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(Some Guy)   Hot Lips turns 75. You would still leave Cheetos stained love trails all over that body   (cbswwmx.wordpress.com) divider line 117
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2012-11-04 05:03:38 PM  
I was jerking it to her before I knew it had a name, so sure, what the hell.
 
2012-11-04 05:05:10 PM  
I loved her in MASK....
 
2012-11-04 05:10:50 PM  
Why cheetos, subby? Why?
 
2012-11-04 05:35:07 PM  
A wholly unattractive woman, perhaps owing to the caps or plate or whatever that outsized mouth of chiclets was in real life.
 
2012-11-04 05:51:35 PM  
That is and has always been an ugly woman.
 
2012-11-04 05:53:34 PM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Ed Finnerty: xynix: Even when I was a kid and my mom watched Mash I thought she was unattractive.

Same here. The random nurses Hawkeye dated were always more attractive.

How many nurses did they need anyways? Four doctors (more earlier on), supplemented by dozens of nurses? I never got that.


They would also bring back the same actors/actresses to play different roles. A relative of mine did four episodes, and played three different nurses (four if you count AfterMASH).
 
2012-11-04 06:02:53 PM  
I would rather do Ferret Face.
...and I'm not even gay.
 
2012-11-04 06:05:30 PM  

gilgigamesh: She looks great, but no. I was never a "TV Hot Lips" guy anyway.

Now MOVIE Hot Lips?

[www.wearysloth.com image 320x240]

Yes please.


Better known for:
vampjac.com
 
2012-11-04 06:16:33 PM  
Remember the good times...

i242.photobucket.com

/dat...
 
2012-11-04 06:21:10 PM  
I had hot lips once.
www.beingpeachy.com
 
2012-11-04 06:25:12 PM  
I had a friend wait on her once. Apparently this woman is a gigantic asshole.
 
2012-11-04 06:27:43 PM  

MagSeven: I had a friend wait on her once. Apparently this woman is a gigantic asshole.


Well yeah, after I left her in that Holiday Inn outside of Toledo
 
2012-11-04 06:33:19 PM  
Unless subby is also 75, I feel kinda bad for him.
 
2012-11-04 06:45:35 PM  

xynix: Even when I was a kid and my mom watched Mash I thought she was unattractive.


Ditto. Though I was the one watching M*A*S*H*, I actually lied to my mom and told her that it was my sixth-grade homework assignment to watch the last episode so I could stay up to watch it. Got busted out on it, but it was worth it; best series final EVAR.

Now that I'm older I watch the old shows and can see how she would be considered attractive back then, but as a sixth-grader, I didn't find her attractive one bit then.

/Would probably hit it just to say I did after a few Martini's in the Swamp.
/CSB
 
2012-11-04 06:56:03 PM  

Miss Stein: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Ed Finnerty: xynix: Even when I was a kid and my mom watched Mash I thought she was unattractive.

Same here. The random nurses Hawkeye dated were always more attractive.

How many nurses did they need anyways? Four doctors (more earlier on), supplemented by dozens of nurses? I never got that.

They would also bring back the same actors/actresses to play different roles. A relative of mine did four episodes, and played three different nurses (four if you count AfterMASH).


Please share stories from on the set. I'm sure you heard some...

/please?
 
2012-11-04 07:01:27 PM  

peewinkle: best series final EVAR.


So you're saying you missed the last episode of Newhart?
 
2012-11-04 07:07:15 PM  
I would settle for some Adam's Ribs...from Chicago.

//Don't forget the cole slaw
 
2012-11-04 07:18:09 PM  

JustinCase: Miss Stein: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Ed Finnerty: xynix: Even when I was a kid and my mom watched Mash I thought she was unattractive.

Same here. The random nurses Hawkeye dated were always more attractive.

How many nurses did they need anyways? Four doctors (more earlier on), supplemented by dozens of nurses? I never got that.

They would also bring back the same actors/actresses to play different roles. A relative of mine did four episodes, and played three different nurses (four if you count AfterMASH).

Please share stories from on the set. I'm sure you heard some...

/please?


Ok, here are a couple that I told on the RIP Harry Morgan thread.

One day, my relative was on the M*A*S*H set, chowing down on a delicious candy bar. Harry walked by, swatted her on the rear, and said, "When you hit 200, sell." When AfterMASH was filming, I tagged along with her to the set and met the cast. Between takes, we hung out on one of the sets, and she and another cast member serenaded Harry with "Sentimental Journey". He got all quiet and misty-eyed; I thought he might start weeping.

I'll call her and get some good M*A*S*H stories, and if I don't get them in time for this thread, then the next M*A*S*H thread, I promise.
 
2012-11-04 07:21:58 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Mugato: I never saw an episode of MASH but did they ever explain why there was an 11 year old show about a 3 year war? Like was there a sci-fi/ it was all in their head/Jacob's Ladder explanation? Because that would be pretty cool.

Well, 3 years is what, 1095 days? And each episode usually was only about a day or two.

/So then at one episode a week for 20 some weeks...
//= TV timewarp


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0638243/

One episode = one year.
 
2012-11-04 07:29:42 PM  

Miss Stein: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Ed Finnerty: xynix: Even when I was a kid and my mom watched Mash I thought she was unattractive.

Same here. The random nurses Hawkeye dated were always more attractive.

How many nurses did they need anyways? Four doctors (more earlier on), supplemented by dozens of nurses? I never got that.

They would also bring back the same actors/actresses to play different roles. A relative of mine did four episodes, and played three different nurses (four if you count AfterMASH).


Really? May I ask whom?
 
2012-11-04 07:37:52 PM  
I liked other nurses better...and Jan Smithers better than Loni Anderson. Maybe I should have realized that I shouldn't marry a blond...I did and got divorced.

Brunettes and Redheads....married to a redhead now.

had to settle for a german shepherd named bailey...my kids picked the name though.
 
2012-11-04 07:45:51 PM  

RexTalionis: gilgigamesh: She looks great, but no. I was never a "TV Hot Lips" guy anyway.

Now MOVIE Hot Lips?

[www.wearysloth.com image 320x240]

Yes please.

Better known for:


Thanks. I'm only 30 and had no idea what she used to look like.
 
2012-11-04 07:52:28 PM  
Swit / mash = Rosemary / Dick Van Dyke
 
2012-11-04 08:12:29 PM  
The only bad thing about Cheetos is my orange penis.
 
2012-11-04 08:12:32 PM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Miss Stein: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Ed Finnerty: xynix: Even when I was a kid and my mom watched Mash I thought she was unattractive.

Same here. The random nurses Hawkeye dated were always more attractive.

How many nurses did they need anyways? Four doctors (more earlier on), supplemented by dozens of nurses? I never got that.

They would also bring back the same actors/actresses to play different roles. A relative of mine did four episodes, and played three different nurses (four if you count AfterMASH).

Really? May I ask whom?


M*A*S*H Nurses: Same faces, different names.
 
2012-11-04 08:15:59 PM  
But I would never buy her shiatty and hideously overpriced jewelry.

/Worked at a jewelry show with her. Wow. Not impressed.
 
2012-11-04 08:29:50 PM  

AkaDad: The only bad thing about Cheetos is my orange penis.


Pics?
 
2012-11-04 08:52:23 PM  
Harry Morgan also played two different roles on MASH. People forget that he appeared as an a-hole General Bartford Hamilton during the 3rd season.
 
2012-11-04 08:59:34 PM  

IntertubeUser: Harry Morgan also played two different roles on MASH. People forget that he appeared as an a-hole General Bartford Hamilton during the 3rd season.


Steele. Three E's and not in a row. How about you dance a jig, boy. You got it in you.
 
2012-11-04 09:06:14 PM  

Harry_Seldon: IntertubeUser: Harry Morgan also played two different roles on MASH. People forget that he appeared as an a-hole General Bartford Hamilton during the 3rd season.

Steele. Three E's and not in a row. How about you dance a jig, boy. You got it in you.


Oh the sun goes down and the tide goes out...
 
2012-11-04 09:09:17 PM  
I'd be OK with watching M*A*S*H now except for the damned infernal laugh track. It's worthless on that show. Can they not excise it from re-re-re-releases?

/would have a beer with Ms. Swit.
 
2012-11-04 09:20:37 PM  

Miss Stein: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Miss Stein: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Ed Finnerty: xynix: Even when I was a kid and my mom watched Mash I thought she was unattractive.

Same here. The random nurses Hawkeye dated were always more attractive.

How many nurses did they need anyways? Four doctors (more earlier on), supplemented by dozens of nurses? I never got that.

They would also bring back the same actors/actresses to play different roles. A relative of mine did four episodes, and played three different nurses (four if you count AfterMASH).

Really? May I ask whom?

M*A*S*H Nurses: Same faces, different names.


Wow, that's a lot of nurses named Able and Baker.
 
2012-11-04 09:24:58 PM  
I was in a film with the movie Hot Lips..Sally Kellerman. She has, indeed, aged better than TV Hot Lips, IMO
 
2012-11-04 09:27:59 PM  

Huck And Molly Ziegler: I'd be OK with watching M*A*S*H now except for the damned infernal laugh track. It's worthless on that show. Can they not excise it from re-re-re-releases?

/would have a beer with Ms. Swit.


I can't say about the current box set dvd's, but the original DVD release had the option to disable laugh track by using the English 2 audio track. It makes the show much better IMO. I think I tend to laugh MORE without the LT than with it.
 
2012-11-04 09:36:11 PM  

IntertubeUser: Harry Morgan also played two different roles on MASH. People forget that he appeared as an a-hole General Bartford Hamilton during the 3rd season.


No, I don't think anyone forgets that. No fan at least. Some might not know that Edward Winter appeared in a role before he did Col. Flagg. Just a random OSI guy. Although, maybe it was Flagg in disguise Who knows?
 
2012-11-04 09:47:59 PM  

Old Man Winter: IntertubeUser: Harry Morgan also played two different roles on MASH. People forget that he appeared as an a-hole General Bartford Hamilton during the 3rd season.

No, I don't think anyone forgets that. No fan at least. Some might not know that Edward Winter appeared in a role before he did Col. Flagg. Just a random OSI guy. Although, maybe it was Flagg in disguise Who knows?


That's what they WANT you to think...
 
2012-11-04 09:53:06 PM  
The hottest nurse in the movie was Joanne Pflug.
 
2012-11-04 09:59:45 PM  

Huck And Molly Ziegler: I'd be OK with watching M*A*S*H now except for the damned infernal laugh track. It's worthless on that show. Can they not excise it from re-re-re-releases?

/would have a beer with Ms. Swit.


The DVD sets have always had a laughtrack-free audio option, because the BBC asked for it without the laughtrack when they aired the show in the 70s. And, that audio mix survived and Fox decided to include it on the DVD sets. There is no way to watch the show with the horrible laughtrack after seeing it without.

/Again, the BBC saves us all!
 
2012-11-04 10:03:47 PM  
I dunno, I'd have tossed one in the chubby Hawaiian nurse.
 
2012-11-04 10:06:13 PM  
I'm glad we've outgrown the laugh track. I don't even like studio audiences for sit-coms. It's not a situation like stand-up comedy or sketch shows where knowing what is working and what is not is a benefit to the performers. The lines are set, the timing of the lines is actually set, so having to wait for laughter ruins the flow.
 
2012-11-04 10:07:30 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: I dunno, I'd have tossed one in the chubby Hawaiian nurse.


Coincidentally, that was the plot of one of the final season episodes... the nurses went on a pussy strike until Hawkeye Pierced Nurse Kellye, because she felt bad that she was the only nurse Hawk never stuck his Benjamin Franklin in.


Oh, and if you need the last word on the laugh track, MASH and Cheers writer/producer Ken Levine says watch without the laugh track, no one wanted it on the show in the first place but CBS forced it on them.

So, the BBC/DVD version is how MASH was meant to be seen.
 
2012-11-04 10:23:16 PM  
No one's posted this yet?

i.telegraph.co.uk

// Hotlinked
 
2012-11-04 11:28:30 PM  
www.peoplequiz.com

I always preferred Nurse Dish.
 
2012-11-04 11:37:06 PM  

Richard Saunders: No thanks, Margaret.

Now, Nurse Margie Cutler, on the other hand, yes. Then and now.

Link

/aka Mrs. Kotter
//bka Marcia Strassman


I don't care for blondes, but Christopher Norris as Gloria "Ripples" Brancusi, R. N. from "Trapper John, MD. did it for me.
i.imgur.com

/so it's MASH-related as well.
 
2012-11-05 12:24:18 AM  

solokumba: I would rather do Ferret Face.
...and I'm not even gay.


He's dead you know... Still interested?
 
2012-11-05 12:31:02 AM  

IntertubeUser: Harry Morgan also played two different roles on MASH. People forget that he appeared as an a-hole General Bartford Hamilton during the 3rd season.


Ah yes. He was crazy as an out house rat.
 
2012-11-05 12:57:52 AM  
www.dykab.com
 
2012-11-05 03:09:07 AM  

Howie Spankowitz: FirstNationalBastard: Loretta Swit had a bush you could hide a VCR in...

Came here to post this and pleasantly surprised I was beaten to it.

/are we still recording?


Where is this from?
 
2012-11-05 08:03:27 AM  
Not even in her M*A*S*H days. Even as a kid I thought she looked like a man in drag.
 
2012-11-05 08:10:19 AM  

gilgigamesh: She looks great, but no. I was never a "TV Hot Lips" guy anyway.

Now MOVIE Hot Lips?

[www.wearysloth.com image 320x240]

Yes please.


Amen!
 
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