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2012-11-04 10:23:10 AM
If the original actors are too old and frumpy looking to play heroes, then write the script with them as old and frumpy looking, and have them be elder mentors to new "hero" characters.

Honestly, If you can't get something that basic and obvious right, then you're an incompetent moron and have no business working on movies. Go get a hairnet and a nametag, and learn to love the smell of french fries.
 
2012-11-04 11:02:14 AM
Are these new movies going to follow Lucas' original plan for them?

I really hope they aren't going to "reboot" 4-6.
 
2012-11-04 11:46:33 AM
We are now officially in the End Times.
 
2012-11-04 12:42:46 PM

bloobeary: If the original actors are too old and frumpy looking to play heroes, then write the script with them as old and frumpy looking, and have them be elder mentors to new "hero" characters.

Honestly, If you can't get something that basic and obvious right, then you're an incompetent moron and have no business working on movies. Go get a hairnet and a nametag, and learn to love the smell of french fries.


Oh, I"m almost certain that Disney execs do not want where hair nets. They'll come around.
 
2012-11-04 12:45:52 PM
*DarthVaderdonotwant.jpg*
 
2012-11-04 01:13:08 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-11-04 01:38:32 PM
Sure - the people who cast the Avengers so brilliantly are going to go with a douchey C-List teen actor to play one of the most iconic characters of all time, almost instantly damming their 4 billion dollar deal to utter ruin. Sorry ... not buying it. I think someone is passing around a story they read on The Onion.
 
2012-11-04 01:38:34 PM

Dumski: bloobeary: If the original actors are too old and frumpy looking to play heroes, then write the script with them as old and frumpy looking, and have them be elder mentors to new "hero" characters.

Honestly, If you can't get something that basic and obvious right, then you're an incompetent moron and have no business working on movies. Go get a hairnet and a nametag, and learn to love the smell of french fries.

Oh, I"m almost certain that Disney execs do not want where hair nets. They'll come around.


Yeah, but what's to stop them from LeBeefing up the new generation of heroes? You know, like Indy?
 
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2012-11-04 01:39:08 PM
fc01.deviantart.net
 
2012-11-04 01:39:28 PM
Why not? He's just as young and cute as Mark Hamill was in the original.

Never mind. I'll just let this go to the hundreds of outraged comments of Star Wars fanboys.
 
2012-11-04 01:40:42 PM
Love the subheadline: "George Lucas causes by selling the rights to his franchise, Episode 7, 8 and 9". Ha!
 
2012-11-04 01:43:20 PM
Mark Hamill is the same age as Yoda when two thousand years old look as good you will not.
 
2012-11-04 01:43:39 PM
We're talking Disney, so just count on Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel playing Luke & Leia, Dax Shepard as Han and since he'll need the work, Barrack Obama as Lando.
 
2012-11-04 01:44:29 PM
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Star Wars farking sucks to begin with so it makes perfect sense to cast that anemic idiot.

/farking worthless soap opera
 
2012-11-04 01:45:00 PM
He'll be the new Hamill? He's already the new Travolta.

/hem hem
 
2012-11-04 01:45:11 PM
i699.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-04 01:47:11 PM
AAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *CHOKE, GASP* AHAHAAAAAAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHA.

You farking idiots had so much hope that this deal was going to be a good thing. CHOKE ON YOUR TEARS AND DIE!!!!!

/i had no hope, I never had hope.
 
2012-11-04 01:49:07 PM
FTA: "According to bookies..."

Sounds legit.
 
2012-11-04 01:49:29 PM
Yeah, this will happen.. Just like how Leo Dicaprio became Anakin...

/though, might have been a better movie..
 
2012-11-04 01:51:43 PM

AbiNormal: Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha *GASP* Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahah *GASP* Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha................. ....heheheh.....snort....
Star Wars farking sucks to begin with so it makes perfect sense to cast that anemic idiot.

/farking worthless soap opera


orclover: AAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *CHOKE, GASP* AHAHAAAAAAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHA.

You farking idiots had so much hope that this deal was going to be a good thing. CHOKE ON YOUR TEARS AND DIE!!!!!

/i had no hope, I never had hope.


Seriously, who pissed in your cereal this morning? Go find something better to do with your lives
 
2012-11-04 01:52:33 PM

StrikitRich: We're talking Disney, so just count on Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel playing Luke & Leia, Dax Shepard as Han and since he'll need the work, Barrack Obama as Lando.


I dunno, but now that you mention it I'd love to see Jessica Biel in a slave Leia outfit.
 
2012-11-04 01:54:21 PM

AntonChigger: AbiNormal: Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha *GASP* Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahah *GASP* Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha................. ....heheheh.....snort....
Star Wars farking sucks to begin with so it makes perfect sense to cast that anemic idiot.

/farking worthless soap opera

orclover: AAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *CHOKE, GASP* AHAHAAAAAAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHA.

You farking idiots had so much hope that this deal was going to be a good thing. CHOKE ON YOUR TEARS AND DIE!!!!!

/i had no hope, I never had hope.

Seriously, who pissed in your cereal this morning? Go find something better to do with your lives


That's what I've been telling you whinny, sniveling star wars nerds for years.
 
2012-11-04 01:56:47 PM

AbiNormal: AntonChigger: AbiNormal: Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha *GASP* Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahah *GASP* Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha................. ....heheheh.....snort....
Star Wars farking sucks to begin with so it makes perfect sense to cast that anemic idiot.

/farking worthless soap opera

orclover: AAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *CHOKE, GASP* AHAHAAAAAAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHA.

You farking idiots had so much hope that this deal was going to be a good thing. CHOKE ON YOUR TEARS AND DIE!!!!!

/i had no hope, I never had hope.

Seriously, who pissed in your cereal this morning? Go find something better to do with your lives

That's what I've been telling you whinny, sniveling star wars nerds for years.


I'm not really a Star Wars nerd, just trying to understand why something so unimportant makes you so mad

/or why you waste this much time trolling
 
2012-11-04 01:59:31 PM
Corey Feldman as Skywalker, the Hoff as Solo and Kirstie Alley as Leia.

You're welcome.
 
2012-11-04 02:01:54 PM
Hugh Jackman as Han Solo...

Scarlett Johanson as Princess Leia..

Aaron Paul as Luke Skywalker... biatch!
 
2012-11-04 02:03:34 PM
Seems highly unlikely.

Disney is going to want to go with a more billable star, especially to help overcome fan skepticism (to appease anxious fans, I'd imagine they're going to try and have at least Mark Hammill return -- and why not take advantage of the fact that he's still around?).

Further, Disney has already stated that they want to see to a quick return on their $4BN investment -- this film needs to make at least $1BN at the worldwide box office.

And after "John Carter" -- Taylor who? -- I expect Disney to be a lot more careful about the casting.
 
2012-11-04 02:04:00 PM
actually, I'd totally pay to see the original Star Wars played with the actors from Breaking Bad... Thatd be awesome.

/George Lucas could've spent some of that $4 billion to make that happen.
 
2012-11-04 02:04:54 PM

AbiNormal: That's what I've been telling you whinny, sniveling star wars nerds for years.


Says the person on Fark...

Anywho, Zac may not be the world's greatest actor, but he's better than Jake Lloyd or Hayden Christensen, so that already makes the new movie(s) better than Episodes 1-3.
 
2012-11-04 02:05:30 PM
This line gave me hives:

The 25-year-old self-confessed Star Wars addict previously said he'd love to don his best 'I've lost my arm' face and battle Darth Vader,

Vader's dead, you Star Wars addict, you.
 
2012-11-04 02:05:45 PM
Tyler Perry = Grand Moff Tarkin

Tyler Perry's ego = Death Star
 
2012-11-04 02:07:56 PM
I'd have the next film pick up where part 3 ended. There's an 18 year gap between the ending of part 3 and part 4 that needs to be filled in.
 
2012-11-04 02:11:07 PM

AntonChigger: AbiNormal: AntonChigger: AbiNormal: Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha *GASP* Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahah *GASP* Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha................. ....heheheh.....snort....
Star Wars farking sucks to begin with so it makes perfect sense to cast that anemic idiot.

/farking worthless soap opera

orclover: AAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *CHOKE, GASP* AHAHAAAAAAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHA.

You farking idiots had so much hope that this deal was going to be a good thing. CHOKE ON YOUR TEARS AND DIE!!!!!

/i had no hope, I never had hope.

Seriously, who pissed in your cereal this morning? Go find something better to do with your lives

That's what I've been telling you whinny, sniveling star wars nerds for years.

I'm not really a Star Wars nerd, just trying to understand why something so unimportant makes you so mad

/or why you waste this much time trolling


Why are you getting so bent out of shape about what I post? And it doesn't make me mad, it makes me laugh.
 
2012-11-04 02:12:30 PM
There's no possible way they'd be stupid enough to reboot 3-5 instead of going in a whole new direction, right?

I mean, nobody is that idiotic and unorigi---


Damn
 
2012-11-04 02:14:33 PM
Cast relative unknowns, except for a few supporting roles.
 
2012-11-04 02:14:51 PM

bulldg4life: There's no possible way they'd be stupid enough to reboot 3-5 instead of going in a whole new direction, right?

I mean, nobody is that idiotic and unorigi---


Damn


well, knowing Disney, there will be episode 3 1/2, or 4 2/3 like they did with did he Lion King movies.
 
2012-11-04 02:14:54 PM
Could we please have HAN SOLO: The Animated Series instead?

/With scripts by Paul Dini, Production Design by Bruce Timm.
 
2012-11-04 02:17:05 PM
FTFA: According to bookies William Hill

One guy is bookies now? No source on where known gossip rag got this? Pass.

Then there's this gem..

But he won't be alone in the battle, with Jamie Bell, Shia Leboeuf and Ryan Reynolds all in line.

Meanwhile, Ryan is also the favourite to play Han Solo while Emma Stone is top choice for Princess Leia.


Uh huh. Listen guys, why don't we wait for the farking ink to dry on the contract before we start believing every half baked rumor that will be circling the internets, mmmkay?

/ at least I know how to get an instant green for the next 2 years
 
2012-11-04 02:18:40 PM

AbiNormal: That's what I've been telling you whinny, sniveling star wars nerds for years.


Either you need to be at the gym in 26 minutes, or you just let slip that Sarah Jessica Parker will make a cameo as a tauntaun.
 
2012-11-04 02:19:28 PM

Popcorn Johnny: I'd have the next film pick up where part 3 ended. There's an 18 year gap between the ending of part 3 and part 4 that needs to be filled in.


Why the hell would you intentionally try to shoehorn in three movies for something where everyone knows how it will end?

The only thing you are destined to do is annoy people with continuity problems and remind them that Episode 4 is coming up.

They could bring back Luke and have him be in the first 20 minutes as an older Obi Wan type guy....hand off the series to new people and go from there.
 
2012-11-04 02:19:59 PM

alwaysjaded: FTFA: According to bookies William HillOne guy is bookies now? No source on where known gossip rag got this? Pass.


William Hill is the name of a chain of betting shops.
 
2012-11-04 02:20:17 PM

alwaysjaded: FTFA: According to bookies William Hill

One guy is bookies now? No source on where known gossip rag got this? Pass.

Then there's this gem..

But he won't be alone in the battle, with Jamie Bell, Shia Leboeuf and Ryan Reynolds all in line.

Meanwhile, Ryan is also the favourite to play Han Solo while Emma Stone is top choice for Princess Leia.

Uh huh. Listen guys, why don't we wait for the farking ink to dry on the contract before we start believing every half baked rumor that will be circling the internets, mmmkay?

/ at least I know how to get an instant green for the next 2 years


Thank you. You are this thread's Rally to Restore Sanity.
 
2012-11-04 02:24:56 PM

Gordon Bennett: alwaysjaded: FTFA: According to bookies William HillOne guy is bookies now? No source on where known gossip rag got this? Pass.

William Hill is the name of a chain of betting shops.


Fair enough. I did not know that. Regardless, I would at least wait till they have an outline of a story written before they start the casting rumors. No one even knows what direction the sequels are going yet.
 
2012-11-04 02:26:04 PM
So wait, they haven't even finished inking the deal itself and all it's details and suddenly there's a casting list? I call bullshiat. You folks are gullible as hell.
 
2012-11-04 02:27:57 PM
*clicks link*

What the.....?

images.sodahead.com
 
2012-11-04 02:28:18 PM

Erisire:

Thank you. You are this thread's Rally to Restore Sanity.


Yea. I just sincerely doubt that DIsney is going to spend all that money on a franchise only to just rush something out with flavors of the month from years ago. I would at least anticipate they would have a few meetings first on just what they are going to do with it.
 
2012-11-04 02:28:42 PM

AbiNormal: AntonChigger: AbiNormal: AntonChigger: AbiNormal: Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha *GASP* Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahah *GASP* Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha................. ....heheheh.....snort....
Star Wars farking sucks to begin with so it makes perfect sense to cast that anemic idiot.

/farking worthless soap opera

orclover: AAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *CHOKE, GASP* AHAHAAAAAAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHA.

You farking idiots had so much hope that this deal was going to be a good thing. CHOKE ON YOUR TEARS AND DIE!!!!!

/i had no hope, I never had hope.

Seriously, who pissed in your cereal this morning? Go find something better to do with your lives

That's what I've been telling you whinny, sniveling star wars nerds for years.

I'm not really a Star Wars nerd, just trying to understand why something so unimportant makes you so mad

/or why you waste this much time trolling

Why are you getting so bent out of shape about what I post? And it doesn't make me mad, it makes me laugh.


I guess I just don't get how someone could have any reason to hate Star Wars that much
 
2012-11-04 02:29:56 PM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Kirstie Alley as Leia.


I think she qualifies for Hutt status now.


How this should work out is get Mark, Harrison and Carrie back for at least quick cameos. Show Mark as Luke for a few scenes talking about the Jedi to new Jedi while Han hands over the Falcon to the kids while Leia does something diplomatic or something.
 
2012-11-04 02:32:39 PM

alwaysjaded: Gordon Bennett: alwaysjaded: FTFA: According to bookies William HillOne guy is bookies now? No source on where known gossip rag got this? Pass.

William Hill is the name of a chain of betting shops.

Fair enough. I did not know that. Regardless, I would at least wait till they have an outline of a story written before they start the casting rumors. No one even knows what direction the sequels are going yet.


Bookies like taking money from idiots who place bets on actors before a script has even been written.
 
2012-11-04 02:32:45 PM
This is why we can't have nice things.
 
2012-11-04 02:33:26 PM
Honestly, you can't fark up Star Wars any more than the prequels did. Hayden Christiansen as Darth Vader? Sam Jackson as a Jedi? The whole thing was like a long Mad TV parody.
 
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