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(Some Guy)   Hot Lips turns 75. You would still leave Cheetos stained love trails all over that body   (cbswwmx.wordpress.com) divider line 117
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2012-11-04 10:53:09 AM  
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I would?
 
2012-11-04 10:56:12 AM  
I would be remiss in my duty, if I did not tell you, that the idea of... intercourse - your firm, young... body... comingling with... withered flesh... sagging breasts... flabby buttocks... makes me want... to vomit.
 
2012-11-04 11:02:55 AM  
Elvira still looks pretty hot.
 
2012-11-04 11:04:48 AM  
I like her, but she should have aged naturally.

I don't like the idea of most of the stars of MASH being 75+ though. Nothing better happen to Alan Alda.
 
2012-11-04 11:05:35 AM  

She looks great, but no. I was never a "TV Hot Lips" guy anyway.

Now MOVIE Hot Lips?

www.wearysloth.com


Yes please.
 
2012-11-04 11:05:55 AM  
Her face spun in ... there were no survivors.

/my joke answer
 
2012-11-04 11:41:16 AM  
GHAAAAAAAAAA
 
2012-11-04 11:48:21 AM  
Worse, that's only 20.4545 in M*A*S*H years, given that a three-year war lasted for 11 years of TV.
 
2012-11-04 12:00:17 PM  

loveblondieo: Her face spun in ... there were no survivors.


L. Oh. Frickin' L.
 
2012-11-04 12:01:37 PM  
Back in the day, sure, but not now old-fart submitter.
 
2012-11-04 12:08:35 PM  
Even when I was a kid and my mom watched Mash I thought she was unattractive.
 
2012-11-04 12:11:29 PM  
NO
 
2012-11-04 12:21:23 PM  
Loretta Swit had a bush you could hide a VCR in...
 
2012-11-04 12:22:09 PM  

xynix: Even when I was a kid and my mom watched Mash I thought she was unattractive.


Why were you contemplating how hot your mom was while she watched MASH?
 
2012-11-04 12:31:59 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Loretta Swit had a bush you could hide a VCR in...


Came here to post this and pleasantly surprised I was beaten to it.

/are we still recording?
 
2012-11-04 12:43:07 PM  

xynix: Even when I was a kid and my mom watched Mash I thought she was unattractive.


Well I happen to like your mom just fine.
 
2012-11-04 12:44:43 PM  
I'm not even into blondes and I beat the holy hell out of my pud to her back in the day.
 
2012-11-04 12:56:54 PM  
No thanks, Margaret.

Now, Nurse Margie Cutler, on the other hand, yes. Then and now.

Link

/aka Mrs. Kotter
//bka Marcia Strassman
 
2012-11-04 01:09:35 PM  
You aspired to Hot Lips, but you settled for Nurse Kellye.
 
2012-11-04 01:16:52 PM  

Relatively Obscure: xynix: Even when I was a kid and my mom watched Mash I thought she was unattractive.

Well I happen to like your mom just fine.


You wouldn't.. Trust me you wouldn't.
 
2012-11-04 01:18:19 PM  

xynix: Even when I was a kid and my mom watched Mash I thought she was unattractive.


Same here. The random nurses Hawkeye dated were always more attractive.
 
2012-11-04 01:20:38 PM  

Ed Finnerty: xynix: Even when I was a kid and my mom watched Mash I thought she was unattractive.

Same here. The random nurses Hawkeye dated were always more attractive.


How many nurses did they need anyways? Four doctors (more earlier on), supplemented by dozens of nurses? I never got that.
 
2012-11-04 01:24:19 PM  

gilgigamesh: Now MOVIE Hot Lips?


Exactly.
 
2012-11-04 01:44:23 PM  
I never saw an episode of MASH but did they ever explain why there was an 11 year old show about a 3 year war? Like was there a sci-fi/ it was all in their head/Jacob's Ladder explanation? Because that would be pretty cool.
 
2012-11-04 01:55:31 PM  

Mugato: I never saw an episode of MASH but did they ever explain why there was an 11 year old show about a 3 year war? Like was there a sci-fi/ it was all in their head/Jacob's Ladder explanation? Because that would be pretty cool.


Well, 3 years is what, 1095 days? And each episode usually was only about a day or two.

/So then at one episode a week for 20 some weeks...
//= TV timewarp
 
2012-11-04 02:16:00 PM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: How many nurses did they need anyways? Four doctors (more earlier on), supplemented by dozens of nurses? I never got that.


Well duh, the nurses do all the real work.
 
2012-11-04 02:16:44 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Mugato: I never saw an episode of MASH but did they ever explain why there was an 11 year old show about a 3 year war? Like was there a sci-fi/ it was all in their head/Jacob's Ladder explanation? Because that would be pretty cool.

Well, 3 years is what, 1095 days? And each episode usually was only about a day or two.

/So then at one episode a week for 20 some weeks...
//= TV timewarp


Yeah, I guess they could get away with that. And I guess war ages a person so they could pull off a guy looking a decade older after a couple years. . I suppose there weren't any kids on the show, that could present a problem.
 
2012-11-04 02:26:53 PM  

Mugato: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Mugato: I never saw an episode of MASH but did they ever explain why there was an 11 year old show about a 3 year war? Like was there a sci-fi/ it was all in their head/Jacob's Ladder explanation? Because that would be pretty cool.

Well, 3 years is what, 1095 days? And each episode usually was only about a day or two.

/So then at one episode a week for 20 some weeks...
//= TV timewarp

Yeah, I guess they could get away with that. And I guess war ages a person so they could pull off a guy looking a decade older after a couple years. . I suppose there weren't any kids on the show, that could present a problem.


Nah, there were continuity problems all over the place.

When Col. Potter took over in S4 E1, The date was given as September 19, 1952. However, later on, we had the episode that began with Christmas 1950 and took us all the way through 1951 with Potter commanding the 4077 the whole time (and Winchester as a part of the crew), which would mean the real date for Col. Potter taking over would have had to be September 1950, which means the first three seasons took place in 9 months in 1950 and seasons 4 and 5 took place before Christmas 1950, to get Frank Burns out of the way and Winchester in to make the Christmas episode correct.
 
2012-11-04 02:38:00 PM  

gilgigamesh: She looks great, but no. I was never a "TV Hot Lips" guy anyway.

Now MOVIE Hot Lips?

[sallykellerman.jpg]

Yes please.


Came for THIS.

/Anybody else remember renting the movie and finding the part in the tape with the shower scene totally abused by repeated slo-motion replays or conversely being the one doing that abuse?
//Yeah, me neither. :D
///Extra nerd cred for appearing in ST:TOS as well.
 
2012-11-04 02:39:39 PM  

Mugato: I never saw an episode of MASH but did they ever explain why there was an 11 year old show about a 3 year war? Like was there a sci-fi/ it was all in their head/Jacob's Ladder explanation? Because that would be pretty cool.


Maybe because it was commentary on the Vietnam war using the Korean War as a setting. And it was a popular show, which means it ran longer.
 
2012-11-04 03:30:11 PM  
And all the king's horses
And all the king's men
And all the king's plastic...
 
2012-11-04 03:32:19 PM  
On my second studman thread today - She was never very attractive.

She's worse now, and I'm old enough to have seen this in real time.
 
2012-11-04 04:06:01 PM  
I always thought that the allure of Hot Lips was that she was rather well-known for her um..reputation.. amongst the visiting Generals and Colonels and those she thought might make General. As feminist as the show wanted to portray itself, it still made the only woman in the main cast a sexpot who slept her way to the top.

That said, Loretta Swit looked great -- until gave herself some decidedly ugly perms.
 
2012-11-04 04:07:18 PM  
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
 
2012-11-04 04:08:03 PM  
No. No. No. No. No.

/with those loose balls and that old skin
//no
 
2012-11-04 04:08:44 PM  
There is a link to Phoebe Cates in the same article and yes to that. Yes please.
 
2012-11-04 04:10:41 PM  
My standards are low but damn, saying I'd penis that was uncalled for. Submitter is a bad person and should feel bad. May your beer be flat and warm for the next 7 years
 
2012-11-04 04:11:06 PM  
There was one episode where everybody had died their hair red for the final scene as a surprise for one of the characters. She looked a whole lot better as a redhead.
 
2012-11-04 04:12:52 PM  

red5ish: There is a link to Phoebe Cates in the same article and yes to that. Yes please.


She is amazingly beautiful. She still looks 25.

I will also add that I can't believe how fat Linda Ronstadt got. My brother, who abused himself for years to her poster, has been in mourning for a couple of years.
 
2012-11-04 04:14:32 PM  
Gah! I need some eye bleach stat!

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Ahhhhh.....That's better.
 
2012-11-04 04:19:35 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Nah, there were continuity problems all over the place.


There also wasn't an internet or a hundred channels of syndicated reruns for people to notice these things.

Back in the 70's conspiracy theories had to be spread as poorly xeroxed fliers or from stoner to stoner.
 
2012-11-04 04:23:34 PM  
Jane Fonda at 75? Ok...I could see that. Hot Lips at 75...Not a chance.

Phoebe Cates at any age? I'd walk 50 miles through a hurricane while hanging 10 pound weights from my nipples. That woman is perfect.
 
2012-11-04 04:27:23 PM  
Where was it that we signed up for being some arbitrary stranger's idea of staying farkable?

Fark it. Im going to focus my energy on getting rich. Then you biatches can make sure you stay pretty for ME.
 
2012-11-04 04:29:22 PM  

flucto: I would?


Only after she slips you the tongue, then you'd be sufficiently lathered up.
You do realize she was born in 1937, right?
Back in the day I would have jumped in the shower with her.
i.ytimg.com
 
2012-11-04 04:37:06 PM  
back in the day some ruffians had a saying: "8 to 80, crippled, blind or crazy" - but these days it's considered quite inappropriate to stick it in the crazy.
 
2012-11-04 04:43:23 PM  

Mugato: I never saw an episode of MASH but did they ever explain why there was an 11 year old show about a 3 year war? Like was there a sci-fi/ it was all in their head/Jacob's Ladder explanation? Because that would be pretty cool.


TV magic, dearie.
 
2012-11-04 04:46:07 PM  

gilgigamesh: She looks great, but no. I was never a "TV Hot Lips" guy anyway.

Now MOVIE Hot Lips?

[www.wearysloth.com image 320x240]

Yes please.


THIS.Sally Kellerman has been and will always be the hotter Hot Lips
 
2012-11-04 04:49:30 PM  
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/Never thought she was hot.
 
2012-11-04 04:52:01 PM  
See what Ferret Face jizz injections do to you?
 
2012-11-04 04:57:38 PM  
I had no idea Loretta Swit had turned into Dee Snyder.
 
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