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(OK Magazine)   No. For the love of God. Nooooooooooooooo   (ok.co.uk) divider line 16
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2012-11-04 01:39:08 PM
3 votes:
fc01.deviantart.net
2012-11-04 03:38:12 PM
2 votes:
What's really going to happen is Star Cars...a remake of all 6 movies with all of the characters as cars. It will feature an all-star voice cast:

Owen Wilson as Luke
Selena Gomez as Leia
Patton Oswalt as Han Solo
Joan Rivers as Chewbacca
Chris Rock as Lando
Chuck Norris as Darth Vader
Betty White as The Emperor
Christian Bale as C3P0
Larry the Cable Guy as R2D2
with special appearances of Sir Sean Connery as Jabba and Sir Ian McKellan as Salacious Crumb
2012-11-04 02:33:45 PM
2 votes:
weknowmemes.com
kth
2012-11-04 05:34:03 PM
1 votes:

AntonChigger: GavinTheAlmighty: I'm sorry, are we pretending that Mark Hamill was anything other than a terrible actor in those movies?

But he just wanted to go to Toshi station to pick up those power converters!!!

/you read that in Mark Hamill's voice, admit it


Much whining in him, like his father.
2012-11-04 04:16:44 PM
1 votes:

rocky_howard: And you know what else? Miramax (well, used to). DISNEY DISTRIBUTED farkING PULP FICTION.



Say 'what' again
2012-11-04 04:00:48 PM
1 votes:

Fallout Boy: The executives are targeting the demographics of people who watch Star Wars (young kids), not 30-40 something neck breads who still haven't let go of their childhood.


Neck Breads?
2012-11-04 03:28:09 PM
1 votes:

farkeruk: Skip a generation. Bring back Carrie Fisher, Mark Hamill, Billy Dee Williams and Harrison Ford to appear as their original characters, but with Luke as now a wise, older jedi, Han and Lando as retired generals and Leia as senior politician (like Hilary Clinton). Bring in new characters, perhaps their kids or padawans. So, those original characters wouldn't do much action stuff, but just be characters in the story (like Alec Guinness was as Obi-Wan).

And put John Lasseter in charge of it all, hire Joe Cornish and Edgar Wright to write it. Get Garth Jennings to direct it. And do as little as you have to in terms of consulting if George Lucas gets within 1000 yards drive him off with a cattle prod.



FTFY
2012-11-04 02:39:53 PM
1 votes:
I'm sorry, are we pretending that Mark Hamill was anything other than a terrible actor in those movies?
2012-11-04 02:35:23 PM
1 votes:

AbiNormal: AntonChigger: AbiNormal: AntonChigger: AbiNormal: Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha *GASP* Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahah *GASP* Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha................. ....heheheh.....snort....
Star Wars farking sucks to begin with so it makes perfect sense to cast that anemic idiot.

/farking worthless soap opera

orclover: AAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *CHOKE, GASP* AHAHAAAAAAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHA.

You farking idiots had so much hope that this deal was going to be a good thing. CHOKE ON YOUR TEARS AND DIE!!!!!

/i had no hope, I never had hope.

Seriously, who pissed in your cereal this morning? Go find something better to do with your lives

That's what I've been telling you whinny, sniveling star wars nerds for years.

I'm not really a Star Wars nerd, just trying to understand why something so unimportant makes you so mad

/or why you waste this much time trolling

Why are you getting so bent out of shape about what I post? And it doesn't make me mad, it makes me laugh.


Sorta like when a grownup jingles his keys?
2012-11-04 02:35:09 PM
1 votes:

elvindeath: Sure - the people who cast the Avengers so brilliantly are going to go with a douchey C-List teen actor to play one of the most iconic characters of all time, almost instantly damming their 4 billion dollar deal to utter ruin. Sorry ... not buying it. I think someone is passing around a story they read on The Onion.


Well its just a bookie saying that, I didn't know you could even bet on shiat like that in England, strange place....

They would never cast him, simply because its stupid and he can't farking act at all, my bet is Ryan Reynolds as Han, some other unknown or maybe one of those kids from the twilight series as Luke, and khloe kardasian as chewbacca.
2012-11-04 02:27:57 PM
1 votes:
*clicks link*

What the.....?

images.sodahead.com
2012-11-04 01:59:31 PM
1 votes:
Corey Feldman as Skywalker, the Hoff as Solo and Kirstie Alley as Leia.

You're welcome.
2012-11-04 01:44:29 PM
1 votes:
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha *GASP* Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahah *GASP* Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha................. ....heheheh.....snort....
Star Wars farking sucks to begin with so it makes perfect sense to cast that anemic idiot.

/farking worthless soap opera
2012-11-04 01:43:39 PM
1 votes:
We're talking Disney, so just count on Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel playing Luke & Leia, Dax Shepard as Han and since he'll need the work, Barrack Obama as Lando.
2012-11-04 12:45:52 PM
1 votes:
*DarthVaderdonotwant.jpg*
2012-11-04 11:46:33 AM
1 votes:
We are now officially in the End Times.
 
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