very sad and my mid-thirties brain wants to believe that it could possibly be the other way around.

/I know, I know... the titties

Well, most men will agree that quality is great. It's not that quality isn't appreciated... But hey, quantity!


Multitude > than a couple... even if they're magnificent.
 
2012-11-04 04:44:10 PM

Psycoholic_Slag:

Soooo, you're into the flannel shirt, Birkenstock sandal wearing chubbys with the buzz cut hairdo types? 



Don't judge me.
 
2012-11-04 04:49:47 PM

theMightyRegeya: The more you eat the more you fart: Benevolent Misanthrope: Nowhere in that announcement was there any mention of football recognition, subby.

Participants are asked to have great tits and wear athletic gear, and arrive an hour before the session begins so we can ogle your tits. Applicants will be judged on agility, speed, strength and focus. And woo-HOO! TITTIES!

Seriously, guys - I'm a lesbian and all, but I have no idea why you like to watch girls in their underwear playing football. There are better ways to ogle titties, surely.


Actually, I agree with you, although I hate to admit it because...well...titties.

Same here. The whole lingerie football thing is just weird. I'd rather have women in lingerie NOT playing football.



Agreed. Especially if she's in my bedroom sitting in my lap. lol
 
2012-11-04 04:56:33 PM
i50.tinypic.com

first thing that came to mind...
 
2012-11-04 05:06:17 PM
I think this would be an absolute hoot to try out for!

Alas, my age (48) and my health (asthma) would prevent me from doing so. Sigh.

Perhaps I shall just observe from the sideline...

/mmm
//cute girls
 
2012-11-04 05:07:31 PM
While not especially interested in the game itself, I will cheerfully volunteer my services for the post-game rubdown.
www.nypost.com
 
2012-11-04 05:10:53 PM
l3.yimg.com

trendwire.com
 
2012-11-04 05:14:56 PM

CapeFearCadaver: Not really. Yes. I've got one, thanks.


Please, go on...
 
2012-11-04 05:16:17 PM

Primitive Screwhead: [l3.yimg.com image 630x355]
[trendwire.com image 633x346]


Remember, full-contact is the name of the game. Now, get in there, and GO DEEP!
 
2012-11-04 05:22:42 PM

The more you eat the more you fart: HotWingAgenda: I say it's time to start nationally televising girls' roller derby.


THIS I agree with. My cousin is a roller derby girl. 90% of her friends are SMOKING hot.


"Smoking hot" as in the way "Smoking hot" appears in Fark submissions? Or ACTUALLY smoking hot?
 
2012-11-04 05:25:53 PM
api.ning.com

Would this game have male cheerleaders?
 
2012-11-04 05:27:29 PM

wambu: Looking forward to this season's Thong Bowl.

[i.imgur.com image 650x490]


Launched with a bang this morning...

It's another tequila sunrise....
 
2012-11-04 05:28:09 PM

MilkIt: The more you eat the more you fart: HotWingAgenda: I say it's time to start nationally televising girls' roller derby.


THIS I agree with. My cousin is a roller derby girl. 90% of her friends are SMOKING hot.

"Smoking hot" as in the way "Smoking hot" appears in Fark submissions? Or ACTUALLY smoking hot?


Tonight, everything will be revealed.
 
2012-11-04 05:31:32 PM
Halftime in Seattle

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i36.photobucket.com

i36.photobucket.com 

i36.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-04 05:32:18 PM
Crap wrong thread......
 
2012-11-04 05:32:34 PM
look at those hookers go!
 
2012-11-04 05:49:13 PM

Haliburton Cummings: look at those hookers go!


You've been to shiatty hookers.
 
2012-11-04 05:52:36 PM
Supermodel Cheerleaders FTW

Go 87 and 58..

match made in heaven.,....

or hell...

/lap seat
 
2012-11-04 06:03:04 PM

Primitive Screwhead: Crap wrong thread......


Not really - that works.
 
2012-11-04 06:39:39 PM

rockforever: Haliburton Cummings: look at those hookers go!

You've been to shiatty hookers.


huh?

0/10
 
2012-11-04 06:53:15 PM

One Bad Apple: Psycoholic_Slag:

Soooo, you're into the flannel shirt, Birkenstock sandal wearing chubbys with the buzz cut hairdo types? 



Don't judge me.



Naw, I'm just being the typical Fark smart-ass douche bag.

We cool.
 
2012-11-04 06:55:39 PM
www.leragecomics.com
 
2012-11-04 07:00:58 PM
How awesome is it that a 44 yr. old is trying out?

/could the dude be any more condescending to them?
 
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