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2012-11-04 03:08:41 PM
3 votes:
Princess Leia: Anna Kendrick

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Han Solo: Chris Hemsworth

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Luke Skywalker: Joseph Gorden Levitt

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/Quick list better than mentioned in the article.
2012-11-04 02:14:54 PM
3 votes:
Could we please have HAN SOLO: The Animated Series instead?

/With scripts by Paul Dini, Production Design by Bruce Timm.
2012-11-04 10:23:10 AM
3 votes:
If the original actors are too old and frumpy looking to play heroes, then write the script with them as old and frumpy looking, and have them be elder mentors to new "hero" characters.

Honestly, If you can't get something that basic and obvious right, then you're an incompetent moron and have no business working on movies. Go get a hairnet and a nametag, and learn to love the smell of french fries.
2012-11-04 01:39:28 PM
2 votes:
Why not? He's just as young and cute as Mark Hamill was in the original.

Never mind. I'll just let this go to the hundreds of outraged comments of Star Wars fanboys.
2012-11-04 01:38:32 PM
2 votes:
Sure - the people who cast the Avengers so brilliantly are going to go with a douchey C-List teen actor to play one of the most iconic characters of all time, almost instantly damming their 4 billion dollar deal to utter ruin. Sorry ... not buying it. I think someone is passing around a story they read on The Onion.
2012-11-04 07:12:08 PM
1 votes:
Casting Leia is simple...

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2012-11-04 05:33:15 PM
1 votes:
Nathan Fillion as Han Solo?
2012-11-04 04:35:11 PM
1 votes:
Okay, I want everyone to line up. Anyone who believes this story will step forward. Someone will be around shortly to kick you in the nuts as hard as humanly possible as punishment for being so goddamned stupid.

Red Flag 1: story is from a gossip site that is the modern equivalent of the National Inquirer.
Red Flag 2: story is unsourced. The best you get is "oddsmakers." Which ones? Vegas? Reno? Larry in mail room?
Red Flag 3: The deal won't be finalized until the end of the year. They only have an outline. They've already said that they don't have a screenwriter or director yet. Nothing, absolutely nothing, is in place to even begin casting yet.

The article is based on pure speculation an deserves, at best, to be ignored.
2012-11-04 04:15:34 PM
1 votes:
Are people really this idiotic?

Just because The Walt Disney Corp bought LucasFilm doesn't mean the movies are now going to be Disney (kids stuff) like. The Disney kids is just a portion of their corporation.

You know what else they own?

ABC for example.

You know what else? Touchstone. I bet you've watched a lot of good and adult movies made by that studio.

And you know what else? Miramax (well, used to). DISNEY DISTRIBUTED farkING PULP FICTION.

Now shut up you cocks about things being kidified.
2012-11-04 02:33:26 PM
1 votes:
Honestly, you can't fark up Star Wars any more than the prequels did. Hayden Christiansen as Darth Vader? Sam Jackson as a Jedi? The whole thing was like a long Mad TV parody.
2012-11-04 02:29:56 PM
1 votes:

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Kirstie Alley as Leia.


I think she qualifies for Hutt status now.


How this should work out is get Mark, Harrison and Carrie back for at least quick cameos. Show Mark as Luke for a few scenes talking about the Jedi to new Jedi while Han hands over the Falcon to the kids while Leia does something diplomatic or something.
2012-11-04 02:19:28 PM
1 votes:

Popcorn Johnny: I'd have the next film pick up where part 3 ended. There's an 18 year gap between the ending of part 3 and part 4 that needs to be filled in.


Why the hell would you intentionally try to shoehorn in three movies for something where everyone knows how it will end?

The only thing you are destined to do is annoy people with continuity problems and remind them that Episode 4 is coming up.

They could bring back Luke and have him be in the first 20 minutes as an older Obi Wan type guy....hand off the series to new people and go from there.
2012-11-04 02:17:05 PM
1 votes:
FTFA: According to bookies William Hill

One guy is bookies now? No source on where known gossip rag got this? Pass.

Then there's this gem..

But he won't be alone in the battle, with Jamie Bell, Shia Leboeuf and Ryan Reynolds all in line.

Meanwhile, Ryan is also the favourite to play Han Solo while Emma Stone is top choice for Princess Leia.


Uh huh. Listen guys, why don't we wait for the farking ink to dry on the contract before we start believing every half baked rumor that will be circling the internets, mmmkay?

/ at least I know how to get an instant green for the next 2 years
2012-11-04 02:14:51 PM
1 votes:

bulldg4life: There's no possible way they'd be stupid enough to reboot 3-5 instead of going in a whole new direction, right?

I mean, nobody is that idiotic and unorigi---


Damn


well, knowing Disney, there will be episode 3 1/2, or 4 2/3 like they did with did he Lion King movies.
2012-11-04 02:14:33 PM
1 votes:
Cast relative unknowns, except for a few supporting roles.
2012-11-04 02:07:56 PM
1 votes:
I'd have the next film pick up where part 3 ended. There's an 18 year gap between the ending of part 3 and part 4 that needs to be filled in.
2012-11-04 02:03:34 PM
1 votes:
Seems highly unlikely.

Disney is going to want to go with a more billable star, especially to help overcome fan skepticism (to appease anxious fans, I'd imagine they're going to try and have at least Mark Hammill return -- and why not take advantage of the fact that he's still around?).

Further, Disney has already stated that they want to see to a quick return on their $4BN investment -- this film needs to make at least $1BN at the worldwide box office.

And after "John Carter" -- Taylor who? -- I expect Disney to be a lot more careful about the casting.
2012-11-04 01:52:33 PM
1 votes:

StrikitRich: We're talking Disney, so just count on Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel playing Luke & Leia, Dax Shepard as Han and since he'll need the work, Barrack Obama as Lando.


I dunno, but now that you mention it I'd love to see Jessica Biel in a slave Leia outfit.
2012-11-04 01:51:43 PM
1 votes:

AbiNormal: Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha *GASP* Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahah *GASP* Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha................. ....heheheh.....snort....
Star Wars farking sucks to begin with so it makes perfect sense to cast that anemic idiot.

/farking worthless soap opera


orclover: AAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *CHOKE, GASP* AHAHAAAAAAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHA.

You farking idiots had so much hope that this deal was going to be a good thing. CHOKE ON YOUR TEARS AND DIE!!!!!

/i had no hope, I never had hope.


Seriously, who pissed in your cereal this morning? Go find something better to do with your lives
2012-11-04 01:49:07 PM
1 votes:
FTA: "According to bookies..."

Sounds legit.
2012-11-04 01:44:29 PM
1 votes:
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha *GASP* Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahah *GASP* Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha................. ....heheheh.....snort....
Star Wars farking sucks to begin with so it makes perfect sense to cast that anemic idiot.

/farking worthless soap opera
2012-11-04 01:43:39 PM
1 votes:
We're talking Disney, so just count on Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel playing Luke & Leia, Dax Shepard as Han and since he'll need the work, Barrack Obama as Lando.
2012-11-04 01:13:08 PM
1 votes:
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